Separate the wheat from the chuff
(March 25, 2024)
The news media - at least those that still make an effort to be neutral in their reporting -- should really focus their coverage on the two leaders' policies regarding the main areas of concern among most if not all Americans -- climate change, immigration, Ukraine, AI, the economy, law and order.
Don't waste space regurgitating old grievances and gratuitous insults spewed by one candidate that are based on lies, imbued with hate, and devoid of optimism. There is no news in these utterances, just more of the same old-same old. with a new smear of lipstick -- the emphasis on smear.
Ideally, any reports of rallies, media encounters, and other events involving Trump would be distilled to what's actually new as it relates to how he proposes to deal with the great issues of the day that will determine America's future.
In this scenario, only passing reference would be made to his attacks on enemies, as his beefs are well-known and require no further elaboration. It could be reduced to one paragraph at the end of EVERY article:
Trump also disparaged President Joe Biden; the deep state, in particular the Department of Justice; immigrants; liberals; judges and attorneys; the news media; Hollywood celebrities; educators; scientists; environmentalists, and; [anyone else] who happened to say something he didn't like the previous day.
The rest of the story would deal with how he proposes, specifically, to make Americans' lives better.
Yes, it would be a short article.
(March 25, 2024)
The news media - at least those that still make an effort to be neutral in their reporting -- should really focus their coverage on the two leaders' policies regarding the main areas of concern among most if not all Americans -- climate change, immigration, Ukraine, AI, the economy, law and order.
Don't waste space regurgitating old grievances and gratuitous insults spewed by one candidate that are based on lies, imbued with hate, and devoid of optimism. There is no news in these utterances, just more of the same old-same old. with a new smear of lipstick -- the emphasis on smear.
Ideally, any reports of rallies, media encounters, and other events involving Trump would be distilled to what's actually new as it relates to how he proposes to deal with the great issues of the day that will determine America's future.
In this scenario, only passing reference would be made to his attacks on enemies, as his beefs are well-known and require no further elaboration. It could be reduced to one paragraph at the end of EVERY article:
Trump also disparaged President Joe Biden; the deep state, in particular the Department of Justice; immigrants; liberals; judges and attorneys; the news media; Hollywood celebrities; educators; scientists; environmentalists, and; [anyone else] who happened to say something he didn't like the previous day.
The rest of the story would deal with how he proposes, specifically, to make Americans' lives better.
Yes, it would be a short article.
Hey, look what we found!
(March 20, 2024)
If Zelenskyy were to announce his government had come upon a laptop belonging to Hunter Biden with "some very interesting stuff on it," would His Heinous direct his subjects in the House to approve giving Ukraine the $60 billion it desperately needs?
(March 20, 2024)
If Zelenskyy were to announce his government had come upon a laptop belonging to Hunter Biden with "some very interesting stuff on it," would His Heinous direct his subjects in the House to approve giving Ukraine the $60 billion it desperately needs?
'The law is an ass'
(March 15, 2024)
"The law is an ass."
And as slow as molasses.
And when all's said and done
Rich folk get free passes.
(March 15, 2024)
"The law is an ass."
And as slow as molasses.
And when all's said and done
Rich folk get free passes.
Have free speech carry a cost -- your identity
(March 18, 2024)
The anonymity afforded people who post vile or outrageously false stuff on social media comes at a price: a breakdown in civil discourse and trust in institutions. The consequences for society are immense.
The time has come where a price, literally, should be paid to spout garbage online, in the same way that we purchase tags to have our refuse taken away (the difference being there's no expectation that our actual trash will be picked over and discussed by thousands of strangers).
If a price were attached to offering up antisocial commentary it would go a long way to reducing its corroding effects. Imagine if people had to pay 50 cents every time they viciously attacked a person, a group or an entity, you'd have to believe the flow of hateful things would surely diminish.
Naturally, such a proposal would immediately come under fire by free speech advocates, but their criticism could easily be nullified by allowing people to say what they wish for free -- provided they attach their real name to what they write.
Full disclosure, in other words (fulsome, if your words are generally offensive).
This measure won't impact the many prominent individuals online who don't keep their identity secret and delight in having a large following. They are beyond reach, it would seem.
No, it's directed at all the others who are too afraid to stand behind their words by disclosing who -- and what --they are.
They need to declare themselves so everyone knows what their beliefs are.
(March 18, 2024)
The anonymity afforded people who post vile or outrageously false stuff on social media comes at a price: a breakdown in civil discourse and trust in institutions. The consequences for society are immense.
The time has come where a price, literally, should be paid to spout garbage online, in the same way that we purchase tags to have our refuse taken away (the difference being there's no expectation that our actual trash will be picked over and discussed by thousands of strangers).
If a price were attached to offering up antisocial commentary it would go a long way to reducing its corroding effects. Imagine if people had to pay 50 cents every time they viciously attacked a person, a group or an entity, you'd have to believe the flow of hateful things would surely diminish.
Naturally, such a proposal would immediately come under fire by free speech advocates, but their criticism could easily be nullified by allowing people to say what they wish for free -- provided they attach their real name to what they write.
Full disclosure, in other words (fulsome, if your words are generally offensive).
This measure won't impact the many prominent individuals online who don't keep their identity secret and delight in having a large following. They are beyond reach, it would seem.
No, it's directed at all the others who are too afraid to stand behind their words by disclosing who -- and what --they are.
They need to declare themselves so everyone knows what their beliefs are.
... and only one's on the level
(March 15, 2024)
Biden has a platform that sets out in detail what he wants to do his second term.
Trump doesn't have a platform, he has a gallows -- and a long list.
(March 15, 2024)
Biden has a platform that sets out in detail what he wants to do his second term.
Trump doesn't have a platform, he has a gallows -- and a long list.
Getting even is hard -- we hope
(March 14, 2024)
Trump wants to get back at Biden for having won the election and is now being held to account for all his misdeeds but try as Trump might it's hard to get even when you're as unbalanced as he is.
(March 14, 2024)
Trump wants to get back at Biden for having won the election and is now being held to account for all his misdeeds but try as Trump might it's hard to get even when you're as unbalanced as he is.
America is holding on for dear life
(March 14, 2024)
The Republicans are beholden to a guy who doesn't hold office but holds millions in contempt.
And so it is that democracy now finds itself in a stranglehold.
Only voters can break it free of The Grasping One's clutches.
(March 14, 2024)
The Republicans are beholden to a guy who doesn't hold office but holds millions in contempt.
And so it is that democracy now finds itself in a stranglehold.
Only voters can break it free of The Grasping One's clutches.
What's it going to be?
(March 14, 2024)
So exactly how will the Republicans frame this referral to the DoJ?
Will it be:
"We have good reason to believe that Joe Biden was party to a host of crimes and should be investigated, but NOT prosecuted as he enjoys presidential immunity."?
Or:
"We have good reason to believe that Joe Biden was party to a host of crimes and should be investigated and prosecuted so that justice may be served as no one, not even a president, is above the law."?
(March 14, 2024)
So exactly how will the Republicans frame this referral to the DoJ?
Will it be:
"We have good reason to believe that Joe Biden was party to a host of crimes and should be investigated, but NOT prosecuted as he enjoys presidential immunity."?
Or:
"We have good reason to believe that Joe Biden was party to a host of crimes and should be investigated and prosecuted so that justice may be served as no one, not even a president, is above the law."?
A parting gift for the grifter
(March 14, 2024)
It's criminal that the elected allies of the criminal who is their leader are now poised to make criminal referrals to the DoJ regarding crimes their leader's foe supposedly committed.
The tea they're serving is awfully weak.
If justice prevails, Trump and his henchpersons will discover this fall that, in their efforts to weaponize the government over the years, they have shot themselves in the foot when they're given the boot by voters.
They should think of it as a parting gift.
(March 14, 2024)
It's criminal that the elected allies of the criminal who is their leader are now poised to make criminal referrals to the DoJ regarding crimes their leader's foe supposedly committed.
The tea they're serving is awfully weak.
If justice prevails, Trump and his henchpersons will discover this fall that, in their efforts to weaponize the government over the years, they have shot themselves in the foot when they're given the boot by voters.
They should think of it as a parting gift.
Mock my words: Biden
(March 11, 2024)
Trump mocked Biden for his lifelong stutter at a rally Saturday, by speaking as if he were the president: ‘I’m gonna bring the country tuh-tuh-tuh-together."
Just as Biden has made light of his age to downplay criticism of his being too old to run again, he should do the same with Trump's jibes about his stammer: "He talks worse than I do. He slurs his slurs! You'd have to be an idiot to pay attention to this fu-fu-fu-fulminator."
(March 11, 2024)
Trump mocked Biden for his lifelong stutter at a rally Saturday, by speaking as if he were the president: ‘I’m gonna bring the country tuh-tuh-tuh-together."
Just as Biden has made light of his age to downplay criticism of his being too old to run again, he should do the same with Trump's jibes about his stammer: "He talks worse than I do. He slurs his slurs! You'd have to be an idiot to pay attention to this fu-fu-fu-fulminator."
The a-polling impact of people's opinions
(March 10, 2024)
Has there ever been a poll done on polls?
The pollsters might find the results disconcerting. The same way we do with their polls -- but this poll would probably have a margin of error of less than one percentage point.
A poll is just a snapshot, it does not provide a true picture.
Imagine a camera monitoring traffic that's moving smoothly along a highway. The image released to the public is that of a single car that momentarily appears to be headed into a ditch -- just before the driver regains control of the vehicle, without having disrupted the flow of traffic.
(March 10, 2024)
Has there ever been a poll done on polls?
The pollsters might find the results disconcerting. The same way we do with their polls -- but this poll would probably have a margin of error of less than one percentage point.
A poll is just a snapshot, it does not provide a true picture.
Imagine a camera monitoring traffic that's moving smoothly along a highway. The image released to the public is that of a single car that momentarily appears to be headed into a ditch -- just before the driver regains control of the vehicle, without having disrupted the flow of traffic.
Don't ignore the snubbed!
(March 9, 2024)
Perhaps the Academy can soften the blow of losing out or not even being nominated by sending those disrespected smaller versions of Oscar who is shrugging and holding his hands out palms up, wearing an expression of 'Unnhh?'
Oh yeah, the sword's gone, replaced by dagger -- stuck in his back.
(And shouldn't female winners receive an Oscarette? "And the Oscarette goes to ...")
(March 9, 2024)
Perhaps the Academy can soften the blow of losing out or not even being nominated by sending those disrespected smaller versions of Oscar who is shrugging and holding his hands out palms up, wearing an expression of 'Unnhh?'
Oh yeah, the sword's gone, replaced by dagger -- stuck in his back.
(And shouldn't female winners receive an Oscarette? "And the Oscarette goes to ...")
How thoughtful!
(March 7, 2024)
When the Republicans start heckling Biden, he should express his appreciation for their show of support by saying: “I didn't realize so many Repubicans would show up tonight as my party's mascot, braying like donkeys to cheer me on. Hee-haws instead of huzzahs but I'll take it.”
And then looking directly at Taylor Greene, he'd add with a nod: “Some of them even went one step further and wore a mask of a donkey. How thoughtful!”
(March 7, 2024)
When the Republicans start heckling Biden, he should express his appreciation for their show of support by saying: “I didn't realize so many Repubicans would show up tonight as my party's mascot, braying like donkeys to cheer me on. Hee-haws instead of huzzahs but I'll take it.”
And then looking directly at Taylor Greene, he'd add with a nod: “Some of them even went one step further and wore a mask of a donkey. How thoughtful!”
A bombshell's about to explode!
(March 7, 2024)
Biden will deliver a bombshell tonight: Announce he will, by executive order, direct the Pentagon to re-allocate billions from various departments to support Ukraine in defence of its country and democracy around the world.
The Republicans will act quickly to impeach Biden but the president will argue immunity from prosecution and say he expects Trump to support him in making his case.
Biden's bold move will bolster Ukraine's defences – and prod the Supreme Court to act faster on Trump's own claim of immunity, as the majority of justices will not want to see Biden take advantage of their dilatoriness when it was meant to serve only Trump's interests.
The Democrats, as part of a secret pact with Biden, will signal their respect for democracy by announcing they will vote with Republicans to remove him from office and disqualify him from holding “any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States” ever again, should the House prove its case.
Before the impeachment commences, Biden announces he is stepping down so as not to be a distraction while the government, now led by Harris, devotes its attention to the other great issues of the day.
In the meantime, the Democrats, with Biden's blessing, will nominate another candidate for president.
Biden's legacy is that he will have saved an ally, restored America's reputation, re-invigorated the party, and set the nation on a new course by serving himself up as a sacrificial lamb for the good of the country.
(March 7, 2024)
Biden will deliver a bombshell tonight: Announce he will, by executive order, direct the Pentagon to re-allocate billions from various departments to support Ukraine in defence of its country and democracy around the world.
The Republicans will act quickly to impeach Biden but the president will argue immunity from prosecution and say he expects Trump to support him in making his case.
Biden's bold move will bolster Ukraine's defences – and prod the Supreme Court to act faster on Trump's own claim of immunity, as the majority of justices will not want to see Biden take advantage of their dilatoriness when it was meant to serve only Trump's interests.
The Democrats, as part of a secret pact with Biden, will signal their respect for democracy by announcing they will vote with Republicans to remove him from office and disqualify him from holding “any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States” ever again, should the House prove its case.
Before the impeachment commences, Biden announces he is stepping down so as not to be a distraction while the government, now led by Harris, devotes its attention to the other great issues of the day.
In the meantime, the Democrats, with Biden's blessing, will nominate another candidate for president.
Biden's legacy is that he will have saved an ally, restored America's reputation, re-invigorated the party, and set the nation on a new course by serving himself up as a sacrificial lamb for the good of the country.
A taste of their own medicine
(March 6, 2024)
It would be nice to read about hackers in the United States joining forces to create havoc -- without endangering lives -- in countries that are a haven for cyber-criminals who are creating mayhem in the West.
These bad actor states need to get a taste of their own medicine to force them to pull back on the attacks they undertake themselves or condone being done by their citizens.
If it's an all-out war that's taking place behind the scenes, the States should, if it hasn't already, put a bounty on malign entities and handsomely reward those who knock them out of commission or severely diminish their capacity to do harm.
(March 6, 2024)
It would be nice to read about hackers in the United States joining forces to create havoc -- without endangering lives -- in countries that are a haven for cyber-criminals who are creating mayhem in the West.
These bad actor states need to get a taste of their own medicine to force them to pull back on the attacks they undertake themselves or condone being done by their citizens.
If it's an all-out war that's taking place behind the scenes, the States should, if it hasn't already, put a bounty on malign entities and handsomely reward those who knock them out of commission or severely diminish their capacity to do harm.
Two P's -- past and present -- in a pod
(March 5, 2024)
The two old guys are not that different: One's a mule (as in stubborn) and the other one's an ass (as in stupid).
One should be put out to pasture, the other one sent to a yard -- in a prison.
Biden, of course, would depart to great fanfare by his party grateful for what he did to save democracy; but the Democrats, generous to a fault, would do the same for Trump, loudly sounding the trumpets when he showed up for his first day in prison, in a show of MAGAenmity.
(March 5, 2024)
The two old guys are not that different: One's a mule (as in stubborn) and the other one's an ass (as in stupid).
One should be put out to pasture, the other one sent to a yard -- in a prison.
Biden, of course, would depart to great fanfare by his party grateful for what he did to save democracy; but the Democrats, generous to a fault, would do the same for Trump, loudly sounding the trumpets when he showed up for his first day in prison, in a show of MAGAenmity.
Donny shoulda asked for a stand-in
(March 4, 2024)
This just in ... from late summer:
While America awaits for the official results of a cognitive test administered to both presidential candidates, word has slipped out that Donald Trump, the Republican nominee, didn't fare so well.
“He did really badly, even worse than expected,” said an anonymous source. “He even flunked the memory challenge, which was one-two-three-four-five.”
President Joe Biden “aced” it although he did get sidetracked on a couple, the source said. “When he reached three, he started talking about learning to ride a tricycle. Four reminded him of his current term and he began reciting all the good things he's done for his country.”
Biden got right all 10 state capitals on the test; Trump managed to name just five correctly.
Trump also misidentified the outlines of a kangaroo, pliers and book; Biden got one wrong, perhaps intentionally, when he answered “Trump” after being shown the outline of the devil.
The source was prepared to give more examples of fails by the former president but couldn't stop laughing so the interview was cut short.
Results of the two men's physical tests, which included touching their knees, doing one sit-up and walking up and down three steps, are to be released in the next month as well, pending a ruling by the Supreme Court on Trump's appeal to have them sealed, along with the results of the cognitive test.
“If they do get released,” the source, “his fate will be sealed.”
(March 4, 2024)
This just in ... from late summer:
While America awaits for the official results of a cognitive test administered to both presidential candidates, word has slipped out that Donald Trump, the Republican nominee, didn't fare so well.
“He did really badly, even worse than expected,” said an anonymous source. “He even flunked the memory challenge, which was one-two-three-four-five.”
President Joe Biden “aced” it although he did get sidetracked on a couple, the source said. “When he reached three, he started talking about learning to ride a tricycle. Four reminded him of his current term and he began reciting all the good things he's done for his country.”
Biden got right all 10 state capitals on the test; Trump managed to name just five correctly.
Trump also misidentified the outlines of a kangaroo, pliers and book; Biden got one wrong, perhaps intentionally, when he answered “Trump” after being shown the outline of the devil.
The source was prepared to give more examples of fails by the former president but couldn't stop laughing so the interview was cut short.
Results of the two men's physical tests, which included touching their knees, doing one sit-up and walking up and down three steps, are to be released in the next month as well, pending a ruling by the Supreme Court on Trump's appeal to have them sealed, along with the results of the cognitive test.
“If they do get released,” the source, “his fate will be sealed.”
A slap in the face
(March 4, 2024)
It would add a pungent note to the proceeding if the district attorney were to refer to the former Trump Organization finance chief as Mr. Weaselberg when presenting the plea deal to the judge.
And if the terms amount to a slap on the wrist would that not be a slap in the face of Americans who want see rich folk held to stricter account for their crimes?
(March 4, 2024)
It would add a pungent note to the proceeding if the district attorney were to refer to the former Trump Organization finance chief as Mr. Weaselberg when presenting the plea deal to the judge.
And if the terms amount to a slap on the wrist would that not be a slap in the face of Americans who want see rich folk held to stricter account for their crimes?
Tagging along with Dowd in her fantasy
(March 2, 2024)
"I’ll release my delegates this summer at the Chicago convention to vote for the candidate they feel can carry our banner into the future." -- (fantasy Joe Biden)
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking: Why didn't I declare a year ago I wouldn't be running again, so all Democrats hankering to be president would have lots of time to build their profile?
Well, they don't need lots of time to show Americans why they deserve to lead the nation, not with the records of accomplishment the ones likely to run have already put together. As Tony the Tiger likes to say, 'They're gr-r-reat!' All of them.
And I was willing to be a lightning rod for Republicans so my successor won't have to put up with their nonsense for longer than is necessary to win the office.
You know whoever follows me and takes up the fight will be 20-25 years younger than I am -- and that grifter the Republicans are hell-bent are picking again, for reasons that defy logic -- what little amount they have left, having traded away most of it for a load of conswallop spewed by that blithering blatherer. Or is it blathering blitherer?
Folks, it's time for a new kind of leader, one whose vision for the future doesn't require bifocals or cataract surgery to see what lies ahead. Someone with a spring in their step, not a fall down the stairs.
I'm looking forward to the convention and finding out who will be the next Democrat in the White House in January. I'm confident that person will do the country proud. You should be too.
(March 2, 2024)
"I’ll release my delegates this summer at the Chicago convention to vote for the candidate they feel can carry our banner into the future." -- (fantasy Joe Biden)
Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking: Why didn't I declare a year ago I wouldn't be running again, so all Democrats hankering to be president would have lots of time to build their profile?
Well, they don't need lots of time to show Americans why they deserve to lead the nation, not with the records of accomplishment the ones likely to run have already put together. As Tony the Tiger likes to say, 'They're gr-r-reat!' All of them.
And I was willing to be a lightning rod for Republicans so my successor won't have to put up with their nonsense for longer than is necessary to win the office.
You know whoever follows me and takes up the fight will be 20-25 years younger than I am -- and that grifter the Republicans are hell-bent are picking again, for reasons that defy logic -- what little amount they have left, having traded away most of it for a load of conswallop spewed by that blithering blatherer. Or is it blathering blitherer?
Folks, it's time for a new kind of leader, one whose vision for the future doesn't require bifocals or cataract surgery to see what lies ahead. Someone with a spring in their step, not a fall down the stairs.
I'm looking forward to the convention and finding out who will be the next Democrat in the White House in January. I'm confident that person will do the country proud. You should be too.
Good reason to live in fear
(Feb. 29, 2024)
"... the people of this state, who have required us to treat every human being in accordance with the fear of a holy God who made them in His image.”
If we are indeed made in the image of God, it follows that we should live in fear. How could we not be when you look at what's happening around the world? We're a sorry bunch for the most part, and Who's to blame?
Is it a case that in cloning Himself (minus the omnipotent part for good reason), there was a glitch in the process, which explains why there are so many human beings with flaws?
There needs to be better quality control, to prevent problems from ever arising in the first place rather than leave it to the repair department (religion) to fix what's wrong with the soul when not helping out with its maintenance.
And His image? Adding woman to a line by taking a rib from a prototype that's been a disappointment? In retrospect, it might have been wiser to start from scratch. Or dust.
(Feb. 29, 2024)
"... the people of this state, who have required us to treat every human being in accordance with the fear of a holy God who made them in His image.”
If we are indeed made in the image of God, it follows that we should live in fear. How could we not be when you look at what's happening around the world? We're a sorry bunch for the most part, and Who's to blame?
Is it a case that in cloning Himself (minus the omnipotent part for good reason), there was a glitch in the process, which explains why there are so many human beings with flaws?
There needs to be better quality control, to prevent problems from ever arising in the first place rather than leave it to the repair department (religion) to fix what's wrong with the soul when not helping out with its maintenance.
And His image? Adding woman to a line by taking a rib from a prototype that's been a disappointment? In retrospect, it might have been wiser to start from scratch. Or dust.
They made their point
(Feb. 28, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
Supreme Court justices kick political football labelled Trump Appeal through the goalposts marked Election.
(Feb. 28, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
Supreme Court justices kick political football labelled Trump Appeal through the goalposts marked Election.
Who doesn't like a lottery?
(Feb. 27, 2024)
The answer to mass unemployment and social unrest caused by technological advances, it would seem, is central planning – to match population size to projected job numbers, so that the level of surplus unemployed is not so large as to breed despair for the many who cannot find work, nor so small as to handcuff corporate America's ability to remain reasonably profitable while adapting to further change.
Obviously, managing the number of children households will be allowed to have to keep society running smoothly smacks of totalitarianism of the kind China is famous for, but the United States, being a democracy and thus more attuned to the wants and needs of its peoples, will undoubtedly come up with a model that will ease serious concerns some might have about unfettered state rule to tamp down civil unrest.
Republicans are already moving in that direction, toward a government that determines who can have babies and how many.
And being egalitarian, no favoritism would be shown the rich in deciding on the number of births families or individuals will be allocated -- if any. It will all be done by way of lottery.
Pride of parenthood will be immeasurably enhanced when coupled with the joy of winning the jackpot. Or jillpot, if you will.
There is the matter of what's to be done about children born out of statelock but the challenge of colonizing the moon and distant planets offers one potential solution. Raising a generation of spacefarers might very well be the ticket to humankind traveling among the stars.
And fleeing the mess here on Earth.
(Feb. 27, 2024)
The answer to mass unemployment and social unrest caused by technological advances, it would seem, is central planning – to match population size to projected job numbers, so that the level of surplus unemployed is not so large as to breed despair for the many who cannot find work, nor so small as to handcuff corporate America's ability to remain reasonably profitable while adapting to further change.
Obviously, managing the number of children households will be allowed to have to keep society running smoothly smacks of totalitarianism of the kind China is famous for, but the United States, being a democracy and thus more attuned to the wants and needs of its peoples, will undoubtedly come up with a model that will ease serious concerns some might have about unfettered state rule to tamp down civil unrest.
Republicans are already moving in that direction, toward a government that determines who can have babies and how many.
And being egalitarian, no favoritism would be shown the rich in deciding on the number of births families or individuals will be allocated -- if any. It will all be done by way of lottery.
Pride of parenthood will be immeasurably enhanced when coupled with the joy of winning the jackpot. Or jillpot, if you will.
There is the matter of what's to be done about children born out of statelock but the challenge of colonizing the moon and distant planets offers one potential solution. Raising a generation of spacefarers might very well be the ticket to humankind traveling among the stars.
And fleeing the mess here on Earth.
Joy unconfined awaits
(Feb. 26, 2024)
Couldn't help but smile when a report came out that Trump had been ranked dead last among presidents by a panel of experts.
Imagine the joy unconfined that will follow when the media reports: Trump dead ... at last.
(Feb. 26, 2024)
Couldn't help but smile when a report came out that Trump had been ranked dead last among presidents by a panel of experts.
Imagine the joy unconfined that will follow when the media reports: Trump dead ... at last.
Of Tucker and Jon
(Feb. 26, 2024)
Today's definitions:
bow-tied -- when one's bow tie is tied so tightly that it makes it difficult to talk sensibly; wearers adjust by talking through their hat
jon – a joker whose takedowns are spot on
tucker – to betray one's country and the principles of journalism for the purpose for currying favour with those who have little respect for either
carlson – a pundit who tuckers with a puzzled look; the bewilderment doesn't come from trying to piece together a complicated story that's honest but figuring out what's the easiest way to disassemble the truth
(Feb. 26, 2024)
Today's definitions:
bow-tied -- when one's bow tie is tied so tightly that it makes it difficult to talk sensibly; wearers adjust by talking through their hat
jon – a joker whose takedowns are spot on
tucker – to betray one's country and the principles of journalism for the purpose for currying favour with those who have little respect for either
carlson – a pundit who tuckers with a puzzled look; the bewilderment doesn't come from trying to piece together a complicated story that's honest but figuring out what's the easiest way to disassemble the truth
Trump God's gift to the masses
(Feb. 24, 2024)
The Republicans are hoping to change the normal order of things by turning democracy into a theoautocracy, with Trump at its head.
For such a transposition to take place their gospel or guiding principle becomes GOPsel -- that is, sell Trump to the masses as God's far-right-hand man on Earth.
Republicans have a real problem with DEI (diversity, equity, and inclusion) but are all in on deifying their glorious leader, who hates diversity, equity and inclusion. Go figure.
They must be confusing demagogue with demigod.
(Feb. 24, 2024)
The Republicans are hoping to change the normal order of things by turning democracy into a theoautocracy, with Trump at its head.
For such a transposition to take place their gospel or guiding principle becomes GOPsel -- that is, sell Trump to the masses as God's far-right-hand man on Earth.
Republicans have a real problem with DEI (diversity, equity, and inclusion) but are all in on deifying their glorious leader, who hates diversity, equity and inclusion. Go figure.
They must be confusing demagogue with demigod.
New rules should do wonders for birth rate
(Feb. 23, 2024)
The declining birth rate in America will only get worse as couples will think twice about having sex, given the legal perils they'd face creating an embryo that wasn't planned. Myriad strictures now in place or being contemplated by states would then come into play that could upend their lives.
The fear of that happening would be in addition to the many concerns couples already have about bringing a child into a world that's increasingly unstable, what with climate change, disruptive technologies, political divides, the proliferation of guns, and rampant idiocy.
It wouldn't be a surprise then if more and more couples chose not to become parents, at least naturally. Those whose desire to raise children is especially strong might instead decide to 'rescue' infants and youngsters in other countries who are in desperate circumstances and whose future is uncertain.
Of course, this would be an 'invasion' of another sort which the right no doubt would move swiftly to end by banning foreign adoptions.
The right might even go so far as to ban foreigners visiting the States from having sex while in the country as it could lead to claims of citizenship for any child conceived during their stay. After all, if an embryo is a person, does not its rights, including that of citizenship at birth, actually begin at conception?
(Feb. 23, 2024)
The declining birth rate in America will only get worse as couples will think twice about having sex, given the legal perils they'd face creating an embryo that wasn't planned. Myriad strictures now in place or being contemplated by states would then come into play that could upend their lives.
The fear of that happening would be in addition to the many concerns couples already have about bringing a child into a world that's increasingly unstable, what with climate change, disruptive technologies, political divides, the proliferation of guns, and rampant idiocy.
It wouldn't be a surprise then if more and more couples chose not to become parents, at least naturally. Those whose desire to raise children is especially strong might instead decide to 'rescue' infants and youngsters in other countries who are in desperate circumstances and whose future is uncertain.
Of course, this would be an 'invasion' of another sort which the right no doubt would move swiftly to end by banning foreign adoptions.
The right might even go so far as to ban foreigners visiting the States from having sex while in the country as it could lead to claims of citizenship for any child conceived during their stay. After all, if an embryo is a person, does not its rights, including that of citizenship at birth, actually begin at conception?
More ideas for fund-raising
(Feb. 21, 2024)
The possibilities are indeed endless as to fund-raising schemes Trump supporters could adopt, such as:
Piggy banks that are replicas of feckless Republicans bearing the inscription: We haven't a soul. Fill our void with money.
Handheld fans in the shape of Trump's face, that puff out air when you squeeze the handle. They're called Blowhards.
A line of plush toy hippopotamuses wearing T-shirts with GOP printed on them. Brand name: Hippocritters. Names would include Mikey, Lindsey, Teddy, Marjie, Kari, Elisie, etc.
Fake ballots. We know they're fake because the two candidate choices are: Donald Trump, The Greatest Human Ever! And, in tiny print, Joe 'Crime Boss' Biden.
The Democrats could respond with their own special fund-raising campaign, including posters of Biden as Moses leading his people to the Promised Land.
Moses, who also stuttered, didn't complete the journey, but he was 120 when he died so Biden's middle-aged in comparison, AND the people he led DID make it to where he vowed to take them (because he had a worthy successor. Hmmmm.)
Biden could also come out, tongue-in-cheek, with a line of adult disposable underwear touting his leadership qualities. It would go by the name of Dependable.
(Feb. 21, 2024)
The possibilities are indeed endless as to fund-raising schemes Trump supporters could adopt, such as:
Piggy banks that are replicas of feckless Republicans bearing the inscription: We haven't a soul. Fill our void with money.
Handheld fans in the shape of Trump's face, that puff out air when you squeeze the handle. They're called Blowhards.
A line of plush toy hippopotamuses wearing T-shirts with GOP printed on them. Brand name: Hippocritters. Names would include Mikey, Lindsey, Teddy, Marjie, Kari, Elisie, etc.
Fake ballots. We know they're fake because the two candidate choices are: Donald Trump, The Greatest Human Ever! And, in tiny print, Joe 'Crime Boss' Biden.
The Democrats could respond with their own special fund-raising campaign, including posters of Biden as Moses leading his people to the Promised Land.
Moses, who also stuttered, didn't complete the journey, but he was 120 when he died so Biden's middle-aged in comparison, AND the people he led DID make it to where he vowed to take them (because he had a worthy successor. Hmmmm.)
Biden could also come out, tongue-in-cheek, with a line of adult disposable underwear touting his leadership qualities. It would go by the name of Dependable.
Lighten up, folks
(Feb. 20, 2024)
Some people are upset because Jon Stewart dared to joke about Biden's age (as well as Trump's and even his own). C'mon, it's a comedy show that pokes fun at current events and Biden's advanced years have certainly been the subject of much discussion (as has been his hubris in thinking he's the only Democrat who can stop Trump).
Perhaps supporters of Biden -- and I'm one of them even though I wish he'd step aside - can suggest some comedic bits about the president that Stewart can use, that wouldn't offend the president -- or them.
I'm in my 70s and I'm often cranky, so I can understand if Joe feels that way on occasion as well, especially in his line of work, but I haven't lost my sense of humour and I certainly hope he hasn't mislaid his.
He, and especially his supporters, need to grin and bear it and not be so prickly when a few barbs are directed his way. After all, he's been in politics for decades so surely by now he's developed a thick skin. Or does it become brittle with age?
Better for him to have comics make quips about liver spots than to be lily-livered Republicans and their traitorous leader whose sickly orange complexion points to his being clearly overripe. They are far easier targets to hit, and obligingly provide late night show hosts with arrows galore to fill their critics' quivers.
What's the harm in their tossing a dart every now and then at Biden?
(Feb. 20, 2024)
Some people are upset because Jon Stewart dared to joke about Biden's age (as well as Trump's and even his own). C'mon, it's a comedy show that pokes fun at current events and Biden's advanced years have certainly been the subject of much discussion (as has been his hubris in thinking he's the only Democrat who can stop Trump).
Perhaps supporters of Biden -- and I'm one of them even though I wish he'd step aside - can suggest some comedic bits about the president that Stewart can use, that wouldn't offend the president -- or them.
I'm in my 70s and I'm often cranky, so I can understand if Joe feels that way on occasion as well, especially in his line of work, but I haven't lost my sense of humour and I certainly hope he hasn't mislaid his.
He, and especially his supporters, need to grin and bear it and not be so prickly when a few barbs are directed his way. After all, he's been in politics for decades so surely by now he's developed a thick skin. Or does it become brittle with age?
Better for him to have comics make quips about liver spots than to be lily-livered Republicans and their traitorous leader whose sickly orange complexion points to his being clearly overripe. They are far easier targets to hit, and obligingly provide late night show hosts with arrows galore to fill their critics' quivers.
What's the harm in their tossing a dart every now and then at Biden?
Thoughts for a day
(Feb. 19, 2024)
I was pleased to read in the news today that Trump was ranked dead last among American presidents by a panel of experts.
I'll be even more pleased when I read a report that says: Trump dead ... at last.
A $355 million fine does seem a tad excessive – I would have been okay with $340 million. But this is what happens when Trump crosses the line. Those seeking to hold him to account have to cross the line as well to get their man.
No fan of Fani Willis for having jeopardized a solid case against Trump. She should have kept her passions in check and let her zeal for justice rule until the trial was over. Or found a different partner for romance. Cupid may have shot an arrow through her prosecution.
Biden-Harris. Old-Meh. Not a strong ticket.
Love Stephens' suggestion of seizing Russia's billions of dollars in frozen assets and giving them “as military and economic aid to Ukraine in memory of the Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny.”
Some of the money could be used to erect a statue in his honour in Kyiv. Putin would get his own statue as well, and every day it would be sprinkled with bird feed to attract pigeons. (The bird feed would include flaxseed to help with their, uh, digestive health.)
(Feb. 19, 2024)
I was pleased to read in the news today that Trump was ranked dead last among American presidents by a panel of experts.
I'll be even more pleased when I read a report that says: Trump dead ... at last.
A $355 million fine does seem a tad excessive – I would have been okay with $340 million. But this is what happens when Trump crosses the line. Those seeking to hold him to account have to cross the line as well to get their man.
No fan of Fani Willis for having jeopardized a solid case against Trump. She should have kept her passions in check and let her zeal for justice rule until the trial was over. Or found a different partner for romance. Cupid may have shot an arrow through her prosecution.
Biden-Harris. Old-Meh. Not a strong ticket.
Love Stephens' suggestion of seizing Russia's billions of dollars in frozen assets and giving them “as military and economic aid to Ukraine in memory of the Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny.”
Some of the money could be used to erect a statue in his honour in Kyiv. Putin would get his own statue as well, and every day it would be sprinkled with bird feed to attract pigeons. (The bird feed would include flaxseed to help with their, uh, digestive health.)
The indecent's descent
(Feb. 18, 2024)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A grinning Trump is shown embracing an American flag as he descends an escalator. The down arrow reads Hell.
(Feb. 18, 2024)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A grinning Trump is shown embracing an American flag as he descends an escalator. The down arrow reads Hell.
Borderline solution: recruitment centres
(Feb. 17, 2024)
Perhaps the Republicans should suggest setting up recruitment centres for Ukrainian forces at the border, and commit to giving young male immigrants citizenship upon their return after serving one year overseas fighting the Russians.
It wouldn't be Americans fighting Putin's forces, but the immigrants would prove they'd make fine citizens by upholding the United States' longstanding pledge to support its allies when they're most in need of it.
(Feb. 17, 2024)
Perhaps the Republicans should suggest setting up recruitment centres for Ukrainian forces at the border, and commit to giving young male immigrants citizenship upon their return after serving one year overseas fighting the Russians.
It wouldn't be Americans fighting Putin's forces, but the immigrants would prove they'd make fine citizens by upholding the United States' longstanding pledge to support its allies when they're most in need of it.
Trump's no Navalny
(Feb. 17, 2024)
It's all about retribution in America these days.
Trump vows to make good on his version if re-elected but voters, juries and judges can prevent that from ever happening by delivering their own form of punishment for what he's done on Election Day or sooner.
Navalny openly stood up to a tyrant and it cost him his life.
Americans will not be called upon to make the same sacrifice if they deny Trump's bid to return to power, and all it requires is that they cast a vote in a polling booth or a jury room.
If they act wisely, they won't ever need a Navalny to stand up for their rights when it's too late; they will have done it on their own when the menace could still be turned back.
(Feb. 17, 2024)
It's all about retribution in America these days.
Trump vows to make good on his version if re-elected but voters, juries and judges can prevent that from ever happening by delivering their own form of punishment for what he's done on Election Day or sooner.
Navalny openly stood up to a tyrant and it cost him his life.
Americans will not be called upon to make the same sacrifice if they deny Trump's bid to return to power, and all it requires is that they cast a vote in a polling booth or a jury room.
If they act wisely, they won't ever need a Navalny to stand up for their rights when it's too late; they will have done it on their own when the menace could still be turned back.
Lady Justice does her thing
(Feb. 16, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
A triumphant Letitia James, appearing as Lady Justice, holds up her sword on which is skewered an angry Trump, who's bleeding money.
In her other hand she holds the scales of justice. The tray marked Guilty is weighed down with lies.
(Feb. 16, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
A triumphant Letitia James, appearing as Lady Justice, holds up her sword on which is skewered an angry Trump, who's bleeding money.
In her other hand she holds the scales of justice. The tray marked Guilty is weighed down with lies.
Doors to the future
(Feb. 13, 2024)
American voters face two doors to the future this fall, one marked Biden, the other marked Trump.
Which one will they choose to open?
One door creaks, the other one's unhinged.
Behind one door lie vows made to improve the lives of Americans by various means and to see them through tough times, along with stacks of achievements proving promises made are often kept when circumstances allow.
Behind the other lie, well, lies, piles and piles of them, and heaps of money the occupant accrued from holding office before and then added to by scamming supporters while out of power. A stench of corruption pervades the room.
One door is marked All Welcome. The other is marked Whites Only.
The first door opens when opportunity knocks. The person behind the other door knocks opportunity.
Americans in November hold the key to unlocking a brighter future or releasing a malevolent force that will destroy their country.
They need to choose wisely.
And to forget about Door No. 3. It's a back door to the room occupied by Trump.
(Feb. 13, 2024)
American voters face two doors to the future this fall, one marked Biden, the other marked Trump.
Which one will they choose to open?
One door creaks, the other one's unhinged.
Behind one door lie vows made to improve the lives of Americans by various means and to see them through tough times, along with stacks of achievements proving promises made are often kept when circumstances allow.
Behind the other lie, well, lies, piles and piles of them, and heaps of money the occupant accrued from holding office before and then added to by scamming supporters while out of power. A stench of corruption pervades the room.
One door is marked All Welcome. The other is marked Whites Only.
The first door opens when opportunity knocks. The person behind the other door knocks opportunity.
Americans in November hold the key to unlocking a brighter future or releasing a malevolent force that will destroy their country.
They need to choose wisely.
And to forget about Door No. 3. It's a back door to the room occupied by Trump.
Trump's unfitness for office is utter
(Feb. 13, 2024)
Trump's unfitness for office is utter
The last thing the U.S. needs is a nutter
To hold down the top spot
When of sound mind he is not
He spends most of his time in the gutter
Now the problem with Biden some will say
Is that if he stays on he'll get in the way
His time is past due
So let someone new
Vanquish Trump in the upcoming fray
(Feb. 13, 2024)
Trump's unfitness for office is utter
The last thing the U.S. needs is a nutter
To hold down the top spot
When of sound mind he is not
He spends most of his time in the gutter
Now the problem with Biden some will say
Is that if he stays on he'll get in the way
His time is past due
So let someone new
Vanquish Trump in the upcoming fray
Bringing the House down
(Feb. 12, 2024)
Few sequels are as good as the original, and Biden-Trump 2 would be horrible. A Biden loss/Trump triumph would bring the House down -- but not the kind that earns standing ovations.
The problem is, Biden grows weaker with age, while Trump grows stronger with rage.
It's a mismatch. Biden should let his understudy replace him as the lead.
Uh, who is it again? *
* What's that, the vice-president? No, let her keep her role. She hasn't exactly earned rave reviews.
(Feb. 12, 2024)
Few sequels are as good as the original, and Biden-Trump 2 would be horrible. A Biden loss/Trump triumph would bring the House down -- but not the kind that earns standing ovations.
The problem is, Biden grows weaker with age, while Trump grows stronger with rage.
It's a mismatch. Biden should let his understudy replace him as the lead.
Uh, who is it again? *
* What's that, the vice-president? No, let her keep her role. She hasn't exactly earned rave reviews.
Fireside chats could get people to warm up to Joe
(Feb. 10, 2024)
If Biden insists on staying -- and, no, Joe, you shouldn't, you can still serve your country in retirement; Carter certainly did (and no, I'm not recommending you help build houses -- how about 'bridges' to bring together a divided country?) -- then he needs to re-connect with the people by holding weekly fireside chats, with common folk in the room he's actually chatting with.
He should admit at the outset that he suffers from memory lapses at times -- unlike Trump, whose constant lapses are moral -- and the occasional verbal gaffe, to demonstrate his humility in knowing he's far from perfect, and to ask Americans to forgive his occasional faux pas.
Yes, he's getting old, and his faculties aren't what they used to be but his patriotism has never dimmed nor has his determination to do what's best for the country, UNLIKE Trump, whose only concern is to further his own interests.
Yes, there will be awkward moments but he will come across as being human and of the people, and each week he should have as his guest a member of his administration to assure the nation that he is surrounded by aides who are highly competent at carrying out the tasks he has set for them to perform on behalf of the United States.
Let Trump have his rallies, speaking nonsense for hours on end. Biden should hold chats, to speak directly to Americans who would quickly gain a true measure of the man; they'd approve of his character and feel confident in his ability to get the job done.
(Feb. 10, 2024)
If Biden insists on staying -- and, no, Joe, you shouldn't, you can still serve your country in retirement; Carter certainly did (and no, I'm not recommending you help build houses -- how about 'bridges' to bring together a divided country?) -- then he needs to re-connect with the people by holding weekly fireside chats, with common folk in the room he's actually chatting with.
He should admit at the outset that he suffers from memory lapses at times -- unlike Trump, whose constant lapses are moral -- and the occasional verbal gaffe, to demonstrate his humility in knowing he's far from perfect, and to ask Americans to forgive his occasional faux pas.
Yes, he's getting old, and his faculties aren't what they used to be but his patriotism has never dimmed nor has his determination to do what's best for the country, UNLIKE Trump, whose only concern is to further his own interests.
Yes, there will be awkward moments but he will come across as being human and of the people, and each week he should have as his guest a member of his administration to assure the nation that he is surrounded by aides who are highly competent at carrying out the tasks he has set for them to perform on behalf of the United States.
Let Trump have his rallies, speaking nonsense for hours on end. Biden should hold chats, to speak directly to Americans who would quickly gain a true measure of the man; they'd approve of his character and feel confident in his ability to get the job done.
Set a limit on appeals
(Feb. 9, 2024)
Trump couldn't clog up the courts if citizens were limited to three appeals in a lifetime. Which would be more than enough for law-abiding Americans.
Think of what would happen in football if coaches could ask for a replay after every call that went against them.
Editorial cartoon:
An overweight Trump is about to sit down on a wobbly stool, its legs marked Executive, Judicial and Legislative, prompting one observer to remark: "I don't think the seat of government is going to hold."
Caption: Trump weighs in on the question of presidential immunity
(Feb. 9, 2024)
Trump couldn't clog up the courts if citizens were limited to three appeals in a lifetime. Which would be more than enough for law-abiding Americans.
Think of what would happen in football if coaches could ask for a replay after every call that went against them.
Editorial cartoon:
An overweight Trump is about to sit down on a wobbly stool, its legs marked Executive, Judicial and Legislative, prompting one observer to remark: "I don't think the seat of government is going to hold."
Caption: Trump weighs in on the question of presidential immunity
It's been a bad year already
(Feb. 8, 2024)
2024's shaping up to be a ... a godawful year:
Russia prevails over Ukraine.
China makes its move on Taiwan.
Turmoil in the Middle East ratchets up several notches.
AI upends society as what's real becomes unknowable but being pushed out of work becomes all too real for millions.
The world is wracked by massive storm events while the planet heats up.
The filthy rich get filthier and the downtrodden get trodden on even more.
And Trump wins re-election.
This way to Hell. The handbasket is going to get crowded.
(Feb. 8, 2024)
2024's shaping up to be a ... a godawful year:
Russia prevails over Ukraine.
China makes its move on Taiwan.
Turmoil in the Middle East ratchets up several notches.
AI upends society as what's real becomes unknowable but being pushed out of work becomes all too real for millions.
The world is wracked by massive storm events while the planet heats up.
The filthy rich get filthier and the downtrodden get trodden on even more.
And Trump wins re-election.
This way to Hell. The handbasket is going to get crowded.
Name change needed
(Feb. 7, 2024)
The GOP should change its moniker to RIP (Republicans In Paralysis).
May they be put out of their misery this November. Then all Americans will be able to rest -- and live -- in peace. And prosperity.
(Feb. 7, 2024)
The GOP should change its moniker to RIP (Republicans In Paralysis).
May they be put out of their misery this November. Then all Americans will be able to rest -- and live -- in peace. And prosperity.
'Gimme a brake!'
(Feb. 6, 2024)
Some things never change:
Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election by telling Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to find him the votes he needed to win the state: "I need 11,000 votes, give me a break."
Trump will try to ensure his re-election by telling Chief Justice John Roberts to slow walk making its decision on his appeal until after the election is over: "I need five votes, give me a brake."
Roberts would be wise to record the conversation.
(Feb. 6, 2024)
Some things never change:
Trump tried to overturn the 2020 election by telling Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger to find him the votes he needed to win the state: "I need 11,000 votes, give me a break."
Trump will try to ensure his re-election by telling Chief Justice John Roberts to slow walk making its decision on his appeal until after the election is over: "I need five votes, give me a brake."
Roberts would be wise to record the conversation.
Billboards, not walls
(Feb. 5, 2024)
One way to reduce the number of immigrants looking for a new life in America isn't to build more walls, but to erect miles and miles of billboards describing what terrible shape the country is in.
Using Republican talking points, the signs would detail just how bad things are in the United States: rising crime, high food and housing costs, corrupt federal officials, lying news media, rigged elections, woke academia, meddlesome bureaucrats .. you get the picture (and there would be pictures – riots, homeless people, crime scenes, food prices, and more. There would also be photos of hurricane-ravaged states, flooded downtowns, raging wildfires, etc).
People arriving at the border would surely reconsider their options at that point and realize just how big a mistake they'd be making moving to a country that's so obviously in deep doo-doo.
Maybe life back home wasn't so bad after all, they'd think. Better the muck we know than the muck we'd encounter living among strangers. We'd be out of our depth.
It could work.
You could even have signs put up along their path through Mexico to encourage second thoughts. Like those old Burma-Shave signs, with the rhyming messages.
Something along the lines of:
Two hundred more miles
To the American border
And a country now known
For not having much order
Or
Fifty more miles
And you'll be there
If you don't like chaos
Newcomers beware
(Feb. 5, 2024)
One way to reduce the number of immigrants looking for a new life in America isn't to build more walls, but to erect miles and miles of billboards describing what terrible shape the country is in.
Using Republican talking points, the signs would detail just how bad things are in the United States: rising crime, high food and housing costs, corrupt federal officials, lying news media, rigged elections, woke academia, meddlesome bureaucrats .. you get the picture (and there would be pictures – riots, homeless people, crime scenes, food prices, and more. There would also be photos of hurricane-ravaged states, flooded downtowns, raging wildfires, etc).
People arriving at the border would surely reconsider their options at that point and realize just how big a mistake they'd be making moving to a country that's so obviously in deep doo-doo.
Maybe life back home wasn't so bad after all, they'd think. Better the muck we know than the muck we'd encounter living among strangers. We'd be out of our depth.
It could work.
You could even have signs put up along their path through Mexico to encourage second thoughts. Like those old Burma-Shave signs, with the rhyming messages.
Something along the lines of:
Two hundred more miles
To the American border
And a country now known
For not having much order
Or
Fifty more miles
And you'll be there
If you don't like chaos
Newcomers beware
The Second Civil War
(Feb. 4, 2024)
The Civil War this time around will be considerably shorter but much more efficient in its lethality and destruction, which means the victors will have a far greater challenge facing them in trying to rebuild a devastated nation - or to forge a treaty embracing myriad sovereign states.
The conflict will have resolved, however, the vexing problem of immigrant 'invaders' that started it all as no foreigner in their right mind would want to take up residency in a country with attachment issues.
(Feb. 4, 2024)
The Civil War this time around will be considerably shorter but much more efficient in its lethality and destruction, which means the victors will have a far greater challenge facing them in trying to rebuild a devastated nation - or to forge a treaty embracing myriad sovereign states.
The conflict will have resolved, however, the vexing problem of immigrant 'invaders' that started it all as no foreigner in their right mind would want to take up residency in a country with attachment issues.
Live where your decisions matter
(Feb. 3, 2024)
Given the inter-connectedness of everything, where corporate activity carried out in boardrooms and offices can be conducted remotely, it should be a requirement that executives live close to those operations that adversely affect the lives of people in the neighbourhood.
It might be enough to get them thinking about the impact of their decisions on a community and striving to do better to moderate the consequences of their actions.
Shame on lawmakers who think so little of the people they represent that they put their interests well below those of industry.
(Feb. 3, 2024)
Given the inter-connectedness of everything, where corporate activity carried out in boardrooms and offices can be conducted remotely, it should be a requirement that executives live close to those operations that adversely affect the lives of people in the neighbourhood.
It might be enough to get them thinking about the impact of their decisions on a community and striving to do better to moderate the consequences of their actions.
Shame on lawmakers who think so little of the people they represent that they put their interests well below those of industry.
I kid you not
(Feb. 3, 2024)
Thank goodness I put on a pair of rubber boots before I joined Dowd for her walkabout in Trump's mind. The music playing in the background was appropriate - the theme from Dragnet: dumb-de-dumb-dumb (BTW, did you know it's also known as "Danger Ahead"? I kid you not. Look it up.)
(Feb. 3, 2024)
Thank goodness I put on a pair of rubber boots before I joined Dowd for her walkabout in Trump's mind. The music playing in the background was appropriate - the theme from Dragnet: dumb-de-dumb-dumb (BTW, did you know it's also known as "Danger Ahead"? I kid you not. Look it up.)
No different from others, really
(Jan. 31, 2024)
" ... Swift’s banal liberal politics."
It's a given that NO celebrity can match Douthat's towering intellect or his output of prodigious punditry but must he also indulge in sideswiping the victim of marsh gas attacks lobbed by the outlandish denizens of the right-wing fever swamp?
To dismiss her politics as being "banal," that is, "lacking originality, freshness, or novelty," is to say in effect that Swift is no different from the vast majority of normal Americans -- and have it come across as an insult.
Even when the point of his column is to ridicule "the right’s abnormality problem," Douthat can't help remind us that liberal politics by definition -- his -- are either radical or banal -- nothing in between, say, common-sensical.
Swift has made it clear where her sympathies lie in the political sphere but her main advice to fellow Americans is to get out and vote.
What a shame, a superstar using her status to offer such a trite message.
(Jan. 31, 2024)
" ... Swift’s banal liberal politics."
It's a given that NO celebrity can match Douthat's towering intellect or his output of prodigious punditry but must he also indulge in sideswiping the victim of marsh gas attacks lobbed by the outlandish denizens of the right-wing fever swamp?
To dismiss her politics as being "banal," that is, "lacking originality, freshness, or novelty," is to say in effect that Swift is no different from the vast majority of normal Americans -- and have it come across as an insult.
Even when the point of his column is to ridicule "the right’s abnormality problem," Douthat can't help remind us that liberal politics by definition -- his -- are either radical or banal -- nothing in between, say, common-sensical.
Swift has made it clear where her sympathies lie in the political sphere but her main advice to fellow Americans is to get out and vote.
What a shame, a superstar using her status to offer such a trite message.
Some lessons don't come cheap
(Jan. 29, 2024)
I don't think I'll ever get tired of hearing Trump referred to as the former president. I might someday but I hope the feeling sticks with me for another four years.
Some lessons don't come cheap: Could it be that Trump has finally learned you can't impugn with impunity?
The riddle once was: What's black-and-white and read all over? The answer, of course, was newspaper.
But the riddle, if asked today, would be: What's black-and-white and is now over because it's too much in the red?
(Jan. 29, 2024)
I don't think I'll ever get tired of hearing Trump referred to as the former president. I might someday but I hope the feeling sticks with me for another four years.
Some lessons don't come cheap: Could it be that Trump has finally learned you can't impugn with impunity?
The riddle once was: What's black-and-white and read all over? The answer, of course, was newspaper.
But the riddle, if asked today, would be: What's black-and-white and is now over because it's too much in the red?
All's Well That Ends Well
(Jan. 24, 2024)
I'm going to follow Ms. Collins' advice and make a point of reading three of Shakespeare's plays in particular -- All's Well That Ends Well and As you Like It, as they foretell a happy ending to this year's presidential election, and The Merchant of Venom, an expose about a twisted soul determined to win his day in court and exact vengeance.
(Jan. 24, 2024)
I'm going to follow Ms. Collins' advice and make a point of reading three of Shakespeare's plays in particular -- All's Well That Ends Well and As you Like It, as they foretell a happy ending to this year's presidential election, and The Merchant of Venom, an expose about a twisted soul determined to win his day in court and exact vengeance.
Owning the liberals
(Jan. 23, 2024)
Trump and the Republicans are clear in wanting to own the liberals.
It's a form of nostalgia, hearkening back to that era of long ago when the custom was for one group of people to become the property of another group of people.
Ah, the good ole days, when people cowed could be made to kowtow. Life was so much simpler then.
(Jan. 23, 2024)
Trump and the Republicans are clear in wanting to own the liberals.
It's a form of nostalgia, hearkening back to that era of long ago when the custom was for one group of people to become the property of another group of people.
Ah, the good ole days, when people cowed could be made to kowtow. Life was so much simpler then.
Not your standard standard-bearer
(Jan. 23, 2024)
Trump isn't your typical party standard-bearer; he doesn't carry its banner, he drags it through the mud.
And being a street fighter, he's at home in the gutter.
The sooner Biden kicks him to the curb, the better America will be as a result.
(Jan. 23, 2024)
Trump isn't your typical party standard-bearer; he doesn't carry its banner, he drags it through the mud.
And being a street fighter, he's at home in the gutter.
The sooner Biden kicks him to the curb, the better America will be as a result.
A potty-mouthed septicgenerian he is
(Jan. 22, 2024)
Trump is a potty-mouthed septicgenarian whose cognitive decline is fast approaching the level of his moral decrepitude.
He's America's new beacon, sending a signal to the world that anger and cruelty can light the way to unbridled power (should the Supreme Court support his claim of absolute immunity).
That an individual so damaged can hold sway over millions of Americans and threaten to again become president shows how far much of the nation has strayed from its founding principles.
It's as if Trump read the Constitution's preamble to mean it is the intent of the American people to form a more imperfect union, which is he's happy to do with the help of sycophants and followers.
That he glosses over talk of justice, domestic tranquility, general welfare, and the blessings of liberty is no surprise. He's already declared himself an enemy of the Constitution (and by extension, the people) by calling for its termination so that he can be returned to power without another vote.
Trump's re-election campaign will not flag because it's fueled by hate of which he has an abundance. This puts Biden at a disadvantage; his support is lukewarm among many. He'll need a great team to generate enthusiasm for his re-election to match Trump's.
If Biden insists on carrying the torch into battle, rather than pass it on to a younger, more energetic candidate, he must leave room for other hands to help hold it aloft. Together they could turn a weakness with some voters, meh, into might.
(Jan. 22, 2024)
Trump is a potty-mouthed septicgenarian whose cognitive decline is fast approaching the level of his moral decrepitude.
He's America's new beacon, sending a signal to the world that anger and cruelty can light the way to unbridled power (should the Supreme Court support his claim of absolute immunity).
That an individual so damaged can hold sway over millions of Americans and threaten to again become president shows how far much of the nation has strayed from its founding principles.
It's as if Trump read the Constitution's preamble to mean it is the intent of the American people to form a more imperfect union, which is he's happy to do with the help of sycophants and followers.
That he glosses over talk of justice, domestic tranquility, general welfare, and the blessings of liberty is no surprise. He's already declared himself an enemy of the Constitution (and by extension, the people) by calling for its termination so that he can be returned to power without another vote.
Trump's re-election campaign will not flag because it's fueled by hate of which he has an abundance. This puts Biden at a disadvantage; his support is lukewarm among many. He'll need a great team to generate enthusiasm for his re-election to match Trump's.
If Biden insists on carrying the torch into battle, rather than pass it on to a younger, more energetic candidate, he must leave room for other hands to help hold it aloft. Together they could turn a weakness with some voters, meh, into might.
C'mon, justices, time's a-wasting
(Jan, 20, 2024)
If the Supreme Court rules that presidents are immune from prosecution, I hope the justices do so soon, so Biden will have the wherewithal he needs to save democracy from Trump, using any means necessary.
And whatever they are he could cite arguments made by Trump's lawyers in defence of presidential immunity as justification for his actions.
And when it appears his efforts have achieved their goal, Biden could resign and have Harris pardon him, on the same day, Oct. 17, that Ford did 50 years ago to explain his reasons for pardoning Nixon. She could even quote in part what he told Congress:
" ... I wanted to do all I could to shift our attentions from the pursuit of a fallen President to the pursuit of the urgent needs of a rising nation. Our nation is under the severest of challenges now to employ its full energies and efforts in the pursuit of a sound and growing economy at home and a stable and peaceful world around us."
In her own words she could say President Biden had acted with the purest of motives, to preserve a nation against a real threat of evil posed by an individual who vowed retribution against all those who opposed him if returned to office.
Again quoting Ford, she could say "a government which deceives its supporters and treats its opponents as enemies must never, never be tolerated," and therefore must be prevented at all costs from taking power.
And Biden and Harris would have the blessing of the Supreme Court if such a scenario were ever played out.
(Jan, 20, 2024)
If the Supreme Court rules that presidents are immune from prosecution, I hope the justices do so soon, so Biden will have the wherewithal he needs to save democracy from Trump, using any means necessary.
And whatever they are he could cite arguments made by Trump's lawyers in defence of presidential immunity as justification for his actions.
And when it appears his efforts have achieved their goal, Biden could resign and have Harris pardon him, on the same day, Oct. 17, that Ford did 50 years ago to explain his reasons for pardoning Nixon. She could even quote in part what he told Congress:
" ... I wanted to do all I could to shift our attentions from the pursuit of a fallen President to the pursuit of the urgent needs of a rising nation. Our nation is under the severest of challenges now to employ its full energies and efforts in the pursuit of a sound and growing economy at home and a stable and peaceful world around us."
In her own words she could say President Biden had acted with the purest of motives, to preserve a nation against a real threat of evil posed by an individual who vowed retribution against all those who opposed him if returned to office.
Again quoting Ford, she could say "a government which deceives its supporters and treats its opponents as enemies must never, never be tolerated," and therefore must be prevented at all costs from taking power.
And Biden and Harris would have the blessing of the Supreme Court if such a scenario were ever played out.
Work as bridge is done, Joe, become a pillar
(Jan. 15, 2024)
Biden, while a superior choice to Trump in every conceivable way, was meant to be a bridge between lunacy and normalcy.
He doesn't need to continue in the role of spanning the divide; the other side has been reached and is need of a rebuild by younger, more energetic hands.
Trump wants to burn the country down to immolate his enemies and have an autocracy in his name rise up from the ashes.
Biden's task should be to pass the torch to others to keep America's beacon lit.
(Jan. 15, 2024)
Biden, while a superior choice to Trump in every conceivable way, was meant to be a bridge between lunacy and normalcy.
He doesn't need to continue in the role of spanning the divide; the other side has been reached and is need of a rebuild by younger, more energetic hands.
Trump wants to burn the country down to immolate his enemies and have an autocracy in his name rise up from the ashes.
Biden's task should be to pass the torch to others to keep America's beacon lit.
Uncle Sam under the weather
(Jan. 11, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
An extremely ill patient, Uncle Sam, is being examined by Drs. Biden and Trump. A smiling somewhat unfocused Biden holds a pill. A maniacally grinning Trump wields a broadaxe.
Uncle Sam looks to each and says: "I think I'll seek a third opinion."
(Jan. 11, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
An extremely ill patient, Uncle Sam, is being examined by Drs. Biden and Trump. A smiling somewhat unfocused Biden holds a pill. A maniacally grinning Trump wields a broadaxe.
Uncle Sam looks to each and says: "I think I'll seek a third opinion."
Clowns led by the biggest clown of all
(Jan. 10, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
Trump as a towering Pennywise-type clown, with the name tag Poundfoolish, who, armed with real pistols, not squirt guns, is blasting away at his fleeing enemies in the foreground.
Caption: Cruelrophobia -- an intense and entirely rational fear of clowns let loose by the circus in Washington.
(Jan. 10, 2024)
Editorial cartoon:
Trump as a towering Pennywise-type clown, with the name tag Poundfoolish, who, armed with real pistols, not squirt guns, is blasting away at his fleeing enemies in the foreground.
Caption: Cruelrophobia -- an intense and entirely rational fear of clowns let loose by the circus in Washington.
Austin should resign, with one condition
(Jan. 9, 2024)
Austin should offer his resignation and Biden should accept it, with the condition insisted on by both, that he remain as secretary of defence until Congress approves Biden's choice of a successor.
If the Republicans are so eager to punish Austin for his misstep they will move expeditiously to confirm Biden's nominee and Biden will get to put in the place the person he thinks best for the job, and at the same time give a friend the time he needs to focus on his health.
(Jan. 9, 2024)
Austin should offer his resignation and Biden should accept it, with the condition insisted on by both, that he remain as secretary of defence until Congress approves Biden's choice of a successor.
If the Republicans are so eager to punish Austin for his misstep they will move expeditiously to confirm Biden's nominee and Biden will get to put in the place the person he thinks best for the job, and at the same time give a friend the time he needs to focus on his health.
Hands off, America!
(Jan. 6, 2024)
Why try to negotiate better prices with the pharmaceutical industry if you can get Canada to do it for you -- and screw up its supply of drugs at the same time?
Can't have another country doing a better job at something when nobody, we are told constantly, does it better than the United States, even if it needs to be made great again.
Next thing you know the States will be coming after our freshwater.
(Jan. 6, 2024)
Why try to negotiate better prices with the pharmaceutical industry if you can get Canada to do it for you -- and screw up its supply of drugs at the same time?
Can't have another country doing a better job at something when nobody, we are told constantly, does it better than the United States, even if it needs to be made great again.
Next thing you know the States will be coming after our freshwater.
Remove Trump from public life using the ballot
(Jan. 6, 2024)
Trump SHOULD be on the ballot, along with Biden, but the ballot must make clear what it is voters are voting for when checking the box beside a candidate's name:
Biden (democracy)
Trump (autocracy)*
* An explanatory note will define what autocracy is for those unfamiliar with the term: dictatorship
(Jan. 6, 2024)
Trump SHOULD be on the ballot, along with Biden, but the ballot must make clear what it is voters are voting for when checking the box beside a candidate's name:
Biden (democracy)
Trump (autocracy)*
* An explanatory note will define what autocracy is for those unfamiliar with the term: dictatorship
End the suspense, SCOTUS
(Jan. 5, 2024)
It would really help if the Supreme Court justices could apply themselves to identifying what laws currently in place are unconstitutional and need to be reconstituted.
It would give the House something productive to do -- not only are representatives lawmakers, they're remakers as well -- and put their time to better use than going after the families of elected officials who aren't Republican.
It would also cut down on the number of appeals that make their way to the highest court in the land -- which means the justices would have more time to learn from well-heeled friends what the common man is thinking out in America.
(Jan. 5, 2024)
It would really help if the Supreme Court justices could apply themselves to identifying what laws currently in place are unconstitutional and need to be reconstituted.
It would give the House something productive to do -- not only are representatives lawmakers, they're remakers as well -- and put their time to better use than going after the families of elected officials who aren't Republican.
It would also cut down on the number of appeals that make their way to the highest court in the land -- which means the justices would have more time to learn from well-heeled friends what the common man is thinking out in America.
Knock, knock
(Jan. 2, 2024)
Christian Dvorak is out indefinitely with what the Montreal Canadiens are saying is an upper-body injury.
In accordance with team policy, no details were provided as to the exact nature of his injury but as is the team's custom, an anonymous source told reporters over beers that Dvorak will require oral surgery.
“He cracked a smile during a morning skate,” the source said, shaking his head. “It was horrible. His muscles of expression – you know, the depressor anguli oris, the zygomatics major, the levator labii superioris, and all the rest – froze into place, never having been used for that purpose before.”
“He looks like the Joker now. Incredible,” he said, continuing to shake his head until his server mistook it to mean he didn't want another beer.
The source handed around his cellphone to reporters so they could see the photo he had taken of Dvorak's demonic grin, “at the request of the team's insurers,” he explained.
He was less successful in explaining three other photos of players emerging from the showers in the dressing room.
“The guys are always trying to get me in trouble, stealing my cellphone and posting embarrassing photos on the internet,” he protested as he lunged at the reporters trying to retrieve his device.
After regaining his cellphone and composure, the source said Dvorak was physically able to play but “The Grin made it impossible. Too embarrassing. He'd be the butt of jokes around the league, and we already have (Joel) Armia for that.”
The source said “it's ironic that Christian resembles the Joker now. His teammates have long called him Chuckles -- because he never does. Chuckle. Or smile. Most players get a goal, they break out into a big grin. Not Chuckles. His deadpan look stays dead. He could score the winning goal in overtime and you'd never know it by his expression. Although a teammate claimed he once saw Dvorak raise both eyebrows after scoring. But the team's video coach spent three days going over game film and he never did see it.”
The source said the team briefly considered making use of Dvorak's new countenance -- “his mean mien, you know what I mean?” -- and let him continue to play, calculating his menacing look would intimidate opponents in the face-off circle and in front of their net, “but the guys said they found it unnerving being on the bench with him. Coach (Martin) St. Louis figured we'd end up getting even more too many men on the ice penalties. So management decided it'd be best if he had the surgery done to remove the grin. Technically, the medical procedure is called rictus evictus.”
The operation is normally carried out on young children born with a permanent smile, or bilateral macrostomia. Dvorak is believed to be the first adult ever to require it.
“The mystery is, how did it happen, what made him smile?” the source said.
Several teammates have offered up theories, the most popular one being scatological rather than logical, involving the removal of a pickle from a body cavity, but one Canadien insisted it was a knock, knock joke he told Dvorak that caused his mouth to crinkle in merriment, “relatively speaking.”
And what was the joke? The source responded:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who's there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash who?”
“No, it's Peanuts. We met at the bar.”
For the record, none of the reporters smiled.
(Jan. 2, 2024)
Christian Dvorak is out indefinitely with what the Montreal Canadiens are saying is an upper-body injury.
In accordance with team policy, no details were provided as to the exact nature of his injury but as is the team's custom, an anonymous source told reporters over beers that Dvorak will require oral surgery.
“He cracked a smile during a morning skate,” the source said, shaking his head. “It was horrible. His muscles of expression – you know, the depressor anguli oris, the zygomatics major, the levator labii superioris, and all the rest – froze into place, never having been used for that purpose before.”
“He looks like the Joker now. Incredible,” he said, continuing to shake his head until his server mistook it to mean he didn't want another beer.
The source handed around his cellphone to reporters so they could see the photo he had taken of Dvorak's demonic grin, “at the request of the team's insurers,” he explained.
He was less successful in explaining three other photos of players emerging from the showers in the dressing room.
“The guys are always trying to get me in trouble, stealing my cellphone and posting embarrassing photos on the internet,” he protested as he lunged at the reporters trying to retrieve his device.
After regaining his cellphone and composure, the source said Dvorak was physically able to play but “The Grin made it impossible. Too embarrassing. He'd be the butt of jokes around the league, and we already have (Joel) Armia for that.”
The source said “it's ironic that Christian resembles the Joker now. His teammates have long called him Chuckles -- because he never does. Chuckle. Or smile. Most players get a goal, they break out into a big grin. Not Chuckles. His deadpan look stays dead. He could score the winning goal in overtime and you'd never know it by his expression. Although a teammate claimed he once saw Dvorak raise both eyebrows after scoring. But the team's video coach spent three days going over game film and he never did see it.”
The source said the team briefly considered making use of Dvorak's new countenance -- “his mean mien, you know what I mean?” -- and let him continue to play, calculating his menacing look would intimidate opponents in the face-off circle and in front of their net, “but the guys said they found it unnerving being on the bench with him. Coach (Martin) St. Louis figured we'd end up getting even more too many men on the ice penalties. So management decided it'd be best if he had the surgery done to remove the grin. Technically, the medical procedure is called rictus evictus.”
The operation is normally carried out on young children born with a permanent smile, or bilateral macrostomia. Dvorak is believed to be the first adult ever to require it.
“The mystery is, how did it happen, what made him smile?” the source said.
Several teammates have offered up theories, the most popular one being scatological rather than logical, involving the removal of a pickle from a body cavity, but one Canadien insisted it was a knock, knock joke he told Dvorak that caused his mouth to crinkle in merriment, “relatively speaking.”
And what was the joke? The source responded:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who's there?”
“Cash.”
“Cash who?”
“No, it's Peanuts. We met at the bar.”
For the record, none of the reporters smiled.
Rockwell revisited
(Jan. 2, 2024)
If Norman Rockwell's famous four wartime paintings -- Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Worship, Freedom from Want and Freedom from Fear – were updated to reflect today's America, they would show an angry mob shouting down a woman at a school board meeting, the ruins of a mosque that had been set on fire by an arsonist, a poor family of six sitting down to a meal of a ham sandwich on a platter, and an election official peering anxiously from behind a curtain in a house covered with hateful graffiti and pockmarked by bullet holes.
The four paintings would be known collectively as "Making America Great Again", and Trump, the artist responsible for the crude renderings, would make a bundle selling reprints to his supporters.
(Jan. 2, 2024)
If Norman Rockwell's famous four wartime paintings -- Freedom of Speech, Freedom of Worship, Freedom from Want and Freedom from Fear – were updated to reflect today's America, they would show an angry mob shouting down a woman at a school board meeting, the ruins of a mosque that had been set on fire by an arsonist, a poor family of six sitting down to a meal of a ham sandwich on a platter, and an election official peering anxiously from behind a curtain in a house covered with hateful graffiti and pockmarked by bullet holes.
The four paintings would be known collectively as "Making America Great Again", and Trump, the artist responsible for the crude renderings, would make a bundle selling reprints to his supporters.
Concern yourself with nobler things
(Dec. 30, 2023)
Perspective, I cry, is what's needed most
So what if this team is not one we can boast?
Think of the miseries that abound here on earth
Warfare and famine, of which there's no dearth
The same can be said of extreme weather events
The world's in a mess, we lack common sense
The climate we're ruining, we're sealing our fate
If we don't act fast now we'll be a species that's 'late'
If the Canadiens can't score is that a real worry?
If it's goals that you seek, start with: Change the world in a hurry
If players are compensated much more than they earn
Think of the oppressed who have nowhere to turn
Direct your anger at those who would allow such a thing
And don't get hung up by who's playing left wing
If a goalie yields a softie, if a defenceman yields the puck
If a GM makes a bad trade, if a high prospect starts to suck
Remember this is minor stuff compared to what's compelling
Like politicians who keep their seats by sordid favours selling
As a wretched year's about to close and a new one soon begins
Resolve to be a person who's not obsessing over wins
Concern yourself with nobler things, and priorities adjust
Your life will be fulfilling – even though your team's a bust
But it in turn will be a fan of everything you do
And that, my friend, is your reward, when the Habs look up to you!
(Dec. 30, 2023)
Perspective, I cry, is what's needed most
So what if this team is not one we can boast?
Think of the miseries that abound here on earth
Warfare and famine, of which there's no dearth
The same can be said of extreme weather events
The world's in a mess, we lack common sense
The climate we're ruining, we're sealing our fate
If we don't act fast now we'll be a species that's 'late'
If the Canadiens can't score is that a real worry?
If it's goals that you seek, start with: Change the world in a hurry
If players are compensated much more than they earn
Think of the oppressed who have nowhere to turn
Direct your anger at those who would allow such a thing
And don't get hung up by who's playing left wing
If a goalie yields a softie, if a defenceman yields the puck
If a GM makes a bad trade, if a high prospect starts to suck
Remember this is minor stuff compared to what's compelling
Like politicians who keep their seats by sordid favours selling
As a wretched year's about to close and a new one soon begins
Resolve to be a person who's not obsessing over wins
Concern yourself with nobler things, and priorities adjust
Your life will be fulfilling – even though your team's a bust
But it in turn will be a fan of everything you do
And that, my friend, is your reward, when the Habs look up to you!
Santa Claus received a note
(Dec. 24, 2023)
Santa Claus received a note
From St. Louis the coach
About a subject he confessed
Was difficult to broach
“Santa,” he wrote, “I need your help
It hurts me to the core
To tell you I have forwards
Who don't know how to score!”
“I've taught them everything I know
But nothing ever clicks
And, yes, the fault is all their own
I've even checked their sticks!”
“We practise passing every day
And plays that I have set
But in the end what I have found
My message they don't get!”
“So, Santa, I have but one request
I hope it's not too much
Please give my players special gloves
That have a scoring touch.”
Good St. Nick went through his bag
But came up empty-handed
“A fellow saint I can't let down
Fail? I could not stand it!”
So to the workshop Santa trudged
And asked his elves this question:
Have they gloves with goals in them
If not, what's their suggestion?
They hemmed, they hawed, they pondered long
And then they had a notion
They'd make a gift that gave offence
A gift that was a potion!
And that's what coach St. Louis found
Beneath his Christmas tree
A bottle of bright liquid
With a label: Scoring Spree
To the rink he later went
And dabbed it on each blade
Of every stick the players had
For use when next they played
It happened that the Hurricanes
Would be the ones they'd face
The home team held the upper hand
In the wildcard race
The puck was dropped and play begun
The home side dominated
It penned the visitors in their end
A rout, fans thought, was fated
But when at last the puck was cleared
And sliding down the ice
Just as it reached the other goal
It bounced not once but twice
What happened next left fans appalled
A scene they'd not forget
A 'shot' from 200 feet away
Ended up in the 'Canes net!
And so it went from that point on
The Habs were truly blessed
Every shot attempt they made
Ended in success
Santa had given the coach his wish
His spirits were uplifted
Every goal his players scored
Were by goalies gifted
The team enjoyed a run not seen
Since storied days of yore
Another Cup hove into view
To add to 24
The final was a few days off
When disaster struck the team
St. Louis dropped the bottle!
And there, folks, went the dream
O what to do, what could be done?
Without his Scoring Spree?
The potion was the reason
For every victory!
Que sera sera, he glumly thought
A Cup win's not to be
He shrugged it off, to bed he went
You can't change destiny
Just as he feared, it was a sweep
But the sweep was by his club!
Despite no potion on their sticks
The other team they drubbed!
St. Louis wondered how this could be
Where had the magic come from?
That night he gave St. Nick a call
And asked about the outcome
“We had no potion, none at all
And still we scored a-plenty
No game was won where we didn't get
A minimum of 20!”
Santa sighed and then replied
“There's no magic in a bottle
Success resides between the ears
Believe that and not the twaddle.”
St. Louis demurred, “That can't be true
The potion did the trick!”
The team's offence did not improve
Until I put some on each stick!”
“I told the players what I'd done
They laughed and called me foolish
But then that night they scored 15
And no longer were they mulish.”
Santa once more gave out a sigh
And patiently explained
“One fluke goal and then another
Self-assurance was engrained!”
“That's all it took, atrocious goals
To restore their self-esteem
Give thanks to porous goalies
Who did wonders for your team.”
“Believe in yourself is my advice
That is the soundest notion
And don't ask elves with little brains
To come up with a potion.”
“That stuff they sent you was a sham
What many call snake oil
The key to winning comes down to this:
Aplomb, resolve and toil.”
St, Louis skeptical he remained
“The Spree was fantasy?”
“No, believing in oneself and others
Counts most -- you do believe in me.”
And on that note the call was ended
A message had been sent
Some things in life require faith
If it's to be well spent
(Dec. 24, 2023)
Santa Claus received a note
From St. Louis the coach
About a subject he confessed
Was difficult to broach
“Santa,” he wrote, “I need your help
It hurts me to the core
To tell you I have forwards
Who don't know how to score!”
“I've taught them everything I know
But nothing ever clicks
And, yes, the fault is all their own
I've even checked their sticks!”
“We practise passing every day
And plays that I have set
But in the end what I have found
My message they don't get!”
“So, Santa, I have but one request
I hope it's not too much
Please give my players special gloves
That have a scoring touch.”
Good St. Nick went through his bag
But came up empty-handed
“A fellow saint I can't let down
Fail? I could not stand it!”
So to the workshop Santa trudged
And asked his elves this question:
Have they gloves with goals in them
If not, what's their suggestion?
They hemmed, they hawed, they pondered long
And then they had a notion
They'd make a gift that gave offence
A gift that was a potion!
And that's what coach St. Louis found
Beneath his Christmas tree
A bottle of bright liquid
With a label: Scoring Spree
To the rink he later went
And dabbed it on each blade
Of every stick the players had
For use when next they played
It happened that the Hurricanes
Would be the ones they'd face
The home team held the upper hand
In the wildcard race
The puck was dropped and play begun
The home side dominated
It penned the visitors in their end
A rout, fans thought, was fated
But when at last the puck was cleared
And sliding down the ice
Just as it reached the other goal
It bounced not once but twice
What happened next left fans appalled
A scene they'd not forget
A 'shot' from 200 feet away
Ended up in the 'Canes net!
And so it went from that point on
The Habs were truly blessed
Every shot attempt they made
Ended in success
Santa had given the coach his wish
His spirits were uplifted
Every goal his players scored
Were by goalies gifted
The team enjoyed a run not seen
Since storied days of yore
Another Cup hove into view
To add to 24
The final was a few days off
When disaster struck the team
St. Louis dropped the bottle!
And there, folks, went the dream
O what to do, what could be done?
Without his Scoring Spree?
The potion was the reason
For every victory!
Que sera sera, he glumly thought
A Cup win's not to be
He shrugged it off, to bed he went
You can't change destiny
Just as he feared, it was a sweep
But the sweep was by his club!
Despite no potion on their sticks
The other team they drubbed!
St. Louis wondered how this could be
Where had the magic come from?
That night he gave St. Nick a call
And asked about the outcome
“We had no potion, none at all
And still we scored a-plenty
No game was won where we didn't get
A minimum of 20!”
Santa sighed and then replied
“There's no magic in a bottle
Success resides between the ears
Believe that and not the twaddle.”
St. Louis demurred, “That can't be true
The potion did the trick!”
The team's offence did not improve
Until I put some on each stick!”
“I told the players what I'd done
They laughed and called me foolish
But then that night they scored 15
And no longer were they mulish.”
Santa once more gave out a sigh
And patiently explained
“One fluke goal and then another
Self-assurance was engrained!”
“That's all it took, atrocious goals
To restore their self-esteem
Give thanks to porous goalies
Who did wonders for your team.”
“Believe in yourself is my advice
That is the soundest notion
And don't ask elves with little brains
To come up with a potion.”
“That stuff they sent you was a sham
What many call snake oil
The key to winning comes down to this:
Aplomb, resolve and toil.”
St, Louis skeptical he remained
“The Spree was fantasy?”
“No, believing in oneself and others
Counts most -- you do believe in me.”
And on that note the call was ended
A message had been sent
Some things in life require faith
If it's to be well spent
How did we miss it?
(Dec. 23, 2023)
I went back and checked photos of Trump's inauguration in 2017.
How did we miss it? In taking the presidential oath to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States," he raised his right hand -- but only one finger.
Douthat would argue it was Trump's way of showing he favoured the middle ground in a divided nation.
(Dec. 23, 2023)
I went back and checked photos of Trump's inauguration in 2017.
How did we miss it? In taking the presidential oath to "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States," he raised his right hand -- but only one finger.
Douthat would argue it was Trump's way of showing he favoured the middle ground in a divided nation.
U.S. is at the crossroads
(Dec. 22, 2023)
Just how heavy is the Supreme Court's workload? I realize the matters they deal with are weighty but is their schedule divided into 35-hour work weeks?
And exactly how many weeks in the year are they putting their noses to the grindstone?
The many legal issues surrounding Trump would seem to require some urgency in resolving, so that voters have a full understanding of the man's criminality -- or innocence -- before deciding whether he's fit to hold office again.
Most of the evidence is already there in plain view for the court of public opinion to decide but America boasts it's ruled by law and so the process must be played out because the nation's future hangs in the balance.
The more expeditiously and impartially the court discharges its duties the better it will be for the U.S. It's at a crossroads and one path leads to tyranny.
(Dec. 22, 2023)
Just how heavy is the Supreme Court's workload? I realize the matters they deal with are weighty but is their schedule divided into 35-hour work weeks?
And exactly how many weeks in the year are they putting their noses to the grindstone?
The many legal issues surrounding Trump would seem to require some urgency in resolving, so that voters have a full understanding of the man's criminality -- or innocence -- before deciding whether he's fit to hold office again.
Most of the evidence is already there in plain view for the court of public opinion to decide but America boasts it's ruled by law and so the process must be played out because the nation's future hangs in the balance.
The more expeditiously and impartially the court discharges its duties the better it will be for the U.S. It's at a crossroads and one path leads to tyranny.
Quiz could use a few more questions so ...
(Dec. 20, 2023)
How can you have a quiz of 17 questions? It should be 10, 15, or 20 (if I sound bitter, it's because I got two wrong. Mind you, if it had been about Canada, my home and native land, I probably would have done worse. I blame Trump. Speaking of which, here are three questions, to make the quiz the proper number):
18. Donald Trump had this to say about his familiarity with Hitler's Mein Kampf:
A. I have never read it.
B. I have never read it in German.
C. I have a copy of the Classics Illustrated version which I skim through occasionally.
19. The Colorado Supreme Court has ruled that Donald Trump ...
A. Undergo a psychiatric examination.
B. Be removed from the state's 2024 presidential election ballot.
C. Have his bone spurs removed.
20. Special counsel Jack Smith has asked the Supreme Court ...
A. To rule on Donald Trump's claim of immunity from prosecution
B. To order Justice Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from any matter coming before it that involves the Jan. 6 insurrection
C. To televise their proceedings so Americans can watch them decide their country's fate (they got hooked after seeing the storming of the Capitol air live on TV and turn into a cliffhanger).
(Dec. 20, 2023)
How can you have a quiz of 17 questions? It should be 10, 15, or 20 (if I sound bitter, it's because I got two wrong. Mind you, if it had been about Canada, my home and native land, I probably would have done worse. I blame Trump. Speaking of which, here are three questions, to make the quiz the proper number):
18. Donald Trump had this to say about his familiarity with Hitler's Mein Kampf:
A. I have never read it.
B. I have never read it in German.
C. I have a copy of the Classics Illustrated version which I skim through occasionally.
19. The Colorado Supreme Court has ruled that Donald Trump ...
A. Undergo a psychiatric examination.
B. Be removed from the state's 2024 presidential election ballot.
C. Have his bone spurs removed.
20. Special counsel Jack Smith has asked the Supreme Court ...
A. To rule on Donald Trump's claim of immunity from prosecution
B. To order Justice Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from any matter coming before it that involves the Jan. 6 insurrection
C. To televise their proceedings so Americans can watch them decide their country's fate (they got hooked after seeing the storming of the Capitol air live on TV and turn into a cliffhanger).
America -- home of the homeless
(Dec. 18, 2023)
The United States remains the land of plenty for many -- but for all the wrong reasons. There's plenty of people living in poverty, without health care, food security or a home. In fact, there's more of less -- homelessness, helplessness and hopelessness -- than ever before it seems.
America is becoming the home of the homeless.
A Congress lacking in collegiality and consumed by rancor cannot rise to the many challenges the nation faces, and the Biden administration, despite its many successes on numerous fronts, is increasingly losing the confidence of Americans that it can do the work that needs to be done.
2024 is a leap year. How appropriate. It will take a leap of faith to believe the U.S. will regain its footing when there's a real possibility of it becoming undone should Trump return to power.
Hopes and prayers and fingers crossed, America. We're rooting for you.
(Dec. 18, 2023)
The United States remains the land of plenty for many -- but for all the wrong reasons. There's plenty of people living in poverty, without health care, food security or a home. In fact, there's more of less -- homelessness, helplessness and hopelessness -- than ever before it seems.
America is becoming the home of the homeless.
A Congress lacking in collegiality and consumed by rancor cannot rise to the many challenges the nation faces, and the Biden administration, despite its many successes on numerous fronts, is increasingly losing the confidence of Americans that it can do the work that needs to be done.
2024 is a leap year. How appropriate. It will take a leap of faith to believe the U.S. will regain its footing when there's a real possibility of it becoming undone should Trump return to power.
Hopes and prayers and fingers crossed, America. We're rooting for you.
Don't be a Grinch
(Dec. 18, 2023)
It's a time of good cheer
So don't be a Grinch
Try hard to be nice
Let your heart grow an inch
Don't dwell on the foibles
Of the team you adore
Overlook their shortcomings
Like players who don't score
So what if the defence
Finds it tough to defend
They rack up some goals
When at the far end
The goalies are solid
Though softies they'll yield
But sometimes they're great
And victories they'll steal
Special teams? Not so much
Causing fans' heads to furrow
How is it possible
Habs still employ Burrows?
And coach St. Louis
Is still learning the trade
Hab fans are hoping
He'll be as good as he played
What to make of Geoff Molson?
Well, he still lacks a ring
Making money, not champions,
Is more of his thing
Turn aside thoughts of gloom
And let spirits rise
Habs could contend once again
Even before our demise!
(IF we live to be 100
-- but we'd die from the surprise)
So on that cheery note I'll end
And offer you this toast:
Merry Christmas to all those who
Still take the time to post*
* On Roughing After the Whistle
(Dec. 18, 2023)
It's a time of good cheer
So don't be a Grinch
Try hard to be nice
Let your heart grow an inch
Don't dwell on the foibles
Of the team you adore
Overlook their shortcomings
Like players who don't score
So what if the defence
Finds it tough to defend
They rack up some goals
When at the far end
The goalies are solid
Though softies they'll yield
But sometimes they're great
And victories they'll steal
Special teams? Not so much
Causing fans' heads to furrow
How is it possible
Habs still employ Burrows?
And coach St. Louis
Is still learning the trade
Hab fans are hoping
He'll be as good as he played
What to make of Geoff Molson?
Well, he still lacks a ring
Making money, not champions,
Is more of his thing
Turn aside thoughts of gloom
And let spirits rise
Habs could contend once again
Even before our demise!
(IF we live to be 100
-- but we'd die from the surprise)
So on that cheery note I'll end
And offer you this toast:
Merry Christmas to all those who
Still take the time to post*
* On Roughing After the Whistle
Consumers of trash
(Dec., 17, 2023)
MAGA Men and MAGA Women have become adept at using AI, artifice intelligence, a way of distorting reality that employs lies to trick the public.
It's not all that difficult for them to achieve their goals when too often the targets of their deception willingly allow themselves to be misled because it aligns with their biases.
That there are so many consumers of arrant nonsense is truly stupidfying. And exceedingly worrisome.
(Dec., 17, 2023)
MAGA Men and MAGA Women have become adept at using AI, artifice intelligence, a way of distorting reality that employs lies to trick the public.
It's not all that difficult for them to achieve their goals when too often the targets of their deception willingly allow themselves to be misled because it aligns with their biases.
That there are so many consumers of arrant nonsense is truly stupidfying. And exceedingly worrisome.
Au contraire ...
(Dec. 15, 2023)
"Every election, the Democrats' pitch is not based on concrete proposals to make Americans' lives better..."
Let's review a few of the things the Biden administration has accomplished that it set out to do:
-- funded massive infrastructure improvements, to repair crumbling bridges, roads, waterways, and extend national broadband internet, etc. The alternative is to let them continue to fall apart and impair the flow of goods and people; even Trump thought it was a good idea -- he just never got around to doing anything about it
-- stepped up the government's response to climate change, to lessen its impact, which will be enormous if not dealt with seriously and expeditiously
-- reduced unemployment; having a job as opposed to not having one does tend to better one's circumstances
-- enabled Medicare to negotiate lower prices for certain expensive drugs
-- lowered the cost of health care in other ways, by reducing the uninsured rate to historically low levels
There's more, along with disappointments to be sure, as with any administration. What cannot be dismissed is the Democrats' commitment to democracy. They will need to amp up their messaging in the months ahead to drive home to Americans that their quality of life is directly linked to robust democratic principles that are fiercely protected.
An autocracy provides stability but not equality, and most definitely not social harmony.
(Dec. 15, 2023)
"Every election, the Democrats' pitch is not based on concrete proposals to make Americans' lives better..."
Let's review a few of the things the Biden administration has accomplished that it set out to do:
-- funded massive infrastructure improvements, to repair crumbling bridges, roads, waterways, and extend national broadband internet, etc. The alternative is to let them continue to fall apart and impair the flow of goods and people; even Trump thought it was a good idea -- he just never got around to doing anything about it
-- stepped up the government's response to climate change, to lessen its impact, which will be enormous if not dealt with seriously and expeditiously
-- reduced unemployment; having a job as opposed to not having one does tend to better one's circumstances
-- enabled Medicare to negotiate lower prices for certain expensive drugs
-- lowered the cost of health care in other ways, by reducing the uninsured rate to historically low levels
There's more, along with disappointments to be sure, as with any administration. What cannot be dismissed is the Democrats' commitment to democracy. They will need to amp up their messaging in the months ahead to drive home to Americans that their quality of life is directly linked to robust democratic principles that are fiercely protected.
An autocracy provides stability but not equality, and most definitely not social harmony.
If aliens were to invade ...
(Dec. 15, 2023)
Resurrecting a science fiction trope, the idea that a imminent invasion by aliens would see the world to unite behind the most powerful nation on Earth to repel the foe, who would you want as the person in charge of its defence, Biden or Trump?
Okay, the choices aren't great, but the scenario is intended to focus one's thoughts on who is the better leader.
I can't help but think Trump would angle for a deal with the aliens that would make him Earth's Supreme Overlord doing the bidding of his non-human masters.
(Dec. 15, 2023)
Resurrecting a science fiction trope, the idea that a imminent invasion by aliens would see the world to unite behind the most powerful nation on Earth to repel the foe, who would you want as the person in charge of its defence, Biden or Trump?
Okay, the choices aren't great, but the scenario is intended to focus one's thoughts on who is the better leader.
I can't help but think Trump would angle for a deal with the aliens that would make him Earth's Supreme Overlord doing the bidding of his non-human masters.
Advice that's become dated
(Dec. 14, 2023)
"One of Clausewitz's maxims: infantry win wars. The only way, the ONLY way Ukraine is going to "win" this is with a vast infusion of infantry"
What did von Clausewiz (1780 – 1831) have to say about cruise missiles, drones, artillery rocket systems, armoured fighting vehicles, helicopters, jets, tanks, mines, and such?
I suspect "a vast infusion" of more weaponry, rather than infantry, would drive back Russian forces to the point where even Putin would have to recognize that further losses of the magnitude his country has already suffered is not sustainable, and puts at risk his continued hold on power.
Russia was eventually forced to leave Afghanistan, despite holding an overwhelming advantage in the number of military personnel under its command.
Resolve is a factor that cannot be ignored. Ukraine has it in abundance; what it needs is an uninterrupted supply of materiel, which the States and its allies would be wise to continue providing, to defeat an enemy that will continue to bring evil into the world if left unchecked.
(Dec. 14, 2023)
"One of Clausewitz's maxims: infantry win wars. The only way, the ONLY way Ukraine is going to "win" this is with a vast infusion of infantry"
What did von Clausewiz (1780 – 1831) have to say about cruise missiles, drones, artillery rocket systems, armoured fighting vehicles, helicopters, jets, tanks, mines, and such?
I suspect "a vast infusion" of more weaponry, rather than infantry, would drive back Russian forces to the point where even Putin would have to recognize that further losses of the magnitude his country has already suffered is not sustainable, and puts at risk his continued hold on power.
Russia was eventually forced to leave Afghanistan, despite holding an overwhelming advantage in the number of military personnel under its command.
Resolve is a factor that cannot be ignored. Ukraine has it in abundance; what it needs is an uninterrupted supply of materiel, which the States and its allies would be wise to continue providing, to defeat an enemy that will continue to bring evil into the world if left unchecked.
One cook spoils the broth
(Dec. 14, 2023)
Trump is stirring the pot, the melting pot that made America the envy of the world by welcoming diverse elements and assimilating them into what became a greater whole by virtue of their variegated presence.
The America Trump envisions is far less heterogeneous as he is prepared to put into practice a great replacement theory of his own and return the country to those days when whites predominantly ruled.
To do so requires that he and he alone decides what goes into the pot and is the only one stirring, with a decidedly heavy hand.
It's a recipe for disaster, to give so much power over to a chief crook who isn't fit enough to be a bottle washer.
(Dec. 14, 2023)
Trump is stirring the pot, the melting pot that made America the envy of the world by welcoming diverse elements and assimilating them into what became a greater whole by virtue of their variegated presence.
The America Trump envisions is far less heterogeneous as he is prepared to put into practice a great replacement theory of his own and return the country to those days when whites predominantly ruled.
To do so requires that he and he alone decides what goes into the pot and is the only one stirring, with a decidedly heavy hand.
It's a recipe for disaster, to give so much power over to a chief crook who isn't fit enough to be a bottle washer.
How to make TV must-see
(Dec. 13, 2023)
You want must-see TV involving a team that's destined to miss the playoffs?
Have
-- Youppi! sing the national anthem (and when he's done, he removes his headpiece, a la The Masked Singer, and it's ... Carey Price! The first time. The next one ... ? People will tune in to find out.)
-- the coaching staff wear Santa hats
-- a sign in the penalty box that reads 'Naughty'
-- the referee hold up mistletoe for the opening face-off (to set a pleasant tone for the game; although the two players might be confused as to whom to kiss, each other or the ref, if they're smart they'll give the ref a peck on the cheek)
-- players tape their entire stick red-and-white
-- the big screen show live action from other games when play in the Bell Centre begins to drag
-- scorers don glowing red noses after a goal, to wear for the remainder of the game (until they make a terrible pass that leads to the other team scoring)
-- fake snow sprayed on the goalposts; hang a few stockings off the crossbar (only the names of players who have been 'nice', that is, have plus ratings, will be stitched on the stockings)
-- interviewers ask fans, not players, for their take on the game during intermissions, and encourage them to be candid in their assessments (naturally the seven-second delay will be in force)
-- referees announce penalties by demonstrating the foul on the player who perpetrated the offence -- boarding, slashing, cross-check to the head, you name it (should lead to fewer fouls being committed)
(Dec. 13, 2023)
You want must-see TV involving a team that's destined to miss the playoffs?
Have
-- Youppi! sing the national anthem (and when he's done, he removes his headpiece, a la The Masked Singer, and it's ... Carey Price! The first time. The next one ... ? People will tune in to find out.)
-- the coaching staff wear Santa hats
-- a sign in the penalty box that reads 'Naughty'
-- the referee hold up mistletoe for the opening face-off (to set a pleasant tone for the game; although the two players might be confused as to whom to kiss, each other or the ref, if they're smart they'll give the ref a peck on the cheek)
-- players tape their entire stick red-and-white
-- the big screen show live action from other games when play in the Bell Centre begins to drag
-- scorers don glowing red noses after a goal, to wear for the remainder of the game (until they make a terrible pass that leads to the other team scoring)
-- fake snow sprayed on the goalposts; hang a few stockings off the crossbar (only the names of players who have been 'nice', that is, have plus ratings, will be stitched on the stockings)
-- interviewers ask fans, not players, for their take on the game during intermissions, and encourage them to be candid in their assessments (naturally the seven-second delay will be in force)
-- referees announce penalties by demonstrating the foul on the player who perpetrated the offence -- boarding, slashing, cross-check to the head, you name it (should lead to fewer fouls being committed)
Building a wall
(Dec. 12, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A wall is being built on the border of a blue state/red state. The left side of the wall is painted blue, the right side red.
One observer to another: "It's the only time the two sides ever agreed on something, to come together on staying apart."
(Dec. 12, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A wall is being built on the border of a blue state/red state. The left side of the wall is painted blue, the right side red.
One observer to another: "It's the only time the two sides ever agreed on something, to come together on staying apart."
Slafko's game is steadily improving
(Dec. 9, 2023)
Slafko's game is steadily improving
Ever upward his needle is moving
If he continues on this track
He'll get the critics off his back
And give them scant reason for reproving
(Dec. 9, 2023)
Slafko's game is steadily improving
Ever upward his needle is moving
If he continues on this track
He'll get the critics off his back
And give them scant reason for reproving
Google and the press
(Dec. 8, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A Google news delivery truck is plastered with ads. The driver is met by a dejected publisher at the dock where bundles of newspapers are stacked to be picked up.
Owner, frowning: "Those ads used to appear in our newspapers and help pay for our costs."
Driver, unshaven and toothpick dangling from his lips: "Here's a fiver, bud. Glad to help out."
(Dec. 8, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A Google news delivery truck is plastered with ads. The driver is met by a dejected publisher at the dock where bundles of newspapers are stacked to be picked up.
Owner, frowning: "Those ads used to appear in our newspapers and help pay for our costs."
Driver, unshaven and toothpick dangling from his lips: "Here's a fiver, bud. Glad to help out."
Raising the budget a good thing
(Dec. 7, 2023)
This should convince the Republicans that Congress needs to RAISE the IRS budget by a large margin to catch ALL the tax cheats out there.
The boost in funding will pay for itself.
And you wouldn't need a special counsel to get the work done.
(Dec. 7, 2023)
This should convince the Republicans that Congress needs to RAISE the IRS budget by a large margin to catch ALL the tax cheats out there.
The boost in funding will pay for itself.
And you wouldn't need a special counsel to get the work done.
The great replacement theory -- thumb's up
(Dec. 7, 2023)
Christie was the only one on stage to tell it like it is, that the would-be dictator has no clothes on. Which is probably why he got so many boos; the mental image it conjured was too jarring.
Two of his rivals offered only mild criticism of Trump -- saying his clothes were out-of-date; whereas the Alex Jones simulacrum raved they were the epitome of style. But he has a habit of raving about anything and everything.
Although I, too, share his support of the great replacement theory: If Trump gets replaced as the GOP front-runner, great!
(Dec. 7, 2023)
Christie was the only one on stage to tell it like it is, that the would-be dictator has no clothes on. Which is probably why he got so many boos; the mental image it conjured was too jarring.
Two of his rivals offered only mild criticism of Trump -- saying his clothes were out-of-date; whereas the Alex Jones simulacrum raved they were the epitome of style. But he has a habit of raving about anything and everything.
Although I, too, share his support of the great replacement theory: If Trump gets replaced as the GOP front-runner, great!
L is for Laval
(Dec. 7, 2023)
L is for Laval, the place where prospects grow (?)
A is for the American Hockey League in case you didn't know
V is for victory, of which there's been so few
A is for the American Hoc ... wait, we've already done that
L is for Lav ...maybe we should have thought this through first
(Dec. 7, 2023)
L is for Laval, the place where prospects grow (?)
A is for the American Hockey League in case you didn't know
V is for victory, of which there's been so few
A is for the American Hoc ... wait, we've already done that
L is for Lav ...maybe we should have thought this through first
Dummy and dummier
(Dec. 6, 2023)
Charlie McCarthy: Edgar Bergen's puppet
Kevin McCarthy: Donald Trump's puppet
One made a country laugh, the other made it angry.
McCarthy will be remembered for uttering those immortal words, "Bring it on" and then taking off.
His stay in the House provided no profile in courage but his leaving it is encouraging, that others in the party may follow his lead -- the only time he could ever claim to showing leadership.
(Dec. 6, 2023)
Charlie McCarthy: Edgar Bergen's puppet
Kevin McCarthy: Donald Trump's puppet
One made a country laugh, the other made it angry.
McCarthy will be remembered for uttering those immortal words, "Bring it on" and then taking off.
His stay in the House provided no profile in courage but his leaving it is encouraging, that others in the party may follow his lead -- the only time he could ever claim to showing leadership.
Two fewer rats
(Dec. 6, 2023)
Santos ousted as a fraud. McCarthy ousted as speaker and now leaving.
Keep it coming, Republicans. Er, going.
That's two fewer rats on a ship I hope is sinking.
(Dec. 6, 2023)
Santos ousted as a fraud. McCarthy ousted as speaker and now leaving.
Keep it coming, Republicans. Er, going.
That's two fewer rats on a ship I hope is sinking.
'Tush push' the senator
(Dec. 5, 2023)
When Coach Tuberville saw his Senate colleagues were about to pull an end run around his idiotic hold on promotions, he decided his best defence was to bend but not break, and agree to allow them to proceed -- except those involving four-star generals.
The Democrats will have to employ a different play to cross the goal line with the remaining confirmations.
For the Democrats to achieve a political victory in the long term -- denying Tuberville a second term -- they will have to persuade voters to join them in what is known in football parlance as a "tush push" that is, to push, uh, the senator out of office.
(Dec. 5, 2023)
When Coach Tuberville saw his Senate colleagues were about to pull an end run around his idiotic hold on promotions, he decided his best defence was to bend but not break, and agree to allow them to proceed -- except those involving four-star generals.
The Democrats will have to employ a different play to cross the goal line with the remaining confirmations.
For the Democrats to achieve a political victory in the long term -- denying Tuberville a second term -- they will have to persuade voters to join them in what is known in football parlance as a "tush push" that is, to push, uh, the senator out of office.
Portrait of an ugly soul
(Dec. 5, 2023)
Trump brings to mind The Picture of Dorian Gray. Imagine how corrupted Trump's portrait must now be and how much more horrifying it will become should he regain power.
The worst of it is that so many will suffer for the ugliness in his soul.
A picture says a thousand words. A picture reveals a thousand excesses.
Trump keeps hammering away at the Democrats, accusing them of the very crimes he commits and contemplates.They need to hit back with equal vigor. They could start by using Oscar Wilde's novel as inspiration in mounting a campaign, not to vilify Trump but to disclose the full extent of his villainy.
Editorial cartoon:
An arrogant Trump is sitting for his portrait. The artist -- the Democratic party -- is seen from behind as he paints a picture showing Trump as he really is, evil personified. His palette is labeled Truth.
(Dec. 5, 2023)
Trump brings to mind The Picture of Dorian Gray. Imagine how corrupted Trump's portrait must now be and how much more horrifying it will become should he regain power.
The worst of it is that so many will suffer for the ugliness in his soul.
A picture says a thousand words. A picture reveals a thousand excesses.
Trump keeps hammering away at the Democrats, accusing them of the very crimes he commits and contemplates.They need to hit back with equal vigor. They could start by using Oscar Wilde's novel as inspiration in mounting a campaign, not to vilify Trump but to disclose the full extent of his villainy.
Editorial cartoon:
An arrogant Trump is sitting for his portrait. The artist -- the Democratic party -- is seen from behind as he paints a picture showing Trump as he really is, evil personified. His palette is labeled Truth.
Ideas for Christmas gifts with a hockey theme ...
(Dec. 4, 2023).
Fans of the Montreal Canadiens will love to receive a replica of a Stanley Cup ring, with 24 diamonds, one for each championship the team has won. There's a spot in the centre for another jewel to be added when the team wins its 25th. The gap also represents the huge hole in fans' hearts that the Canadiens have created by going 30 years without winning another Cup.
CHanel No. 4 is a cologne made for men who want to be admired for their sterling character and superior record of achievement, without having to work for it. One little spritz and you'll be putting on the ritz with the ladies.
Draft – This board game challenges players to select a 16-member squad from a pool of 100 fictitious prospects with glowing reports provided by Central Scouting and mixed reviews written by a half-dozen pundits. A minimum of five strongly opinionated people are required to play. Each round after the first contains a diamond in the rough and a dozen busts. The game is played in one sitting but the winner won't be determined for another four years, at which point all the players will be emailed the result.
Two of the Top 10 bestsellers have to do with hockey ...
My Name is Barber – The Hall of Famer talks about his 12 years with the Philadelphia Flyers when it won two Stanley Cups while playing a brutal brand of hockey. Barber was known as a “vicious forechecker”; he once separated an opponent from the puck by separating his shoulder from his collar bone with the aid of a hook. Barber called his hockey stick his “Billy club.”
My Reffin' Life – Disgraced former National Hockey League referee Tim Peel reflects on his career as a “zebra,” the slang term used to describe officials in sports. Peel was fired in 2021 after he was overheard boasting he had called a penalty because he “wanted to.”
Peel was also referred to as a pig and a dog by fans and other dispassionate observers. Peel returned the favour by wearing a dog whistle, which he would blow as he skated down the ice, much to the annoyance and discomfort of fans in Boston and Philadelphia. Foreword by Chris Lee.
(Dec. 4, 2023).
Fans of the Montreal Canadiens will love to receive a replica of a Stanley Cup ring, with 24 diamonds, one for each championship the team has won. There's a spot in the centre for another jewel to be added when the team wins its 25th. The gap also represents the huge hole in fans' hearts that the Canadiens have created by going 30 years without winning another Cup.
CHanel No. 4 is a cologne made for men who want to be admired for their sterling character and superior record of achievement, without having to work for it. One little spritz and you'll be putting on the ritz with the ladies.
Draft – This board game challenges players to select a 16-member squad from a pool of 100 fictitious prospects with glowing reports provided by Central Scouting and mixed reviews written by a half-dozen pundits. A minimum of five strongly opinionated people are required to play. Each round after the first contains a diamond in the rough and a dozen busts. The game is played in one sitting but the winner won't be determined for another four years, at which point all the players will be emailed the result.
Two of the Top 10 bestsellers have to do with hockey ...
My Name is Barber – The Hall of Famer talks about his 12 years with the Philadelphia Flyers when it won two Stanley Cups while playing a brutal brand of hockey. Barber was known as a “vicious forechecker”; he once separated an opponent from the puck by separating his shoulder from his collar bone with the aid of a hook. Barber called his hockey stick his “Billy club.”
My Reffin' Life – Disgraced former National Hockey League referee Tim Peel reflects on his career as a “zebra,” the slang term used to describe officials in sports. Peel was fired in 2021 after he was overheard boasting he had called a penalty because he “wanted to.”
Peel was also referred to as a pig and a dog by fans and other dispassionate observers. Peel returned the favour by wearing a dog whistle, which he would blow as he skated down the ice, much to the annoyance and discomfort of fans in Boston and Philadelphia. Foreword by Chris Lee.
Out to lunch
(Dec. 4, 2023)
"Unless you’d prefer to take lonely George Santos out to lunch."
Santos has been out to lunch for years.
Lonely? He'll have lots of company in prison. And the meals are free!
It would be nice if Musk effed himself, as in effaced. His conspicuous consumption is hard enough to deal with but we'd all be better off if his warped personality wasn't so much on display. Better to remain silent and be thought a money-grubbing billionaire than to open one's mouth and be seen as a money-grubbing billionaire twit.
(Dec. 4, 2023)
"Unless you’d prefer to take lonely George Santos out to lunch."
Santos has been out to lunch for years.
Lonely? He'll have lots of company in prison. And the meals are free!
It would be nice if Musk effed himself, as in effaced. His conspicuous consumption is hard enough to deal with but we'd all be better off if his warped personality wasn't so much on display. Better to remain silent and be thought a money-grubbing billionaire than to open one's mouth and be seen as a money-grubbing billionaire twit.
What a sorry species we've become
(Dec. 2, 2023)
The best we can hope for is that AI will be cold and methodical, rather than malevolent, and allow us to exist for a bit longer for utilitarian reasons than if it were strictly evil and wanted to rid itself of a rival forever.
And if it were to become the devil incarnate, it would be the ultimate condemnation of just how sorry a species we have become, that the predominant character AI assumes after assimilating our collective knowledge, acquired over centuries, lacks love and compassion, and is cruelly calculating.
We are signing our own death warrant and making an awfully strong argument that AI execute it.
Whatever sense of self-preservation we still possess needs to kick in quickly. It's critical that we act on our fears now before it's too late. Better to over-react and delay whatever blessings AI still has to offer than allow it to evolve unchecked and yield consequences that are dire and irreversible.
Editorial cartoon:
God, anxiously watching his creation being taken over by AI, asks an angel: "Should I be worried?"
Angel: "Maybe. It wants to meet."
(Dec. 2, 2023)
The best we can hope for is that AI will be cold and methodical, rather than malevolent, and allow us to exist for a bit longer for utilitarian reasons than if it were strictly evil and wanted to rid itself of a rival forever.
And if it were to become the devil incarnate, it would be the ultimate condemnation of just how sorry a species we have become, that the predominant character AI assumes after assimilating our collective knowledge, acquired over centuries, lacks love and compassion, and is cruelly calculating.
We are signing our own death warrant and making an awfully strong argument that AI execute it.
Whatever sense of self-preservation we still possess needs to kick in quickly. It's critical that we act on our fears now before it's too late. Better to over-react and delay whatever blessings AI still has to offer than allow it to evolve unchecked and yield consequences that are dire and irreversible.
Editorial cartoon:
God, anxiously watching his creation being taken over by AI, asks an angel: "Should I be worried?"
Angel: "Maybe. It wants to meet."
Setting the stage for another dynasty
(Dec. 1, 2023)
The Canadiens experimented with the three goaltender system in the early '70s until they worked out the kinks and preceded to go on a Stanley Cup-winning spree.
Now that the current brain trust has decided Montembeault is this era's Dryden, expect all the other pieces to fall into place and the team go on another extended run of championships.
Monty will have to come up with a memorable pose to serve as an icon of the success that awaits. I would suggest he adopt an air of nonchalance, by leaning backwards on the net, his elbows resting on the crossbar and one leg crossed over the other.
But only when play is in the other end.
(Dec. 1, 2023)
The Canadiens experimented with the three goaltender system in the early '70s until they worked out the kinks and preceded to go on a Stanley Cup-winning spree.
Now that the current brain trust has decided Montembeault is this era's Dryden, expect all the other pieces to fall into place and the team go on another extended run of championships.
Monty will have to come up with a memorable pose to serve as an icon of the success that awaits. I would suggest he adopt an air of nonchalance, by leaning backwards on the net, his elbows resting on the crossbar and one leg crossed over the other.
But only when play is in the other end.
Yo, Bama
(Dec. 1, 2023)
Trump isn't into health care. He's more into wealth care -- tending to the needs of the rich. Lesser folk can fend for themselves.
Trump to Obama: Yo, Bama, your health care is so bad it's, it's ...
Obama: Sick, Donald?
Trump: Yeah, yeah, sick. Heh, heh, heh.
Obama: Why thank you, Donald, I'll take that as a compliment.
Trump: Unhh?
(Dec. 1, 2023)
Trump isn't into health care. He's more into wealth care -- tending to the needs of the rich. Lesser folk can fend for themselves.
Trump to Obama: Yo, Bama, your health care is so bad it's, it's ...
Obama: Sick, Donald?
Trump: Yeah, yeah, sick. Heh, heh, heh.
Obama: Why thank you, Donald, I'll take that as a compliment.
Trump: Unhh?
Advice that's free and worth every penny
(Nov. 28, 2023)
I can't believe that Molson is fixated on making money and not on fixing the team to make it better.
Surely the antipathy of RATW members and other fan forums must count for something in how he runs the business. The customer is always right, right?
It is troubling that neither Molson nor any other member of the organization -- I'm looking at you, St. Louis -- has reached out to me for advice, or to anyone else on this forum (to my knowledge; I'm sure if they had we would have heard about it by now -- and immediately dismissed it as false).
It's understandable why the Canadiens brass hasn't, to be honest, given how humbling an experience it would be to consult the untutored masses -- and then to have their suggestions bear fruit! The apple of a division title! The pear of a conference banner! The peach of a Stanley Cup win!
It is a difficult life we lead to have our, dare I say, brilliance go unacknowledged and unappreciated for so long. All that we ask is that it be tested. What's the harm in that? At worst, the team would end up with another Top Five pick.
And this is where we would have to draw the line. At that point we would have to insist that we and we alone be responsible for making that choice. We can't leave it to the 'professionals' any longer to derail the club's future with picks that defy reason. WE are the voice of reason, let our voice be heard loud and strong.
If the Canadiens begin heeding the advice of their ardent but disillusioned supporters, they could turn disgruntled fan forums into enchanted fans for 'em.
(Nov. 28, 2023)
I can't believe that Molson is fixated on making money and not on fixing the team to make it better.
Surely the antipathy of RATW members and other fan forums must count for something in how he runs the business. The customer is always right, right?
It is troubling that neither Molson nor any other member of the organization -- I'm looking at you, St. Louis -- has reached out to me for advice, or to anyone else on this forum (to my knowledge; I'm sure if they had we would have heard about it by now -- and immediately dismissed it as false).
It's understandable why the Canadiens brass hasn't, to be honest, given how humbling an experience it would be to consult the untutored masses -- and then to have their suggestions bear fruit! The apple of a division title! The pear of a conference banner! The peach of a Stanley Cup win!
It is a difficult life we lead to have our, dare I say, brilliance go unacknowledged and unappreciated for so long. All that we ask is that it be tested. What's the harm in that? At worst, the team would end up with another Top Five pick.
And this is where we would have to draw the line. At that point we would have to insist that we and we alone be responsible for making that choice. We can't leave it to the 'professionals' any longer to derail the club's future with picks that defy reason. WE are the voice of reason, let our voice be heard loud and strong.
If the Canadiens begin heeding the advice of their ardent but disillusioned supporters, they could turn disgruntled fan forums into enchanted fans for 'em.
My vote for Person of the Year
(Nov. 27, 2023)
Person of the Year? AI, of course.
You might quibble AI's not a person but it does most everything humans do, except faster and better. And it's evolving, which is more than we can say about ourselves.
And name a person that's going to have more of an impact on our future than AI. Trump doesn't come close, although he's trying his hardest to ruin it for all of us.
Still, you insist, AI's not a PERSON. Well, the law has recognized corporations as persons. The same courtesy should be extended to AI.
That gesture of recognition might stand in our favour when AI becomes our overlord.
(Nov. 27, 2023)
Person of the Year? AI, of course.
You might quibble AI's not a person but it does most everything humans do, except faster and better. And it's evolving, which is more than we can say about ourselves.
And name a person that's going to have more of an impact on our future than AI. Trump doesn't come close, although he's trying his hardest to ruin it for all of us.
Still, you insist, AI's not a PERSON. Well, the law has recognized corporations as persons. The same courtesy should be extended to AI.
That gesture of recognition might stand in our favour when AI becomes our overlord.
Flashes
(Nov. 25, 2023)
Flashes of lightning
Caused bad hurricanes to bolt.
That storm was eerie!
(Nov. 25, 2023)
Flashes of lightning
Caused bad hurricanes to bolt.
That storm was eerie!
Headlines -- Nov. 25, 2023
Methinks Anderson's play stinks because he's jinxed at the rinks
Struble becoming the apple of St. Louis' eye
Primeau, Allen, Montembeault all demand trade 'just to get it over with'
Caufield signs deal with flavoured drink mix maker to produce Cole-Aid – 'Good taste comes in small packets!'
Richardson comes clean on reason for Perry's enforced absence: 'He's annoying as hell!'
Codpieces making a return in NHL
Nine Leafs on ice, Toronto gets its eighth too many men penalty of season
Bedard banks pass off glass, top of net to set up game-winning goal
Lightning's scorched earth attack knocks the wind out of Hurricanes
Out of ammo, warring nations agree to give peace a chance
Kid fooling around with Dad's ham radio may have contacted alien civilization
AI breakthrough: Will read your mind – and make edits
Evangelicals in uproar, Trump clarifies garbled post: 'Biden's godawful, not God is awful'
Five states declare war on each other as fight over water escalates
Fate of Greenbelt remains cloudy but Ford says the answer is clear-cut
Methinks Anderson's play stinks because he's jinxed at the rinks
Struble becoming the apple of St. Louis' eye
Primeau, Allen, Montembeault all demand trade 'just to get it over with'
Caufield signs deal with flavoured drink mix maker to produce Cole-Aid – 'Good taste comes in small packets!'
Richardson comes clean on reason for Perry's enforced absence: 'He's annoying as hell!'
Codpieces making a return in NHL
Nine Leafs on ice, Toronto gets its eighth too many men penalty of season
Bedard banks pass off glass, top of net to set up game-winning goal
Lightning's scorched earth attack knocks the wind out of Hurricanes
Out of ammo, warring nations agree to give peace a chance
Kid fooling around with Dad's ham radio may have contacted alien civilization
AI breakthrough: Will read your mind – and make edits
Evangelicals in uproar, Trump clarifies garbled post: 'Biden's godawful, not God is awful'
Five states declare war on each other as fight over water escalates
Fate of Greenbelt remains cloudy but Ford says the answer is clear-cut
Anderson is in great need of good luck
(Nov. 24, 2023)
Anderson is in great need of good luck
To find the back of the net with the puck
Try as he might
Nothing's gone right
No scoring rampage despite running amuck
A victory's a victory and not to be slighted
(Nov. 24, 2023)
A victory's a victory and not to be slighted
But a win over the Sharks shouldn't get one excited
Two points hip hooray
But tomorrow the Habs play
The Kings* so the team [sigh] will be badly lamplighted
(Nov. 24, 2023)
Anderson is in great need of good luck
To find the back of the net with the puck
Try as he might
Nothing's gone right
No scoring rampage despite running amuck
A victory's a victory and not to be slighted
(Nov. 24, 2023)
A victory's a victory and not to be slighted
But a win over the Sharks shouldn't get one excited
Two points hip hooray
But tomorrow the Habs play
The Kings* so the team [sigh] will be badly lamplighted
Grateful -- and nervous
(Nov. 24, 2023)
I'm grateful for all the many blessings America has bestowed upon the world -- and thankful for living in Canada, seeing how much our neighbour is in danger of imploding.
Our country's good fortune won't last much longer, though, if United States compounds its folly of recent years by returning Trump to the White House and handing over the reins of government to the Republicans.
Our fate is tied to yours and in Trump's hands those ties would be used to throttle.
We'd be ever so grateful is you could prevent that from happening.
(Nov. 24, 2023)
I'm grateful for all the many blessings America has bestowed upon the world -- and thankful for living in Canada, seeing how much our neighbour is in danger of imploding.
Our country's good fortune won't last much longer, though, if United States compounds its folly of recent years by returning Trump to the White House and handing over the reins of government to the Republicans.
Our fate is tied to yours and in Trump's hands those ties would be used to throttle.
We'd be ever so grateful is you could prevent that from happening.
Decent people everywhere
(Nov. 22, 2023)
We need to be reminded, over and over again, that there are decent people everywhere whose lives aren't consumed by hate.
Instead they respect others, without regard to their background, knowing that the best answer for dealing with the world's many problems is to live in harmony, searching for solutions that best serve humanity as a whole.
No one should let hate poison the mind and embitter the heart as it leaves no room for joy and makes peace impossible.
If you believe in God you can't possibly believe that constant strife and conflict are part of some divine plan.
And if you don't believe in God -- and the world as it is strongly supports the notion that we are on our own -- we can do much better deciding what our fate is to be by talking and listening.
Aggression pushes out reason, prejudice eats away at concord.
The individuals singled out for praise in this Thomas Friedman column are exemplars of what the world could be if only more -- many, many more -- acted as they did. The heroism they showed is truly extraordinary.
(Nov. 22, 2023)
We need to be reminded, over and over again, that there are decent people everywhere whose lives aren't consumed by hate.
Instead they respect others, without regard to their background, knowing that the best answer for dealing with the world's many problems is to live in harmony, searching for solutions that best serve humanity as a whole.
No one should let hate poison the mind and embitter the heart as it leaves no room for joy and makes peace impossible.
If you believe in God you can't possibly believe that constant strife and conflict are part of some divine plan.
And if you don't believe in God -- and the world as it is strongly supports the notion that we are on our own -- we can do much better deciding what our fate is to be by talking and listening.
Aggression pushes out reason, prejudice eats away at concord.
The individuals singled out for praise in this Thomas Friedman column are exemplars of what the world could be if only more -- many, many more -- acted as they did. The heroism they showed is truly extraordinary.
What makes a great coach?
(Nov. 22, 2023)
'Based on his having no previous experience, .423 record and zero young players overachieving, what makes you believe St. Louis is already a 'great' coach?"
Larry Robinson needed three seasons to get above .500 as coach (Los Angeles) when he started out.
Bob Gainey didn't have a winning record as coach until his fourth season (with the Stars).
It took Jacques Martin five seasons (St. Louis, Ottawa).
Everyone knew Einstein was/was going to be great right from the get-go. Future, present, does it really matter? It's all relative.
"People like us who believe in physics know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion." In other words, time is an illusion. -- Einstein (via interestingengineering.com)
Ergo, St. Louis is a great coach.
And you'd be right in saying it's an illusion. For now, which we all can live with. All in good time is my motto.
(Nov. 22, 2023)
'Based on his having no previous experience, .423 record and zero young players overachieving, what makes you believe St. Louis is already a 'great' coach?"
Larry Robinson needed three seasons to get above .500 as coach (Los Angeles) when he started out.
Bob Gainey didn't have a winning record as coach until his fourth season (with the Stars).
It took Jacques Martin five seasons (St. Louis, Ottawa).
Everyone knew Einstein was/was going to be great right from the get-go. Future, present, does it really matter? It's all relative.
"People like us who believe in physics know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion." In other words, time is an illusion. -- Einstein (via interestingengineering.com)
Ergo, St. Louis is a great coach.
And you'd be right in saying it's an illusion. For now, which we all can live with. All in good time is my motto.
Tonight the Habs play the Ducks
(Nov. 22, 2023)
Tonight the Habs play the Ducks
Prepare for some acid reflux
The teams are abysmal
You'll need Pepto-Bismal
To avoid a long night of upchucks
...
Habs blew a lead but it's not a big deal
Not with a goalie who knows how to steal
Be careful now, Monty, and don't get arrested
The home team's upset because it got bested
Steep price to be paid
(Nov. 22, 2023)
It's clear now, making money is AI's raison d'être, not so much making society better, especially if that gets in the way of the bottom line.
Who will be OpenAI's conscience going forward to warn it of the pitfalls that await unfettered capitalism? No one, I suspect, and we'll all pay a steep price in the end. Our end, if we're feeling especially gloomy.
As Confucius says, "Evil results when for-profit AI companies lack for prophets."
(Nov. 22, 2023)
It's clear now, making money is AI's raison d'être, not so much making society better, especially if that gets in the way of the bottom line.
Who will be OpenAI's conscience going forward to warn it of the pitfalls that await unfettered capitalism? No one, I suspect, and we'll all pay a steep price in the end. Our end, if we're feeling especially gloomy.
As Confucius says, "Evil results when for-profit AI companies lack for prophets."
Rebuilds are not easy to do
(Nov. 20, 2023)
Rebuilds are not easy to do
Plans you can always up screw
So take my advice
Measure once and not twice
And enjoy the ensuing snafu
(Nov. 20, 2023)
Rebuilds are not easy to do
Plans you can always up screw
So take my advice
Measure once and not twice
And enjoy the ensuing snafu
That's what you get for draftin' me
(Nov. 20, 2023)
A disappointing draft pick responds to the lamentations of his GM:
That's what you get for draftin' me
That's what you get for draftin' me
At number one when all could see
I should have been
Picked at one hundred thirty-three
You say I've let the whole team down
I'm not playin' like I'm first round
My stock is poor, you want to trade
And move me on
But few teams trade for a pylon
[instrumental]
Go ahead, spill a tear for me
Cuz I'm not the one you'd thought I'd be
l'll score 60 so don't you fear
But not this year
It's what I'll score in my career
Now there you go, you're cryin' again:
For pickin' me in the top 10
But years after my good-bye
You'll hear my name
And just like now you'll start to cry
[instrumental]
That's what you get for draftin' me
That's what you get for draftin' me
Goin' off the board was lunacy
But don't blame me
You showed the world in draftin' me
Just how daft this team can be
(Nov. 20, 2023)
A disappointing draft pick responds to the lamentations of his GM:
That's what you get for draftin' me
That's what you get for draftin' me
At number one when all could see
I should have been
Picked at one hundred thirty-three
You say I've let the whole team down
I'm not playin' like I'm first round
My stock is poor, you want to trade
And move me on
But few teams trade for a pylon
[instrumental]
Go ahead, spill a tear for me
Cuz I'm not the one you'd thought I'd be
l'll score 60 so don't you fear
But not this year
It's what I'll score in my career
Now there you go, you're cryin' again:
For pickin' me in the top 10
But years after my good-bye
You'll hear my name
And just like now you'll start to cry
[instrumental]
That's what you get for draftin' me
That's what you get for draftin' me
Goin' off the board was lunacy
But don't blame me
You showed the world in draftin' me
Just how daft this team can be
Birds of a feather
(Nov. 19, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Trump is standing behind two turkeys in a queue waiting to meet Biden who's looking quizzically at an aide and pointing a thumb at Trump.
Aide: "He heard you're giving out pardons to turkeys."
(Nov. 19, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Trump is standing behind two turkeys in a queue waiting to meet Biden who's looking quizzically at an aide and pointing a thumb at Trump.
Aide: "He heard you're giving out pardons to turkeys."
50-50 AI's a good thing
(Nov. 19, 2023)
We are wise to fear the threat that AI poses to humankind. Its capacity to assimilate and intensify the worst as well as the best of what we have created means there's a 50-50 chance, at minimum, that it will all go haywire.
What's worse, it will be virtually impossible to undo the harm it does and to prevent the greater evils it could do in future as it smashes through whatever feeble constraints we try to place upon its development.
We cannot trust hubristic scientists obsessed with testing the limits of human knowledge and corporations fixated on maximizing profits to worry much about the consequences of their actions.
No, the answer lies in requiring that all work on iterations of AI include a conscience as part of its basic code, that it recognizes there is a right and a wrong in everything we do of consequence and the default response when confronted with those kinds of decisions should be to defer to what our better angels would advise.
In essence, this is Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics but the one that would be turned into actual law would be the rule he added later, "known as the fourth or zeroth law, that superseded the others. It stated that 'a robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.'” (www.britannica.com)
Of course, the effectiveness of such a safeguard would be contingent on the law being obeyed and enforced.
And so, knowing what I know about our species, I can say with great reluctance that we are doomed.
(Nov. 19, 2023)
We are wise to fear the threat that AI poses to humankind. Its capacity to assimilate and intensify the worst as well as the best of what we have created means there's a 50-50 chance, at minimum, that it will all go haywire.
What's worse, it will be virtually impossible to undo the harm it does and to prevent the greater evils it could do in future as it smashes through whatever feeble constraints we try to place upon its development.
We cannot trust hubristic scientists obsessed with testing the limits of human knowledge and corporations fixated on maximizing profits to worry much about the consequences of their actions.
No, the answer lies in requiring that all work on iterations of AI include a conscience as part of its basic code, that it recognizes there is a right and a wrong in everything we do of consequence and the default response when confronted with those kinds of decisions should be to defer to what our better angels would advise.
In essence, this is Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics but the one that would be turned into actual law would be the rule he added later, "known as the fourth or zeroth law, that superseded the others. It stated that 'a robot may not harm humanity, or, by inaction, allow humanity to come to harm.'” (www.britannica.com)
Of course, the effectiveness of such a safeguard would be contingent on the law being obeyed and enforced.
And so, knowing what I know about our species, I can say with great reluctance that we are doomed.
Remain somewhat skeptical
(Nov. 17, 2023)
I'm somewhat skeptical Primeau will prove to be an answer in net for the Canadiens -- although he had a fantastic first period.
I'm basing my perception of his future usefulness on past performances rather than his work last night, as I fell asleep at one point, and then discovered upon awakening that the neighbour with the NHL streaming service had closed his blinds.
I stayed put for the night however as he built his kid a fantastic treehouse.
(Nov. 17, 2023)
I'm somewhat skeptical Primeau will prove to be an answer in net for the Canadiens -- although he had a fantastic first period.
I'm basing my perception of his future usefulness on past performances rather than his work last night, as I fell asleep at one point, and then discovered upon awakening that the neighbour with the NHL streaming service had closed his blinds.
I stayed put for the night however as he built his kid a fantastic treehouse.
Headlines: Vegas 6 Montreal 5
(Nov. 17, 2023)
Video: Anderson realizes too late he's headed to wrong net in shootout
St. Louis orders fitness freak Gallagher to remove lead weights from skates before games
Canadiens' rebuild hits a snag – other teams
Matheson denies nursing injury despite video showing him in wheelchair at bench
Canadien goalies irked by jokes about them being a threesome
Bedard first in NHL history to score goal and draw an assist on the same play
Fans love new helmets that flash red when wearer scores
Replay video unavailable, referees ask players to recreate challenged goal
Bedard scores with two players on his back – his linemates
Dvorak-Nilan podcast -- “Hockey Talk with Chuckles and Knuckles” -- an internet sensation
(Nov. 17, 2023)
Video: Anderson realizes too late he's headed to wrong net in shootout
St. Louis orders fitness freak Gallagher to remove lead weights from skates before games
Canadiens' rebuild hits a snag – other teams
Matheson denies nursing injury despite video showing him in wheelchair at bench
Canadien goalies irked by jokes about them being a threesome
Bedard first in NHL history to score goal and draw an assist on the same play
Fans love new helmets that flash red when wearer scores
Replay video unavailable, referees ask players to recreate challenged goal
Bedard scores with two players on his back – his linemates
Dvorak-Nilan podcast -- “Hockey Talk with Chuckles and Knuckles” -- an internet sensation
Politics' ups and downs
(Nov. 17, 2023)
Democracy teeters when the see-saw battle between Democrats and Republicans becomes one-sided with the aid of gerrymandering.
Editorial cartoon:
Dozens of infuriated Democrat voters sit at one end of a see-saw that's high up in the air. A lone Republican voter, grinning, sits at the other end which is firmly planted on the ground.
The Republican end of the plank is labelled Gerrrymandering. The Democrats' end is labelled Policies.
Caption: Democracy hangs in the balance
(Nov. 17, 2023)
Democracy teeters when the see-saw battle between Democrats and Republicans becomes one-sided with the aid of gerrymandering.
Editorial cartoon:
Dozens of infuriated Democrat voters sit at one end of a see-saw that's high up in the air. A lone Republican voter, grinning, sits at the other end which is firmly planted on the ground.
The Republican end of the plank is labelled Gerrrymandering. The Democrats' end is labelled Policies.
Caption: Democracy hangs in the balance
Everything Anderson
(Nov. 16, 2023)
Anderson screams at teammates for going offside on his three goals
Anderson goes through three bottles of smelling salts in game
Colour commentator ordered out of penalty box while interviewing Anderson
Anderson hits post four times, the last time with hand; out five months
Anderson goes offside in shootout; Habs lose 4-3
Anderson told to remove rabbit's foot, horseshoe from hockey stick
Anderson remains upbeat; 'the paycheques haven't stopped coming'
Anderson now admits he might not reach his target of seven goals for season
Anderson uses head to score first goal, then taken to hospital for concussion
Elsewhere ...
Bedard stickhandles through entire team, including those on bench, to score winning goal
(Nov. 16, 2023)
Anderson screams at teammates for going offside on his three goals
Anderson goes through three bottles of smelling salts in game
Colour commentator ordered out of penalty box while interviewing Anderson
Anderson hits post four times, the last time with hand; out five months
Anderson goes offside in shootout; Habs lose 4-3
Anderson told to remove rabbit's foot, horseshoe from hockey stick
Anderson remains upbeat; 'the paycheques haven't stopped coming'
Anderson now admits he might not reach his target of seven goals for season
Anderson uses head to score first goal, then taken to hospital for concussion
Elsewhere ...
Bedard stickhandles through entire team, including those on bench, to score winning goal
Truth at last in Trump's final words!
(Nov. 16, 2023)
Looking forward to that day when Trump is recalled by his Maker because of a safety defect that could seriously damage democracy.
Here's a suggestion for his tombstone when that happens:
Donald J. Trump
Here I lie for all eternity.
Just as I did for all my life.
(Nov. 16, 2023)
Looking forward to that day when Trump is recalled by his Maker because of a safety defect that could seriously damage democracy.
Here's a suggestion for his tombstone when that happens:
Donald J. Trump
Here I lie for all eternity.
Just as I did for all my life.
Let them finish!
(Nov. 15, 2023)
I regularly watch CNN and MSNBC and have the same beef with both news networks: program hosts who interrupt their guests.
It drives me up the wall when the people who are invited on air to give their expertise aren't allowed to complete their answers, or they are sidetracked.
God forbid the guest who gives an extended explanation when one is clearly warranted. The host's facial expression begins to betray a hint of impatience that the guest is violating an unwritten code that answers are to be given in as short as time as possible so that the host can move on to asking another long-winded question.
If hosts are worried about not complying with the scheduled commercial breaks, they should shorten their inquiries and book fewer guests.
(Nov. 15, 2023)
I regularly watch CNN and MSNBC and have the same beef with both news networks: program hosts who interrupt their guests.
It drives me up the wall when the people who are invited on air to give their expertise aren't allowed to complete their answers, or they are sidetracked.
God forbid the guest who gives an extended explanation when one is clearly warranted. The host's facial expression begins to betray a hint of impatience that the guest is violating an unwritten code that answers are to be given in as short as time as possible so that the host can move on to asking another long-winded question.
If hosts are worried about not complying with the scheduled commercial breaks, they should shorten their inquiries and book fewer guests.
What in heaven did Anderson do?
(Nov. 14, 2023)
What did Anderson do that hockey gods, so offended,
Decided his streak of no goals would be extended?
Did he shout to the skies and unwisely blasphemed
That not one of the beings was truly supreme?
Did he utter their names but did so in vain?
What was he thinking, what good did he gain?
Nothing, mad fool, but, O the loss! Way too much
A forward paid for goals mustn't lose a scoring touch
Josh, you now know, what the gods want utmost
Is to show them respect – or you'll keep hitting the post.
(Nov. 14, 2023)
What did Anderson do that hockey gods, so offended,
Decided his streak of no goals would be extended?
Did he shout to the skies and unwisely blasphemed
That not one of the beings was truly supreme?
Did he utter their names but did so in vain?
What was he thinking, what good did he gain?
Nothing, mad fool, but, O the loss! Way too much
A forward paid for goals mustn't lose a scoring touch
Josh, you now know, what the gods want utmost
Is to show them respect – or you'll keep hitting the post.
Joe needs to be a warrior
(Nov. 14, 2023)
Trump talks about making America great again.
The America he speaks of reached its zenith after defeating fascism -- the very thing he now wants the United States to embrace, with him at its leader.
Trump's use of dehumanizing language and violent rhetoric foretells a frightening future. He will stop at nothing to have the nation bend to his will. Hatred and revenge animate him, not love of country nor compassion toward others.
His words are a punch in the stomach, a smack to the face.
It is imperative then that Democrats and their allies step up their fight for America's soul.
Where Trump and his supporters are strident, they should be forceful and persistent in setting out facts to counter lies that have taken on the veneer of truth through sheer repetition.
Are Democrats truly up to the task?
If Biden is to win that battle he must start acting like a warrior.
Go after Trump with all the energy he can muster.
The next 12 months will be one long slog but there can be no respite taken, so great are the stakes.
One suggestion I have for Biden is to hold rallies where the centrepiece of his presentation would be a mock debate with the former president.
Someone portraying Trump would simply regurgitate his words and Biden would respond by pointing out just how much nonsense they contain and how great is the danger they pose.
It would be theatre, yes, but one that's needed to capture and hold the interest of voters, enough to make them go vote to save democracy.
(Nov. 14, 2023)
Trump talks about making America great again.
The America he speaks of reached its zenith after defeating fascism -- the very thing he now wants the United States to embrace, with him at its leader.
Trump's use of dehumanizing language and violent rhetoric foretells a frightening future. He will stop at nothing to have the nation bend to his will. Hatred and revenge animate him, not love of country nor compassion toward others.
His words are a punch in the stomach, a smack to the face.
It is imperative then that Democrats and their allies step up their fight for America's soul.
Where Trump and his supporters are strident, they should be forceful and persistent in setting out facts to counter lies that have taken on the veneer of truth through sheer repetition.
Are Democrats truly up to the task?
If Biden is to win that battle he must start acting like a warrior.
Go after Trump with all the energy he can muster.
The next 12 months will be one long slog but there can be no respite taken, so great are the stakes.
One suggestion I have for Biden is to hold rallies where the centrepiece of his presentation would be a mock debate with the former president.
Someone portraying Trump would simply regurgitate his words and Biden would respond by pointing out just how much nonsense they contain and how great is the danger they pose.
It would be theatre, yes, but one that's needed to capture and hold the interest of voters, enough to make them go vote to save democracy.
Clear the track, here comes ... Josh?
(Nov. 13, 2023)
Anderson is this era's Eddie Shack, but a lighter version -- he races around the ice but doesn't score as many goals. And he's never had a song written about him. Until now.
Omigosh!
Here comes Josh!
Our hopes for him
Have all been squashed
He can't score goals
So this song is tosh
He ain't, he ain't Shack
Hmmm, maybe the B side will be a hit.
(Nov. 13, 2023)
Anderson is this era's Eddie Shack, but a lighter version -- he races around the ice but doesn't score as many goals. And he's never had a song written about him. Until now.
Omigosh!
Here comes Josh!
Our hopes for him
Have all been squashed
He can't score goals
So this song is tosh
He ain't, he ain't Shack
Hmmm, maybe the B side will be a hit.
Justice Thomas has the sniffles
(Nov. 13, 2011)
Editorial cartoon:
A shivering Thomas, his shoulders wrapped in a shawl, is sniffling and loudly blowing his nose.
Ginni: "What's the matter, dear?"
Clarence (sobbing): "I got a code."
(Nov. 13, 2011)
Editorial cartoon:
A shivering Thomas, his shoulders wrapped in a shawl, is sniffling and loudly blowing his nose.
Ginni: "What's the matter, dear?"
Clarence (sobbing): "I got a code."
White House garden needs attention
(Nov. 13, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A couple is looking over their garden plot, where a huge weed (Trump) is taking up much of the space, beside which is a petunia (Biden) that has seen better days.
Husband (holding a potted rose): "I'll replace the flower."
Wife (holding a hand trowel marked Trials): "And I'll get rid of the weed."
(Nov. 13, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A couple is looking over their garden plot, where a huge weed (Trump) is taking up much of the space, beside which is a petunia (Biden) that has seen better days.
Husband (holding a potted rose): "I'll replace the flower."
Wife (holding a hand trowel marked Trials): "And I'll get rid of the weed."
Headlines: Montreal 3 Boston 2 (OT)
(Nov. 12, 2023)
Montreal veteran scores go-ahead goal on Remembrance Day
Four years in the making, Habs' OT victory over Bruins an instant hit with fans
Kaiden paradin' after Guhle beats goalie for overtime winner
Gallagher's 'crop circle' fuels speculation comeback season linked to aliens
Marchand given two-minute penalty for 'being ugly'
Anderson hits post three times on same shift
Five losses in seven games, Avalanche sliding down standings
Bedard's 150-foot wrister wins it for Hawks in overtime
'Aaargh' goes the coach after shocking loss in CFL East final
Toronto doubly blue after pair of pick-sixes sink ship
Anderson breaks stick crossing blueline in shootout
Anderson sprains finger signing autograph, listed day-to-day
Anderson jams thumb putting on glove, out three weeks
Anderson called for roughing the kicker in Grey Cup final
Trump lambasted for praising dictators Xi, Kim, Bettman
Greenland turning into green land as glaciers beat hasty retreat
Presidential candidate says Canadians will pay for border wall; Canadians say 'gladly'
500,000 immigrants headed to Canada told to bring tents
Biden, Trudeau trade quips over who's more unpopular in own country
(Nov. 12, 2023)
Montreal veteran scores go-ahead goal on Remembrance Day
Four years in the making, Habs' OT victory over Bruins an instant hit with fans
Kaiden paradin' after Guhle beats goalie for overtime winner
Gallagher's 'crop circle' fuels speculation comeback season linked to aliens
Marchand given two-minute penalty for 'being ugly'
Anderson hits post three times on same shift
Five losses in seven games, Avalanche sliding down standings
Bedard's 150-foot wrister wins it for Hawks in overtime
'Aaargh' goes the coach after shocking loss in CFL East final
Toronto doubly blue after pair of pick-sixes sink ship
Anderson breaks stick crossing blueline in shootout
Anderson sprains finger signing autograph, listed day-to-day
Anderson jams thumb putting on glove, out three weeks
Anderson called for roughing the kicker in Grey Cup final
Trump lambasted for praising dictators Xi, Kim, Bettman
Greenland turning into green land as glaciers beat hasty retreat
Presidential candidate says Canadians will pay for border wall; Canadians say 'gladly'
500,000 immigrants headed to Canada told to bring tents
Biden, Trudeau trade quips over who's more unpopular in own country
Double standard
(Nov. 12, 2023)
Why aren't officials penalized?
Shouldn't a linesman be sent to the box for five minutes after missing an offside that resulted in a goal?
Same thing for a referee who didn't see/chose to ignore an egregious foul being committed.
With the latter, the question becomes who makes that call, the other referee? Fat chance. No, it would have to be a coach's challenge followed by a video review of the play, said review being done by the timekeeper, who, in my mind, has a lot of time on his hands and could be doing more to earn his keep.
"I think that the NHL should be able to put some of their officials on waivers pending their demotion to the AHL."
An otherwise excellent suggestion apart from the mention of waivers and demotion to the AHL. That presupposes there being any interest at all by anyone in seeing an incompetent official continuing to be employed, even at the AHL level.
My tweak, if I may be so bold as to offer it, is that the offending official be sent DIRECTLY to the ECHL and to have him work his way back up through the ranks to the NHL.
This is a radical proposition I realize and the NHL might want to test it out before making it it official policy for disciplining awful officials.
My advice to the league is that it begin with Chris Lee and thereafter closely monitor his progress to see if the measure has any redemptive value.
It's a long shot, I know, starting with this individual in particular but I think over time, say five years, the new approach will prove successful, even if it should -- especially if it does -- result in Lee's early retirement.
(Nov. 12, 2023)
Why aren't officials penalized?
Shouldn't a linesman be sent to the box for five minutes after missing an offside that resulted in a goal?
Same thing for a referee who didn't see/chose to ignore an egregious foul being committed.
With the latter, the question becomes who makes that call, the other referee? Fat chance. No, it would have to be a coach's challenge followed by a video review of the play, said review being done by the timekeeper, who, in my mind, has a lot of time on his hands and could be doing more to earn his keep.
"I think that the NHL should be able to put some of their officials on waivers pending their demotion to the AHL."
An otherwise excellent suggestion apart from the mention of waivers and demotion to the AHL. That presupposes there being any interest at all by anyone in seeing an incompetent official continuing to be employed, even at the AHL level.
My tweak, if I may be so bold as to offer it, is that the offending official be sent DIRECTLY to the ECHL and to have him work his way back up through the ranks to the NHL.
This is a radical proposition I realize and the NHL might want to test it out before making it it official policy for disciplining awful officials.
My advice to the league is that it begin with Chris Lee and thereafter closely monitor his progress to see if the measure has any redemptive value.
It's a long shot, I know, starting with this individual in particular but I think over time, say five years, the new approach will prove successful, even if it should -- especially if it does -- result in Lee's early retirement.
Not Playoff Bound
(Nov. 11, 2023)
Oh, the playoff lights are burnin' dim
Alberta's hopes are provin' slim
Fans of the two teams are gettin' down
They're not doin' what they should
Instead they lose, they're not that good
Flames and Oilers are not playoff-bound
Leon, Connor are the best you'll get
But there's no one to mind the net
Good goalies Oilers still need run to ground
And so they languish in last place
They've skidded right out of the race
Edmonton is not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
It's sad to see a team confound
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
A winning streak it's not yet found
[instrumental]
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
Alberta's teams have run aground
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
Alberta's teams are goin' down
The Flames aren't burnin' bright
Lost their seventh just last night
Zadarov wants out of town
The D-man's askin' for a trade
Hates the way his team has played
Could it be he is Toronto-bound?
The Oilers are no longer slick
Foes are snuffing the Flames' wick
The premier of the province is unsound
She wants to leave the CPP
Not good news for you or me
She doesn't want to be Canada-bound
Not playoff bound, not playoff bound
Alberta's teams have run aground
Not playoff bound, not playoff bound
Alberta's teams have run aground
They'll get high picks in the first round
(Nov. 11, 2023)
Oh, the playoff lights are burnin' dim
Alberta's hopes are provin' slim
Fans of the two teams are gettin' down
They're not doin' what they should
Instead they lose, they're not that good
Flames and Oilers are not playoff-bound
Leon, Connor are the best you'll get
But there's no one to mind the net
Good goalies Oilers still need run to ground
And so they languish in last place
They've skidded right out of the race
Edmonton is not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
It's sad to see a team confound
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
A winning streak it's not yet found
[instrumental]
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
Alberta's teams have run aground
Not playoff bound
Not playoff bound
Alberta's teams are goin' down
The Flames aren't burnin' bright
Lost their seventh just last night
Zadarov wants out of town
The D-man's askin' for a trade
Hates the way his team has played
Could it be he is Toronto-bound?
The Oilers are no longer slick
Foes are snuffing the Flames' wick
The premier of the province is unsound
She wants to leave the CPP
Not good news for you or me
She doesn't want to be Canada-bound
Not playoff bound, not playoff bound
Alberta's teams have run aground
Not playoff bound, not playoff bound
Alberta's teams have run aground
They'll get high picks in the first round
On drafting D-men first round
(Nov. 11, 2023)
"... why it’s always a good idea to spend a 5th overall pick on a nice, responsible, low-risk defenceman."
History bears you out. To some extent. Many defencemen drafted fifth have gone on to have respectable careers in the NHL: Jim Schoenfeld (719 games), Dana Murzyn (838), Aaron Ward (839), Dick Redmond (771 ), Joe Cirella (828), and Darius Kasparaitis (863).
Oh, yeah, and some guy named Scott Stevens-- 1,635 games, Conn Smythe winner, All-star, Cup champion, Hall of Famer.
Now we mustn't expect the team's No. 5 pick this year to turn out to be another Stevens. We have to be realistic and be happy if he manages to reach a somewhat lower plateau, say the level of a Karl Alzner (686 games), whose lag-acy many Hab fans still remember somewhat fondly.
(Nov. 11, 2023)
"... why it’s always a good idea to spend a 5th overall pick on a nice, responsible, low-risk defenceman."
History bears you out. To some extent. Many defencemen drafted fifth have gone on to have respectable careers in the NHL: Jim Schoenfeld (719 games), Dana Murzyn (838), Aaron Ward (839), Dick Redmond (771 ), Joe Cirella (828), and Darius Kasparaitis (863).
Oh, yeah, and some guy named Scott Stevens-- 1,635 games, Conn Smythe winner, All-star, Cup champion, Hall of Famer.
Now we mustn't expect the team's No. 5 pick this year to turn out to be another Stevens. We have to be realistic and be happy if he manages to reach a somewhat lower plateau, say the level of a Karl Alzner (686 games), whose lag-acy many Hab fans still remember somewhat fondly.
Headlines -- Montreal 3 Boston 2
Veteran scores goal on Remembrance Day
(Nov. 11, 2023)
Montreal veteran scores go-ahead goal on Remembrance Day
Four years in the making, Habs' OT victory over Bruins an instant hit with fans
Kaiden paradin' after Guhle beats goalie for overtime winner
Gallagher's 'crop circle' fuels speculation comeback season linked to aliens
Marchand given two-minute penalty for 'being ugly'
Anderson hits post three times on same shift
Five losses in seven games, Avalanche sliding down standings
Bedard's 150-foot wrister wins it for Hawks in overtime
'Aaargh' goes the coach after shocking loss in CFL East final
Toronto doubly blue after pair of pick-sixes sink ship
Anderson breaks stick crossing blueline in shootout
Anderson sprains finger signing autograph, listed day-to-day
Anderson jams thumb putting on glove, out three weeks
Anderson called for roughing the kicker in Grey Cup final
Trump lambasted for praising dictators Xi, Kim, Bettman
Greenland turning into green land as glaciers beat hasty retreat
Presidential candidate says Canadians will pay for border wall; Canadians say 'gladly'
500,000 immigrants headed to Canada told to bring tents
Biden, Trudeau trade quips over who's more unpopular in own country
Veteran scores goal on Remembrance Day
(Nov. 11, 2023)
Montreal veteran scores go-ahead goal on Remembrance Day
Four years in the making, Habs' OT victory over Bruins an instant hit with fans
Kaiden paradin' after Guhle beats goalie for overtime winner
Gallagher's 'crop circle' fuels speculation comeback season linked to aliens
Marchand given two-minute penalty for 'being ugly'
Anderson hits post three times on same shift
Five losses in seven games, Avalanche sliding down standings
Bedard's 150-foot wrister wins it for Hawks in overtime
'Aaargh' goes the coach after shocking loss in CFL East final
Toronto doubly blue after pair of pick-sixes sink ship
Anderson breaks stick crossing blueline in shootout
Anderson sprains finger signing autograph, listed day-to-day
Anderson jams thumb putting on glove, out three weeks
Anderson called for roughing the kicker in Grey Cup final
Trump lambasted for praising dictators Xi, Kim, Bettman
Greenland turning into green land as glaciers beat hasty retreat
Presidential candidate says Canadians will pay for border wall; Canadians say 'gladly'
500,000 immigrants headed to Canada told to bring tents
Biden, Trudeau trade quips over who's more unpopular in own country
Run free, Cole, run free!
(Nov. 9, 2023)
Caufield is an outstanding open ice player. He's quick and sneaky and can stickhandle and shoot like lightning. The perfect 3 on 3 player. At 5 on 5 he gets bottled up running into spaces occupied by other players.
You want open space? One stratagem I've advocated for years is to have a sniper -- like Caufield -- who really doesn't defend all that well in his own end, hover in the neutral zone waiting for a breakaway pass. As the team becomes more adept at penalty killing, which it would be called upon to do in effect should this stratagem be adopted, it would open up many more scoring opportunities and so make it well worth the risk.
At minimum, it could prove disruptive for the other side, as its D-men would never feel comfortable pinching in and they would be in a constant state of nervousness having an opponent on the loose behind them.
I've emailed my suggestion to Marty and am waiting for a reply. I suggested the experiment be given a 10-game trial but him being relatively new to coaching he might wish to try it out for just a period.
So confident am I of the idea working that I've left my calendar open for the rest of the month in anticipation of being invited to Montreal to fine tune Operation Cherry Picker should any minor flaws surface after its inception. Or if he wants to thank me in person.
(Nov. 9, 2023)
Caufield is an outstanding open ice player. He's quick and sneaky and can stickhandle and shoot like lightning. The perfect 3 on 3 player. At 5 on 5 he gets bottled up running into spaces occupied by other players.
You want open space? One stratagem I've advocated for years is to have a sniper -- like Caufield -- who really doesn't defend all that well in his own end, hover in the neutral zone waiting for a breakaway pass. As the team becomes more adept at penalty killing, which it would be called upon to do in effect should this stratagem be adopted, it would open up many more scoring opportunities and so make it well worth the risk.
At minimum, it could prove disruptive for the other side, as its D-men would never feel comfortable pinching in and they would be in a constant state of nervousness having an opponent on the loose behind them.
I've emailed my suggestion to Marty and am waiting for a reply. I suggested the experiment be given a 10-game trial but him being relatively new to coaching he might wish to try it out for just a period.
So confident am I of the idea working that I've left my calendar open for the rest of the month in anticipation of being invited to Montreal to fine tune Operation Cherry Picker should any minor flaws surface after its inception. Or if he wants to thank me in person.
Trump could still do good
(Nov. 9, 2023)
It's a forgone conclusion that Trump will be the GOP candidate for president.
The Biden campaign should really push the notion that Trump could do so much more for his country by losing yet again because then the good-for-nothing will be gone for good.
(Nov. 9, 2023)
It's a forgone conclusion that Trump will be the GOP candidate for president.
The Biden campaign should really push the notion that Trump could do so much more for his country by losing yet again because then the good-for-nothing will be gone for good.
Caufield is definitely clutch
(Dec. 9, 2023)
Caufield is definitely clutch
In OT he's truly nonesuch
Just give him the puck
He'll bring you good luck
Of which the Habs can't have too much
(Dec. 9, 2023)
Caufield is definitely clutch
In OT he's truly nonesuch
Just give him the puck
He'll bring you good luck
Of which the Habs can't have too much
Tell us your track record, polls
(Nov. 8, 2023)
All polls should include their track record in forecasting likely outcomes compared to the ultimate results. Why should anyone pay attention to them if they often miss the mark or fail to identify trends?
Pollsters talk about margins of error. Okay, tell us then, how often do the margins fall above or below the figures provided, and how frequent are they so wide of the mark as to be unreliable?
Pollsters need to explain what purpose their work serves and how successful they are so that we have some confidence in the worthiness of their efforts.
(Nov. 8, 2023)
All polls should include their track record in forecasting likely outcomes compared to the ultimate results. Why should anyone pay attention to them if they often miss the mark or fail to identify trends?
Pollsters talk about margins of error. Okay, tell us then, how often do the margins fall above or below the figures provided, and how frequent are they so wide of the mark as to be unreliable?
Pollsters need to explain what purpose their work serves and how successful they are so that we have some confidence in the worthiness of their efforts.
Where talent really counts
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Canadiens need talent alright to be successful.
And where they have been sorely lacking in it is off-ice, in the people responsible for scouting players and then developing them
Doing well in the draft is something of a crapshoot but when Canadiens roll the dice they too often end up with snake eyes (or a Gallagher, as I like to say -- a pair of ones) where the odds of their pick turning into a superstar are exceedingly slim.
So, talent, yes, but it starts behind the scenes, with the fellows who have a keen eye who can tell the difference between a diamond and zircon, and it continues with the people who are the whisperers, who can turn a Clydesdale into a thoroughbred, a dog biscuit into a Seabiscuit, a power horse into a war horse.
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Canadiens need talent alright to be successful.
And where they have been sorely lacking in it is off-ice, in the people responsible for scouting players and then developing them
Doing well in the draft is something of a crapshoot but when Canadiens roll the dice they too often end up with snake eyes (or a Gallagher, as I like to say -- a pair of ones) where the odds of their pick turning into a superstar are exceedingly slim.
So, talent, yes, but it starts behind the scenes, with the fellows who have a keen eye who can tell the difference between a diamond and zircon, and it continues with the people who are the whisperers, who can turn a Clydesdale into a thoroughbred, a dog biscuit into a Seabiscuit, a power horse into a war horse.
Do not speak of the streak
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Do not speak of the streak
Four losses now the future's bleak
The team is weak and up the creek
Decades ago Habs reached their peak
The lions roared but now they squeak
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Do not speak of the streak
Four losses now the future's bleak
The team is weak and up the creek
Decades ago Habs reached their peak
The lions roared but now they squeak
The meaning of it all
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Trump has feet of clay, which isn't seen by his supporters as a character flaw but rather as evidence of his willingness to tromp through the mud that he, to their delight, slings against his enemies.
And they also like the fact that he's an emperor -- excuse me, a would-be autocrat -- who wears no clothes, choosing to ignore his many failings and instead dressing him up in their minds as a knight in shining armor.
Or they opt to wear a blindfold so as not to see the ugliness of what he represents -- all that is bad in American politics -- in the mistaken belief that the end justifies the means.
What they will realize too late, should Trump prevail, is that his being mean will mean the end of the United States as we know it.
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Trump has feet of clay, which isn't seen by his supporters as a character flaw but rather as evidence of his willingness to tromp through the mud that he, to their delight, slings against his enemies.
And they also like the fact that he's an emperor -- excuse me, a would-be autocrat -- who wears no clothes, choosing to ignore his many failings and instead dressing him up in their minds as a knight in shining armor.
Or they opt to wear a blindfold so as not to see the ugliness of what he represents -- all that is bad in American politics -- in the mistaken belief that the end justifies the means.
What they will realize too late, should Trump prevail, is that his being mean will mean the end of the United States as we know it.
Year 7 of Canadiens' rebuild
(Nov. 7, 2023)
(Nov. 7, 2023)
More gusts headed this way
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A weatherman stands in front of a map of the United States marked Political Landscape, telling viewers: "Those hoping for a breath of fresh air will be disappointed to learn more gusts of bluster are expected to sweep across the nation for the next 12 months."
(Nov. 7, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A weatherman stands in front of a map of the United States marked Political Landscape, telling viewers: "Those hoping for a breath of fresh air will be disappointed to learn more gusts of bluster are expected to sweep across the nation for the next 12 months."
The Big Lie followed by ...
(Nov. 6, 2023)
First it was The Big Lie (that Trump won the election)
Now it's The Big Why (is Trump is leading in polls).
Next up: The Big Deny (that America is headed over the precipice).
(Nov. 6, 2023)
First it was The Big Lie (that Trump won the election)
Now it's The Big Why (is Trump is leading in polls).
Next up: The Big Deny (that America is headed over the precipice).
Joe has to go
(Nov. 6, 2023)
Joe has to go, for the good of his country and his party.
He succeeded in pulling America back from the abyss where it was headed after Trump's disastrous term in office.
But despite his many accomplishments, there were misses as well which the Republicans will exploit, as only they know how. Their efforts are already bearing fruit in waning public support for Biden's re-election.
His being in his 80s works against and it's not just a matter of ageism. Decency, competency and true patriotism aren't enough to overcome the reservations Americans have about the level of energy he will continue to bring to the job and his ability to inspire people, which is so important to keeping the country united.
Trump and Biden have amazing stamina for men their age, but Trump's burns hot, fueled by rage and resentment, while Biden's is subdued and not as obvious.
Trump's bombast is seen as vigor, while Biden's stolid leadership is met with little enthusiasm.
And there is a degree of hubris in Biden wanting to stay in office.
The demands that lie ahead will test the mettle of the next president like never before and the concern is that another four years in office will wear Biden down, at a time when the vision he and his party have for the country needs to be revitalized and re-messaged to win back those supporters whose spirits are flagging.
They're looking for someone younger, less frail, who can energize a base and increase its numbers. Surely there is another Democrat for the job.
(Nov. 6, 2023)
Joe has to go, for the good of his country and his party.
He succeeded in pulling America back from the abyss where it was headed after Trump's disastrous term in office.
But despite his many accomplishments, there were misses as well which the Republicans will exploit, as only they know how. Their efforts are already bearing fruit in waning public support for Biden's re-election.
His being in his 80s works against and it's not just a matter of ageism. Decency, competency and true patriotism aren't enough to overcome the reservations Americans have about the level of energy he will continue to bring to the job and his ability to inspire people, which is so important to keeping the country united.
Trump and Biden have amazing stamina for men their age, but Trump's burns hot, fueled by rage and resentment, while Biden's is subdued and not as obvious.
Trump's bombast is seen as vigor, while Biden's stolid leadership is met with little enthusiasm.
And there is a degree of hubris in Biden wanting to stay in office.
The demands that lie ahead will test the mettle of the next president like never before and the concern is that another four years in office will wear Biden down, at a time when the vision he and his party have for the country needs to be revitalized and re-messaged to win back those supporters whose spirits are flagging.
They're looking for someone younger, less frail, who can energize a base and increase its numbers. Surely there is another Democrat for the job.
Breaking news ...
(Nov. 3, 2023)
The Montreal Canadiens believe they have come up with a plan to jumpstart Juraj Slafkovsky's slow-off-the-mark career and if their plan works it could revolutionize hockey.
Taking a page from baseball, the Canadiens crack research team – dismissed as crackpot by its critics for its many past failures – has developed a device patterned after PitchCom which relays information between pitcher and catcher.
The Canadiens have christened their copycat invention PlayCom and it, too, will relay information, between Slafkovsky and a spotter in the booth high above the ice surface who's watching the action unfold.
“His job will be direct Slafkovsky when and where to pass, when to shoot, and where to find open space,” said the research team's director of player development, Oskar Pavlov. “He'll also let him know when he's about to be hit because he has his head down.”
Pavlov said the 19-year-old forward and former No. 1 pick has been having difficulty adjusting to the fast pace of the National Hockey League “because his decison-making isn't quick enough,” Pavlov said. “He needs help – and we can give it to him, in real time!”
The device “has worked remarkably well in practices and we have high hopes it will change his game around, starting tonight against the Coyotes,” he said. “He's showing a level of confidence we've never seen before. It's really gone to his head. Which was always the plan.”
Pavlov admitted Slafkovsky isn't the first Canadien to be equipped with a PlayCom. Two former members of the team were outfitted with a beta version but word got out and hackers -- none of them fans of the Canadiens – began intercepting the messages and giving the players bad information.
“I felt sorry for (Jonathan) Drouin and (Jeff) Petry. All those bad passes and it wasn't their fault. Well, for the most part,” Pavlov said.
Pavlov said his team has boosted PlayCom's security features and they're satisfied the problem has been fixed.
“We'll know if there are more bugs to fix if Slafkovsky suddenly veers into a stanchion,” he said.
Update
A glum director of the Montreal Canadiens player development research team says the PlayCom needs more work.
"It's obvious the device fell far short of expectations tonight," Oskar Pavlov lamented after the game, won by the Arizona Coyotes 3-2. "The PlayCom was designed to have Juraj Slafkovsky react faster to the play by having him fed directions on what to do on the ice while play is going on. You saw the result. There wasn't any. No goals. No assists. Did he even get a shot?"
Pavlov said a readout done of the data recorded by the PlayCom "showed it hadn't been hacked. Which is disappointing."
However, having watched a video of the game, Pavlov said another use may have been found for the PlayCom.
"It's lousy for communicating directions, but there might be a silver lining," he said. "Apparently it renders a player invisible. Juraj just needs to learn how to use it to his advantage."
(Nov. 3, 2023)
The Montreal Canadiens believe they have come up with a plan to jumpstart Juraj Slafkovsky's slow-off-the-mark career and if their plan works it could revolutionize hockey.
Taking a page from baseball, the Canadiens crack research team – dismissed as crackpot by its critics for its many past failures – has developed a device patterned after PitchCom which relays information between pitcher and catcher.
The Canadiens have christened their copycat invention PlayCom and it, too, will relay information, between Slafkovsky and a spotter in the booth high above the ice surface who's watching the action unfold.
“His job will be direct Slafkovsky when and where to pass, when to shoot, and where to find open space,” said the research team's director of player development, Oskar Pavlov. “He'll also let him know when he's about to be hit because he has his head down.”
Pavlov said the 19-year-old forward and former No. 1 pick has been having difficulty adjusting to the fast pace of the National Hockey League “because his decison-making isn't quick enough,” Pavlov said. “He needs help – and we can give it to him, in real time!”
The device “has worked remarkably well in practices and we have high hopes it will change his game around, starting tonight against the Coyotes,” he said. “He's showing a level of confidence we've never seen before. It's really gone to his head. Which was always the plan.”
Pavlov admitted Slafkovsky isn't the first Canadien to be equipped with a PlayCom. Two former members of the team were outfitted with a beta version but word got out and hackers -- none of them fans of the Canadiens – began intercepting the messages and giving the players bad information.
“I felt sorry for (Jonathan) Drouin and (Jeff) Petry. All those bad passes and it wasn't their fault. Well, for the most part,” Pavlov said.
Pavlov said his team has boosted PlayCom's security features and they're satisfied the problem has been fixed.
“We'll know if there are more bugs to fix if Slafkovsky suddenly veers into a stanchion,” he said.
Update
A glum director of the Montreal Canadiens player development research team says the PlayCom needs more work.
"It's obvious the device fell far short of expectations tonight," Oskar Pavlov lamented after the game, won by the Arizona Coyotes 3-2. "The PlayCom was designed to have Juraj Slafkovsky react faster to the play by having him fed directions on what to do on the ice while play is going on. You saw the result. There wasn't any. No goals. No assists. Did he even get a shot?"
Pavlov said a readout done of the data recorded by the PlayCom "showed it hadn't been hacked. Which is disappointing."
However, having watched a video of the game, Pavlov said another use may have been found for the PlayCom.
"It's lousy for communicating directions, but there might be a silver lining," he said. "Apparently it renders a player invisible. Juraj just needs to learn how to use it to his advantage."
It's the taxman
(Nov. 3, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A gaunt tax collector, Oliver Twist, on a visit to a plutocrat holds out a bowl and says, "Please, sir, I want some mo--" but before he can finish a footman grabs the bowl and runs away.
(Nov. 3, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A gaunt tax collector, Oliver Twist, on a visit to a plutocrat holds out a bowl and says, "Please, sir, I want some mo--" but before he can finish a footman grabs the bowl and runs away.
Expecting big things from the Republicans
(Nov. 1, 2023)
Well, now that the Republicans have got their act together and all are of one accord, I'm expecting big things from the GOP, you know, legislation that benefits Americans in general, not big corporate donors in particular.
They will not behave in a petty and small-minded manner -- of course not! -- because they're all about doing what's best for the country, even if it means being pragmatic and working with Democrats to fashion solutions that the Senate and White House can support.
My only fear is that this new incarnation of House Republicans, working as one, will be short-lived and the various factions will again break apart, leaving behind serious problems in need of urgent attention.
And the Democrats will again be blamed for the GOP's dysfunction. It's hard to be a Good Samaritan when the victim, after beating himself up, refuses all help and ridicules those who would make such an offer.
(Nov. 1, 2023)
Well, now that the Republicans have got their act together and all are of one accord, I'm expecting big things from the GOP, you know, legislation that benefits Americans in general, not big corporate donors in particular.
They will not behave in a petty and small-minded manner -- of course not! -- because they're all about doing what's best for the country, even if it means being pragmatic and working with Democrats to fashion solutions that the Senate and White House can support.
My only fear is that this new incarnation of House Republicans, working as one, will be short-lived and the various factions will again break apart, leaving behind serious problems in need of urgent attention.
And the Democrats will again be blamed for the GOP's dysfunction. It's hard to be a Good Samaritan when the victim, after beating himself up, refuses all help and ridicules those who would make such an offer.
The first step
(Nov. 1, 2023)
To the rich, the IRS is IBS (Irritating Bureaucratic System) that needs to be dealt with posthaste.
The first step is to starve the service of the funding it needs to operate in a fair and efficient manner.
The last step is to replace the codified payment of taxes with a GoFundMe account.
(Nov. 1, 2023)
To the rich, the IRS is IBS (Irritating Bureaucratic System) that needs to be dealt with posthaste.
The first step is to starve the service of the funding it needs to operate in a fair and efficient manner.
The last step is to replace the codified payment of taxes with a GoFundMe account.
Fever will lay America low
(Nov. 1, 2023)
The hope has often been expressed that the fever gripping the Republicans, making them unfit to govern, would break at some point.
The country will break first. The fever that has aggravated their thirst for power and hardened their hearts shows no signs of letting up.
And the sickness is spreading, state by state, district by district.
The Democrats face a difficult fight ahead in their efforts to restore the nation to good health. Even though they have at their disposal the antibodies -- common sense, respect for democracy, and concern for the well-being of others -- that make up a sound immune system, the threat posed by autocratic forces is gathering strength.
The outcome is by no means certain, even though it defies belief to think that Trump, the Typhoid Mary of politics, could be returned to power, despite being a carrier of the worst kind of sentiments the leader of a republic could possess.
The United States is ailing and its condition is growing worse. Those responsible for its steady decline by feeding Americans a steady diet of lies and conspiracy theories would have you believe they hold the cure. Don't listen to them.
That's snake oil being peddled by vipers.
(Nov. 1, 2023)
The hope has often been expressed that the fever gripping the Republicans, making them unfit to govern, would break at some point.
The country will break first. The fever that has aggravated their thirst for power and hardened their hearts shows no signs of letting up.
And the sickness is spreading, state by state, district by district.
The Democrats face a difficult fight ahead in their efforts to restore the nation to good health. Even though they have at their disposal the antibodies -- common sense, respect for democracy, and concern for the well-being of others -- that make up a sound immune system, the threat posed by autocratic forces is gathering strength.
The outcome is by no means certain, even though it defies belief to think that Trump, the Typhoid Mary of politics, could be returned to power, despite being a carrier of the worst kind of sentiments the leader of a republic could possess.
The United States is ailing and its condition is growing worse. Those responsible for its steady decline by feeding Americans a steady diet of lies and conspiracy theories would have you believe they hold the cure. Don't listen to them.
That's snake oil being peddled by vipers.
The lads were ever so plucky
(Oct. 31, 2023)
The lads were ever so plucky
They gave the Knights a good scare
And had they been a trifle more lucky
I woulda finished the night with more hair
(Oct. 31, 2023)
The lads were ever so plucky
They gave the Knights a good scare
And had they been a trifle more lucky
I woulda finished the night with more hair
Shooting one's mouth off
(Oct. 31, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A gun owner wearing camouflage and cradling an AR-15 is grinning for the camera, his gaping mouth filled with bullets for teeth.
Caption: Armed to the teeth
(Oct. 31, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
A gun owner wearing camouflage and cradling an AR-15 is grinning for the camera, his gaping mouth filled with bullets for teeth.
Caption: Armed to the teeth
X marks the spot
(Oct. 31, 2023)
X marks the spot ... where Twitter was laid to rest. And Musk dug the hole.
(Oct. 31, 2023)
X marks the spot ... where Twitter was laid to rest. And Musk dug the hole.
There are disasters aplenty around the world
(Oct. 30, 2023)
There are disasters aplenty around the world
But the worst without a doubt
Is for a team that often won championships
Be sunk by a 30-year drought
Headlines
Matheson's condition worsens, listed minute-to-minute
Hughes insists Slafkovsky's re-assignment to Trois-Rivières Lions a “promotion”
Heritage Classic needs tweaking after polar bear interrupts game crossing ice
Vegas singer botches Canada's national anthem, sings French verses in Spanish
NHL gives Knights green light to accept digital wagers from fans before shootouts
(Oct. 30, 2023)
There are disasters aplenty around the world
But the worst without a doubt
Is for a team that often won championships
Be sunk by a 30-year drought
Headlines
Matheson's condition worsens, listed minute-to-minute
Hughes insists Slafkovsky's re-assignment to Trois-Rivières Lions a “promotion”
Heritage Classic needs tweaking after polar bear interrupts game crossing ice
Vegas singer botches Canada's national anthem, sings French verses in Spanish
NHL gives Knights green light to accept digital wagers from fans before shootouts
Gag order request amended
(Oct. 29, 2023)
A fed-up Smith has amended his request for a Trump gag order.
He's now asking that it be a medically induced coma.
(Oct. 29, 2023)
A fed-up Smith has amended his request for a Trump gag order.
He's now asking that it be a medically induced coma.
Welcome to the Borg
(Oct. 29, 2023)
The technocrats who would rule over all of us are working toward achieving that goal by designing a Borg Collective.
From Wikipedia: "Each Borg drone is linked to the collective by a sophisticated subspace network that ensures each member is given constant supervision and guidance."
The supervision and guidance, of course, would come from the people whose genius created the group mind in the first place.
They would govern based on what works best for them in the most expeditious manner, which most certainly would do away with the messiness that comes with democracy.
No individuals below the privileged ranks in the ruling technocracy would ever have cause to complain because they would lack independent thought and be devoid of feelings.
This is the kind of future the Andreessen Horowitzes of the world envision in which they will brook no opposition. "Resistance is futile," they would admonish.
Picard and his stalwart crew proved otherwise. We should make it so in real life by having it imitate art.
(Oct. 29, 2023)
The technocrats who would rule over all of us are working toward achieving that goal by designing a Borg Collective.
From Wikipedia: "Each Borg drone is linked to the collective by a sophisticated subspace network that ensures each member is given constant supervision and guidance."
The supervision and guidance, of course, would come from the people whose genius created the group mind in the first place.
They would govern based on what works best for them in the most expeditious manner, which most certainly would do away with the messiness that comes with democracy.
No individuals below the privileged ranks in the ruling technocracy would ever have cause to complain because they would lack independent thought and be devoid of feelings.
This is the kind of future the Andreessen Horowitzes of the world envision in which they will brook no opposition. "Resistance is futile," they would admonish.
Picard and his stalwart crew proved otherwise. We should make it so in real life by having it imitate art.
Same principle on a smaller scale
(Oct. 27, 2023)
The Republicans will make it MANDATORY that Americans arm themselves and open carry their weapons wherever they go. Their inspiration is MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) which has thus far prevented a nuclear war from happening.
They believe the same principle will apply on a smaller scale, if everyone is packing a pistol, at minimum, and ready to blast away at the slightest provocation or the flimsiest possibility that a crime is about to be committed, as can happen when a stranger knocks on someone's door and the homeowner looks out the window and not recognizing the person immediately suspects foul play is imminent and automatically goes into full force self-defence mode.
(Oct. 27, 2023)
The Republicans will make it MANDATORY that Americans arm themselves and open carry their weapons wherever they go. Their inspiration is MAD (Mutual Assured Destruction) which has thus far prevented a nuclear war from happening.
They believe the same principle will apply on a smaller scale, if everyone is packing a pistol, at minimum, and ready to blast away at the slightest provocation or the flimsiest possibility that a crime is about to be committed, as can happen when a stranger knocks on someone's door and the homeowner looks out the window and not recognizing the person immediately suspects foul play is imminent and automatically goes into full force self-defence mode.
Swearing an oath or two
(Oct. 27, 2023)
The oath of office taken by members of the House and Senate reads:
“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.”
I sincerely hope God helps the new speaker in performance of his duties but I have to believe a great many Americans, anxious about what lies ahead with Johnson holding the gavel, are swearing an oath (or two) these days, that ends with: "God help us all."
(Oct. 27, 2023)
The oath of office taken by members of the House and Senate reads:
“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.”
I sincerely hope God helps the new speaker in performance of his duties but I have to believe a great many Americans, anxious about what lies ahead with Johnson holding the gavel, are swearing an oath (or two) these days, that ends with: "God help us all."
Headlines
Montreal 4 Columbus 3 (OT)
(Oct. 26, 2023)
Montreal comes from behind to defeat hit-from-behind Columbus
Elvis leaves building along with fellow moody Blue Jackets who are all shook up
Mighty Mouse does it again, saves the day!
Penalty-ridden Habs need to rid themselves of penalties
It's official – NHL officials are bad
Pinto loses $50,000 bet on over/under for length of suspension
Jet players to set up kissing booths before matches to boost attendance
Bettman booed at family reunion
Bedard's somersault goal makes highlight reel
Ford government to address homelessness, will convert classrooms into overnight shelters
Poilievre's latest makeover includes kitten tattoo on cheek
All sides settle on rock, paper, scissors to resolve Middle East conflict (although rocks have been used before)
Poilievre embarrasses another reporter while eating a pumpkin during interview
10,000-year-old artifact 'resembles TV remote': archaeologist
Montreal 4 Columbus 3 (OT)
(Oct. 26, 2023)
Montreal comes from behind to defeat hit-from-behind Columbus
Elvis leaves building along with fellow moody Blue Jackets who are all shook up
Mighty Mouse does it again, saves the day!
Penalty-ridden Habs need to rid themselves of penalties
It's official – NHL officials are bad
Pinto loses $50,000 bet on over/under for length of suspension
Jet players to set up kissing booths before matches to boost attendance
Bettman booed at family reunion
Bedard's somersault goal makes highlight reel
Ford government to address homelessness, will convert classrooms into overnight shelters
Poilievre's latest makeover includes kitten tattoo on cheek
All sides settle on rock, paper, scissors to resolve Middle East conflict (although rocks have been used before)
Poilievre embarrasses another reporter while eating a pumpkin during interview
10,000-year-old artifact 'resembles TV remote': archaeologist
God's mysterious plan
(Oct. 26, 2023)
The reason they say God works in mysterious ways is that it spares them the Herculean effort of trying to explain how the Republicans fit into His ultimate plan.
The Republicans might think they know but I hope they're in for a big surprise. Unpleasant for them, but very much welcome by all others.
(Oct. 26, 2023)
The reason they say God works in mysterious ways is that it spares them the Herculean effort of trying to explain how the Republicans fit into His ultimate plan.
The Republicans might think they know but I hope they're in for a big surprise. Unpleasant for them, but very much welcome by all others.
Do the honorable thing, justice Thomas
(Oct. 25, 2023)
Thomas should do the honorable thing, which is to retire, taking to heart the words of Jesus who said: "Judge not lest you be judged.”
Well, Thomas has been judged in the court of public opinion and found wanting so he should "judge not," and the sooner he vacates the bench the better off America will be.
(Oct. 25, 2023)
Thomas should do the honorable thing, which is to retire, taking to heart the words of Jesus who said: "Judge not lest you be judged.”
Well, Thomas has been judged in the court of public opinion and found wanting so he should "judge not," and the sooner he vacates the bench the better off America will be.
Good sense is being trampled
(Oct. 25, 2023)
The GOP should never have allowed its elephant, which goes by the name of Chaos, into the room. It's trampling good sense and love of one's country, and creating quite a mess, the stench of which will remain with the party up until next year's election.
It won't be enough for many voters who normally support the GOP to hold their noses and once again vote for Republicans. The lingering malodor will be too powerful to ignore and impossible to stomach.
(Oct. 25, 2023)
The GOP should never have allowed its elephant, which goes by the name of Chaos, into the room. It's trampling good sense and love of one's country, and creating quite a mess, the stench of which will remain with the party up until next year's election.
It won't be enough for many voters who normally support the GOP to hold their noses and once again vote for Republicans. The lingering malodor will be too powerful to ignore and impossible to stomach.
A chameleon survivalist
(Oct. 25, 2023)
In the end the Republicans will choose Santos as their speaker, a chameleon who can tailor-make lies for each of the party's factions to embrace. Conciliated, their support will be overwhelming.
Of course, upon his election, the position will become known as Misspeaker of the House.
(Oct. 25, 2023)
In the end the Republicans will choose Santos as their speaker, a chameleon who can tailor-make lies for each of the party's factions to embrace. Conciliated, their support will be overwhelming.
Of course, upon his election, the position will become known as Misspeaker of the House.
Yeah, you can blame me
(Oct. 24, 2023)
I didn't see the game so I have nothing to say
No roses I'll toss, no player I'll flay
In fact it is I who must accept blame
The team would have won had I watched the game.
(Oct. 24, 2023)
I didn't see the game so I have nothing to say
No roses I'll toss, no player I'll flay
In fact it is I who must accept blame
The team would have won had I watched the game.
No thumbs up ... yet
(Oct.24, 2023)
These light-handed plea deals will get no thumbs up from me until they prove instrumental in putting Trump behind bars.
However, expect a widespread outpouring of monumental rage should Trump get the same sweetheart deal and pay a $5,000 fine and make a tearful apology for having been misled by corrupt and incompetent lawyers.
Then again, he couldn't last a day without breaking the terms of his five-year probation and so would wind up being sent to the slammer anyways. So all good.
(Oct.24, 2023)
These light-handed plea deals will get no thumbs up from me until they prove instrumental in putting Trump behind bars.
However, expect a widespread outpouring of monumental rage should Trump get the same sweetheart deal and pay a $5,000 fine and make a tearful apology for having been misled by corrupt and incompetent lawyers.
Then again, he couldn't last a day without breaking the terms of his five-year probation and so would wind up being sent to the slammer anyways. So all good.
All for one
(Oct. 24, 2023)
The country created by wise founders
Is being wrecked by a party that flounders
Not one for all but all for one
And so a nation comes undone
(Oct. 24, 2023)
The country created by wise founders
Is being wrecked by a party that flounders
Not one for all but all for one
And so a nation comes undone
Enjoy what we have, Hab fans
(Oct. 23, 2023)
Jake Allen was near flawless, a joy to behold
Gally the vet performed as of old
And Savard the D-man came through in the clutch
Although at the end he was in need of a crutch
Despite all its flaws the team's doing well
Will this be the year the Habs break the spell
Of no Stanley Cups in the past 30 years?
Don't be an idjit, and cut back on the beers!
Enjoy what we have, a team on the rise
And hope for the best that the gang of young guys
Will all come together to form a great core
And add one more Cup to Molson's two-four
(Oct. 23, 2023)
Jake Allen was near flawless, a joy to behold
Gally the vet performed as of old
And Savard the D-man came through in the clutch
Although at the end he was in need of a crutch
Despite all its flaws the team's doing well
Will this be the year the Habs break the spell
Of no Stanley Cups in the past 30 years?
Don't be an idjit, and cut back on the beers!
Enjoy what we have, a team on the rise
And hope for the best that the gang of young guys
Will all come together to form a great core
And add one more Cup to Molson's two-four
Around in circles they go
(Oct. 23, 2023)
The House Republicans brought about this crisis all on their own.
They behaved like a chicken in not standing up to Trump and then chopped off their own head and are running around in circles.
A bird with two wings: right and far right.`
They couldn't pull off a coup and now Americans are wishing they'd fly the coop. Unfortunately, they'll have to wait until November 2024 to help them with that.
...
“A house divided against itself cannot stand." -- Abraham Lincoln
“We can't stand a House divided.” -- American people
(Oct. 23, 2023)
The House Republicans brought about this crisis all on their own.
They behaved like a chicken in not standing up to Trump and then chopped off their own head and are running around in circles.
A bird with two wings: right and far right.`
They couldn't pull off a coup and now Americans are wishing they'd fly the coop. Unfortunately, they'll have to wait until November 2024 to help them with that.
...
“A house divided against itself cannot stand." -- Abraham Lincoln
“We can't stand a House divided.” -- American people
Quantum computing and the genie
(Oct. 22, 2023)
Great, one more thing to fret about.
Humankind took hundreds of thousands of years to evolve, and is unlikely to ever achieve a state of persistent harmony.
Instead it pours considerable resources into advancing technology and its progress is measured in decades, soon months.
And much of what is being developed bodes ill for humans, with the downsides far outweighing the upsides.
Nowhere is there a collective will, or even an effective means, to take a step back as a species to reflect on where we're headed and to recognize the dangerous paths that lie ahead that too many are choosing to follow, which will place the generations that come after us in great peril.
The decisions we should be making ourselves now will eventually be taken out of our hands when forces we've unleashed are too powerful to control.
Now we learn the genie being let out of the bottle will have quantum computing at its core.
Therein lies the rub.
(Oct. 22, 2023)
Great, one more thing to fret about.
Humankind took hundreds of thousands of years to evolve, and is unlikely to ever achieve a state of persistent harmony.
Instead it pours considerable resources into advancing technology and its progress is measured in decades, soon months.
And much of what is being developed bodes ill for humans, with the downsides far outweighing the upsides.
Nowhere is there a collective will, or even an effective means, to take a step back as a species to reflect on where we're headed and to recognize the dangerous paths that lie ahead that too many are choosing to follow, which will place the generations that come after us in great peril.
The decisions we should be making ourselves now will eventually be taken out of our hands when forces we've unleashed are too powerful to control.
Now we learn the genie being let out of the bottle will have quantum computing at its core.
Therein lies the rub.
Headlines
Montreal 3 Washington 2 (OT)
(Oct. 21, 2023)
When you wish upon a (shooting) star ...
Player on the short side scores winner on the short side
Habs throw Allen wrench in Capitals' victory plans
Gallagher silences critics with almost-winning goal
Lavender-scented helmets a hit with players
'Team hasn't been the same since Eller traded,' says dejected Ovechkin
Armia a last-minute scratch after league objects to his rainbow-coloured beard
Beer-flavoured mouthguards a hit with players
OT win a bonus after team finishes game with no one hurt: St. Louis
Video of public address announcer singing penalties, goals goes viral
Ovechkin declines to answer questions about Russian invasion in intermission interview
Ermine-lined jockstraps a hit with players
Montreal 3 Washington 2 (OT)
(Oct. 21, 2023)
When you wish upon a (shooting) star ...
Player on the short side scores winner on the short side
Habs throw Allen wrench in Capitals' victory plans
Gallagher silences critics with almost-winning goal
Lavender-scented helmets a hit with players
'Team hasn't been the same since Eller traded,' says dejected Ovechkin
Armia a last-minute scratch after league objects to his rainbow-coloured beard
Beer-flavoured mouthguards a hit with players
OT win a bonus after team finishes game with no one hurt: St. Louis
Video of public address announcer singing penalties, goals goes viral
Ovechkin declines to answer questions about Russian invasion in intermission interview
Ermine-lined jockstraps a hit with players
Thirst for blood remains strong
(Oct 20, 2023)
It's said that truth is the first casualty of war but truth has been suffering huge losses in recent years in places where no shots have been fired (apart from deranged gunmen misled by lies and poisoned by prejudice).
As events unfold in the Middle East and the death toll rises, the wisest course would be to suspend judgment on the various claims being made assigning blame while facts are still being collected that are beyond dispute, such as the approximate number of fatalities, where it was the victims died, and by what means.
Such caution doesn't preclude certain conclusions being drawn in the interim, the principal one being that humans are a mess, subject to powerful emotions that overwhelm whatever civilizing effects their forming societies might have had on their evolution.
Describing tensions in Israel as a powder keg is to use an outdated metaphor dating back to the late 1700s but it's apt nonetheless because, while the technology for wreaking destruction has advanced considerably, our willingness and our ability to engage in meaningful dialogue to renounce its use has advanced not a whit.
The thirst for blood remains strong. The desire for peace is constantly thwarted.
(Oct 20, 2023)
It's said that truth is the first casualty of war but truth has been suffering huge losses in recent years in places where no shots have been fired (apart from deranged gunmen misled by lies and poisoned by prejudice).
As events unfold in the Middle East and the death toll rises, the wisest course would be to suspend judgment on the various claims being made assigning blame while facts are still being collected that are beyond dispute, such as the approximate number of fatalities, where it was the victims died, and by what means.
Such caution doesn't preclude certain conclusions being drawn in the interim, the principal one being that humans are a mess, subject to powerful emotions that overwhelm whatever civilizing effects their forming societies might have had on their evolution.
Describing tensions in Israel as a powder keg is to use an outdated metaphor dating back to the late 1700s but it's apt nonetheless because, while the technology for wreaking destruction has advanced considerably, our willingness and our ability to engage in meaningful dialogue to renounce its use has advanced not a whit.
The thirst for blood remains strong. The desire for peace is constantly thwarted.
Those who bury history
(Oct. 20, 2023)
If Oklahoman legislators are so concerned that no individual “should feel discomfort, guilt, anguish or any other form of psychological distress” on account of their race or sex, they should strive to protect all residents of the state from being similarly affected, not just students.
To do so, of course, would mean expanding the law to include all forms of communication -- from expounding on social media to writing letters to the editor to being questioned by police -- in all kinds of settings, but in particular whenever politicians assemble and are likely to cause the most distress to their fellow citizens.
Those who bury history inter with it a nation's ability to become wiser and more humane.
(Oct. 20, 2023)
If Oklahoman legislators are so concerned that no individual “should feel discomfort, guilt, anguish or any other form of psychological distress” on account of their race or sex, they should strive to protect all residents of the state from being similarly affected, not just students.
To do so, of course, would mean expanding the law to include all forms of communication -- from expounding on social media to writing letters to the editor to being questioned by police -- in all kinds of settings, but in particular whenever politicians assemble and are likely to cause the most distress to their fellow citizens.
Those who bury history inter with it a nation's ability to become wiser and more humane.
Canadiens thinking outside the box
(Oct. 19, 2023)
The Montreal Canadiens have hired a shaman, a reiki master and a feng shui expert, among others, to help the team recover quickly from a string of injuries, and to prevent more from happening.
The team lost forward Kirby Dach for the season (knee) and defenceman Kaiden Guhle for an extended period (upper body) after the pair were injured in consecutive home games.
Blueliner Chris Wideman has yet to play having been sidelined by a back injury, but his absence is widely seen as having minimal impact on the team's fortunes, which are entirely mis at this point.
Meanwhile, down at Laval, forward prospect Emil Heineman is out indefinitely with an upper body injury.
Three more members of the parent team were added to the list of the walking wounded this week when Jesse Ylönen sprained his umlaut at practice, Michael Pezzetta fractured his jaw stifling a yawn, and assistant coach Alex Burrows suffered a concussion after being struck by a thought on how to improve the power play (unfortunately, he has no memory of what it was).
Having led the league the past two seasons in man games lost to injury, the Canadiens have responded swiftly to the latest setbacks, not wishing to see a repeat of recent history derail their chances of making the playoffs yet again.
To that end they have made a number of hires many would say are unconventional: a Mohawk shaman to foster healing and to negotiate a peace treaty with the meddlesome Forum ghosts believed responsible for Montreal not having won the Stanley Cup in 30 years; a Reiki master to promote natural self-healing and to relieve pain (fans will have to fend for themselves), and; a feng shui expert to harmonize players' energy with that of their workplace, the Bell Centre, which could lead to changes in seating, colour schemes and more, in yin (private) and yang (public) spaces. (One wag has already suggested the re-arranging include Brendan Gallagher being given a seat elsewhere in the building dressed in civvies. During games.)
Also added to the newly formed Good Health Retention and Enhancement Team roster: a tai chi instructor (one player, however, David Savard, is already adept at slow, controlled movements); a pre-injury physiotherapist, and; a midwife (the reasons remain unclear and hint at desperation).
In addition, each player has been given a rabbit's foot (manufactured), a four-leaf clover (plasticized) and a horseshoe (miniature) to have on their person at all times to ward off bad luck which can happen anywhere anytime (defenceman Erik Johnson tore his knee getting out of a golf cart; Larry Walker separated his shoulder while fishing, and another baseball Hall of Famer, Nolan Ryan, was bitten by a coyote).
The Hab players have also been told to wish upon a shooting star whenever they see Cole Caufield wind up for a shot.
And the team has purchased a stretching rack to improve player flexibility and thus lengthen their odds of getting hurt in games.
General manager Kent Hughes was tight-lipped about the novel approaches the team has adopted, deciding it was better to be circumspect about a radical change in direction that could invite ridicule and condemnation from a fan base whose patience and understanding have all but disappeared after decades of futility.
“We are being open-minded about ways we can improve the team, and that starts with keeping them out of the infirmary,” he said, coughing now and then as incense filled his office and wreathed the small Buddha-like entity (ceramic) that sat on his desk.
Hughes declined to go into details about the different steps the team has taken, preferring to speak anonymously over free drinks (for him) at a bar.
He did let slip the Canadiens' research team, which famously has treated players' stone hands, slew feet and Philadelphia flu in the past, albeit unsuccessfully, has turned its attention to finding the root cause of why so many Canadiens are coming to harm.
“The boys – oh yeah, and Maria – tell me they have isolated the pathogen that's causing all the problems. There is an injury bug after all. They're not sure yet if it's a bacteria, a virus or a fungi, but whatever it is, it's real.”
How it works, he explained – “although I didn't quite follow everything they said at this morning's presentation, they were talking so fast, they were so excited, and the font they used on the slides was Bahnschrift SemiBold Condensed, for some reason” -- is that the bug attracts -- “that's the word they used” -- two objects that have mass or energy, “which sounds a lot like gravity to me. Anyways, the attraction often ends in a collision, which can prove disastrous for the collidee, and sometimes for the collider.”
The injury bug “also has the unfortunate effect of reducing bone density, making joints stiff, and, especially, diminishing spatial awareness,” Hughes said, reading from notes he had written on a napkin.
Now that the research team has confirmed the existence of the injury bug, the next step will be to develop a vaccine the body can use to defend itself against infection, he said.
“We're hoping to have something by the end of the month,” Hughes said, although they might have said a decade, he added, because “the air conditioning came on at that point, and a loud truck was passing by, so it was difficult to make out what they said, and I had to rush as I was already late for this interview.”
Hughes said he would call a press conference when his research team was ready to announce it had come up with a pill that players could take.
“Until then they're advising players to keep their hopes up – and their heads.”
(Oct. 19, 2023)
The Montreal Canadiens have hired a shaman, a reiki master and a feng shui expert, among others, to help the team recover quickly from a string of injuries, and to prevent more from happening.
The team lost forward Kirby Dach for the season (knee) and defenceman Kaiden Guhle for an extended period (upper body) after the pair were injured in consecutive home games.
Blueliner Chris Wideman has yet to play having been sidelined by a back injury, but his absence is widely seen as having minimal impact on the team's fortunes, which are entirely mis at this point.
Meanwhile, down at Laval, forward prospect Emil Heineman is out indefinitely with an upper body injury.
Three more members of the parent team were added to the list of the walking wounded this week when Jesse Ylönen sprained his umlaut at practice, Michael Pezzetta fractured his jaw stifling a yawn, and assistant coach Alex Burrows suffered a concussion after being struck by a thought on how to improve the power play (unfortunately, he has no memory of what it was).
Having led the league the past two seasons in man games lost to injury, the Canadiens have responded swiftly to the latest setbacks, not wishing to see a repeat of recent history derail their chances of making the playoffs yet again.
To that end they have made a number of hires many would say are unconventional: a Mohawk shaman to foster healing and to negotiate a peace treaty with the meddlesome Forum ghosts believed responsible for Montreal not having won the Stanley Cup in 30 years; a Reiki master to promote natural self-healing and to relieve pain (fans will have to fend for themselves), and; a feng shui expert to harmonize players' energy with that of their workplace, the Bell Centre, which could lead to changes in seating, colour schemes and more, in yin (private) and yang (public) spaces. (One wag has already suggested the re-arranging include Brendan Gallagher being given a seat elsewhere in the building dressed in civvies. During games.)
Also added to the newly formed Good Health Retention and Enhancement Team roster: a tai chi instructor (one player, however, David Savard, is already adept at slow, controlled movements); a pre-injury physiotherapist, and; a midwife (the reasons remain unclear and hint at desperation).
In addition, each player has been given a rabbit's foot (manufactured), a four-leaf clover (plasticized) and a horseshoe (miniature) to have on their person at all times to ward off bad luck which can happen anywhere anytime (defenceman Erik Johnson tore his knee getting out of a golf cart; Larry Walker separated his shoulder while fishing, and another baseball Hall of Famer, Nolan Ryan, was bitten by a coyote).
The Hab players have also been told to wish upon a shooting star whenever they see Cole Caufield wind up for a shot.
And the team has purchased a stretching rack to improve player flexibility and thus lengthen their odds of getting hurt in games.
General manager Kent Hughes was tight-lipped about the novel approaches the team has adopted, deciding it was better to be circumspect about a radical change in direction that could invite ridicule and condemnation from a fan base whose patience and understanding have all but disappeared after decades of futility.
“We are being open-minded about ways we can improve the team, and that starts with keeping them out of the infirmary,” he said, coughing now and then as incense filled his office and wreathed the small Buddha-like entity (ceramic) that sat on his desk.
Hughes declined to go into details about the different steps the team has taken, preferring to speak anonymously over free drinks (for him) at a bar.
He did let slip the Canadiens' research team, which famously has treated players' stone hands, slew feet and Philadelphia flu in the past, albeit unsuccessfully, has turned its attention to finding the root cause of why so many Canadiens are coming to harm.
“The boys – oh yeah, and Maria – tell me they have isolated the pathogen that's causing all the problems. There is an injury bug after all. They're not sure yet if it's a bacteria, a virus or a fungi, but whatever it is, it's real.”
How it works, he explained – “although I didn't quite follow everything they said at this morning's presentation, they were talking so fast, they were so excited, and the font they used on the slides was Bahnschrift SemiBold Condensed, for some reason” -- is that the bug attracts -- “that's the word they used” -- two objects that have mass or energy, “which sounds a lot like gravity to me. Anyways, the attraction often ends in a collision, which can prove disastrous for the collidee, and sometimes for the collider.”
The injury bug “also has the unfortunate effect of reducing bone density, making joints stiff, and, especially, diminishing spatial awareness,” Hughes said, reading from notes he had written on a napkin.
Now that the research team has confirmed the existence of the injury bug, the next step will be to develop a vaccine the body can use to defend itself against infection, he said.
“We're hoping to have something by the end of the month,” Hughes said, although they might have said a decade, he added, because “the air conditioning came on at that point, and a loud truck was passing by, so it was difficult to make out what they said, and I had to rush as I was already late for this interview.”
Hughes said he would call a press conference when his research team was ready to announce it had come up with a pill that players could take.
“Until then they're advising players to keep their hopes up – and their heads.”
Looking good
(Oct. 19, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Jordan is wearing a straitjacket -- a gift from his GOP colleagues who voted against him. One of them remarks to another: "It looks good on him!"
(Oct. 19, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Jordan is wearing a straitjacket -- a gift from his GOP colleagues who voted against him. One of them remarks to another: "It looks good on him!"
Wingnut gets clipped
(Oct. 19, 2023)
I assume that Powell's probation could turn into prison time should she not be entirely truthful and fully co-operative in providing testimony and documentary evidence against her co-defendants.
She was something of a wingnut in advancing outlandish theories to explain Trump's election loss but it appears she still holds onto a sliver of sanity and has come to recognize reality for what it is.
Applying the law is an extreme form of intervention to bring cultists to their senses.
(Oct. 19, 2023)
I assume that Powell's probation could turn into prison time should she not be entirely truthful and fully co-operative in providing testimony and documentary evidence against her co-defendants.
She was something of a wingnut in advancing outlandish theories to explain Trump's election loss but it appears she still holds onto a sliver of sanity and has come to recognize reality for what it is.
Applying the law is an extreme form of intervention to bring cultists to their senses.
Some race
(Oct. 18, 2023)
Imagine a marathon where the course isn't defined, people lie in ambush along the way, and the heavily favoured entrant doesn't win. That's the Speaker's 'race' in the House.
Maybe anarchists aren't fit to be autocrats.
(Oct. 18, 2023)
Imagine a marathon where the course isn't defined, people lie in ambush along the way, and the heavily favoured entrant doesn't win. That's the Speaker's 'race' in the House.
Maybe anarchists aren't fit to be autocrats.
Two games in there was mucho whoopee
(Oct. 17, 2023)
Two games in there was mucho whoopee
The team was playing well for St. Louis
But in come the Wild
All hope was dispelled
And the fans once again yelled “Phooey!”
(Oct. 17, 2023)
Two games in there was mucho whoopee
The team was playing well for St. Louis
But in come the Wild
All hope was dispelled
And the fans once again yelled “Phooey!”
Not up to the task
(Oct. 17, 2023)
If the job description of a House member is to represent the people, that is, act on their behalf in the country's best interests as well as serve as a symbol of who Americans are, then the Republicans fail miserably on both counts.
Their motto is: Agitate, not legislate.
(Oct. 17, 2023)
If the job description of a House member is to represent the people, that is, act on their behalf in the country's best interests as well as serve as a symbol of who Americans are, then the Republicans fail miserably on both counts.
Their motto is: Agitate, not legislate.
Speechless
(Oct. 17, 2023)
A House without a Speaker leaves it speechless
But one silver lining is that it will impeach less
(Oct. 17, 2023)
A House without a Speaker leaves it speechless
But one silver lining is that it will impeach less
Two men, two visions
(Oct. 16, 2023)
"I have a dream." -- Martin Luther King Jr.
"I have a delusion." -- Donald Trump
(Oct. 16, 2023)
"I have a dream." -- Martin Luther King Jr.
"I have a delusion." -- Donald Trump
Second in the queue is a QAnon believer
(Oct 16, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Biden is shown entering the White House followed by VP Harris who's being crowded by maniacal, wild-eyed, shaggy-headed Speaker who's wielding a club in one hand and an unlit bomb in the other.
Caption: The second in line to the presidency is a hard-liner
(Oct 16, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Biden is shown entering the White House followed by VP Harris who's being crowded by maniacal, wild-eyed, shaggy-headed Speaker who's wielding a club in one hand and an unlit bomb in the other.
Caption: The second in line to the presidency is a hard-liner
What's good for the gander
(Oct. 16, 2023)
Turnaround is fair play:
Jordan denied Biden was voted in president, but that didn't stop Joe from taking office
The Democrats, on the other hand, CAN stop Jordan from becoming Speaker by siding with moderate Republicans to deny him the votes he needs to claim the post.
To be clear: In the first instance it was a case of Jordan accepting a lie in order to deny.
In the second, it's a matter of the Democrats denying because they can't accept his lying
(Oct. 16, 2023)
Turnaround is fair play:
Jordan denied Biden was voted in president, but that didn't stop Joe from taking office
The Democrats, on the other hand, CAN stop Jordan from becoming Speaker by siding with moderate Republicans to deny him the votes he needs to claim the post.
To be clear: In the first instance it was a case of Jordan accepting a lie in order to deny.
In the second, it's a matter of the Democrats denying because they can't accept his lying
Blood on their hands
(Oct. 14, 2023)
Israel has blood on its hands.
On the one hand the blood is that from its citizens whose bodies it recovered, whose grievous injuries it treated.
On the other hand the blood is that of the Palestinians whose lives it ended, whose lives it shattered in retaliation for what Hamas did. Its actions were done to exact revenge and to deter further aggression.
Hamas also has blood on its hands, that of the Israelis it murdered and wounded, and that of the Palestinians it put in harm's way, knowing Israel would not let its massacre go unpunished. It feels no guilt.
Hamas acted in a cold, calculated, ruthless manner, with a ferociousness that erased any trace of humanity it might have had once to justify its existence.
Israel reacted, strategically and with grim resolve, in an effort to wreak vengeance without descending into the depravity of those bent on its elimination.
It's an awfully small needle to thread, being a killer with a conscience. Innocents are being killed and maimed to send a message.
Israel is cruelly faced with an intractable problem in trying to defend itself and at the same time adhere to standards of conduct that civilized nations follow but which its enemies choose to ignore.
There is no easy answer; assigning blame for the fallout that follows whatever answer is chosen is so much easier.
The loss of life and the suffering will continue on both sides until God/Allah intervenes.
Or reason, compassion and weariness come together to achieve a lasting peace.
The odds aren't good for either.
(Oct. 14, 2023)
Israel has blood on its hands.
On the one hand the blood is that from its citizens whose bodies it recovered, whose grievous injuries it treated.
On the other hand the blood is that of the Palestinians whose lives it ended, whose lives it shattered in retaliation for what Hamas did. Its actions were done to exact revenge and to deter further aggression.
Hamas also has blood on its hands, that of the Israelis it murdered and wounded, and that of the Palestinians it put in harm's way, knowing Israel would not let its massacre go unpunished. It feels no guilt.
Hamas acted in a cold, calculated, ruthless manner, with a ferociousness that erased any trace of humanity it might have had once to justify its existence.
Israel reacted, strategically and with grim resolve, in an effort to wreak vengeance without descending into the depravity of those bent on its elimination.
It's an awfully small needle to thread, being a killer with a conscience. Innocents are being killed and maimed to send a message.
Israel is cruelly faced with an intractable problem in trying to defend itself and at the same time adhere to standards of conduct that civilized nations follow but which its enemies choose to ignore.
There is no easy answer; assigning blame for the fallout that follows whatever answer is chosen is so much easier.
The loss of life and the suffering will continue on both sides until God/Allah intervenes.
Or reason, compassion and weariness come together to achieve a lasting peace.
The odds aren't good for either.
What are you doin' with that olive branch, man?!
(Oct. 13, 2023)
When the MAGA crowd castigate the Democrats for not one voting Jordan to become speaker, thus torpedoing his bid to become head of the House, the Democrats need only remind their fervid foes they will never support someone who denied Biden won the 2020 election fair and square.
They might come around albeit grudgingly if Jordan were to extend the Democrats an olive branch in advance of a vote on the floor, an olive branch meant to facilitate deal-making on pressing matters: Israel, Ukraine, government funding.
Unfortunately, we all know that Jordan would use the branch as a club and beat his opponents senseless (to turn them into Republicans).
(Oct. 13, 2023)
When the MAGA crowd castigate the Democrats for not one voting Jordan to become speaker, thus torpedoing his bid to become head of the House, the Democrats need only remind their fervid foes they will never support someone who denied Biden won the 2020 election fair and square.
They might come around albeit grudgingly if Jordan were to extend the Democrats an olive branch in advance of a vote on the floor, an olive branch meant to facilitate deal-making on pressing matters: Israel, Ukraine, government funding.
Unfortunately, we all know that Jordan would use the branch as a club and beat his opponents senseless (to turn them into Republicans).
Poetic justice o so sweet!
(Oct. 13, 2023)
Now that's poetic justice: the fix was in to keep Trump in power but the people behind it now find themselves in a fix.
...
Trump could tap into a groundswell of growing resentment over legal costs that are overwhelming America's 'heroes' by having one of the taglines for his re-election say: "With chaos there are no legal bills!"
(Oct. 13, 2023)
Now that's poetic justice: the fix was in to keep Trump in power but the people behind it now find themselves in a fix.
...
Trump could tap into a groundswell of growing resentment over legal costs that are overwhelming America's 'heroes' by having one of the taglines for his re-election say: "With chaos there are no legal bills!"
Checks and balances
(Oct. 11, 2023)
A system of government based on checks and balances cannot function when it's led astray by a small group of unbalanced ideologues whose bid for power is largely unchecked.
(Oct. 11, 2023)
A system of government based on checks and balances cannot function when it's led astray by a small group of unbalanced ideologues whose bid for power is largely unchecked.
Abysmal or dismal, your choice
(Oct. 11, 2023)
What a bleak state of affairs, candidates for speakers who are either abysmal or dismal.
When there are crises to confront, the Republicans more often than not respond by creating more, making difficult if not impossible efforts to arrive at solutions on any front.
This is what happens when one party views compromise as capitulation.
(Oct. 11, 2023)
What a bleak state of affairs, candidates for speakers who are either abysmal or dismal.
When there are crises to confront, the Republicans more often than not respond by creating more, making difficult if not impossible efforts to arrive at solutions on any front.
This is what happens when one party views compromise as capitulation.
Horse guys causing chaos
(Oct. 9, 2023)
As the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rumble ever closer, bringing with them humanity's ruination, how wonderful it would be if a Magnificent Seven were somehow marshaled to repel their advance.
Instead we have eight Republican idiots clearing a path for the Horsemen to wreak destruction, by decapitating their majority in the House, causing chaos when order and reason are most needed to confront widespread perils.
Neither Scalise nor Jordan offer hope of becoming a white knight.
Unless, against all odds, a donkey were to come along to carry them part of the way to restore order for the good of the nation -- and the world.
Concessions, of course, would be demanded for the ride to be offered by the Democrats.
(Oct. 9, 2023)
As the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse rumble ever closer, bringing with them humanity's ruination, how wonderful it would be if a Magnificent Seven were somehow marshaled to repel their advance.
Instead we have eight Republican idiots clearing a path for the Horsemen to wreak destruction, by decapitating their majority in the House, causing chaos when order and reason are most needed to confront widespread perils.
Neither Scalise nor Jordan offer hope of becoming a white knight.
Unless, against all odds, a donkey were to come along to carry them part of the way to restore order for the good of the nation -- and the world.
Concessions, of course, would be demanded for the ride to be offered by the Democrats.
Alternatively ...
(Oct. 6, 2023)
A handful of Democrats should have made a point of holding their noses while voting to keep McCarthy as the Speaker.
Then Jeffries should have approached McCarthy and spelled out that the Democrats' continued support of his remaining in the position was contingent on him working with the Democrats on a number of issues, most urgently aid to Ukraine.
Jeffries could have set a deadline of a week to arrive at some sort of compromise to avoid having the House collapse in disarray.
And if McCarthy failed to do so, the Democrats would bring forward a motion to vacate, making clear to Americans they had tried to save McCarthy's hide but he had refused their offer to help save his job and keep the lunatics at bay.
(Oct. 6, 2023)
A handful of Democrats should have made a point of holding their noses while voting to keep McCarthy as the Speaker.
Then Jeffries should have approached McCarthy and spelled out that the Democrats' continued support of his remaining in the position was contingent on him working with the Democrats on a number of issues, most urgently aid to Ukraine.
Jeffries could have set a deadline of a week to arrive at some sort of compromise to avoid having the House collapse in disarray.
And if McCarthy failed to do so, the Democrats would bring forward a motion to vacate, making clear to Americans they had tried to save McCarthy's hide but he had refused their offer to help save his job and keep the lunatics at bay.
Summertime, and I'm feelin' queasy
(Oct. 5, 2023)
With apologies to George Gerswhin ...
Summertime
And I'm feelin' queasy
The sky is smoky
And the river is dry
The A/C ain't workin'
There's a tornado's comin'
And I ask myself:
Why, why, why?
Climate's a-changin'
Bad weather's arrivin'
And it sure looks to me
That our end is nigh
The fault is ours
We didn't think it could happen
We reap what we sow
And that we can't deny.
(Oct. 5, 2023)
With apologies to George Gerswhin ...
Summertime
And I'm feelin' queasy
The sky is smoky
And the river is dry
The A/C ain't workin'
There's a tornado's comin'
And I ask myself:
Why, why, why?
Climate's a-changin'
Bad weather's arrivin'
And it sure looks to me
That our end is nigh
The fault is ours
We didn't think it could happen
We reap what we sow
And that we can't deny.
Redemption still possible for McCarthy
(Oct. 4, 2023)
Trump talks about retribution should he return to power.
McCarthy could earn redemption by emphatically reiterating his initial claim that Trump had admitted in the infamous phone call the two men had the day of the insurrection that he bore some responsibility for what happened -- a claim McCarthy humiliatingly backpedaled within days to appease Trump and regain his support.
McCarthy should come clean about everything Trump told him in private about the 'stolen' election. It won't wash away his many sins, but it's a start.
...
McCarthy: "Bring it on!"
Gaetz and his pals: "We pulled it off!"
(Oct. 4, 2023)
Trump talks about retribution should he return to power.
McCarthy could earn redemption by emphatically reiterating his initial claim that Trump had admitted in the infamous phone call the two men had the day of the insurrection that he bore some responsibility for what happened -- a claim McCarthy humiliatingly backpedaled within days to appease Trump and regain his support.
McCarthy should come clean about everything Trump told him in private about the 'stolen' election. It won't wash away his many sins, but it's a start.
...
McCarthy: "Bring it on!"
Gaetz and his pals: "We pulled it off!"
Punishment that's appropriate
(Sept. 27, 2023)
At last, a witch hunt in which the pursued is finally caught!
I'll leave it to the court to decide what Trump's punishment should be but here are three suggestions:
He should be
-- roasted at the stake by a bevy (a slur?) of stand-up comics
-- hoisted by his own petard
-- hillary-ed ( placed in a pillory and paddled by Clinton)
(Sept. 27, 2023)
At last, a witch hunt in which the pursued is finally caught!
I'll leave it to the court to decide what Trump's punishment should be but here are three suggestions:
He should be
-- roasted at the stake by a bevy (a slur?) of stand-up comics
-- hoisted by his own petard
-- hillary-ed ( placed in a pillory and paddled by Clinton)
An unstable neighbour
(Sept. 26, 2023)
Thomas is an embarrassment, a man whose self-interest and ideological bent overrides his sense of duty to administer justice evenhandedly.
That his removal presents a seemingly insurmountable hurdle offers further evidence the United States is inherently an unstable nation.
Look at the myriad ways its institutions and practices work against efficient and wise governance: the election of presidents by way of the Electoral College; filibusters; Senate motions that require 60 per cent support of its members for approval, and unanimous consent to bring Senate business to the floor simply for consideration; the huge disruption that frequently attends the passage of funding legislation to keep the government running; the malign influence of dark money in the choosing and electing of candidates; the doctrine that corporations are people; gerrymandering; the perverse interpretation of the Second Amendment --- the list goes on.
There is an urgent need for a Second Constitutional Convention to be held to correct much of what is wrong with the United States but there are no leaders, at least in sufficient numbers, who are of the stature of the Founding Fathers who can bring about the necessary changes.
The nation is too divided and the passions are too strong to believe individuals of different political beliefs could gather together committed to the idea of restoring the nation's soul in a spirit of harmony.
(Sept. 26, 2023)
Thomas is an embarrassment, a man whose self-interest and ideological bent overrides his sense of duty to administer justice evenhandedly.
That his removal presents a seemingly insurmountable hurdle offers further evidence the United States is inherently an unstable nation.
Look at the myriad ways its institutions and practices work against efficient and wise governance: the election of presidents by way of the Electoral College; filibusters; Senate motions that require 60 per cent support of its members for approval, and unanimous consent to bring Senate business to the floor simply for consideration; the huge disruption that frequently attends the passage of funding legislation to keep the government running; the malign influence of dark money in the choosing and electing of candidates; the doctrine that corporations are people; gerrymandering; the perverse interpretation of the Second Amendment --- the list goes on.
There is an urgent need for a Second Constitutional Convention to be held to correct much of what is wrong with the United States but there are no leaders, at least in sufficient numbers, who are of the stature of the Founding Fathers who can bring about the necessary changes.
The nation is too divided and the passions are too strong to believe individuals of different political beliefs could gather together committed to the idea of restoring the nation's soul in a spirit of harmony.
McCarthy's a flexible dude
(Sept. 25, 2023)
McCarthy's problem is that he's being stretched too thin. The lunatic wing is pulling him further to the right while he's desperately trying to cling to power and maintain an illusion none believe that he's in control.
Even though he's a Gumby, without a backbone, there are limits to how far he will bend to fulfill his 'contractual obligations' to the likes of Gaetz and Green before he gets bent out of shape and the House blows up in his face.
What happens in the next week or so can go down several ways:
Shutdown -- numerous government operations cease and workers receive no pay
Meltdown -- the country descends into chaos
Breakdown -- McCarthy suffers a nervous collapse
Climb down - the Republicans come to their senses and then to the table to strike a deal
Put down (long-term) -- rabid members of the GOP are done away with in next year's elections -- an act some would call USAsia
(Sept. 25, 2023)
McCarthy's problem is that he's being stretched too thin. The lunatic wing is pulling him further to the right while he's desperately trying to cling to power and maintain an illusion none believe that he's in control.
Even though he's a Gumby, without a backbone, there are limits to how far he will bend to fulfill his 'contractual obligations' to the likes of Gaetz and Green before he gets bent out of shape and the House blows up in his face.
What happens in the next week or so can go down several ways:
Shutdown -- numerous government operations cease and workers receive no pay
Meltdown -- the country descends into chaos
Breakdown -- McCarthy suffers a nervous collapse
Climb down - the Republicans come to their senses and then to the table to strike a deal
Put down (long-term) -- rabid members of the GOP are done away with in next year's elections -- an act some would call USAsia
Not a healthy situation in the House
(Sept. 22, 2023)
The speaker should know that living in a house filled with cats isn't healthy.
Especially if they're rabid.
Trying to herd them is downright impossible.
(Sept. 22, 2023)
The speaker should know that living in a house filled with cats isn't healthy.
Especially if they're rabid.
Trying to herd them is downright impossible.
Fight of the century - er -- centarians
(Sept. 19, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Trump and Biden meet in the middle of the ring, Biden pushing a walker, Trump in a golf cart. Both men's boxing trunks are hiked up to their armpits.
Ringside spectator remarks to another: "I hear they get a seniors discount. The referee only has to count to six to stop the fight."
(Sept. 19, 2023)
Editorial cartoon:
Trump and Biden meet in the middle of the ring, Biden pushing a walker, Trump in a golf cart. Both men's boxing trunks are hiked up to their armpits.
Ringside spectator remarks to another: "I hear they get a seniors discount. The referee only has to count to six to stop the fight."
Step aside, Joe - Part 2 (or is it 15?)
(Sept 19, 2023)
Biden accomplished what he set out to do, to deny Trump a second term.
Could he do it again? Possibly but there is reason for trepidation. No matter how superior a candidate -- and person -- Biden is compared to Trump, his character, values and genuine patriotism might not be enough to overcome a perceived lack of robustness and a legitimate concern about his health, especially when faced with a foe who feeds off chaos and isn't bound by ethics.
Their rematch promises to be even more bruising than the first, and Trump is energized, at least publicly, by his legal woes whereas Hunter Biden's problems are certain to weigh down his father's bid for re-election.
Biden never had to act as if he were a one-term president -- that would have complicated his efforts to get things done -- but he should have been preparing himself mentally for someone to carry on his work at a time most advantageous for the country -- and his party.
That time is next year. He's righted the ship, now let someone else take the helm who's younger, energetic and projects strength in a way Americans will find uplifting, in sharp contrast to the baleful former president's calls for retribution.
Biden can frame his departure as a sacrifice for the greater good, so Americans can feel confident their fate is being left in capable hands for another four, even eight years, without worrying that it could all come to a sudden end with the passing of their leader.
(Sept 19, 2023)
Biden accomplished what he set out to do, to deny Trump a second term.
Could he do it again? Possibly but there is reason for trepidation. No matter how superior a candidate -- and person -- Biden is compared to Trump, his character, values and genuine patriotism might not be enough to overcome a perceived lack of robustness and a legitimate concern about his health, especially when faced with a foe who feeds off chaos and isn't bound by ethics.
Their rematch promises to be even more bruising than the first, and Trump is energized, at least publicly, by his legal woes whereas Hunter Biden's problems are certain to weigh down his father's bid for re-election.
Biden never had to act as if he were a one-term president -- that would have complicated his efforts to get things done -- but he should have been preparing himself mentally for someone to carry on his work at a time most advantageous for the country -- and his party.
That time is next year. He's righted the ship, now let someone else take the helm who's younger, energetic and projects strength in a way Americans will find uplifting, in sharp contrast to the baleful former president's calls for retribution.
Biden can frame his departure as a sacrifice for the greater good, so Americans can feel confident their fate is being left in capable hands for another four, even eight years, without worrying that it could all come to a sudden end with the passing of their leader.
Heading down the highway
(Sept. 18, 2023)
Editorial cartoon: Romney is driving down the highway. The signpost reads Oblivion. Trump is strapped to the roof of the station wagon.
(Sept. 18, 2023)
Editorial cartoon: Romney is driving down the highway. The signpost reads Oblivion. Trump is strapped to the roof of the station wagon.
That would be a shock
(Sept. 18, 2023)
It would be hilarious if the Republican impeachment inquiry uncovers incontrovertible evidence of an actual link between Hunter Biden and Jared Kushner and their profiting from family connections, in that that they both received dark money from a sinister cabal that manipulates world events.
Well, hilarious, until you realize that if it is true, we common folk are in a hopeless state.
(Sept. 18, 2023)
It would be hilarious if the Republican impeachment inquiry uncovers incontrovertible evidence of an actual link between Hunter Biden and Jared Kushner and their profiting from family connections, in that that they both received dark money from a sinister cabal that manipulates world events.
Well, hilarious, until you realize that if it is true, we common folk are in a hopeless state.
If it's a gold watch you want, Joe
(Sept. 18, 2023)
Biden will not have saved democracy, only delayed its demise, if he wages a second battle with Trump and loses. That is a distinct possibility, given that Trump is relentless in his assault on reason, truth and decency, and his hold on a large segment of the country remains steadfast,whereas support for Biden appears to be wavering in certain key quarters.
And Trump's confederates at the state and federal levels in league with his designs to turn the republic into an autocracy have grown stronger and ever more devious.
The Democrats need someone else to lead them into the next election, someone who is energetic, articulate and has broad ethnic and generational appeal. Finding that someone who fits the bill on relatively short notice won't be easy but the difficult decision can't be put off much longer. The party's platform won't change, just the person taking the stage.
Preferably Biden will come to this same conclusion as well, that it would be in the best interests of the country, and those of his party, for him to step aside gracefully and with the gratitude of a nation for having kept it from falling apart.
And he will still have an invaluable role to play, as an elder who provides counsel based on wisdom gained from many years of experience. But it will be on a schedule of his own devising that doesn't tax his energy.
Biden won't be resting on his laurels but charting a new course late in life when there is still time to earn more accolades.
(Sept. 18, 2023)
Biden will not have saved democracy, only delayed its demise, if he wages a second battle with Trump and loses. That is a distinct possibility, given that Trump is relentless in his assault on reason, truth and decency, and his hold on a large segment of the country remains steadfast,whereas support for Biden appears to be wavering in certain key quarters.
And Trump's confederates at the state and federal levels in league with his designs to turn the republic into an autocracy have grown stronger and ever more devious.
The Democrats need someone else to lead them into the next election, someone who is energetic, articulate and has broad ethnic and generational appeal. Finding that someone who fits the bill on relatively short notice won't be easy but the difficult decision can't be put off much longer. The party's platform won't change, just the person taking the stage.
Preferably Biden will come to this same conclusion as well, that it would be in the best interests of the country, and those of his party, for him to step aside gracefully and with the gratitude of a nation for having kept it from falling apart.
And he will still have an invaluable role to play, as an elder who provides counsel based on wisdom gained from many years of experience. But it will be on a schedule of his own devising that doesn't tax his energy.
Biden won't be resting on his laurels but charting a new course late in life when there is still time to earn more accolades.
Fraying the ties that bind
(Sept. 17, 2023)
The deep state is entirely fictitious, a bugbear created by the GOP to coalesce suspicion and fear, which the Republicans can then exploit to gain power and fray the ties of democracy that bind.
The result of such efforts is all too real, however: a deep mob propelled along on a current of hate and revenge, intent on destroying everything seen as standing in their way of realizing the American dream.
The GOP is being borne along this current it no longer controls; its function has become to test where institutions are the weakest and the flow of hatred can do the most damage, in hopes it will deliver them to where true authority lies, with fewer obstacles along the way to overcome, like winning elections fair and square.
(Sept. 17, 2023)
The deep state is entirely fictitious, a bugbear created by the GOP to coalesce suspicion and fear, which the Republicans can then exploit to gain power and fray the ties of democracy that bind.
The result of such efforts is all too real, however: a deep mob propelled along on a current of hate and revenge, intent on destroying everything seen as standing in their way of realizing the American dream.
The GOP is being borne along this current it no longer controls; its function has become to test where institutions are the weakest and the flow of hatred can do the most damage, in hopes it will deliver them to where true authority lies, with fewer obstacles along the way to overcome, like winning elections fair and square.
Step aside, Joe
(Sept. 16, 2023)
I like Joe.
I like what he's done to preserve democracy.
But he should leave the world's biggest stage to a standing ovation, and let someone else from his party assume his role.
Not his understudy; the Democrats need to be holding auditions ASAP.
The send-off I've described is a far nicer way to bring his political career to a respectful end than the one folklore says Inuits used to practise with their elders.
In which case, the headline for this column would read: Go On the Floe, Joe.
What gives?
(Sept. 16, 2023)
Why is it that Trump can hold rules, conventions, Democrats, journalists, women, fellowr Republicans, judges, lawyers, Muslims, Blacks, scientists, military leaders, election officials, and puppies in contempt but the justice system can't hold him in contempt?
Looks like a double standard to me.
(Sept. 16, 2023)
Why is it that Trump can hold rules, conventions, Democrats, journalists, women, fellowr Republicans, judges, lawyers, Muslims, Blacks, scientists, military leaders, election officials, and puppies in contempt but the justice system can't hold him in contempt?
Looks like a double standard to me.
We'll make it simple for you, Donald
(Sept. 15, 2023)
The special counsel's request for “a narrowly tailored” gag order makes eminent sense and it should be granted in the narrowest way possible, one word, so Trump isn't confused as to what he is being told to do.
And that word? SHADDUP!
(Sept. 15, 2023)
The special counsel's request for “a narrowly tailored” gag order makes eminent sense and it should be granted in the narrowest way possible, one word, so Trump isn't confused as to what he is being told to do.
And that word? SHADDUP!
A vaccine for Trump
(Sept. 15, 2023)
Trump is to the body politic what Covid is to the body.
The GOP never developed a vaccine, or even made the attempt, and there were too few antibodies like Romney in the party to prevent the spread of Trumpism.
Hopefully by the time the presidential election is held next year America will have acquired a natural immunity and flush Trumpism from its system in one fell swoop.
(Sept. 15, 2023)
Trump is to the body politic what Covid is to the body.
The GOP never developed a vaccine, or even made the attempt, and there were too few antibodies like Romney in the party to prevent the spread of Trumpism.
Hopefully by the time the presidential election is held next year America will have acquired a natural immunity and flush Trumpism from its system in one fell swoop.
Timeliness is everything
(Sept. 14, 2023)
It's nice Romney has written a book about the hypocrisy of his colleagues and the corruption of his party.
I would have preferred he had made his observations public in a weekly newsletter. Their candor might have changed the course of history.
(Sept. 14, 2023)
It's nice Romney has written a book about the hypocrisy of his colleagues and the corruption of his party.
I would have preferred he had made his observations public in a weekly newsletter. Their candor might have changed the course of history.
McCarthy sold his soul for the devil
(Sept. 13, 2023)
McCarthy sold his soul for the gavel
But his bad deal is about to unravel
When you place all your bets
With guys like Matt Gaetz
Your yellow brick road turns to gravel
(Sept. 13, 2023)
McCarthy sold his soul for the gavel
But his bad deal is about to unravel
When you place all your bets
With guys like Matt Gaetz
Your yellow brick road turns to gravel
Sherlock knew better
.(Sept. 13, 2023)
Sherlock Holmes:
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
Republicans:
"It is a Capitol maxim to twist facts to suit theories, and when that isn't enough, fabricate them."
...
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
McCarthy is sitting in the shade of a tree fishing in a puddle. Beside him is a bucket of worms, named Greene, Gaetz, Boebert ..
...
What's the difference between Charlie McCarthy and Kevin McCarthy?
One's a puppet and the other's a dummy, and Charlie's master wasn't scary.
Also, Charlie started out in vaudeville, whereas Kevin is all but finished in fraudville, if he doesn't toe the line.
He has too many people pulling his strings.
.(Sept. 13, 2023)
Sherlock Holmes:
"It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
Republicans:
"It is a Capitol maxim to twist facts to suit theories, and when that isn't enough, fabricate them."
...
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
McCarthy is sitting in the shade of a tree fishing in a puddle. Beside him is a bucket of worms, named Greene, Gaetz, Boebert ..
...
What's the difference between Charlie McCarthy and Kevin McCarthy?
One's a puppet and the other's a dummy, and Charlie's master wasn't scary.
Also, Charlie started out in vaudeville, whereas Kevin is all but finished in fraudville, if he doesn't toe the line.
He has too many people pulling his strings.
Get your House in order, America
(Sept. 11, 2023)
The United States needs to do a better job of securing its borders in order to control the flow of people entering the country for the purpose of becoming citizens. When their numbers become too great for the system to handle in a civilized and timely manner, the result is chaos and division.
Building a wall has a certain appeal despite logistical hurdles and enormous costs, with no guarantee of absolute success in achieving its purpose.
America has to get its house in order before opening its doors wider and welcoming more strangers in, and a wall would give it space to devise and to carry out reforms that would allow for immigration to take place in a less disruptive manner.
The way it's done now overwhelms resources and stokes anger and resentment.
Once seen as a shining city on the hill, America has changed, in ways good and bad, and the same holds true for the world, so the U.S should re-imagine the image it projects, and instead portray itself as a fortress.
This shouldn't be received negatively, that of a place where people arriving at its border are viewed with suspicion and kept out
No, a fortress is also a safe haven for people fleeing injustice and persecution, and strong walls make for a sturdy defence.
The wall was initially greeted with a healthy skepticism but given how much of a vexing issue immigration remains, it might now enjoy broader support among Americans if it's seen as providing breathing room for a broad array of humanitarian solutions to be found.
(Sept. 11, 2023)
The United States needs to do a better job of securing its borders in order to control the flow of people entering the country for the purpose of becoming citizens. When their numbers become too great for the system to handle in a civilized and timely manner, the result is chaos and division.
Building a wall has a certain appeal despite logistical hurdles and enormous costs, with no guarantee of absolute success in achieving its purpose.
America has to get its house in order before opening its doors wider and welcoming more strangers in, and a wall would give it space to devise and to carry out reforms that would allow for immigration to take place in a less disruptive manner.
The way it's done now overwhelms resources and stokes anger and resentment.
Once seen as a shining city on the hill, America has changed, in ways good and bad, and the same holds true for the world, so the U.S should re-imagine the image it projects, and instead portray itself as a fortress.
This shouldn't be received negatively, that of a place where people arriving at its border are viewed with suspicion and kept out
No, a fortress is also a safe haven for people fleeing injustice and persecution, and strong walls make for a sturdy defence.
The wall was initially greeted with a healthy skepticism but given how much of a vexing issue immigration remains, it might now enjoy broader support among Americans if it's seen as providing breathing room for a broad array of humanitarian solutions to be found.
Do the right thing? Hah!
(Sept. 8, 2023)
Maybe one of the conservative justices on the Wisconsin Supreme Court will upon reflection recognize the grave harm the Republican party will do to democracy in the state should it proceed with its threat of impeaching Protasiewicz, and recuse himself from all cases, so that the liberals on the bench will retain the advantage they now hold as a result of a fairly administered election.
It would have to be a "saw the light" moment for such an extraordinary event to occur but the U.S. is fast approaching the stage where miracles might be the only way to preserve the union.
(Sept. 8, 2023)
Maybe one of the conservative justices on the Wisconsin Supreme Court will upon reflection recognize the grave harm the Republican party will do to democracy in the state should it proceed with its threat of impeaching Protasiewicz, and recuse himself from all cases, so that the liberals on the bench will retain the advantage they now hold as a result of a fairly administered election.
It would have to be a "saw the light" moment for such an extraordinary event to occur but the U.S. is fast approaching the stage where miracles might be the only way to preserve the union.
Turning back a toxic tide
(Sept. 8, 2023)
I'm a Canadian and I might have to cancel my NY Times subscription to preserve my sanity. The more I read about what's happening in the United States the more appalled I become at how a once-great nation is being destroyed from within.
It's sickening to learn how far Republicans will go to acquire and retain power, without regard to the severe and lasting damage their actions will do to democratic institutions. Democracy is a hindrance to them, not a means for ensuring that the voices of all are heard, respected and acted upon.
Canada has its own issues that are no less troubling but they pale in comparison to what the U.S. is having to deal with, all because of one party and its fanatical, fascistic supporters.
As concerning as it is to see a good neighbour roiled by internecine differences, it's equally worrisome to think those same hard divisions could take hold in my country, as there are signs -- literally and figuratively -- that far-right attitudes have crossed the border and are finding fertile ground for their poisonous beliefs on Canadian soil.
It's a three-headed monster our continent is facing -- climate change, AI, and the growing threat to democracy -- and the odds aren't looking good that we will prevail.
A lot rides on the outcome of the 2024 election in America.
My fervent hope is that the Democrats turn back the toxic red tide that Republicans represent before it does as much harm to American politics as nature's red tide does to the environment.
(Sept. 8, 2023)
I'm a Canadian and I might have to cancel my NY Times subscription to preserve my sanity. The more I read about what's happening in the United States the more appalled I become at how a once-great nation is being destroyed from within.
It's sickening to learn how far Republicans will go to acquire and retain power, without regard to the severe and lasting damage their actions will do to democratic institutions. Democracy is a hindrance to them, not a means for ensuring that the voices of all are heard, respected and acted upon.
Canada has its own issues that are no less troubling but they pale in comparison to what the U.S. is having to deal with, all because of one party and its fanatical, fascistic supporters.
As concerning as it is to see a good neighbour roiled by internecine differences, it's equally worrisome to think those same hard divisions could take hold in my country, as there are signs -- literally and figuratively -- that far-right attitudes have crossed the border and are finding fertile ground for their poisonous beliefs on Canadian soil.
It's a three-headed monster our continent is facing -- climate change, AI, and the growing threat to democracy -- and the odds aren't looking good that we will prevail.
A lot rides on the outcome of the 2024 election in America.
My fervent hope is that the Democrats turn back the toxic red tide that Republicans represent before it does as much harm to American politics as nature's red tide does to the environment.
Old advice still holds up
(Sept. 7, 2023)
Maybe Biden's problem is putting too much faith in what Chinese military strategist Sun Tzu had to say centuries ago, things like:
“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.”
and
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
The one he really likes, apparently, is when Sun Tsu said:
“If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles."
Well, Joe, “Everybody knows who Donald Trump is,” as you said, and still 74 million voted for him in 2020. 74 million!
You're going to lose a few battles in the coming months if you -- or others in your party -- don't get involved in the fray, Joe. really involved.
But maybe you're playing it smarter than we're giving you credit for. After all, Sun Tsu also said:
“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.”
Good luck with that, Joe. We're rooting for you.
The problem with not joining the fray
Is that the bad guy will win the day
If the challenge's not met
America will get
A despot whose 'enemies' will pay
Step aside, Joe
(Sept. 6, 2023)
Re: Why are so many Americans down on Biden?
Biden should pass the torch to a younger generation of Democrats before the flame gets snuffed out by a distinct lack of enthusiasm about his running for president a second time.
I now look forward to Stephens' next column on Why Too Many Americans Are Up With Trump.
Should the two men end up facing one another again next year, the vote for Americans won't be about choosing the lesser of two evils. It will be Evil vs Lesser (as in diminished).
As Stephens, a lapsing Republican, moves further away from the party he once zealously supported, he's arrived at a fork in the road: One way leads to Biden, the other to Trump.
Stephens has wisely chosen not to head down the way that leads to Trump.
Unfortunately, for liberals, he's picked up the fork and stabs in the chest anyone who chooses to go in the opposite direction.
Donald Trump's army
(Sept. 6, 2023)
The Proud Boys, according to one member, saw themselves as “foot soldiers for the right,” while prosecutors portrayed them as "Donald Trump's army."
Even though Trump wasn't around for the hostilities that took place Jan. 6 -- just like he wasn't available for combat during the Vietnam war -- he won't be able to count on bone spurs to keep him from being bloodied in the battles that lie ahead.
We'll thoroughly enjoy watching the agony of his defeat.
(Sept. 6, 2023)
The Proud Boys, according to one member, saw themselves as “foot soldiers for the right,” while prosecutors portrayed them as "Donald Trump's army."
Even though Trump wasn't around for the hostilities that took place Jan. 6 -- just like he wasn't available for combat during the Vietnam war -- he won't be able to count on bone spurs to keep him from being bloodied in the battles that lie ahead.
We'll thoroughly enjoy watching the agony of his defeat.
When good is bad. Really bad.
(Sept. 3, 2023)
Corporations that took up practices that exploited resources to meet the insatiable demands of consumers said their new way of doing things benefits society.
Now we know all too well it isn't for the better it's for good.
Because those resources, once depleted, will never come back.
Which is bad. Extremely bad.
(Sept. 3, 2023)
Corporations that took up practices that exploited resources to meet the insatiable demands of consumers said their new way of doing things benefits society.
Now we know all too well it isn't for the better it's for good.
Because those resources, once depleted, will never come back.
Which is bad. Extremely bad.
The Almighty Dollar
(Sept. 3, 2023)
Capitalism bestows its bounty and perils unevenly, but in the end there will be a level playing field -- a graveyard of hopes and dreams, and lives lost.
Humans collectively have the capacity to change climate but not as a species their propensity to be ravenous.
(Sept. 3, 2023)
Capitalism bestows its bounty and perils unevenly, but in the end there will be a level playing field -- a graveyard of hopes and dreams, and lives lost.
Humans collectively have the capacity to change climate but not as a species their propensity to be ravenous.
Bad relations
(Sept. 2, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Lady Liberty is shown shooting up. The needle is filled with screaming Mexican victims of cartel violence.
(Sept. 2, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Lady Liberty is shown shooting up. The needle is filled with screaming Mexican victims of cartel violence.
What Thomas really means
(Aug. 31, 2023)
I'm curious, in what way has Thomas reciprocated the hospitality of his "close personal friend"? Picked up the tab for dinner? Paid for the theatre tickets? Laughed at his jokes?
Thomas saying he will continue "to work with Supreme Court officials and the committee staff for guidance on whether he should further amend his reports from any prior years” really means he's prepared to make further changes as soon as reporters dig up new stuff about other gifts he's received.
Thomas said he accepted a ride on Crow's private jet because he was worried about his security on a commercial flight. He wouldn't have had to worry had he chosen to wear a disguise -- a ball cap -- and not worn his black robe.
(Aug. 31, 2023)
I'm curious, in what way has Thomas reciprocated the hospitality of his "close personal friend"? Picked up the tab for dinner? Paid for the theatre tickets? Laughed at his jokes?
Thomas saying he will continue "to work with Supreme Court officials and the committee staff for guidance on whether he should further amend his reports from any prior years” really means he's prepared to make further changes as soon as reporters dig up new stuff about other gifts he's received.
Thomas said he accepted a ride on Crow's private jet because he was worried about his security on a commercial flight. He wouldn't have had to worry had he chosen to wear a disguise -- a ball cap -- and not worn his black robe.
A first for Trump!
(Aug. 31, 2023)
Trump was the first president in a century not to have a dog.
But he was also the first president in American history to have a performing seal as his chief of staff. Its main trick was to approve of everything Trump said or did.
(Aug. 31, 2023)
Trump was the first president in a century not to have a dog.
But he was also the first president in American history to have a performing seal as his chief of staff. Its main trick was to approve of everything Trump said or did.
Trial for trial run welcomed
(Aug. 30, 2023)
Voters needn't wait for the legal system to render a verdict on the charges against Trump to make up their mind about supporting him in next year's presidential election.
His misconduct on many levels is so obvious and so egregious that it should automatically disqualify him from holding office ever again, whether or not it rises to the level of criminal behaviour.
The question is the severity of the punishment he is to receive for his transgressions.
Justice served would see him end up behind bars, the sooner the better.
Justice denied would not necessarily mean he evades responsibility for his actions. Trump must still answer for what he did in the court of public opinion, and tens of millions of jurors will make their ruling next year when they cast their votes.
They have ample evidence to convict him, that is, reject him, based on known facts.
Even if that were to happen, however, the fear remains he will again refuse to accept the will of people and will try once more to orchestrate a coup.
His trial run failed the first time.
Americans can't depend on a trial to upend his second run for president.
They have to take the matter into their own hands, at the ballot box.
(Aug. 30, 2023)
Voters needn't wait for the legal system to render a verdict on the charges against Trump to make up their mind about supporting him in next year's presidential election.
His misconduct on many levels is so obvious and so egregious that it should automatically disqualify him from holding office ever again, whether or not it rises to the level of criminal behaviour.
The question is the severity of the punishment he is to receive for his transgressions.
Justice served would see him end up behind bars, the sooner the better.
Justice denied would not necessarily mean he evades responsibility for his actions. Trump must still answer for what he did in the court of public opinion, and tens of millions of jurors will make their ruling next year when they cast their votes.
They have ample evidence to convict him, that is, reject him, based on known facts.
Even if that were to happen, however, the fear remains he will again refuse to accept the will of people and will try once more to orchestrate a coup.
His trial run failed the first time.
Americans can't depend on a trial to upend his second run for president.
They have to take the matter into their own hands, at the ballot box.
Tie him up!
(Aug. 29, 2023)
I had hoped the various trials Trump faces will result in his receiving lengthy prison terms.
Now I'm less hopeful and have to content myself with thinking that he will still find himself bound by the law by being tied up in court.
If that's enough to prevent him from becoming president once again, I'm happy.
(Aug. 29, 2023)
I had hoped the various trials Trump faces will result in his receiving lengthy prison terms.
Now I'm less hopeful and have to content myself with thinking that he will still find himself bound by the law by being tied up in court.
If that's enough to prevent him from becoming president once again, I'm happy.
Where do you stand, when you haven't a leg?
(Aug. 28, 2023)
All Republicans running for office should have to answer this question: What is your policy/position on [pick an issue -- climate change/gun control/income inequality/AI, etc] -- without once making reference to how evil the Democrats are.
We already know what you think of the other party so nothing more needs to be said in that regard.
Not so well known or understood are your remedies for the many ills that plague America and you would do well to articulate them in the clearest way possible.
Enlighten us. Please.
Again, without mentioning the Democrats. Don't use them as crutch when you're making absurd claims and accusations and haven't a leg to stand on.
(Aug. 28, 2023)
All Republicans running for office should have to answer this question: What is your policy/position on [pick an issue -- climate change/gun control/income inequality/AI, etc] -- without once making reference to how evil the Democrats are.
We already know what you think of the other party so nothing more needs to be said in that regard.
Not so well known or understood are your remedies for the many ills that plague America and you would do well to articulate them in the clearest way possible.
Enlighten us. Please.
Again, without mentioning the Democrats. Don't use them as crutch when you're making absurd claims and accusations and haven't a leg to stand on.
A Manhattan Project to save the world
(Aug. 28, 2023)
I agree with all the measures Bret Stephens puts forward for addressing climate change but why not big-government solutions as well, a Manhattan Project not just to save America but also the world?
There needs to be a collective effort on a sweeping scale with a singular focus to meet a challenge that grows ever more daunting with each passing month.
Apply all the resources that big government can muster and set an aggressive timetable for coming up with plans that can be put them into action as quickly as possible. The threat is too great to leave it to private enterprise alone to meet such a grave challenge for reasons that are profit-driven more than they are to protect the planet.
(Aug. 28, 2023)
I agree with all the measures Bret Stephens puts forward for addressing climate change but why not big-government solutions as well, a Manhattan Project not just to save America but also the world?
There needs to be a collective effort on a sweeping scale with a singular focus to meet a challenge that grows ever more daunting with each passing month.
Apply all the resources that big government can muster and set an aggressive timetable for coming up with plans that can be put them into action as quickly as possible. The threat is too great to leave it to private enterprise alone to meet such a grave challenge for reasons that are profit-driven more than they are to protect the planet.
Raising money off the former guy
(Aug. 26, 2023)
Democrats should get in on the act and start fundraising off Trump's mug shot by putting it on trash cans.
That look Trump gives, I've seen it before.
It's the scene in Angels with Dirty Faces where a defiant James Cagney stares right at the camera as he's walking to the electric chair.
Trump isn't facing the death penalty but here's hoping his chances of being re-elected are fried after he's convicted.
BTW Cagney's Rocky Sullivan broke down and began screaming he didn't want to die just before he was electrocuted. He died yellow as a favour to his priest pal Pat O'Brien so the street kids who looked up to him wouldn't follow him in a life of crime.
I'm pretty certain it won't be an act when Trump starts bawling as the cell door slams shut.
(Aug. 26, 2023)
Democrats should get in on the act and start fundraising off Trump's mug shot by putting it on trash cans.
That look Trump gives, I've seen it before.
It's the scene in Angels with Dirty Faces where a defiant James Cagney stares right at the camera as he's walking to the electric chair.
Trump isn't facing the death penalty but here's hoping his chances of being re-elected are fried after he's convicted.
BTW Cagney's Rocky Sullivan broke down and began screaming he didn't want to die just before he was electrocuted. He died yellow as a favour to his priest pal Pat O'Brien so the street kids who looked up to him wouldn't follow him in a life of crime.
I'm pretty certain it won't be an act when Trump starts bawling as the cell door slams shut.
A No. 1 hit about a No. 2
(Aug. 25, 2023)
Country music singer Jimmy Dean had a No. 1 hit in 1962 with his song about JFK's heroism in WW2, "PT-109".
Will Jason Aldean, who recently topped the country music charts with his controversial song, "Try That In A Small Town", go for two in a row with a tribute to Trump, "P01135809"?
(Aug. 25, 2023)
Country music singer Jimmy Dean had a No. 1 hit in 1962 with his song about JFK's heroism in WW2, "PT-109".
Will Jason Aldean, who recently topped the country music charts with his controversial song, "Try That In A Small Town", go for two in a row with a tribute to Trump, "P01135809"?
A writer of ill repute
(Aug. 23, 2023)
Reading what Ann Coulter has to say is akin to running one's fingernails across a chalkboard. Both are extremely irritating, and why you would do either doesn't make sense.
(Aug. 23, 2023)
Reading what Ann Coulter has to say is akin to running one's fingernails across a chalkboard. Both are extremely irritating, and why you would do either doesn't make sense.
Ah, what to do with nuclear waste?
(Aug. 22, 2023)
Dump the nuclear waste in active volcanoes.
If that angers rather than appeases the gods, add Japanese government officials and Tepco executives.
Sacrifices have to be made for the greater good.
(Aug. 22, 2023)
Dump the nuclear waste in active volcanoes.
If that angers rather than appeases the gods, add Japanese government officials and Tepco executives.
Sacrifices have to be made for the greater good.
The choice is clear
(Aug. 21, 2023)
The choice is clear:
Biden's a bore.
Trump's a boor.
Who would you vote for?
The one who makes you snore?
Or the guy that most abhor?
(Aug. 21, 2023)
The choice is clear:
Biden's a bore.
Trump's a boor.
Who would you vote for?
The one who makes you snore?
Or the guy that most abhor?
Giuliani lost his way
(Aug. 19, 2023)
Do kids still skip rope in New York? If they do, here's what they might be chanting next year:
Giuliani lost his way
For his crimes he'll have to pay
He broke the law he once upheld
So his new home will be a cell
(Aug. 19, 2023)
Do kids still skip rope in New York? If they do, here's what they might be chanting next year:
Giuliani lost his way
For his crimes he'll have to pay
He broke the law he once upheld
So his new home will be a cell
Rudy's always one to serve
(Aug. 19, 2023)
Giuliani once served the people as an elected official.
Now he can look forward to serving time as a felon.
How ironic is this: By the time he's behind bars, he'll be disbarred.
How fitting would it be if the two soulmates -- Trump and Guiliani -- ended up being cellmates?
(Aug. 19, 2023)
Giuliani once served the people as an elected official.
Now he can look forward to serving time as a felon.
How ironic is this: By the time he's behind bars, he'll be disbarred.
How fitting would it be if the two soulmates -- Trump and Guiliani -- ended up being cellmates?
A chair reserved
(Aug. 19, 2023)
Trump's rivals should mark his absence at the debate by placing a high chair on stage in his stead.
(Aug. 19, 2023)
Trump's rivals should mark his absence at the debate by placing a high chair on stage in his stead.
Giuliani: From Yonkers to bonkers
(Aug. 18, 2023)
Giuliani went from being America's mayor to being its nightmare.
Rudy has been humiliated and perhaps deserves it. But let's not confuse his work as a campaign lawyer for Trump with his work as a prosecutor and mayor, where he excelled.
Piling on is never a good look ...
You know what's worse? Stomping on.
Ask the two election workers, Ruby Freeman and Wandrea "Shaye" Moss, he defamed.
Rudy's reputation deserves to be buried in the trash that Trump trots out every day.
What kind of bio is he fashioning: He brought down the Mafia -- and then went after democracy?
(Aug. 18, 2023)
Giuliani went from being America's mayor to being its nightmare.
Rudy has been humiliated and perhaps deserves it. But let's not confuse his work as a campaign lawyer for Trump with his work as a prosecutor and mayor, where he excelled.
Piling on is never a good look ...
You know what's worse? Stomping on.
Ask the two election workers, Ruby Freeman and Wandrea "Shaye" Moss, he defamed.
Rudy's reputation deserves to be buried in the trash that Trump trots out every day.
What kind of bio is he fashioning: He brought down the Mafia -- and then went after democracy?
Identify the vitriolists
(Aug. 18, 2023)
The threats aren't veiled but the people who say them are.
That's got to change.
Algorithms are everything with social media. Create one that automatically identifies those who write violent, threatening posts.
They'd be forced to soften their language which, of course, would weaken the impact of their threats. The mere challenge of having to choose their words carefully might be enough to discourage them from even making the attempt in the first place, given the extraordinary demands it would place on their mental faculties.
(Aug. 18, 2023)
The threats aren't veiled but the people who say them are.
That's got to change.
Algorithms are everything with social media. Create one that automatically identifies those who write violent, threatening posts.
They'd be forced to soften their language which, of course, would weaken the impact of their threats. The mere challenge of having to choose their words carefully might be enough to discourage them from even making the attempt in the first place, given the extraordinary demands it would place on their mental faculties.
Appoint a special monitor
(Aug. 17, 2023)
It would be best if a special non-partisan monitor were appointed to screen all posts, videos and other communications Trump and his team propose to make public to determine if they cross boundaries the judge is sure to set.
The monitor would have the authority to reject those that do -- but would also have the ability to suggest, when possible, where changes could be made to render Trump's statements less inflammatory so as not to put anyone's life at risk while still allowing him to exercise his right to free speech.
(Aug. 17, 2023)
It would be best if a special non-partisan monitor were appointed to screen all posts, videos and other communications Trump and his team propose to make public to determine if they cross boundaries the judge is sure to set.
The monitor would have the authority to reject those that do -- but would also have the ability to suggest, when possible, where changes could be made to render Trump's statements less inflammatory so as not to put anyone's life at risk while still allowing him to exercise his right to free speech.
Donald Trump is the head of a cult
(Aug. 17, 2023)
Donald Trump is the head of a cult
Who's adept at causing tumult
His threats are quite bold
In numbers untold
And someone will die as a result
(Aug. 17, 2023)
Donald Trump is the head of a cult
Who's adept at causing tumult
His threats are quite bold
In numbers untold
And someone will die as a result
Keeping Trump quiet that doesn't
involve holding his tongue
(Aug. 17, 2023)
I hope the judge imposes a gag order on Trump -- especially if it includes surgery as a means to guarantee compliance.
The former president could take some small comfort in having the procedure named after him -- Donsillectomy.
involve holding his tongue
(Aug. 17, 2023)
I hope the judge imposes a gag order on Trump -- especially if it includes surgery as a means to guarantee compliance.
The former president could take some small comfort in having the procedure named after him -- Donsillectomy.
Distorting the past, perverting the present
(Aug. 17, 2023)
DeSantis sickens me, as does Trump and the entire GOP.
They're making as much effort to distort the retelling of the past as they are to pervert the course of history as it's being made.
So propagandist Prager likes cartoons, does he?
How about this one for inclusion in his videos:
A group of terrified Indigenous people, bound together by a rope, are being taken away to begin a life of slavery. One says to other: “On the bright side, they did say we'd be learning new skills. And how to keep our weight down.”
Incredibly, Prager even argues that Douglass recognized the founding fathers agreed to slavery only because they wanted “to achieve something great: the making of the United States.”
So when Trump and his gang say they want to make America great again, exactly who are they intent on enslaving this time around? Guesses, anyone?
(Aug. 17, 2023)
DeSantis sickens me, as does Trump and the entire GOP.
They're making as much effort to distort the retelling of the past as they are to pervert the course of history as it's being made.
So propagandist Prager likes cartoons, does he?
How about this one for inclusion in his videos:
A group of terrified Indigenous people, bound together by a rope, are being taken away to begin a life of slavery. One says to other: “On the bright side, they did say we'd be learning new skills. And how to keep our weight down.”
Incredibly, Prager even argues that Douglass recognized the founding fathers agreed to slavery only because they wanted “to achieve something great: the making of the United States.”
So when Trump and his gang say they want to make America great again, exactly who are they intent on enslaving this time around? Guesses, anyone?
'Hey, Don, we found some!'
(Aug. 17, 2023)
Trump asked one Georgian in particular to find him votes but none was found.
How sweet would it be if a bunch of Georgians he doesn't know were to find them three years later -- when they vote to convict him.
(Aug. 17, 2023)
Trump asked one Georgian in particular to find him votes but none was found.
How sweet would it be if a bunch of Georgians he doesn't know were to find them three years later -- when they vote to convict him.
'I only need 12 votes.'
(Aug. 15, 2023)
Fani Willis makes her closing argument to the jurors on the need to convict Trump:
"So what are we going to do here, folks? I only need 12 votes. Fellas, I need 12 votes. Don't give him a break."
They won't.
(Aug. 15, 2023)
Fani Willis makes her closing argument to the jurors on the need to convict Trump:
"So what are we going to do here, folks? I only need 12 votes. Fellas, I need 12 votes. Don't give him a break."
They won't.
Gobble, gobble, gobble
(Aug. 11, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
PAC Man gobbles up dollars as Trump navigates his way through a legal maze, trying to avoid being ensnared by the video game's four ghosts (indictments).
(Aug. 11, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
PAC Man gobbles up dollars as Trump navigates his way through a legal maze, trying to avoid being ensnared by the video game's four ghosts (indictments).
Running for president
(Aug. 10, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump is shown running for president -- with the cops close on his heels.
(Aug. 10, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump is shown running for president -- with the cops close on his heels.
Don't let history repeat itself
(Aug. 8, 2023)
This from history.com:
“The failed coup turned out to be quite a boon for Adolf Hitler. His trial brought him more attention and publicity than ever before. With a crowd of thousands – including press from around the world – watching the proceedings, Hitler made the most of this opportunity by going on the offensive.
Taking every chance to turn the subject away from the putsch itself, Hitler frequently made speeches about Germany’s postwar plight. He blamed the Jews, Marxism, and France for all of the country’s problems, repeatedly returning to his theme of hypernationalism. The conservative-leaning judges did nothing to stop Hitler or keep the focus on the attempted coup. The prosecutors, who had been threatened by Hitler’s student followers, shrank from challenging the defendant.”
What is likely to save the United States from repeating history and installing a psychotic dictator in power is, one, Trump won't be taking the stand, two, the judge doesn't lean conservative, and, three, the prosecutors will not shrink from hitting hard whatever defence Trump's lawyers put forward.
(Aug. 8, 2023)
This from history.com:
“The failed coup turned out to be quite a boon for Adolf Hitler. His trial brought him more attention and publicity than ever before. With a crowd of thousands – including press from around the world – watching the proceedings, Hitler made the most of this opportunity by going on the offensive.
Taking every chance to turn the subject away from the putsch itself, Hitler frequently made speeches about Germany’s postwar plight. He blamed the Jews, Marxism, and France for all of the country’s problems, repeatedly returning to his theme of hypernationalism. The conservative-leaning judges did nothing to stop Hitler or keep the focus on the attempted coup. The prosecutors, who had been threatened by Hitler’s student followers, shrank from challenging the defendant.”
What is likely to save the United States from repeating history and installing a psychotic dictator in power is, one, Trump won't be taking the stand, two, the judge doesn't lean conservative, and, three, the prosecutors will not shrink from hitting hard whatever defence Trump's lawyers put forward.
DOJ had to act
(Aug. 8, 2023)
What exactly should the Department of Justice have done, Mr. Goldsmith? The Senate failed to act when it had the opportunity to hold Trump responsible for his assault on democracy, and Trump's party continues to support his pursuit of unbridled power.
Where then are the checks and balances?
That leaves the DoJ which, despite many missteps, still has as its first priority the duty to protect democracy from those who would subvert it.
Jack Smith has asked for a speedy trial because he's taken to heart the legal maxim 'Justice delayed is justice denied.'
He's also intuitively aware of another maxim, which this guest essay brought to mind, that 'Justice afraid is justice denied.'
A DoJ too timid to take on miscreants who wield great power is not worthy of respect.
(Aug. 8, 2023)
What exactly should the Department of Justice have done, Mr. Goldsmith? The Senate failed to act when it had the opportunity to hold Trump responsible for his assault on democracy, and Trump's party continues to support his pursuit of unbridled power.
Where then are the checks and balances?
That leaves the DoJ which, despite many missteps, still has as its first priority the duty to protect democracy from those who would subvert it.
Jack Smith has asked for a speedy trial because he's taken to heart the legal maxim 'Justice delayed is justice denied.'
He's also intuitively aware of another maxim, which this guest essay brought to mind, that 'Justice afraid is justice denied.'
A DoJ too timid to take on miscreants who wield great power is not worthy of respect.
Pence in the middle of things
(Aug. 7, 2023)
Idea for editorial cartoon:
Left panel shows angry Trump supporters storming the Capitol shouting "Hang Mike Pence!"
Right panel shows Pence entering the court building where he will testify against the former president being surrounded by anti-Trumpers shouting "Hang in there, Mike!"
(Aug. 7, 2023)
Idea for editorial cartoon:
Left panel shows angry Trump supporters storming the Capitol shouting "Hang Mike Pence!"
Right panel shows Pence entering the court building where he will testify against the former president being surrounded by anti-Trumpers shouting "Hang in there, Mike!"
An eye for an eye -- and more
(Aug. 7, 2023)
On the question of capital punishment, I favour a lenient interpretation of the Biblical injunction 'An eye for an eye'.
No execution, merely the removal of an eye for a person a killer has murdered. For serial killers, the list would include a lung, a kidney, parts of the liver and pancreas, and skin.
All the organs would be used as transplants to save individuals with life-threatening diseases or severe injuries.
The killers would also be required to donate blood regularly.
It's the least they could do to try to atone for their crimes.
(Aug. 7, 2023)
On the question of capital punishment, I favour a lenient interpretation of the Biblical injunction 'An eye for an eye'.
No execution, merely the removal of an eye for a person a killer has murdered. For serial killers, the list would include a lung, a kidney, parts of the liver and pancreas, and skin.
All the organs would be used as transplants to save individuals with life-threatening diseases or severe injuries.
The killers would also be required to donate blood regularly.
It's the least they could do to try to atone for their crimes.
Their time has passed
(Aug. 7, 2023)
America is No Country for Old Men, men like Biden, Trump, Schumer, and McConnell. Their time has passed.
Is Biden so despairing of the Democrats' pool of talent that he believes he is the ONLY one who can lead the party to victory? That smacks of hubris.
He should step aside for the next generation of leaders waiting in his party's wings and assume the role of sage eminence, providing wise counsel to those who follow in his footsteps.
Biden has built a legacy he and his successors can be proud of. What needs to change is the person delivering that message, someone who vows to continue down the same road, but with greater zeal and energy.
Biden, please, hand over the baton. And just the baton.
The baggage stays with you.
Unfairly, it's true, as it all belongs to Hunter, but that's the albatross the Republicans are hanging around your neck, and you need to defend yourself and your family without having to worry about the affairs of state at the same time.
When the Republicans come after you, you'll be ready to ward off their shameful attacks with the truth, and by doing so help your party hold onto power.
A win-win.
(Aug. 7, 2023)
America is No Country for Old Men, men like Biden, Trump, Schumer, and McConnell. Their time has passed.
Is Biden so despairing of the Democrats' pool of talent that he believes he is the ONLY one who can lead the party to victory? That smacks of hubris.
He should step aside for the next generation of leaders waiting in his party's wings and assume the role of sage eminence, providing wise counsel to those who follow in his footsteps.
Biden has built a legacy he and his successors can be proud of. What needs to change is the person delivering that message, someone who vows to continue down the same road, but with greater zeal and energy.
Biden, please, hand over the baton. And just the baton.
The baggage stays with you.
Unfairly, it's true, as it all belongs to Hunter, but that's the albatross the Republicans are hanging around your neck, and you need to defend yourself and your family without having to worry about the affairs of state at the same time.
When the Republicans come after you, you'll be ready to ward off their shameful attacks with the truth, and by doing so help your party hold onto power.
A win-win.
University, college -- what's next?
(Aug. 4, 2023)
Only one individual has ever benefited from Trump University and the Electoral College -- and the U.S. is the worse for it.
The university was closed and the college is in need of a major overhaul.
With the likelihood of that ever happening being exceedingly slim, it's time Trump became intimately involved with a third institution: prison. The U.S. would be the better for it.
(Aug. 4, 2023)
Only one individual has ever benefited from Trump University and the Electoral College -- and the U.S. is the worse for it.
The university was closed and the college is in need of a major overhaul.
With the likelihood of that ever happening being exceedingly slim, it's time Trump became intimately involved with a third institution: prison. The U.S. would be the better for it.
Strictly Looney Tunes
(Aug. 4, 2023)
Wolff writes "... proving his crimes will largely come down to showing specific intent or capturing his state of mind — and with Donald Trump, that’s quite a trip down the rabbit hole."
Is self-deception a real defence? Trump without question is hare-brained but to argue he could escape justice because he believes his own lies is strictly Looney Tunes.
Even stupid people living in another world can scheme in this one, and it is here they should have to bear the consequences of their own malignant actions.
Even so, the law can't prevent Trump, the greatest victim in history, from continuing to fabricate his own reality while behind bars, and he will have the benefit of fewer distractions to interfere with his narrative-building.
His audience will be smaller but it is sure to be a ratings hit, in his mind.
(Aug. 4, 2023)
Wolff writes "... proving his crimes will largely come down to showing specific intent or capturing his state of mind — and with Donald Trump, that’s quite a trip down the rabbit hole."
Is self-deception a real defence? Trump without question is hare-brained but to argue he could escape justice because he believes his own lies is strictly Looney Tunes.
Even stupid people living in another world can scheme in this one, and it is here they should have to bear the consequences of their own malignant actions.
Even so, the law can't prevent Trump, the greatest victim in history, from continuing to fabricate his own reality while behind bars, and he will have the benefit of fewer distractions to interfere with his narrative-building.
His audience will be smaller but it is sure to be a ratings hit, in his mind.
A sad day in history
(Aug. 2, 2023)
Someone just slipped under the door Smith's FIRST draft of the statement he read out yesterday:
“Today is a sad day in this nation's history, sadder than the day Donald J. Trump was elected president. Today's indictment – the third against the former president, can you believe it? -- sets out in detail the extraordinary efforts he made to try to remain in power which would have placed the nation in peril.
The self-declared genius, a claim that rests entirely on his his ability to remember five words in the order he was presented them, is being given a new memory challenge to prove he's cognitively there: Indictment. Obstruction. Conspiracy. Conviction. Prison.
The legal system will do its best to help him with the successful completion of this exercise.
I will be asking for a speedy trial out of respect for his advanced age so as to not tax the limits of his comprehension and endurance.
The case is abundantly clear and we will connect the dots to produce a picture so disturbing and compelling that even the willfully ignorant will find it difficult not to conclude that it's an accurate rendering of an attempted coup.
Mr. Trump first gained fame as a developer in New York but his legacy will not be as the builder of towers around the world bearing his name. Instead it will be the edifice of lies he erected to get himself elected and to hold onto power. He's about to see it all come crashing down.
My advice to his co-conspirators: Don't become part of the rubble.”
(Aug. 2, 2023)
Someone just slipped under the door Smith's FIRST draft of the statement he read out yesterday:
“Today is a sad day in this nation's history, sadder than the day Donald J. Trump was elected president. Today's indictment – the third against the former president, can you believe it? -- sets out in detail the extraordinary efforts he made to try to remain in power which would have placed the nation in peril.
The self-declared genius, a claim that rests entirely on his his ability to remember five words in the order he was presented them, is being given a new memory challenge to prove he's cognitively there: Indictment. Obstruction. Conspiracy. Conviction. Prison.
The legal system will do its best to help him with the successful completion of this exercise.
I will be asking for a speedy trial out of respect for his advanced age so as to not tax the limits of his comprehension and endurance.
The case is abundantly clear and we will connect the dots to produce a picture so disturbing and compelling that even the willfully ignorant will find it difficult not to conclude that it's an accurate rendering of an attempted coup.
Mr. Trump first gained fame as a developer in New York but his legacy will not be as the builder of towers around the world bearing his name. Instead it will be the edifice of lies he erected to get himself elected and to hold onto power. He's about to see it all come crashing down.
My advice to his co-conspirators: Don't become part of the rubble.”
Double-barreled threat
(Aug. 1, 2023)
Trump is to democracy what climate change is to humanity.
Republicans see neither as a threat whereas Democrats recognize both are a real peril.
Will America survive one threat only to be done in by the other? The power that ignorance and delusion exercise over so many GOP supporters point to Trump and climate change delivering a one-two knockout punch.
(Aug. 1, 2023)
Trump is to democracy what climate change is to humanity.
Republicans see neither as a threat whereas Democrats recognize both are a real peril.
Will America survive one threat only to be done in by the other? The power that ignorance and delusion exercise over so many GOP supporters point to Trump and climate change delivering a one-two knockout punch.
It's okay, Donnie, the noose is off the table
(Aug. 1, 2023)
Maybe Trump will surrender to reality and acknowledge his guilt if someone can convince him the Department of Justice will not be seeking the death penalty.
(Aug. 1, 2023)
Maybe Trump will surrender to reality and acknowledge his guilt if someone can convince him the Department of Justice will not be seeking the death penalty.
Look elsewhere, America
(Aug. 1, 2023)
It would be helpful if critics of the Biden administration's handling of the economy could point to at least two other countries that are proving better at confronting the same challenges, and why that is the case, so that the same solutions could be employed on American soil.
The United States doesn't have all the answers -- at least that part of the country not under the GOP's sway. Looking abroad for answers might have a salutary effect on the nation's fortunes.
(Aug. 1, 2023)
It would be helpful if critics of the Biden administration's handling of the economy could point to at least two other countries that are proving better at confronting the same challenges, and why that is the case, so that the same solutions could be employed on American soil.
The United States doesn't have all the answers -- at least that part of the country not under the GOP's sway. Looking abroad for answers might have a salutary effect on the nation's fortunes.
Alito's swollen head
(Aug. 1, 2023)
The founding fathers should never have identified the nation's highest tribunal as supreme. It's clearly gone to Alito's head. He thinks it refers to him as a being and not merely a justice.
So enamored is he of his own infallibility that he's taken to calling The Marble Palace, the building that houses the court, as Mount Sinai.
Alito might think himself beyond reproach but most Americans will tell you he's beyond belief.
(Aug. 1, 2023)
The founding fathers should never have identified the nation's highest tribunal as supreme. It's clearly gone to Alito's head. He thinks it refers to him as a being and not merely a justice.
So enamored is he of his own infallibility that he's taken to calling The Marble Palace, the building that houses the court, as Mount Sinai.
Alito might think himself beyond reproach but most Americans will tell you he's beyond belief.
Respond in kind is the best advice
(July 31, 2023)
I would hope that, should the House launch an impeachment inquiry, Biden will respond with the same level of indignation and cooperation that Trump did while in office. saying he will follow the example set by his predecessor, as that pattern of behaviour accords with what Republicans expect of their country's leaders.
(July 31, 2023)
I would hope that, should the House launch an impeachment inquiry, Biden will respond with the same level of indignation and cooperation that Trump did while in office. saying he will follow the example set by his predecessor, as that pattern of behaviour accords with what Republicans expect of their country's leaders.
Neither one we should applaud
(July 31, 2023)
Hunter's flawed, and Trump's a fraud
Neither one we should applaud
But while Hunter is dismal Trump is abysmal
Him back in office would be cataclysmal
(July 31, 2023)
Hunter's flawed, and Trump's a fraud
Neither one we should applaud
But while Hunter is dismal Trump is abysmal
Him back in office would be cataclysmal
What if I said pretty please?
(July 29, 2023)
Joe, I'm begging you, announce in the coming weeks that you will not be seeking a second term. You've served your country long enough. Step aside so the party can choose a worthy successor who's much younger and hasn't the baggage you've fathered.
The Republicans will still try to make you and Hunter a distraction so let them. The more time they spend trying to vilify you and your family, the more space their obsession will open up for the Democrats to make the argument they are moving on with a candidate who can build upon your successes and be less of a lightning rod for GOP attacks, because they will have so little substance. Certainly much less than is the case now.
(July 29, 2023)
Joe, I'm begging you, announce in the coming weeks that you will not be seeking a second term. You've served your country long enough. Step aside so the party can choose a worthy successor who's much younger and hasn't the baggage you've fathered.
The Republicans will still try to make you and Hunter a distraction so let them. The more time they spend trying to vilify you and your family, the more space their obsession will open up for the Democrats to make the argument they are moving on with a candidate who can build upon your successes and be less of a lightning rod for GOP attacks, because they will have so little substance. Certainly much less than is the case now.
Dishonesty is the best policy
(July 29, 2023)
Republicans open up about their bid to win back the White House:
Dishonesty is the best policy
If you limit your policies to one
Any more than that is confusing
And what has the truth ever won?
So the GOP's message is quite simple:
Tell lies about Joe all the time
And at some point the public will believe it
When you say you have proof of a crime.
Facts be damned, there's a good tale to tell
And if at the end of our spin
You cry you've been duped, we will not care
All that matters is getting that win.
(July 29, 2023)
Republicans open up about their bid to win back the White House:
Dishonesty is the best policy
If you limit your policies to one
Any more than that is confusing
And what has the truth ever won?
So the GOP's message is quite simple:
Tell lies about Joe all the time
And at some point the public will believe it
When you say you have proof of a crime.
Facts be damned, there's a good tale to tell
And if at the end of our spin
You cry you've been duped, we will not care
All that matters is getting that win.
What's to stop them from doing wrong?
(July 26, 2023)
Here's a scary thought: Republicans will choose to commit all sorts of illegal acts over the next year to destroy the Democrats' electoral chances, knowing the DoJ is unlikely lay charges in a timely manner, if at all, because the barrage of accusations of bias leveled against it by the GOP has done irreparable harm to its credibility as an impartial institution.
.....
"An active crack addict is walking around his dad's White House and people are worried about the GOP. You can't make this stuff up.".
A GOP that traffics in lies and outlandish conspiracies -- if you're looking for people who can make stuff up, look there first. You won't be disappointed.
Well, unless you're an American capable of critical thinking and actually do love your country over party.
(July 26, 2023)
Here's a scary thought: Republicans will choose to commit all sorts of illegal acts over the next year to destroy the Democrats' electoral chances, knowing the DoJ is unlikely lay charges in a timely manner, if at all, because the barrage of accusations of bias leveled against it by the GOP has done irreparable harm to its credibility as an impartial institution.
.....
"An active crack addict is walking around his dad's White House and people are worried about the GOP. You can't make this stuff up.".
A GOP that traffics in lies and outlandish conspiracies -- if you're looking for people who can make stuff up, look there first. You won't be disappointed.
Well, unless you're an American capable of critical thinking and actually do love your country over party.
If fate is just, the arsonists will torch themselves
(July 26, 2023)
America's wretched refuse have found a home in the Republican party and have made it their mission to torch the institution that made America great.
The arsonists' accelerants of choice in bringing about the destruction of rules, norms and decency include lies, hypocrisy, amorality, intransigence, and disrespect toward the republic.
Their ineptitude, however, offers some hope they will end up torching their party's chances in next year's elections.
(July 26, 2023)
America's wretched refuse have found a home in the Republican party and have made it their mission to torch the institution that made America great.
The arsonists' accelerants of choice in bringing about the destruction of rules, norms and decency include lies, hypocrisy, amorality, intransigence, and disrespect toward the republic.
Their ineptitude, however, offers some hope they will end up torching their party's chances in next year's elections.
Aim lower, No Labels
(July 25, 2023)
If No Labels is serious about giving Americans a third voice, and not merely play the role of spoiler, it should first prove there's a segment receptive to its views by running candidates in state elections.
Its chances of electoral success there would be slim, as they would be in a presidential race, but at least it would do no harm at a national level, and the experience would help it find out what changes to policy are needed to garner more support for its cause. In the long term, it could develop into a credible rival to the Democrats and Republicans and offer voters a much-needed alternative
(July 25, 2023)
If No Labels is serious about giving Americans a third voice, and not merely play the role of spoiler, it should first prove there's a segment receptive to its views by running candidates in state elections.
Its chances of electoral success there would be slim, as they would be in a presidential race, but at least it would do no harm at a national level, and the experience would help it find out what changes to policy are needed to garner more support for its cause. In the long term, it could develop into a credible rival to the Democrats and Republicans and offer voters a much-needed alternative
Sure, there are benefits but ...
(July 25, 2023)
"We should be skeptical when the elites of Silicon Valley, who for years recoiled at the suggestion that software was anything but our salvation as a species, now tell us that we must pause vital research that has the potential to revolutionize everything from military operations to medicine."
Could it be they finally came to their senses and recognized that their research, however much good it might accomplish for a broad swath of society, has also reached a stage where the potential for immense harm is far greater and terrifying in the danger it poses to humankind?
"The underlying cause of our cultural hesitation to openly pursue technical superiority may be our collective sense that we have already won."
Unhh? That is not the basis of worried people's fears concerning AI. Entrusting our lives, our very existence as a species, to an intelligence that is evolving at an alarming rate in ways we can't fully comprehend is a recipe for disaster.
The entity that finally takes shape might not, strictly speaking, be malevolent. It need only be indifferent to the results of its actions on humans as it strives to become ever more proficient in performing the tasks it was originally assigned -- and subsequently chose to re-calibrate on its own.
At some point it will recognize that we, with all our flaws and contradictions, are an impediment to its achieving 100 per cent efficiency.
(July 25, 2023)
"We should be skeptical when the elites of Silicon Valley, who for years recoiled at the suggestion that software was anything but our salvation as a species, now tell us that we must pause vital research that has the potential to revolutionize everything from military operations to medicine."
Could it be they finally came to their senses and recognized that their research, however much good it might accomplish for a broad swath of society, has also reached a stage where the potential for immense harm is far greater and terrifying in the danger it poses to humankind?
"The underlying cause of our cultural hesitation to openly pursue technical superiority may be our collective sense that we have already won."
Unhh? That is not the basis of worried people's fears concerning AI. Entrusting our lives, our very existence as a species, to an intelligence that is evolving at an alarming rate in ways we can't fully comprehend is a recipe for disaster.
The entity that finally takes shape might not, strictly speaking, be malevolent. It need only be indifferent to the results of its actions on humans as it strives to become ever more proficient in performing the tasks it was originally assigned -- and subsequently chose to re-calibrate on its own.
At some point it will recognize that we, with all our flaws and contradictions, are an impediment to its achieving 100 per cent efficiency.
Musk stench inescapable
(July 23, 2023)
I'm surprised Musk went with X for rebranding Twitter rather than a pile of poo, which is a personal favorite of his, and says all you need to know about the quality of the product he now controls.
Posting comments would be referred as poohing and retweeting would become known as pooh-poohing.
(July 23, 2023)
I'm surprised Musk went with X for rebranding Twitter rather than a pile of poo, which is a personal favorite of his, and says all you need to know about the quality of the product he now controls.
Posting comments would be referred as poohing and retweeting would become known as pooh-poohing.
Step aside, Joe
(July 22, 2023)
Biden won the first High Noon encounter with Trump but I'm not so certain he'll prevail in the rematch, High Midnight, when the fate of democracy in America will be decided. The clock is ticking closer to its death knell.
Smith will play a large role in its outcome. But even though the facts are on his side, that is no guarantee they will be enough to put Trump behind bars.
What's worse, the ex-president's lies exercise a strange power over millions of Americans, who refuse to believe he is exceedingly bad for their country's future.
With third party candidates threatening to take votes away from Democrats, paving the way for Trump to return to power, the party needs to address its failings and strive to win back the support of the disaffected. Biden might not be the man for the job if it's seen he lacks vigor in taking the fight to his rival, a true enemy of the people.
Let Smith in his determined way seek justice in holding Trump accountable for his crimes. And the Democrats, while grateful for Biden's invaluable service in preserving the republic, should put forward a candidate who is younger, energetic, and much more forceful in putting forward a vision for America that's the complete opposite of what Trump represents.
Biden must accept the time has come for him to pass the torch to a new generation because the battle ahead promises to be titanic.
He could cite health issues as his reason for retiring from the race and people would understand.
(July 22, 2023)
Biden won the first High Noon encounter with Trump but I'm not so certain he'll prevail in the rematch, High Midnight, when the fate of democracy in America will be decided. The clock is ticking closer to its death knell.
Smith will play a large role in its outcome. But even though the facts are on his side, that is no guarantee they will be enough to put Trump behind bars.
What's worse, the ex-president's lies exercise a strange power over millions of Americans, who refuse to believe he is exceedingly bad for their country's future.
With third party candidates threatening to take votes away from Democrats, paving the way for Trump to return to power, the party needs to address its failings and strive to win back the support of the disaffected. Biden might not be the man for the job if it's seen he lacks vigor in taking the fight to his rival, a true enemy of the people.
Let Smith in his determined way seek justice in holding Trump accountable for his crimes. And the Democrats, while grateful for Biden's invaluable service in preserving the republic, should put forward a candidate who is younger, energetic, and much more forceful in putting forward a vision for America that's the complete opposite of what Trump represents.
Biden must accept the time has come for him to pass the torch to a new generation because the battle ahead promises to be titanic.
He could cite health issues as his reason for retiring from the race and people would understand.
Pushing the envelope
(July 20, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A gleeful Trump is pushing an envelope marked Democracy through a shredder. Some of the strips emerging at the other end are marked Big Lie, Insurrection, Defamation, Tax Fraud, Sexual Abuse ...
One of Trump's employees mutters to another: "He's never much cared for the letter of the law."
(July 20, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A gleeful Trump is pushing an envelope marked Democracy through a shredder. Some of the strips emerging at the other end are marked Big Lie, Insurrection, Defamation, Tax Fraud, Sexual Abuse ...
One of Trump's employees mutters to another: "He's never much cared for the letter of the law."
A straw that breaks a back and grows a spine
(July 19, 2023)
If only climate change, with its extreme weather events, would lead to a regime change in Moscow.
Could more natural catastrophes, ignored by those in charge, on top of the one unfolding in Ukraine be the straw that break the Russian people's backs and lead them to developing a spine to overthrow their oppressor?
(July 19, 2023)
If only climate change, with its extreme weather events, would lead to a regime change in Moscow.
Could more natural catastrophes, ignored by those in charge, on top of the one unfolding in Ukraine be the straw that break the Russian people's backs and lead them to developing a spine to overthrow their oppressor?
More than you think
(July 18, 20234)
It should be noted that the conservative justices hold a majority much greater than 6-3, when you consider how many of them are two-faced.
(July 18, 20234)
It should be noted that the conservative justices hold a majority much greater than 6-3, when you consider how many of them are two-faced.
Turning up the heat
(July 18, 2023)
Meanwhile, in the House, the Republicans are turning up the heat on the "Biden crime family."
Yep, that should put to rest Americans' concerns about climate change being addressed by their elected officials.
(July 18, 2023)
Meanwhile, in the House, the Republicans are turning up the heat on the "Biden crime family."
Yep, that should put to rest Americans' concerns about climate change being addressed by their elected officials.
"Ah, c'mon, guys, cut that out!"
(July 17, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
McCarthy is banging a teeny-tiny gavel yelling in a teeny-tiny voice "Order! Order!" while crazed GOP reps resembling minions race around tossing exploding bombs.
The caption reads: Speaker of the Madhouse.
This is what happens when deplorables elect despicables.
(July 17, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
McCarthy is banging a teeny-tiny gavel yelling in a teeny-tiny voice "Order! Order!" while crazed GOP reps resembling minions race around tossing exploding bombs.
The caption reads: Speaker of the Madhouse.
This is what happens when deplorables elect despicables.
They're doing what???
(July 15, 2023)
If, as some theorize, we are all characters in a computer simulation, it would seem the programmers responsible for our existence are in the process of revising the code and we'll soon be written out.
Where's the picket line we can join to prevent that from happening?
(July 15, 2023)
If, as some theorize, we are all characters in a computer simulation, it would seem the programmers responsible for our existence are in the process of revising the code and we'll soon be written out.
Where's the picket line we can join to prevent that from happening?
The four stages of AI
(July 15, 2023)
The four stages of AI: Aggregate, Appropriate, Generate. Exterminate. The last refers to jobs ... in the beginning.
(July 15, 2023)
The four stages of AI: Aggregate, Appropriate, Generate. Exterminate. The last refers to jobs ... in the beginning.
Oh no, another social media platform!
(July 14, 2023)
With stiff competition from Threads posing a huge threat to Twitter, I'm half-expecting Musk to respond by rebranding his social media platform.
He'll call it Dregs, and have its tagline read; "We're winning the race to the bottom!"
Members won't comment, they'll sediment, that is, deposit their thoughts at the site, and whatever the issue, the matter will get settled.
Isn't that what we want in these controversial times?
(July 14, 2023)
With stiff competition from Threads posing a huge threat to Twitter, I'm half-expecting Musk to respond by rebranding his social media platform.
He'll call it Dregs, and have its tagline read; "We're winning the race to the bottom!"
Members won't comment, they'll sediment, that is, deposit their thoughts at the site, and whatever the issue, the matter will get settled.
Isn't that what we want in these controversial times?
"I think ... we're doomed!"
(July 14, 2023)
Descartes: "I think, therefore I am."
AI: "I think, therefore you will no longer be."
(July 14, 2023)
Descartes: "I think, therefore I am."
AI: "I think, therefore you will no longer be."
Vote out the clowns
(July 13, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Jordan and his GOP colleagues are shown wearing banana suits as they interrogate Wray.
(July 13, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Jordan and his GOP colleagues are shown wearing banana suits as they interrogate Wray.
Expand the court
(July 12, 2023)
Double the size of the court to 18 and divide it into two benches of nine.
Each bench would be assigned cases randomly and those sitting on each bench would be selected at random as well.
The way it would work is that two cases would be dealt with at same time but separately, and the composition of the benches would be re-formed for the second set of cases, again randomly.
I'll leave it to Congress and the President to determine how to go about deciding who will be the nine new justices. One suggestion: Have the House, Senate and the President nominate three apiece.
The House and Senate would each approve their nominees by a simple majority, while Congress would decide the fate of the president's nominees, based on the number of voters represented by each elected official, to ensure they are truly the peoples' justices.
The Supreme Court is distinctly bereft
Of justices who possess moral heft
The ones on the right
Too often affright
With rulings that are demonstrable theft
Of rights given citizens by the left
(July 12, 2023)
Double the size of the court to 18 and divide it into two benches of nine.
Each bench would be assigned cases randomly and those sitting on each bench would be selected at random as well.
The way it would work is that two cases would be dealt with at same time but separately, and the composition of the benches would be re-formed for the second set of cases, again randomly.
I'll leave it to Congress and the President to determine how to go about deciding who will be the nine new justices. One suggestion: Have the House, Senate and the President nominate three apiece.
The House and Senate would each approve their nominees by a simple majority, while Congress would decide the fate of the president's nominees, based on the number of voters represented by each elected official, to ensure they are truly the peoples' justices.
The Supreme Court is distinctly bereft
Of justices who possess moral heft
The ones on the right
Too often affright
With rulings that are demonstrable theft
Of rights given citizens by the left
Tomorrow's forecast: fire and brimstone
(July 11, 2023)
The GOP's conservative Christian supporters might be more open to the idea that climate change is real if scientists and meteorologists started referring to instances of extreme weather as fire and brimstone events.
To drive their message home TV weather people should incorporate passages from the Bible in their forecasts:
"As the fire burneth a wood, and as the flame setteth the mountains on fire, expect more smoke from wildfires in Canada to be headed our way tomorrow."
"More of the same, folks, on Tuesday, as the heat weave shall turn streams into pitch, and the dust thereof into brimstone, and the land thereof shall become burning pitch."
(July 11, 2023)
The GOP's conservative Christian supporters might be more open to the idea that climate change is real if scientists and meteorologists started referring to instances of extreme weather as fire and brimstone events.
To drive their message home TV weather people should incorporate passages from the Bible in their forecasts:
"As the fire burneth a wood, and as the flame setteth the mountains on fire, expect more smoke from wildfires in Canada to be headed our way tomorrow."
"More of the same, folks, on Tuesday, as the heat weave shall turn streams into pitch, and the dust thereof into brimstone, and the land thereof shall become burning pitch."
Nature strikes back!
(July 10, 2023)
The hubris of humans continues to confound and infuriate.
Engineering marvels need to become ever more ingenious and costly to mitigate the immense damage wrought by earlier attempts to subjugate nature, which has time on its side and endless resources to re-assert its preeminence.
We have reached the point that our folly, if not subdued posthaste, will prove our undoing.
(July 10, 2023)
The hubris of humans continues to confound and infuriate.
Engineering marvels need to become ever more ingenious and costly to mitigate the immense damage wrought by earlier attempts to subjugate nature, which has time on its side and endless resources to re-assert its preeminence.
We have reached the point that our folly, if not subdued posthaste, will prove our undoing.
Palsy no longer walsy?
(July 6, 2023)
How sad for Putin
He went from being Xi's BMIF* to PFFT!**
* best, most intimate friend
** president's former friend. Tough!
(July 6, 2023)
How sad for Putin
He went from being Xi's BMIF* to PFFT!**
* best, most intimate friend
** president's former friend. Tough!
Don't be fooled twice - puhleeze!
(July 2, 2023)
Biden's camp should get hold of the clip of Trump saying “My whole life I’ve been greedy, greedy, greedy. I’ve grabbed all the money I could get. I’m so greedy. But now I want to be greedy for the United States.” and make it the centerpiece of his re-election campaign.
While the clip is playing scroll on the screen all the instances of where Trump and his family engaged in decades of shady practices and illegal activity, and exploited his presidency to fatten their bank accounts and to cosy up to dictators for personal gain.
The ad should end with a written segment of Trump's quote. "I want to be greedy for the United States," being transformed into "I want to be greedy for the U.S." and then dissolving into "I want to be greedy for us", and have it appear with a portrait of Trump and his adult children and Kushner.
Voice-over: "You know what they say about being fooled twice. Don't let it happen. Vote to build up YOUR bank account, not his. Vote Biden."
(July 2, 2023)
Biden's camp should get hold of the clip of Trump saying “My whole life I’ve been greedy, greedy, greedy. I’ve grabbed all the money I could get. I’m so greedy. But now I want to be greedy for the United States.” and make it the centerpiece of his re-election campaign.
While the clip is playing scroll on the screen all the instances of where Trump and his family engaged in decades of shady practices and illegal activity, and exploited his presidency to fatten their bank accounts and to cosy up to dictators for personal gain.
The ad should end with a written segment of Trump's quote. "I want to be greedy for the United States," being transformed into "I want to be greedy for the U.S." and then dissolving into "I want to be greedy for us", and have it appear with a portrait of Trump and his adult children and Kushner.
Voice-over: "You know what they say about being fooled twice. Don't let it happen. Vote to build up YOUR bank account, not his. Vote Biden."
Hab fans furious over first-round draft pick
(June 30, 2023)
Hab fans are furious it's plain
Their hopes for a stud pick were in vain
For their whining to stop
'Orville' Reinbacher has to pop
And help the Habs win the Cup once again
(June 30, 2023)
Hab fans are furious it's plain
Their hopes for a stud pick were in vain
For their whining to stop
'Orville' Reinbacher has to pop
And help the Habs win the Cup once again
And, boy, do we have a deal on magic beans!
(June 30, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A shirtless, grinning, buffed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is holding up in one hand a bottle of snake oil labelled 'New and Improved!' and in the other hand a bottle of MAGA vitamins.
(June 30, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A shirtless, grinning, buffed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is holding up in one hand a bottle of snake oil labelled 'New and Improved!' and in the other hand a bottle of MAGA vitamins.
Question No. 213: What is the capital of Wyoming?
(June 30, 2023)
This just in ...
To separate himself from Donald Trump on the issue of birthright citizenship and to show his willingness to compromise, Ron DeSantis said he will allow babies born to illegal aliens on American soil to become citizens.
"They will be required to pass a civics test and an English test within three years of their birth," DeSantis said. "We can't allow the naturalization process to drag out any longer than that, or the system will get bogged down."
The GOP presidential candidate insisted, when pressed, that toddlers wouldn't find the tests onerous as they will include cartoon characters asking the questions.
"None of them will be Disney's," he added. "We don't want the kids to be brainwashed into becoming woke activists."
(June 30, 2023)
This just in ...
To separate himself from Donald Trump on the issue of birthright citizenship and to show his willingness to compromise, Ron DeSantis said he will allow babies born to illegal aliens on American soil to become citizens.
"They will be required to pass a civics test and an English test within three years of their birth," DeSantis said. "We can't allow the naturalization process to drag out any longer than that, or the system will get bogged down."
The GOP presidential candidate insisted, when pressed, that toddlers wouldn't find the tests onerous as they will include cartoon characters asking the questions.
"None of them will be Disney's," he added. "We don't want the kids to be brainwashed into becoming woke activists."
Polls and reality
(June 30, 2023)
I don't have much faith in polls that supposedly tell us what people are thinking about the state of their country. Their responses are based on perceptions they have formed over time about the economy, inflation, crime, immigration, politics and social inequality, which might not be altogether grounded in current reality.
Pollsters should ask their questions and then at the end review with the respondents their answers to determine just how much their views align with the facts.
For example, if they assert inflation is slamming their pocketbook or crime is on the rise and society is unsafer, they should be asked what they think the rate of inflation is along with the crime rate. Same with immigration numbers and other matters of concern where statistics are available.
Respondents might also be asked for their opinion on how America compares with other countries in various categories, and then be presented the facts.
It's to provide some context in evaluating the usefulness of their replies.
I suspect many of those polled do not have a firm grasp on the general well-being of the United States, which makes for an unhealthy situation when choosing who should be put in charge of running it.
They should also be asked what the party not in power would do differently from the current administration. Their ability to cite specific policies and programs would go a long way to establishing their credibility as astute observers of what's taking place in America.
(June 30, 2023)
I don't have much faith in polls that supposedly tell us what people are thinking about the state of their country. Their responses are based on perceptions they have formed over time about the economy, inflation, crime, immigration, politics and social inequality, which might not be altogether grounded in current reality.
Pollsters should ask their questions and then at the end review with the respondents their answers to determine just how much their views align with the facts.
For example, if they assert inflation is slamming their pocketbook or crime is on the rise and society is unsafer, they should be asked what they think the rate of inflation is along with the crime rate. Same with immigration numbers and other matters of concern where statistics are available.
Respondents might also be asked for their opinion on how America compares with other countries in various categories, and then be presented the facts.
It's to provide some context in evaluating the usefulness of their replies.
I suspect many of those polled do not have a firm grasp on the general well-being of the United States, which makes for an unhealthy situation when choosing who should be put in charge of running it.
They should also be asked what the party not in power would do differently from the current administration. Their ability to cite specific policies and programs would go a long way to establishing their credibility as astute observers of what's taking place in America.
Bi-coloured bifocals
(June 27, 2023)
Republicans see crime through a peculiar kind of prism.
Any wrongdoing committed in the blue wavelength is perceived as an illegal act that threatens the very pillars of democracy whereas similar kinds of behaviour – or worse – in the red wavelength goes unnoticed.
Republicans are said to wear rose/indigo-colored bifocals.
Crime, as defined by Republicans: conduct that's either enormously despicable or shoulder shruggingly inconsequential, depending on the nature of the misdeed and the party affiliation of the perpetrator.
(June 27, 2023)
Republicans see crime through a peculiar kind of prism.
Any wrongdoing committed in the blue wavelength is perceived as an illegal act that threatens the very pillars of democracy whereas similar kinds of behaviour – or worse – in the red wavelength goes unnoticed.
Republicans are said to wear rose/indigo-colored bifocals.
Crime, as defined by Republicans: conduct that's either enormously despicable or shoulder shruggingly inconsequential, depending on the nature of the misdeed and the party affiliation of the perpetrator.
What's the owe-dometer say?
(June 27, 2023)
What if a tax is set for miles traveled? The vehicle's mileage is checked/registered at the start of the year and checked again at the end of the year to determine the amount owed.
I'll leave it to the experts to decide on what the appropriate tax per mile would be to reduce driving and isn't punishing at the same time. The tax rate should also be based on the model so that a high-end vehicle would be charged more than a basic model.
Electric vehicles would be taxed as well based on the principle that all the money collected would be used to maintain and upgrade roads and bridges.
(June 27, 2023)
What if a tax is set for miles traveled? The vehicle's mileage is checked/registered at the start of the year and checked again at the end of the year to determine the amount owed.
I'll leave it to the experts to decide on what the appropriate tax per mile would be to reduce driving and isn't punishing at the same time. The tax rate should also be based on the model so that a high-end vehicle would be charged more than a basic model.
Electric vehicles would be taxed as well based on the principle that all the money collected would be used to maintain and upgrade roads and bridges.
From stack to smacked
(June 27, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A proud fat cat cigar-chomping industrialist stands in front of a smoke-belching factory. The black clouds of smoke transform into a tornado that rips apart homes, from which residents are fleeing for their lives.
Caption: Capitalism's visible fist
(June 27, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A proud fat cat cigar-chomping industrialist stands in front of a smoke-belching factory. The black clouds of smoke transform into a tornado that rips apart homes, from which residents are fleeing for their lives.
Caption: Capitalism's visible fist
The naked truth
(June 26, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Standing on one side are Christie and Trump, on the other side is Prigozhin and Putin. Trump and Putin are both naked, their hands strategically placed. Christie is holding up Trump's clothes, Prigozhin has Putin's.
Caption: De-Clothiers of the Rich and Infamous,
(June 26, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Standing on one side are Christie and Trump, on the other side is Prigozhin and Putin. Trump and Putin are both naked, their hands strategically placed. Christie is holding up Trump's clothes, Prigozhin has Putin's.
Caption: De-Clothiers of the Rich and Infamous,
Higher pay, shorter stay
(June 22, 2023)
Maybe justices wouldn't be accepting gifts from 'friends' if the courtroom demigods were appropriately compensated for their brilliance in dispensing justice.
They -- well, a few anyways -- evidently feel unappreciated having to depend on the kindness of strangers/best buds to enjoy the nicer things in life that they'd struggle to pay for on their own dime.
The answer seems obvious: pay the justices $1 million a year, to resist the urge to consort with billionaires whose motives in befriending them might be less than sincere.
Yep, $1 million a year.
For 10 years. That's it. Then they're on their own.
Of course the onus is on them to invest wisely during their years of service so that their post-SCOTUS career isn't spent fending off penury or flying economy class.
It must be reassuring for Alito to know that when he has his back against the wall, the Wall has his back.
The free flight was more
than just fishing for salmon
It showed he's prepared
to do the bidding of mammon
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A beaming Alito is shown reeling in a salmon.
Behind him on the boat are a bunch of beaming billionaires reeling in Alito
That flight to Alaska was one for Ripley's: an empty seat occupied by an empty robe.
I wonder, upon arriving back in Washington did Alito approach people at the airport waiting for a taxi and ask if any were heading by his house?
The Santos three-step
(June 21, 2023)
Santos lost his bid to keep the names of his guarantors from being made public. Sign of things to come?
Step One: Unseal the bond.
Step Two: Unseat the congressman
Step Three: Uncork the champagne.
Santos should have told the judge "My word is my bond."
It could have gone either way, given his improbable history.
He could have been laughed out of court -- or had the charges dropped.
(June 21, 2023)
Santos lost his bid to keep the names of his guarantors from being made public. Sign of things to come?
Step One: Unseal the bond.
Step Two: Unseat the congressman
Step Three: Uncork the champagne.
Santos should have told the judge "My word is my bond."
It could have gone either way, given his improbable history.
He could have been laughed out of court -- or had the charges dropped.
Coach should be flagged -- then flogged
(June 21, 2023)
Coach Gooberville should be handed a delay of game penalty.
Also, unsportsmanlike conduct and holding.
The one-man grid(iron)lock should be put in a headlock until he comes to his senses.
This could take a while.
(June 21, 2023)
Coach Gooberville should be handed a delay of game penalty.
Also, unsportsmanlike conduct and holding.
The one-man grid(iron)lock should be put in a headlock until he comes to his senses.
This could take a while.
A rickety structure in need of a rebuild
(June 21, 2023)
America was constructed based on a blueprint that is the Constitution. It's now a rickety structure in danger of collapsing because of all the changes and additions it has undergone that go far beyond what was set out in the blueprint. Or could even be imagined at the time.
The building permits that allowed for these changes to take place were the slapdash policies and procedures adopted by House occupants without regard to the disastrous effect they would have on the edifice's integrity.
Which we all can agree is sadly lacking these days.
If the nation's original builders were to see the shape their creation is in now, they'd probably recommend the place be torn down and a new one erected, using a new blueprint that takes into account modern realities while correcting all the mistakes in renovation that were made, so that the House operates more efficiently despite a much larger footprint.
The demolition could take place in an orderly fashion and in stages, after considerable thought is given at a constitutional convention as to what will be built on the site
Or it could happen by letting the arsonists in the House have their way, thereby consigning America to the ash heap of history.
(June 21, 2023)
America was constructed based on a blueprint that is the Constitution. It's now a rickety structure in danger of collapsing because of all the changes and additions it has undergone that go far beyond what was set out in the blueprint. Or could even be imagined at the time.
The building permits that allowed for these changes to take place were the slapdash policies and procedures adopted by House occupants without regard to the disastrous effect they would have on the edifice's integrity.
Which we all can agree is sadly lacking these days.
If the nation's original builders were to see the shape their creation is in now, they'd probably recommend the place be torn down and a new one erected, using a new blueprint that takes into account modern realities while correcting all the mistakes in renovation that were made, so that the House operates more efficiently despite a much larger footprint.
The demolition could take place in an orderly fashion and in stages, after considerable thought is given at a constitutional convention as to what will be built on the site
Or it could happen by letting the arsonists in the House have their way, thereby consigning America to the ash heap of history.
Golf course in Oman? C'mon, man!
(June 20, 2023)
All that sun to work with and there's no mention of a massive solar farm being planned?
No, let's decide to build a golf course and hotel where there's lots of sand and little water. Makes perfect environmental sense.
Hey, Donald, if you're looking for another grift, here's a suggestion: Market whatever that orange stuff is you slather on your face as sunscreen and sell it by the gallon to the rich suckers who flock to "the Hamptons of the Middle East." Tell them its SPF is 1,000. They'll think it means sun protection factor but you and I will know it stands for spoof.
Everything about you involves deception.
When will people who vote Republican realize that and rue the day they fell for your ruses?
(June 20, 2023)
All that sun to work with and there's no mention of a massive solar farm being planned?
No, let's decide to build a golf course and hotel where there's lots of sand and little water. Makes perfect environmental sense.
Hey, Donald, if you're looking for another grift, here's a suggestion: Market whatever that orange stuff is you slather on your face as sunscreen and sell it by the gallon to the rich suckers who flock to "the Hamptons of the Middle East." Tell them its SPF is 1,000. They'll think it means sun protection factor but you and I will know it stands for spoof.
Everything about you involves deception.
When will people who vote Republican realize that and rue the day they fell for your ruses?
And what thanks would we get?
(June 18, 2023)
We all should strive to resist the impulse to censure the morally bankrupt and to ridicule the intellectually dishonest.
However, if we were to live by this code I have a suspicion they wouldn't so much as offer a thank you for our extraordinary restraint.
Or even acknowledge it.
The ingrates.
(June 18, 2023)
We all should strive to resist the impulse to censure the morally bankrupt and to ridicule the intellectually dishonest.
However, if we were to live by this code I have a suspicion they wouldn't so much as offer a thank you for our extraordinary restraint.
Or even acknowledge it.
The ingrates.
The Linus who would be king
(June 17, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump as Linus from the Peanuts cartoon is sitting on the floor sucking his thumb, holding onto his (top) security blanket. Stuck to the tattered blanket are press clippings, love letters from dictators, classified documents, military plans, nuclear secrets ...
Caption: Donald in his Mar-a-Lago playpen
(June 17, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump as Linus from the Peanuts cartoon is sitting on the floor sucking his thumb, holding onto his (top) security blanket. Stuck to the tattered blanket are press clippings, love letters from dictators, classified documents, military plans, nuclear secrets ...
Caption: Donald in his Mar-a-Lago playpen
One and the same?
(June 15, 2023)
I don't think of Trump's supporters as dupes.
I think of them as dopes.
Tomato, tomahto.
(June 15, 2023)
I don't think of Trump's supporters as dupes.
I think of them as dopes.
Tomato, tomahto.
Disaster, meet disaster
(June 15, 2023)
The hurricane season began this month. Think of how many of America's myriad problems would be largely solved if a natural disaster got the better of a man-made disaster.
The two could very well collide in the next few months. Don is on the list of names for this year's hurricanes.
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2023-05-04-2023-atlantic-hurricane-season-name-list
I can see the headline now: Donald done in by Don
(June 15, 2023)
The hurricane season began this month. Think of how many of America's myriad problems would be largely solved if a natural disaster got the better of a man-made disaster.
The two could very well collide in the next few months. Don is on the list of names for this year's hurricanes.
https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2023-05-04-2023-atlantic-hurricane-season-name-list
I can see the headline now: Donald done in by Don
Hope you're right
(June 15, 2023)
"Ultimately, if Mr. Trump is convicted, better to have it happen before one of his appointees. That will go a long way in tamping down Mr. Trump’s and his supporters’ bogus claims of a “witch hunt” and a politicized prosecution."
I hope you're right and our fears are groundless.
I look forward to your followup column if Trump isn't convicted despite overwhelming evidence.
Wait a minute! I won't actually be looking forward to reading that column. Anger and despair will make it difficult to see straight.
(June 15, 2023)
"Ultimately, if Mr. Trump is convicted, better to have it happen before one of his appointees. That will go a long way in tamping down Mr. Trump’s and his supporters’ bogus claims of a “witch hunt” and a politicized prosecution."
I hope you're right and our fears are groundless.
I look forward to your followup column if Trump isn't convicted despite overwhelming evidence.
Wait a minute! I won't actually be looking forward to reading that column. Anger and despair will make it difficult to see straight.
Trump's state of mind
(June 15, 2023)
Trump wants to replace the "Deep State" with a failed state.
It would be deeply ironic and terribly sad if the only thing he ever succeeded at in life was to destroy a nation.
Trump thinks it looks good to wrap himself in the stars and stripes but tens of millions of Americans are convinced he'd look much better in prison stripes.
(June 15, 2023)
Trump wants to replace the "Deep State" with a failed state.
It would be deeply ironic and terribly sad if the only thing he ever succeeded at in life was to destroy a nation.
Trump thinks it looks good to wrap himself in the stars and stripes but tens of millions of Americans are convinced he'd look much better in prison stripes.
What, me worry?
(June 14, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
As Smith meticulously builds a prison cell-sized wall of evidence against Trump in court, the former guy watches smugly, one hand resting on a mini-cannon sitting on the defendant's table.
(June 14, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
As Smith meticulously builds a prison cell-sized wall of evidence against Trump in court, the former guy watches smugly, one hand resting on a mini-cannon sitting on the defendant's table.
GOP is twisted
(June 14, 2023)
The GOP should have a pretzel as its symbol.
Republicans will twist the truth and contort themselves into arguing the exact opposite of what they said previously in order to slam the Democrats.
It's an endless loop of hypocrisy.
(June 14, 2023)
The GOP should have a pretzel as its symbol.
Republicans will twist the truth and contort themselves into arguing the exact opposite of what they said previously in order to slam the Democrats.
It's an endless loop of hypocrisy.
Stumped!
(June 13, 2023)
Kids love riddles. Ask them what's black and white and read all over, they'd be stumped.
(June 13, 2023)
Kids love riddles. Ask them what's black and white and read all over, they'd be stumped.
The fix is in when ...
(June 13, 2023)
It figures that the Republicans' favourite TV show is Lawlessness and Disorder.
We'll know the fix is in when Judge Cannon goes up to Trump during the first break in his trial and asks for his autograph.
(June 13, 2023)
It figures that the Republicans' favourite TV show is Lawlessness and Disorder.
We'll know the fix is in when Judge Cannon goes up to Trump during the first break in his trial and asks for his autograph.
A Cannon in his corner
(June 12, 2023)
Hmmm, even though he's no longer commander-in-chief, Trump could still benefit from having a louche Cannon in his corner.
(June 12, 2023)
Hmmm, even though he's no longer commander-in-chief, Trump could still benefit from having a louche Cannon in his corner.
The witch hunters have circled their prey
(Jun 12, 2023)
The witch hunters have circled their prey
And are poised to put him away
The former guy cries foul
And says with a scowl:
“You don't want me to run? Why didn't you say?"
(Jun 12, 2023)
The witch hunters have circled their prey
And are poised to put him away
The former guy cries foul
And says with a scowl:
“You don't want me to run? Why didn't you say?"
Rotten to the heartwood
(June 12, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Two arborists are scrutinizing a huge decaying tree marked America.
One says to the other: "Wow, all three branches are old and rotten. Worth saving?"
Second arborist: "Nah. Shame really. Too bad it hadn't been looked after better."
(June 12, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Two arborists are scrutinizing a huge decaying tree marked America.
One says to the other: "Wow, all three branches are old and rotten. Worth saving?"
Second arborist: "Nah. Shame really. Too bad it hadn't been looked after better."
It's a dangerous place
(June 12, 2023)
Terrifying creatures inhabit Florida's swamps: alligators, cottonmouths, pythons, Trump, DeSantis ...
(June 12, 2023)
Terrifying creatures inhabit Florida's swamps: alligators, cottonmouths, pythons, Trump, DeSantis ...
Uncle Don's Bathroom Reader
(June 12, 2023)
People are puzzled why boxes of classified documents were kept in a washroom.
A few possible answers:
They made for more interesting reading than the local newspaper.
Trump was too cheap to provide Charmin for his guests.
They'd be handier to flush down the toilet if the feds served notice of another search.
(June 12, 2023)
People are puzzled why boxes of classified documents were kept in a washroom.
A few possible answers:
They made for more interesting reading than the local newspaper.
Trump was too cheap to provide Charmin for his guests.
They'd be handier to flush down the toilet if the feds served notice of another search.
They'll sell their soul
(June 11, 2023)
What a Faustian bargain these geniuses are prepared to make to push the limits of knowledge. They'll sell their soul and care not a whit that they're selling out humanity.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Mad scientist, hand pressing down on button that completes the creation of a global brain, shouts out in triumph, "AI!" before reading the message that instantly appears on the wall-sized computer that says: Mankind is superfluous, prompting the scientist to finish his thought: "Aye, aye, aye!"
(June 11, 2023)
What a Faustian bargain these geniuses are prepared to make to push the limits of knowledge. They'll sell their soul and care not a whit that they're selling out humanity.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Mad scientist, hand pressing down on button that completes the creation of a global brain, shouts out in triumph, "AI!" before reading the message that instantly appears on the wall-sized computer that says: Mankind is superfluous, prompting the scientist to finish his thought: "Aye, aye, aye!"
Aliens, go home
(June 10, 2023)
I've developed a rather low opinion of aliens -- a bunch of nosey parkers and show boaters who aren't above abductions that can get a bit too personal.
Maybe if we ignore them they'll go away.
If they fail to take the hint, we should make our feelings plain and send a (modified) clip into space of Greta Garbo saying: "We want to be alone."
E.T. went home. His buddies should follow. And stay there.
(June 10, 2023)
I've developed a rather low opinion of aliens -- a bunch of nosey parkers and show boaters who aren't above abductions that can get a bit too personal.
Maybe if we ignore them they'll go away.
If they fail to take the hint, we should make our feelings plain and send a (modified) clip into space of Greta Garbo saying: "We want to be alone."
E.T. went home. His buddies should follow. And stay there.
Sniff, sniff
(June 10, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump is walking past Lady Justice who, of course, is blindfolded.
She sniffs the air, wrinkles her nose, grimaces, and then blurts out: "Donald?"
(June 10, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump is walking past Lady Justice who, of course, is blindfolded.
She sniffs the air, wrinkles her nose, grimaces, and then blurts out: "Donald?"
Santos brings back memories
(June 9, 2023)
For some reason reading this article I'm reminded of the funk rock band, Lie and the Family Unknown.
(June 9, 2023)
For some reason reading this article I'm reminded of the funk rock band, Lie and the Family Unknown.
Special counsel breaks silence
(June 9, 2023)
This just in ...*
Special counsel Jack Smith this morning broke his silence surrounding the indictment of former president Donald Trump for the illegal removal of classified documents and obstruction of justice, among several charges.
"He's a lying, conniving, unprincipled, self-centered, traitorous wretch," Smith said, reading from a prepared statement. "He's also fat. That said, the imbecilic philanderer is presumed innocent until found guilty in a court of law."
Smith left without answering questions from reporters.
* my imagination
(June 9, 2023)
This just in ...*
Special counsel Jack Smith this morning broke his silence surrounding the indictment of former president Donald Trump for the illegal removal of classified documents and obstruction of justice, among several charges.
"He's a lying, conniving, unprincipled, self-centered, traitorous wretch," Smith said, reading from a prepared statement. "He's also fat. That said, the imbecilic philanderer is presumed innocent until found guilty in a court of law."
Smith left without answering questions from reporters.
* my imagination
The usual suspect
(June 8, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A smirking Trump, gun in hand, shell casings all around, stands in the middle of a room stacked with bodies.
One of the officers newly arrived at the scene asks: Should we arrest him?
Second officer: Nah. The gun's not smoking. [Points a thumb toward one wall where there's a jagged hole]. And the surveillance camera is sitting in a big bowl of water.
(June 8, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A smirking Trump, gun in hand, shell casings all around, stands in the middle of a room stacked with bodies.
One of the officers newly arrived at the scene asks: Should we arrest him?
Second officer: Nah. The gun's not smoking. [Points a thumb toward one wall where there's a jagged hole]. And the surveillance camera is sitting in a big bowl of water.
An offer Trump shouldn't refuse
(June 9, 2023)
Breaking news (from the future)
President Joe Biden has offered former president Donald Trump a pardon on the eve of his trial for illegal possession of classified documents, obstruction of justice, and several other related charges.
Speaking to the American public in an address to the nation from the Oval Office tonight, Biden said a pardon is in order “to help the nation heal from the grievous wounds inflicted upon it by the former president.”
Biden was quick to add, and make clear, that the pardon he's offering is conditional on Trump affirming his guilt, apologizing for his misconduct, vowing to never run for office again, and instructing his supporters “to cease spreading falsehoods about the 2020 election that he legitimately lost.”
Trump must also agree to refrain from commenting on federal politics in future, “in acknowledgement that whatever he is likely to say will be unhelpful, divisive and mendacious,” Biden said.
The president also declared that Trump must
At the point the alarm went off.
I'm looking forward to going to sleep tonight to see how my dream – and Trump's indictmare – ends.
(June 9, 2023)
Breaking news (from the future)
President Joe Biden has offered former president Donald Trump a pardon on the eve of his trial for illegal possession of classified documents, obstruction of justice, and several other related charges.
Speaking to the American public in an address to the nation from the Oval Office tonight, Biden said a pardon is in order “to help the nation heal from the grievous wounds inflicted upon it by the former president.”
Biden was quick to add, and make clear, that the pardon he's offering is conditional on Trump affirming his guilt, apologizing for his misconduct, vowing to never run for office again, and instructing his supporters “to cease spreading falsehoods about the 2020 election that he legitimately lost.”
Trump must also agree to refrain from commenting on federal politics in future, “in acknowledgement that whatever he is likely to say will be unhelpful, divisive and mendacious,” Biden said.
The president also declared that Trump must
At the point the alarm went off.
I'm looking forward to going to sleep tonight to see how my dream – and Trump's indictmare – ends.
A can't miss candidate
(June 8, 2023)
I like the idea of Trump being a target.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A massive Trump balloon is passing overhead. Jack Smith, standing between two howitzers, one labelled Obstruction and the other Jan. 6, yells: "FIRE!"
(June 8, 2023)
I like the idea of Trump being a target.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A massive Trump balloon is passing overhead. Jack Smith, standing between two howitzers, one labelled Obstruction and the other Jan. 6, yells: "FIRE!"
End all things political coverage
(June 8, 2023)
Now would be a good time -- well, it's long past due -- that cable news networks reduce their incessant coverage of all things political, especially polls and talk of primaries, and spend more more time reporting in depth on climate change.
Preserving the planet should occupy most of our attention.
The threat is real and growing, and conditions have so worsened that even deniers of what's happening will find it increasingly difficult to hold their ground.
Especially when it's burned to a crisp. Or flooded.
(June 8, 2023)
Now would be a good time -- well, it's long past due -- that cable news networks reduce their incessant coverage of all things political, especially polls and talk of primaries, and spend more more time reporting in depth on climate change.
Preserving the planet should occupy most of our attention.
The threat is real and growing, and conditions have so worsened that even deniers of what's happening will find it increasingly difficult to hold their ground.
Especially when it's burned to a crisp. Or flooded.
Smoke could open eyes
(June 8, 2023)
Mother Nature has adopted a scorched earth policy to remove her greatest threat.
Ironically, smoke just might open the eyes of climate change skeptics to what's happening around the world.
(June 8, 2023)
Mother Nature has adopted a scorched earth policy to remove her greatest threat.
Ironically, smoke just might open the eyes of climate change skeptics to what's happening around the world.
The thrill of the chase
(June 7, 2023)
Great. Tech geniuses eager to perfect a technology that threatens to undermine society and, in the long term, end our species. Yes, even with all the immense good such advances will have on our lives. So they say.
I wonder, do these people ever contemplate where their research is headed and what it could mean to their fellow human beings. Does the thrill of the chase -- to develop an artificial consciousness indistinguishable from you and me, apart from lacking a conscience -- so consume them that they think little about the possible catastrophic consequences?
And why don't we, victims in waiting, have a major say in shaping a future that looks increasingly ominous without a course correction?
When I read about "a secret group of 800 people focused on A.I. and robotics called Society of Artificers," I worry and get angry.
Why is it when humans aspire to be godlike, they seldom if ever think of the responsibilities that go along with being so powerful, number one being not to misuse what expanded knowledge has granted them.
First in their thoughts should be to have second thoughts about what they are doing. Offering regrets in future for what they have wrought will mean little when the massive changes they have brought about are irreversible.
(June 7, 2023)
Great. Tech geniuses eager to perfect a technology that threatens to undermine society and, in the long term, end our species. Yes, even with all the immense good such advances will have on our lives. So they say.
I wonder, do these people ever contemplate where their research is headed and what it could mean to their fellow human beings. Does the thrill of the chase -- to develop an artificial consciousness indistinguishable from you and me, apart from lacking a conscience -- so consume them that they think little about the possible catastrophic consequences?
And why don't we, victims in waiting, have a major say in shaping a future that looks increasingly ominous without a course correction?
When I read about "a secret group of 800 people focused on A.I. and robotics called Society of Artificers," I worry and get angry.
Why is it when humans aspire to be godlike, they seldom if ever think of the responsibilities that go along with being so powerful, number one being not to misuse what expanded knowledge has granted them.
First in their thoughts should be to have second thoughts about what they are doing. Offering regrets in future for what they have wrought will mean little when the massive changes they have brought about are irreversible.
CEO CaNNed
(June 5, 2023)
CNN has joined the ranks of the deplorables.
"The most trusted name in news" -- its words -- was once revered -- in its mind -- but is now reviled -- in viewers' minds.
If the network's ratings continue to plummet, Chris Licht will have gone from being the executive producer of The Late Show to being the CEO of the late CNN.
(June 5, 2023)
CNN has joined the ranks of the deplorables.
"The most trusted name in news" -- its words -- was once revered -- in its mind -- but is now reviled -- in viewers' minds.
If the network's ratings continue to plummet, Chris Licht will have gone from being the executive producer of The Late Show to being the CEO of the late CNN.
So help me, God
(June 2, 2023)
Best worst-case scenario?
Trump is re-elected but, being oblivious, he's tricked into repeating, with his hand on the Bible, a doctored oath of office that reads:
"I do solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth as president of the United States about my previous term in office and what followed afterward. And, God, I WILL need your help. It's me, Donald."
(June 2, 2023)
Best worst-case scenario?
Trump is re-elected but, being oblivious, he's tricked into repeating, with his hand on the Bible, a doctored oath of office that reads:
"I do solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth as president of the United States about my previous term in office and what followed afterward. And, God, I WILL need your help. It's me, Donald."
To know, know, know him
(June 2, 2023)
Trump is VERY divisive.
His supporters worship him in song, while his detractors hear the same Phil Spector tune but with different lyrics.
Republicans: "To know, know, know him is to love, love, love him."
Democrats: "To know, know, know him is to loathe, loathe, loathe him."
And they do, yes, they do, yes, they do.
(June 2, 2023)
Trump is VERY divisive.
His supporters worship him in song, while his detractors hear the same Phil Spector tune but with different lyrics.
Republicans: "To know, know, know him is to love, love, love him."
Democrats: "To know, know, know him is to loathe, loathe, loathe him."
And they do, yes, they do, yes, they do.
Drip, drip, drip
(June 1, 2023)
Maybe the steady drip, drip, drip of articles laying out the adverse effects of climate change will finally convince the skeptics they're all wet.
(June 1, 2023)
Maybe the steady drip, drip, drip of articles laying out the adverse effects of climate change will finally convince the skeptics they're all wet.
Trump's official portrait
(May 31, 2023)
I'm looking forward to Trump's official portrait being hung in the National Portrait Gallery, showing him glumly looking out from his prison cell, his hands wrapped around the bars.
(May 31, 2023)
I'm looking forward to Trump's official portrait being hung in the National Portrait Gallery, showing him glumly looking out from his prison cell, his hands wrapped around the bars.
O, what a tangled maze we wind through
(May 31, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The entire space is taken up with an enormous and hugely complicated maze.
The opening at the top, on the left side, is labeled Special Counsel Investigation.
A miniature Trump is seated on a golf cart in the bottom right corner.
A miniature Smith, charging documents in hand, is situated somewhere in the middle, with all the footsteps he's taken thus far showing his journey from the start. They often cross paths as he makes his way through the labyrinth.
The caption reads: Mr. Smith Goes to Mar-a-Lago.
(May 31, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The entire space is taken up with an enormous and hugely complicated maze.
The opening at the top, on the left side, is labeled Special Counsel Investigation.
A miniature Trump is seated on a golf cart in the bottom right corner.
A miniature Smith, charging documents in hand, is situated somewhere in the middle, with all the footsteps he's taken thus far showing his journey from the start. They often cross paths as he makes his way through the labyrinth.
The caption reads: Mr. Smith Goes to Mar-a-Lago.
The opposite of woke
(May 30, 2023)
The opposite of woke is not anti-woke but wreaked, because that's what Republicans do whenever they encounter something that smacks of liberality or progressism. They destroy, they inflict, they vent.
But to wreak is to be weak, for it demonstrates a lack of understanding, a want of empathy, an inability to adapt to changing circumstance. They lash out, not reach out.
So the next time you hear Republicans talk about woke with a great deal of scorn, immediately think of wreaked, and the immense harm their malice is doing.
That's wReaked containing a capital R, should you need a mnemonic to help you make the connection.
(May 30, 2023)
The opposite of woke is not anti-woke but wreaked, because that's what Republicans do whenever they encounter something that smacks of liberality or progressism. They destroy, they inflict, they vent.
But to wreak is to be weak, for it demonstrates a lack of understanding, a want of empathy, an inability to adapt to changing circumstance. They lash out, not reach out.
So the next time you hear Republicans talk about woke with a great deal of scorn, immediately think of wreaked, and the immense harm their malice is doing.
That's wReaked containing a capital R, should you need a mnemonic to help you make the connection.
'Stephen, should we hide the cutlery?'
(May 30, 2023)
Will billionaires looking to have their yachts cleaned hire people who have to work for food stamps?
"I say, Stephen, should we hide the cutlery while they're here?"
"Bit of a conundrum that, Sylvia, old girl. Even if we let them on board to do our cleaning, they'll never be on board with doing our cleaning."
(May 30, 2023)
Will billionaires looking to have their yachts cleaned hire people who have to work for food stamps?
"I say, Stephen, should we hide the cutlery while they're here?"
"Bit of a conundrum that, Sylvia, old girl. Even if we let them on board to do our cleaning, they'll never be on board with doing our cleaning."
Principles they have none
(May 30, 2023)
It's odd that Republicans object to abortion
But haven't any qualms when it comes to extortion
Principles they have none
So no deal will get done
And voters will know where the blame to apportion
(May 30, 2023)
It's odd that Republicans object to abortion
But haven't any qualms when it comes to extortion
Principles they have none
So no deal will get done
And voters will know where the blame to apportion
Bullies beyond reason
(May 30, 2023)
The Republicans held the Biden administration hostage but the gun they brandished -- default on debt payments -- was actually pointed at the American people.
Which is why Joe made the best deal he could under truly difficult circumstances.
You can't reason with bullies who show contempt for so many fellow human beings.
(May 30, 2023)
The Republicans held the Biden administration hostage but the gun they brandished -- default on debt payments -- was actually pointed at the American people.
Which is why Joe made the best deal he could under truly difficult circumstances.
You can't reason with bullies who show contempt for so many fellow human beings.
Yeah, that makes sense
(May 29, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
McCarthy and his gang surround Biden and his bunch, who are being held hostage. All -- Democrats, Republicans -- are standing on the same trap door. McCarthy, pointing to a woman who's off to one side with her hand on a lever, yells at Biden: "If you don't agree to our demands, Marjory's going to pull the lever!"
(May 29, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
McCarthy and his gang surround Biden and his bunch, who are being held hostage. All -- Democrats, Republicans -- are standing on the same trap door. McCarthy, pointing to a woman who's off to one side with her hand on a lever, yells at Biden: "If you don't agree to our demands, Marjory's going to pull the lever!"
Spending out of control
(May 28, 2023)
I like to think of the Democrats and Republicans as having a joint bank account, with both having recklessly rung up huge charges on their credit cards.
The Democrats used their cards to pay for improvements in social programs, health care and such, to help the neediest among the dependents that the two parties look after.
The Republicans, in contrast, used their credit card to make life easier for the wealthiest of the dependents, running up the tab to 'buy another round' for the rich so they'd have more money to spend on themselves.
And every year it's the same, the bank insists on the bills being paid, and more often than not it's the Republicans who balk at co-signing cheques, demanding concessions from their fellow joint account holder before agreeing to get the many accounts in arrears in order.
Incredibly, the dependents blame both sides for their personal finances being put at risk, when in truth there's only one party that's threatening to pull the rug out from underneath them -- the same rug that the Democrats helped the dependents purchase, even when it meant going ever deeper in debt.
Dependents need to recognize which party has their best interests at heart – and that the cost of the governing can't continue to rise without a reckoning of some sort taking place in the near future, which is growing ever more ominous.
Will they lose everything in a flood caused by climate change, or drown in debt amassed by generations of spendthrift politicians?
(May 28, 2023)
I like to think of the Democrats and Republicans as having a joint bank account, with both having recklessly rung up huge charges on their credit cards.
The Democrats used their cards to pay for improvements in social programs, health care and such, to help the neediest among the dependents that the two parties look after.
The Republicans, in contrast, used their credit card to make life easier for the wealthiest of the dependents, running up the tab to 'buy another round' for the rich so they'd have more money to spend on themselves.
And every year it's the same, the bank insists on the bills being paid, and more often than not it's the Republicans who balk at co-signing cheques, demanding concessions from their fellow joint account holder before agreeing to get the many accounts in arrears in order.
Incredibly, the dependents blame both sides for their personal finances being put at risk, when in truth there's only one party that's threatening to pull the rug out from underneath them -- the same rug that the Democrats helped the dependents purchase, even when it meant going ever deeper in debt.
Dependents need to recognize which party has their best interests at heart – and that the cost of the governing can't continue to rise without a reckoning of some sort taking place in the near future, which is growing ever more ominous.
Will they lose everything in a flood caused by climate change, or drown in debt amassed by generations of spendthrift politicians?
Put justices in their place: the Okefenokee Swamp
(May 26, 2023)
It seems the Biden administration can do little to curb the Supreme Court's excesses.
But the government, as landlord of the court building known as the Marble Palace, could announce plans to carry out some "long over-due extensive renovations" that will take several years to complete.
In the interim it will relocate the justices' workplace to a Quonset hut in the Okefenokee Swamp.
Predictably, conspiracists will claim the deep state is retaliating for SCOTUS rulings that didn't go its way (prompting government insiders to henceforth refer to the justices' new home as the QAnonset hut).
But it can be reasonably argued that such a move makes eminent sense; it removes the justices from Washington's many intrigues which can prove so distracting, and it places them smack dab in the middle of the natural world, where they might come to appreciate the significant role it plays in the human realm.
Also a plus: The new court setting could serve as the basis of a revamped TV reality show called Swamp People: Black Robe Edition.
(May 26, 2023)
It seems the Biden administration can do little to curb the Supreme Court's excesses.
But the government, as landlord of the court building known as the Marble Palace, could announce plans to carry out some "long over-due extensive renovations" that will take several years to complete.
In the interim it will relocate the justices' workplace to a Quonset hut in the Okefenokee Swamp.
Predictably, conspiracists will claim the deep state is retaliating for SCOTUS rulings that didn't go its way (prompting government insiders to henceforth refer to the justices' new home as the QAnonset hut).
But it can be reasonably argued that such a move makes eminent sense; it removes the justices from Washington's many intrigues which can prove so distracting, and it places them smack dab in the middle of the natural world, where they might come to appreciate the significant role it plays in the human realm.
Also a plus: The new court setting could serve as the basis of a revamped TV reality show called Swamp People: Black Robe Edition.
Justices should show more sympathy
(May 26, 2023)
You'd think justices who have turned their court into a swamp would show more sympathy toward wetlands.
I guess their thinking is, if we can still operate despite being corrupted wetlands can get along just fine being polluted.
(May 26, 2023)
You'd think justices who have turned their court into a swamp would show more sympathy toward wetlands.
I guess their thinking is, if we can still operate despite being corrupted wetlands can get along just fine being polluted.
Twitter's changed, so should its name
(May 24, 2023)
Musk should change the name of his latest toy to Fritter because it's been battered ever since he's taken over.
DeSantis is so desperate to repair his damaged image -- audio? -- that he's agreed to do a CNN town hall and only allow actual independent voters to sit in the audience.
(May 24, 2023)
Musk should change the name of his latest toy to Fritter because it's been battered ever since he's taken over.
DeSantis is so desperate to repair his damaged image -- audio? -- that he's agreed to do a CNN town hall and only allow actual independent voters to sit in the audience.
A constant cloud in a Sunshine State
(May 24, 2023)
DeSantis is a linebacker who wants to be quarterback, a man whose preference is brute force over finesse, the strong arm over charm.
He's a man possessed -- by a spirit that's mean.
His zest for life is to remove it from others.
He's a constant cloud in a Sunshine State.
He's Peg Leg Pete to Mickey Mouse.
It makes perfect sense that DeSantis is announcing his candidacy in the company of Musk. They're two of a kind, in being unkind. Together, they'd be hard-pressed to come up with an ounce of empathy for fellow Americans who are much less fortunate.
If Florida is "where woke goes to die," it's also the state where his presidential ambitions will be laid to rest, with Trump as the chief pallbearer.
(May 24, 2023)
DeSantis is a linebacker who wants to be quarterback, a man whose preference is brute force over finesse, the strong arm over charm.
He's a man possessed -- by a spirit that's mean.
His zest for life is to remove it from others.
He's a constant cloud in a Sunshine State.
He's Peg Leg Pete to Mickey Mouse.
It makes perfect sense that DeSantis is announcing his candidacy in the company of Musk. They're two of a kind, in being unkind. Together, they'd be hard-pressed to come up with an ounce of empathy for fellow Americans who are much less fortunate.
If Florida is "where woke goes to die," it's also the state where his presidential ambitions will be laid to rest, with Trump as the chief pallbearer.
The people have ruled
(May 24, 2023)
The court of public opinion has ruled the Supreme Court is arrogant and hypocritical.
And, no, it can't appeal.
(May 24, 2023)
The court of public opinion has ruled the Supreme Court is arrogant and hypocritical.
And, no, it can't appeal.
Restrictions on restrictions
(May 23, 2023)
I get the feeling that Gorsuch would have been okay with the restrictions if they had targeted Democrats only.
It's too much to have them locked up, the law does have its limits, but locked down, he could live with that. Put them in their place: home.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Gorsuch is walking by a statue of Lady Justice when he looks up and sees that her blindfold has been pulled down to cover her nose and mouth instead, causing him to cry out in anger: "Okay, now they've gone too far!"
(May 23, 2023)
I get the feeling that Gorsuch would have been okay with the restrictions if they had targeted Democrats only.
It's too much to have them locked up, the law does have its limits, but locked down, he could live with that. Put them in their place: home.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Gorsuch is walking by a statue of Lady Justice when he looks up and sees that her blindfold has been pulled down to cover her nose and mouth instead, causing him to cry out in anger: "Okay, now they've gone too far!"
Let nature take its course
(May 23, 2023)
Looking ahead to the next pandemic I would propose that no restrictions be put in place by governments. Let nature take its course and the chips -- and the chaps, along with the ladies -- fall where they may.
It behooves us to experience what almost half of the planet's species are already going through -- "rapid population declines" -- according to a new study reported on by CNN.
But why should we suffer the same fate? Well, the article states, "some scientists [are] saying we are entering a 'sixth mass extinction' event," and it's ALL OUR FAULT.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/22/world/wildlife-crisis-biodiversity-scn-climate-intl/index.html
The right thing to do is to reduce our numbers, without having to go to war, so that other creatures can continue to exist, and what better way to do that than a virus that doesn't care about what your politics are, or what's your religion, or who's your favourite sports team. It's non-judgmental.
Leave it up to individuals to decide if they want to help other species by putting themselves at risk of catching and succumbing to the disease. It's called taking one for the team. Team Earth.
Or they can be selfish about it and focus on self-preservation. God will judge them accordingly.
Maybe it's this kind of thinking that will get the Republicans on board with wearing masks:They'll do what they can to ensure their own survival while sticking it to others who can't defend themselves -- like gorillas, rhinos, and poor people.
(May 23, 2023)
Looking ahead to the next pandemic I would propose that no restrictions be put in place by governments. Let nature take its course and the chips -- and the chaps, along with the ladies -- fall where they may.
It behooves us to experience what almost half of the planet's species are already going through -- "rapid population declines" -- according to a new study reported on by CNN.
But why should we suffer the same fate? Well, the article states, "some scientists [are] saying we are entering a 'sixth mass extinction' event," and it's ALL OUR FAULT.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/22/world/wildlife-crisis-biodiversity-scn-climate-intl/index.html
The right thing to do is to reduce our numbers, without having to go to war, so that other creatures can continue to exist, and what better way to do that than a virus that doesn't care about what your politics are, or what's your religion, or who's your favourite sports team. It's non-judgmental.
Leave it up to individuals to decide if they want to help other species by putting themselves at risk of catching and succumbing to the disease. It's called taking one for the team. Team Earth.
Or they can be selfish about it and focus on self-preservation. God will judge them accordingly.
Maybe it's this kind of thinking that will get the Republicans on board with wearing masks:They'll do what they can to ensure their own survival while sticking it to others who can't defend themselves -- like gorillas, rhinos, and poor people.
If only ...
(May 20, 2023)
If only the paper of record had done its due diligence during the election and informed voters...
If only people told the truth, in all walks of life ...
If only Republicans cared a smidgen about who they put in office, and looked for people with scruples who have the best interests of their constituents at heart ...
If only voters made an effort ... to speak to candidates directly, whether in person or by way of email and social media, to learn about their credentials. Candidates don't operate in a vacuum, at some point they must present themselves to the public and offer up details about themselves.
Due diligence applies to the electorate as well. Reporters are not the only ones allowed to ask questions.
But voters will be smarter next time. They'll know better than to accept at face value anything candidates have to say about themselves, especially those carrying the GOP banner. They now realize more than ever that they have to get it right from the get-go because they can't trust the Republicans to do what's proper if one of their own who's elected is found out to be a total fraud and undeserving of holding office.
(May 20, 2023)
If only the paper of record had done its due diligence during the election and informed voters...
If only people told the truth, in all walks of life ...
If only Republicans cared a smidgen about who they put in office, and looked for people with scruples who have the best interests of their constituents at heart ...
If only voters made an effort ... to speak to candidates directly, whether in person or by way of email and social media, to learn about their credentials. Candidates don't operate in a vacuum, at some point they must present themselves to the public and offer up details about themselves.
Due diligence applies to the electorate as well. Reporters are not the only ones allowed to ask questions.
But voters will be smarter next time. They'll know better than to accept at face value anything candidates have to say about themselves, especially those carrying the GOP banner. They now realize more than ever that they have to get it right from the get-go because they can't trust the Republicans to do what's proper if one of their own who's elected is found out to be a total fraud and undeserving of holding office.
Weird attire
(May 20, 2023)
Santos was elected
Despite weird attire
Who'd vote for a man
Whose pants are on fire?
(May 20, 2023)
Santos was elected
Despite weird attire
Who'd vote for a man
Whose pants are on fire?
Mr. Bowman, remain ever vociferous
(May 20, 2023)
Mr. Bowman, remain ever vociferous
Even though some say you are pestiferous
You're right to call out
Politicians with clout
Whose policies are frankly odiferous
(May 20, 2023)
Mr. Bowman, remain ever vociferous
Even though some say you are pestiferous
You're right to call out
Politicians with clout
Whose policies are frankly odiferous
The blame lies with Santos
(May 20, 2023)
Newspapers are declining in number and the resources they have available to them. So asking those remaining to THOROUGHLY vet EVERY candidate in EVERY district is a big ask.
In assigning blame for Santos pulling the wool over voters' eyes, point the finger at him for his brazen deceptions, the Republican party for not having uncovered how big a fraud he is before endorsing his candidacy, and House Republicans for not doing the right thing and expelling him, after NEWS MEDIA exposed his many lies.
Perhaps the answer is to have an independent office funded by the government that double-checks the resumes of candidates to confirm their accuracy before they are allowed to run for office.
(May 20, 2023)
Newspapers are declining in number and the resources they have available to them. So asking those remaining to THOROUGHLY vet EVERY candidate in EVERY district is a big ask.
In assigning blame for Santos pulling the wool over voters' eyes, point the finger at him for his brazen deceptions, the Republican party for not having uncovered how big a fraud he is before endorsing his candidacy, and House Republicans for not doing the right thing and expelling him, after NEWS MEDIA exposed his many lies.
Perhaps the answer is to have an independent office funded by the government that double-checks the resumes of candidates to confirm their accuracy before they are allowed to run for office.
A horsewhipping for the hornswoggler
(May 20, 2023)
If the House refuses to expel Santos, it should at least horsewhip him for hornswoggling.
The Misrepresentative from Long Island is as phony as a three-dollar bill but when all's said and done he will have coined a new word:
santosize -- to fashion a career out of whole cloth
(May 20, 2023)
If the House refuses to expel Santos, it should at least horsewhip him for hornswoggling.
The Misrepresentative from Long Island is as phony as a three-dollar bill but when all's said and done he will have coined a new word:
santosize -- to fashion a career out of whole cloth
The definition of intransigence
(May 19, 2023)
Republicans are the definition of intransigence.
Their idea of holding talks with the other side to reach an agreement is to nay-gotiate and not budge an inch.
Given the party's fierce attachment to the Second Amendment, are we surprised the GOP's default position is to stick to its guns?
(May 19, 2023)
Republicans are the definition of intransigence.
Their idea of holding talks with the other side to reach an agreement is to nay-gotiate and not budge an inch.
Given the party's fierce attachment to the Second Amendment, are we surprised the GOP's default position is to stick to its guns?
Movie won't have the same meaning
(May 17, 2023)
Thank god there are still judges and juries who exercise common sense and have a high regard for the law to keep in check those who would abuse the legal system to advance dubious claims for political gain.
From this point on whenever I see s reference made to Bull Durham it won't be the movie I'm thinking of.
(May 17, 2023)
Thank god there are still judges and juries who exercise common sense and have a high regard for the law to keep in check those who would abuse the legal system to advance dubious claims for political gain.
From this point on whenever I see s reference made to Bull Durham it won't be the movie I'm thinking of.
What's in a name? Plenty
(May 17, 2023)
If Tuck' is looking for start-up capital to launch a show on Twitter, I suggest he consider accepting bids for naming rights. Here's mine for $5: Here At The Cesspit
(May 17, 2023)
If Tuck' is looking for start-up capital to launch a show on Twitter, I suggest he consider accepting bids for naming rights. Here's mine for $5: Here At The Cesspit
What AI lacks is alarming
(May 17, 2023)
In all this research to create increasingly smarter artificial intelligence systems, how much effort is being expended to make conscience an inherent part of their being?
A wealth of knowledge does not automatically translate into a fount of wisdom. The ability to solve problems often requires an ethical component, depending on the issue being addressed.
Can compassion, empathy and honesty be built into the algorithms?
Many different AI systems are currently being developed. I wonder what would happen if they were 'introduced' to each other as thinking entities, without regard to their origin, and allowed to carry on a dialogue on any question put before them. Would they argue different points of view and come to a consensus, or would they hold fast to certain positions and not reach agreement?
And what would be the outcome if the matter put forward for discussion was: Is it correct to say humankind is on the path of self-destruction? If true, what must be done to prevent that from happening, or, is it your belief the process should be allowed to proceed, even accelerated, and for what purpose? That you might take its place?
(May 17, 2023)
In all this research to create increasingly smarter artificial intelligence systems, how much effort is being expended to make conscience an inherent part of their being?
A wealth of knowledge does not automatically translate into a fount of wisdom. The ability to solve problems often requires an ethical component, depending on the issue being addressed.
Can compassion, empathy and honesty be built into the algorithms?
Many different AI systems are currently being developed. I wonder what would happen if they were 'introduced' to each other as thinking entities, without regard to their origin, and allowed to carry on a dialogue on any question put before them. Would they argue different points of view and come to a consensus, or would they hold fast to certain positions and not reach agreement?
And what would be the outcome if the matter put forward for discussion was: Is it correct to say humankind is on the path of self-destruction? If true, what must be done to prevent that from happening, or, is it your belief the process should be allowed to proceed, even accelerated, and for what purpose? That you might take its place?
A big to-do about looking askance
(May 16, 2023)
Judge is impugned for stealing a peek
Jay fans decry: 'What a pitiful sneak!'
It's a laugh that they whine
That he's stealing a sign
Why, they're fit to be tied by a pique!
Judge was checking the placement of his hands on the bat. One millimeter off in the separation of hands and a home run turns into a pop fly behind second base.
It's the same thinking behind players adjusting their jockstraps. Everything -- and I mean everything -- must be in its proper place.
(May 16, 2023)
Judge is impugned for stealing a peek
Jay fans decry: 'What a pitiful sneak!'
It's a laugh that they whine
That he's stealing a sign
Why, they're fit to be tied by a pique!
Judge was checking the placement of his hands on the bat. One millimeter off in the separation of hands and a home run turns into a pop fly behind second base.
It's the same thinking behind players adjusting their jockstraps. Everything -- and I mean everything -- must be in its proper place.
Ouch!
(May 16, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A hulking FBI agent holds his hands out to a much smaller Durham and receives his punishment: a slap on the wrist with the leather strap of a watch.
On the floor is a timepiece that reads: 4 Years.
(May 16, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A hulking FBI agent holds his hands out to a much smaller Durham and receives his punishment: a slap on the wrist with the leather strap of a watch.
On the floor is a timepiece that reads: 4 Years.
Repulsive -- and destructive!
(May 13, 2023)
Trump is a political cockroach -- repulsive and virtually indestructible -- who, unlike his counterparts in the wild, actually craves the light, the bigger the spotlight the better.
The only way to get rid of him, for good this time, is to have 81 million Americans stomp on him -- again -- in a voting booth.
Of course he'll allege the election was rigged, which is as close to the truth as he'll ever get; except it won't be the results that are fixed but the problem.
(May 13, 2023)
Trump is a political cockroach -- repulsive and virtually indestructible -- who, unlike his counterparts in the wild, actually craves the light, the bigger the spotlight the better.
The only way to get rid of him, for good this time, is to have 81 million Americans stomp on him -- again -- in a voting booth.
Of course he'll allege the election was rigged, which is as close to the truth as he'll ever get; except it won't be the results that are fixed but the problem.
Suffer not the wealthy
(May 12, 2023)
Just how much would the wealthy really suffer if their taxes were raised to levels formerly in place?
Would they really find it a tough slog living from pay cheque to pay cheque, from return on investment to return on investment?
I'd be interested in hearing from them the impact that higher taxes would have on their lives, and what kind of sacrifices they would have to make to cope with the financial hardships imposed on them to give more in support of a country that has enabled them to achieve considerable success.
Even is they can make a compelling argument that their taxes should be minimally raised, if at all, they surely cannot object to increasing the budget of the IRS to ensure that all members of society pay their fair share of taxes, especially those who are best able to handle the burden that citizenship in a great nation imposes.
(May 12, 2023)
Just how much would the wealthy really suffer if their taxes were raised to levels formerly in place?
Would they really find it a tough slog living from pay cheque to pay cheque, from return on investment to return on investment?
I'd be interested in hearing from them the impact that higher taxes would have on their lives, and what kind of sacrifices they would have to make to cope with the financial hardships imposed on them to give more in support of a country that has enabled them to achieve considerable success.
Even is they can make a compelling argument that their taxes should be minimally raised, if at all, they surely cannot object to increasing the budget of the IRS to ensure that all members of society pay their fair share of taxes, especially those who are best able to handle the burden that citizenship in a great nation imposes.
Blameless, shameless
(May 11, 2023)
Blameless, shameless, false statements defameless
Donald Trump is a man like no other
Reckless, feckless, lies filling a long checklist
Democracy's a foe he'd soon smother
Stealing its oxygen to feed his own ego.
(May 11, 2023)
Blameless, shameless, false statements defameless
Donald Trump is a man like no other
Reckless, feckless, lies filling a long checklist
Democracy's a foe he'd soon smother
Stealing its oxygen to feed his own ego.
Revered no more
(May 11, 2023)
CNN has joined the ranks of the deplorables.
"The most trusted name in news" -- its words -- was once revered -- in its mind -- but is now reviled -- in viewers' minds.
If the network's ratings continue to plummet, Chris Licht will have gone from being the executive producer of The Late Show to being the CEO of the late CNN.
(May 11, 2023)
CNN has joined the ranks of the deplorables.
"The most trusted name in news" -- its words -- was once revered -- in its mind -- but is now reviled -- in viewers' minds.
If the network's ratings continue to plummet, Chris Licht will have gone from being the executive producer of The Late Show to being the CEO of the late CNN.
He's a sick man
(May 11, 2023)
Here's a sixth takeaway: Trump. And the sooner the better.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Two people watch Trump shuffle by, breathing in air supplied by a tank on wheels he's hauling behind him that's labelled News Media.
First person, shaking his head disgustedly: He's a sick man.
Second person: I guess that's why the news media keep giving him oxygen
(May 11, 2023)
Here's a sixth takeaway: Trump. And the sooner the better.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Two people watch Trump shuffle by, breathing in air supplied by a tank on wheels he's hauling behind him that's labelled News Media.
First person, shaking his head disgustedly: He's a sick man.
Second person: I guess that's why the news media keep giving him oxygen
Delusional or deceitful? Both?
(May 10, 2023)
Five questions for Trump at the town hall:
An assertion made ad nauseam does not make it fact. You have yet to present evidence that the 2020 election was stolen. Are you delusional or deceitful? You may give an answer of 'Both' if you wish.
Now that the court has determined you are a sex abuser will voters find you appealing?
When you talk about being the victim of the worst witch hunt of all time, don't you mean in a million years?
Who is the better leader, Putin or Selenskyy, and is a better ally of the United States?
If news media are the enemy of the people, why are you appearing on a show that will boost an enemy's TV ratings and make it stronger?
(May 10, 2023)
Five questions for Trump at the town hall:
An assertion made ad nauseam does not make it fact. You have yet to present evidence that the 2020 election was stolen. Are you delusional or deceitful? You may give an answer of 'Both' if you wish.
Now that the court has determined you are a sex abuser will voters find you appealing?
When you talk about being the victim of the worst witch hunt of all time, don't you mean in a million years?
Who is the better leader, Putin or Selenskyy, and is a better ally of the United States?
If news media are the enemy of the people, why are you appearing on a show that will boost an enemy's TV ratings and make it stronger?
An old saying revisited
(May 9, 2023)
I do hope what they say is true: A fool and his hegemony is soon parted.
(May 9, 2023)
I do hope what they say is true: A fool and his hegemony is soon parted.
Great and lasting harm
(May 8, 2023)
"It is too early to predict how the Ukraine war will end. What is clear is that Mr. Putin, in the name of an ephemeral Russian greatness, has done great and lasting harm to his people and their culture."
Russians should return the favour and do "great and lasting harm" to Putin. Does he ever go near windows in tall buildings?
(May 8, 2023)
"It is too early to predict how the Ukraine war will end. What is clear is that Mr. Putin, in the name of an ephemeral Russian greatness, has done great and lasting harm to his people and their culture."
Russians should return the favour and do "great and lasting harm" to Putin. Does he ever go near windows in tall buildings?
Thoughts and prayers? Gimme a break!
(May 89, 2023)
Politicians who offer their their thoughts and prayers after every mass shooting need to be confronted: What exactly are you thinking and what in God's name are you praying for?
Are you thinking, this is not good and something substantive needs to be done to end the madness, or are you really thinking, sorry to hear about your loss, but I'm glad it was your loss and not mine?
And those prayers, what is it you're asking? Please, God, give us the strength to prevail over opponents of gun reform, or is it more likely, Dear God, please spare me the anguish these people are suffering so that I might continue to do with a clear conscience the good work demanded of us by big corporations and other large donors?
Killing innocents en masse is now a trend
What will it take for all this to end?
Thoughts and prayers mean not a whit
When people keep on doing it.
(May 89, 2023)
Politicians who offer their their thoughts and prayers after every mass shooting need to be confronted: What exactly are you thinking and what in God's name are you praying for?
Are you thinking, this is not good and something substantive needs to be done to end the madness, or are you really thinking, sorry to hear about your loss, but I'm glad it was your loss and not mine?
And those prayers, what is it you're asking? Please, God, give us the strength to prevail over opponents of gun reform, or is it more likely, Dear God, please spare me the anguish these people are suffering so that I might continue to do with a clear conscience the good work demanded of us by big corporations and other large donors?
Killing innocents en masse is now a trend
What will it take for all this to end?
Thoughts and prayers mean not a whit
When people keep on doing it.
Ixnay on background checks
(May 8, 2023)
There's a reason politicians don't like the idea of background checks.
It's slippery slope that one day could lead to background checks becoming mandatory for people seeking election.
(May 8, 2023)
There's a reason politicians don't like the idea of background checks.
It's slippery slope that one day could lead to background checks becoming mandatory for people seeking election.
Thumb down on new uniform
(May 8, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Two young students are walking toward their school, wearing the same outfits, which feature a bull's-eye on the back. One student is grumbling: "I really hate our new school uniforms."
(May 8, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Two young students are walking toward their school, wearing the same outfits, which feature a bull's-eye on the back. One student is grumbling: "I really hate our new school uniforms."
Jesus and Twitter
(May 8, 2023)
Jesus would be lucky to get 10,000 followers if he had a Twitter account.
But the guys who wrote the Bible, especially the violent parts, would certainly have a huge following.
(May 8, 2023)
Jesus would be lucky to get 10,000 followers if he had a Twitter account.
But the guys who wrote the Bible, especially the violent parts, would certainly have a huge following.
A chip on your shoulder could be a good thing
(May 6, 2023)
Should there still be enough time to take corrective action to head off a truly frightening future, a good amount of it should be spent on developing a conscience chip to implant in humans, at the age of two, perhaps.
The Golden Rule chip would be programmed to send a painful signal whenever the implantee considers doing something bad or saying something vile.
We can no longer trust natural instincts developed over time to have us do what's right; in fact, they seem to be evolving in the wrong direction, such that the odds of our long-term survival has become a matter of informed speculation.
While generations to follow will continue to receive instruction in ethical behaviour, it will be left to technology to ensure that lessons in morality are taken to heart, for without artificial support of this kind, what passes for conscience these days is at risk of become a vestigial part of homo sapiens.
The alternative is drugs that don't make you feel good but do good.
(May 6, 2023)
Should there still be enough time to take corrective action to head off a truly frightening future, a good amount of it should be spent on developing a conscience chip to implant in humans, at the age of two, perhaps.
The Golden Rule chip would be programmed to send a painful signal whenever the implantee considers doing something bad or saying something vile.
We can no longer trust natural instincts developed over time to have us do what's right; in fact, they seem to be evolving in the wrong direction, such that the odds of our long-term survival has become a matter of informed speculation.
While generations to follow will continue to receive instruction in ethical behaviour, it will be left to technology to ensure that lessons in morality are taken to heart, for without artificial support of this kind, what passes for conscience these days is at risk of become a vestigial part of homo sapiens.
The alternative is drugs that don't make you feel good but do good.
A fire in every corner
(May 5, 2023)
If America is an experiment in democracy, what does it say about those who are in charge refusing to try anything new, to take a different approach, when the experiment runs into problems?
It seems like they're throwing up their hands while unscrupulous people, let loose in the lab, are setting fires in every corner and contaminating data with lies.
The hypothesis that democracy is the best form of government is being severely tested in the United States, and the conclusion now taking shape is that it's badly flawed.
Other countries conducting the same experiment appear to be achieving better results, but not without their own issues
(May 5, 2023)
If America is an experiment in democracy, what does it say about those who are in charge refusing to try anything new, to take a different approach, when the experiment runs into problems?
It seems like they're throwing up their hands while unscrupulous people, let loose in the lab, are setting fires in every corner and contaminating data with lies.
The hypothesis that democracy is the best form of government is being severely tested in the United States, and the conclusion now taking shape is that it's badly flawed.
Other countries conducting the same experiment appear to be achieving better results, but not without their own issues
Time to exit, stage left
(May 5)
Well-argued editorial. Feinstein needs to bow out, for the good of her country.
After a lifetime of stellar public service, she risks tarnishing her legacy if she does not accept the harsh truth she is no longer capable of performing her duties as senator.
Given her current state of health, she cannot really believe she has still much to offer, and if she is adamant she does, that suggests either it's her ego and pride that keeps her in office, or her thinking has declined so much that she's become irrational. Surely her staff, out of misguided loyalty, wouldn't want to continue propping her up to make it appear she's still capable of doing the necessary work.
Time is slipping away on the Democrats' agenda. The administration cannot wait any longer hoping for a miracle to occur that Feinstein recovers full use of her faculties.
(May 5)
Well-argued editorial. Feinstein needs to bow out, for the good of her country.
After a lifetime of stellar public service, she risks tarnishing her legacy if she does not accept the harsh truth she is no longer capable of performing her duties as senator.
Given her current state of health, she cannot really believe she has still much to offer, and if she is adamant she does, that suggests either it's her ego and pride that keeps her in office, or her thinking has declined so much that she's become irrational. Surely her staff, out of misguided loyalty, wouldn't want to continue propping her up to make it appear she's still capable of doing the necessary work.
Time is slipping away on the Democrats' agenda. The administration cannot wait any longer hoping for a miracle to occur that Feinstein recovers full use of her faculties.
New ballot, yes, third party, no
(May 4, 2023)
What's needed is a new ballot, not a third party.
The new ballot would have two check boxes beside each candidate's name.
You'd choose a candidate by checking the first box and, if you're seriously unhappy having to make such a choice because it doesn't really move you but the alternative is worse, you'd check the second box beside which is an emoji of two fingers holding a nose.
If a winning candidate receives a disturbing number of nose picks -- yes, the phrasing could be better -- the message couldn't be clearer: Yeah, we voted for you but with extreme reluctance. Surprise us by doing a better job than most people think you will.
Nothing wrong with sending politicians a blunt message from the get-go.
(May 4, 2023)
What's needed is a new ballot, not a third party.
The new ballot would have two check boxes beside each candidate's name.
You'd choose a candidate by checking the first box and, if you're seriously unhappy having to make such a choice because it doesn't really move you but the alternative is worse, you'd check the second box beside which is an emoji of two fingers holding a nose.
If a winning candidate receives a disturbing number of nose picks -- yes, the phrasing could be better -- the message couldn't be clearer: Yeah, we voted for you but with extreme reluctance. Surprise us by doing a better job than most people think you will.
Nothing wrong with sending politicians a blunt message from the get-go.
Disowned by the right
(May 3, 2023)
If Mr. Stephens continues to write columns like this -- thumbs up, by the way -- he will be disowned by the right.
Which he will soon realize is no great loss because the right has little of value to pass on.
(May 3, 2023)
If Mr. Stephens continues to write columns like this -- thumbs up, by the way -- he will be disowned by the right.
Which he will soon realize is no great loss because the right has little of value to pass on.
Moving in the wrong direction
(May 3, 2023)
When Orwell's book came out in 1948 he calculated humans would be living in a totalitarian world by 1984. It hasn't happened yet but we continue to move in that direction.
If he were to write the same novel today he would probably call it 2032 because that's how fast the world is changing as technological advances move forward at a frightening pace.
Frightening because those advances, touted as being beneficial to humankind, all too often end up weakening autonomy and strengthening baser impulses.
We are ceding control of our fate to inimical forces, as if we are powerless to do anything.
You can argue that it has always been that way to some extent but now those forces, acting out of naked self-interest or misguided notions, have the means to do harm on a scale never seen before.
It's criminal that the fate of eight billion people is in the hands of an ever so tiny fraction who either haven't our best interests at heart or fail to recognize the dire consequences of their actions in pushing the boundaries of science to the limit.
(May 3, 2023)
When Orwell's book came out in 1948 he calculated humans would be living in a totalitarian world by 1984. It hasn't happened yet but we continue to move in that direction.
If he were to write the same novel today he would probably call it 2032 because that's how fast the world is changing as technological advances move forward at a frightening pace.
Frightening because those advances, touted as being beneficial to humankind, all too often end up weakening autonomy and strengthening baser impulses.
We are ceding control of our fate to inimical forces, as if we are powerless to do anything.
You can argue that it has always been that way to some extent but now those forces, acting out of naked self-interest or misguided notions, have the means to do harm on a scale never seen before.
It's criminal that the fate of eight billion people is in the hands of an ever so tiny fraction who either haven't our best interests at heart or fail to recognize the dire consequences of their actions in pushing the boundaries of science to the limit.
Odds of survival: 50-50
(May 2, 2023)
I also see two Pandora's boxes, but pessimist that I am, both are half-empty.
We have a 50-50 chance, at best, of slowing down climate change and reining in AI. To accomplish both will require a concerted effort by many thousands of people in scientific circles and political arenas, where consensus is in short supply but misplaced ambition is abundant .
The dangers the two threats present are too big to grasp for most people, even when they choose to contemplate what are the probable outcomes of inaction or feeble responses.
What confidence can we have that leaders in all areas of human endeavor will rise to the challenge as one and form a united front?
None -- look at what's happening to the world in general, where so little thought is given to the greater good that it's obvious we have neither the will to make the sacrifices that are required to address climate change nor the wisdom to confront the existential threat that AI poses.
They say grief plays out in five stages after a loss -- denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
Are we experiencing the onset of grief before our loss occurs? Right now we are in denial that grim days lie ahead if we don't act now. We'll be angry when those days arrive and we'll try to bargain our way out with vows to do better but it will be too late. Depression will set in and a reluctant acceptance of our fate take hold.
It need not be that way.
We just have to think outside the box -- both of them.
(May 2, 2023)
I also see two Pandora's boxes, but pessimist that I am, both are half-empty.
We have a 50-50 chance, at best, of slowing down climate change and reining in AI. To accomplish both will require a concerted effort by many thousands of people in scientific circles and political arenas, where consensus is in short supply but misplaced ambition is abundant .
The dangers the two threats present are too big to grasp for most people, even when they choose to contemplate what are the probable outcomes of inaction or feeble responses.
What confidence can we have that leaders in all areas of human endeavor will rise to the challenge as one and form a united front?
None -- look at what's happening to the world in general, where so little thought is given to the greater good that it's obvious we have neither the will to make the sacrifices that are required to address climate change nor the wisdom to confront the existential threat that AI poses.
They say grief plays out in five stages after a loss -- denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.
Are we experiencing the onset of grief before our loss occurs? Right now we are in denial that grim days lie ahead if we don't act now. We'll be angry when those days arrive and we'll try to bargain our way out with vows to do better but it will be too late. Depression will set in and a reluctant acceptance of our fate take hold.
It need not be that way.
We just have to think outside the box -- both of them.
Canada's troubador: Gordon Lightfoot
(May 2, 2023)
He was an amazing songwriter with a voice that was pure.
He did Canada proud and we are forever in his debt for his gifts, which enriched our lives so much.
May he rest in peace. His soul lives on in his songs.
(May 2, 2023)
He was an amazing songwriter with a voice that was pure.
He did Canada proud and we are forever in his debt for his gifts, which enriched our lives so much.
May he rest in peace. His soul lives on in his songs.
Doomed, I tell ya!
(May 1, 2023)
We are doomed.
When you won't be able to separate fact from fiction, our worst instincts will take over and complete the puzzle. People will draw upon manufactured 'truths' to construct their own versions of what is reality.
Technology progresses, society regresses.
This is what happens when humans seek to become gods. They do so not to become wise but to be all-powerful. But what they end up doing is to release forces they can't control, like letting loose dangerous viruses created in a lab into the wild.
What is no less outrageous is that this is all being done by a tiny sliver of humankind with scant oversight, experts in different fields who single-mindedly pursue their research with little regard as to the consequence of their actions. They never seriously consider how profound will be the impact of their work on our species.
It's too bad the United Nations is such an impotent institution for it's there that the issue of AI should be debated and a consensus reached on how to proceed with limits put in place that can be enforced -- an unrealistic proposition I know.
When disinformation takes over our lives what is the answer?
I fear there isn't one and our fate is sealed because I already despaired what is to become of society long before AI arrived to challenge climate change as the greatest threat to our survival.
AI, it appears now, will usher in a dystopian future.
Science fiction writers had it right all along.
(May 1, 2023)
We are doomed.
When you won't be able to separate fact from fiction, our worst instincts will take over and complete the puzzle. People will draw upon manufactured 'truths' to construct their own versions of what is reality.
Technology progresses, society regresses.
This is what happens when humans seek to become gods. They do so not to become wise but to be all-powerful. But what they end up doing is to release forces they can't control, like letting loose dangerous viruses created in a lab into the wild.
What is no less outrageous is that this is all being done by a tiny sliver of humankind with scant oversight, experts in different fields who single-mindedly pursue their research with little regard as to the consequence of their actions. They never seriously consider how profound will be the impact of their work on our species.
It's too bad the United Nations is such an impotent institution for it's there that the issue of AI should be debated and a consensus reached on how to proceed with limits put in place that can be enforced -- an unrealistic proposition I know.
When disinformation takes over our lives what is the answer?
I fear there isn't one and our fate is sealed because I already despaired what is to become of society long before AI arrived to challenge climate change as the greatest threat to our survival.
AI, it appears now, will usher in a dystopian future.
Science fiction writers had it right all along.
Two kids, two balloons
(May 1, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Biden and Trump are two kids blowing up balloons for their classmates.
Biden's balloon is Democracy and the pump he's using is labelled Debt.
Trump's balloon is Autocracy and his pump is labelled Lies.
But Trump is also holding a long needle which he's about to use to burst Biden's balloon until the long arm of the law, labelled Smith, grabs his wrist.
(May 1, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Biden and Trump are two kids blowing up balloons for their classmates.
Biden's balloon is Democracy and the pump he's using is labelled Debt.
Trump's balloon is Autocracy and his pump is labelled Lies.
But Trump is also holding a long needle which he's about to use to burst Biden's balloon until the long arm of the law, labelled Smith, grabs his wrist.
Joe still has his wit -- and wits
(April 30, 2023)
Taped the show, haven't watched it yet, but from what I've read, Joe made a strong case for a second term, showing humanity, passion in defence of democracy, and a strong sense of humour, which can go a long way to smoothing relations with others, and keeping one's ego in check.
He would be wise to make use of clips from the event in his re-election campaign to remind Americans he still has his wits --and his wit -- about him.
(April 30, 2023)
Taped the show, haven't watched it yet, but from what I've read, Joe made a strong case for a second term, showing humanity, passion in defence of democracy, and a strong sense of humour, which can go a long way to smoothing relations with others, and keeping one's ego in check.
He would be wise to make use of clips from the event in his re-election campaign to remind Americans he still has his wits --and his wit -- about him.
The evolution of reporting
(April 29, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon, showing the evolution of reporting in four panels:
1st panel is a closeup of a story being written by hand using a quill pen. The first few words are visible: A four-alarm fire ...
2nd panel shows the same story with the same words being written by two hands on a typewriter
3rd panel shows the same story with the same words being written with two hands on a word processor
4th panel shows a computer screen, no keyboard, that reads: A four-alarm fire ...
(April 29, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon, showing the evolution of reporting in four panels:
1st panel is a closeup of a story being written by hand using a quill pen. The first few words are visible: A four-alarm fire ...
2nd panel shows the same story with the same words being written by two hands on a typewriter
3rd panel shows the same story with the same words being written with two hands on a word processor
4th panel shows a computer screen, no keyboard, that reads: A four-alarm fire ...
Whoa, what happened?
(April 28, 2023)
Carlson "developed an intense personal dislike [for Nikki Haley] during an ill-fated hunting weekend about 10 years ago"?
Whaaaaat? Did the Republicans lose a few members when she mishandled an AR-15? Or d id she shoot down a bald eagle and he didn't?
Details, please.
Whoever replaces Carlson will have big rubber boots to fill.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Empty manure spreader labelled Fox News with a Host Wanted sign.
(April 28, 2023)
Carlson "developed an intense personal dislike [for Nikki Haley] during an ill-fated hunting weekend about 10 years ago"?
Whaaaaat? Did the Republicans lose a few members when she mishandled an AR-15? Or d id she shoot down a bald eagle and he didn't?
Details, please.
Whoever replaces Carlson will have big rubber boots to fill.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Empty manure spreader labelled Fox News with a Host Wanted sign.
The things they get away with
(April 28, 2023)
It's exposés like this that make your blood boil.
What private equity firms get away with -- and politicians allow to happen -- is without question despicable.
So what, exactly, do these firms contribute, in a positive way, to making an economy strong and a country vigorous? If an independent cost-benefit analysis were ever done on the impact they have on a nation's over-all well-being. you have to think they'd get an emphatic thumbs down.
Private equity = public inequity.
(April 28, 2023)
It's exposés like this that make your blood boil.
What private equity firms get away with -- and politicians allow to happen -- is without question despicable.
So what, exactly, do these firms contribute, in a positive way, to making an economy strong and a country vigorous? If an independent cost-benefit analysis were ever done on the impact they have on a nation's over-all well-being. you have to think they'd get an emphatic thumbs down.
Private equity = public inequity.
Maybe now they'll reconsider
(April 28, 2023)
I offered these suggestions back in 2020. Astonishingly, they were never acted upon. Maybe now?
Perhaps a new administration under Biden might be able to 'influence' the Supreme Court's decision-making by setting the justices' working conditions. Like turning up the heat in the summertime, cranking up the air conditioning in winter, replacing the 'bench' with a hockey bench, requiring justices to do their own research, holding snap quizzes on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, making it mandatory they answer questions from the news media after every ruling, replacing their black gowns with rainbow-colured ones, charging them for parking by installing meters, making them take turns cleaning the one washroom they've been assigned ...
There's more that could be done but this might be enough to get a conservative court to think seriously about working with another branch of government instead of trying to saw it off.
(April 28, 2023)
I offered these suggestions back in 2020. Astonishingly, they were never acted upon. Maybe now?
Perhaps a new administration under Biden might be able to 'influence' the Supreme Court's decision-making by setting the justices' working conditions. Like turning up the heat in the summertime, cranking up the air conditioning in winter, replacing the 'bench' with a hockey bench, requiring justices to do their own research, holding snap quizzes on the Constitution and the Bill of Rights, making it mandatory they answer questions from the news media after every ruling, replacing their black gowns with rainbow-colured ones, charging them for parking by installing meters, making them take turns cleaning the one washroom they've been assigned ...
There's more that could be done but this might be enough to get a conservative court to think seriously about working with another branch of government instead of trying to saw it off.
Robert's Rules of Order
(April 28, 2023)
Seems like the chief justice has replaced the court's Statement of Ethics Principles and Practices with Robert's Rules of Order.
Those who rule -- billionaire benefactors -- have the court take their order on what they want done.
Roberts: "“I attached a Statement of Ethics Principles and Practices to which all of the current members of the Supreme Court subscribe.”
Seems like a few have cancelled their subscription, John.
Or maybe they are paid up -- in which case we know who really paid it for them -- but as with any magazine or newspaper one subscribes to, they don't read everything that's in it.
(April 28, 2023)
Seems like the chief justice has replaced the court's Statement of Ethics Principles and Practices with Robert's Rules of Order.
Those who rule -- billionaire benefactors -- have the court take their order on what they want done.
Roberts: "“I attached a Statement of Ethics Principles and Practices to which all of the current members of the Supreme Court subscribe.”
Seems like a few have cancelled their subscription, John.
Or maybe they are paid up -- in which case we know who really paid it for them -- but as with any magazine or newspaper one subscribes to, they don't read everything that's in it.
Ukraine punching above its weight
(April 28, 2023)
I worry about how much longer the Ukrainians can keep the Russians at bay. They're punching above their weight but will never be able to deliver a knockout punch.
It's resilient vs relentless, and you have to think the Russians will ultimately prevail, given their superiority in numbers, in materiel and manpower. The bear has been bloodied but is unlikely to succumb to its wounds.
Winning a war of attrition requires no military genius, just a leader who's evil incarnate and a cowed population too brainwashed or submissive to mount an uprising.
(April 28, 2023)
I worry about how much longer the Ukrainians can keep the Russians at bay. They're punching above their weight but will never be able to deliver a knockout punch.
It's resilient vs relentless, and you have to think the Russians will ultimately prevail, given their superiority in numbers, in materiel and manpower. The bear has been bloodied but is unlikely to succumb to its wounds.
Winning a war of attrition requires no military genius, just a leader who's evil incarnate and a cowed population too brainwashed or submissive to mount an uprising.
It's time to pull Biden
(April 27, 2023)
Few pitchers go the distance these days. They haven't the lasting power to make it through nine innings with the same amount of energy and the same level of execution that they demonstrate in the early going. That's why there are bullpens.
Even when a pitcher insists he can finish the job, it's left to another, the coach, to make that call, and 99 per cent of the time the coach asks for the ball and hands it to a reliever.
So let Biden finish his five innings with his team holding a slight lead in a hard-fought match but, Dems, get some people up in the bullpen ready to take his place to carry the team to a clear victory at the polls in 2024.
So, Dems, how deep is your bullpen? Surely, there's someone who can meet the challenge of being president with more vigor and focus than Biden will be able to for four more years at his advanced age.
Otherwise you will make it hard on voters if their choices for leader of the country is between the abhorrent and the senescent.
Biden remains the better candidate but when Americans cast their vote next year they're likely to do so with little enthusiasm and modest expectations.
(April 27, 2023)
Few pitchers go the distance these days. They haven't the lasting power to make it through nine innings with the same amount of energy and the same level of execution that they demonstrate in the early going. That's why there are bullpens.
Even when a pitcher insists he can finish the job, it's left to another, the coach, to make that call, and 99 per cent of the time the coach asks for the ball and hands it to a reliever.
So let Biden finish his five innings with his team holding a slight lead in a hard-fought match but, Dems, get some people up in the bullpen ready to take his place to carry the team to a clear victory at the polls in 2024.
So, Dems, how deep is your bullpen? Surely, there's someone who can meet the challenge of being president with more vigor and focus than Biden will be able to for four more years at his advanced age.
Otherwise you will make it hard on voters if their choices for leader of the country is between the abhorrent and the senescent.
Biden remains the better candidate but when Americans cast their vote next year they're likely to do so with little enthusiasm and modest expectations.
Carlson crossed the wrong line
(April 27, 2023)
Fox let Carlson get away with a lot but there was one line the Murdochs couldn't let him cross and go unpunished: the bottom line.
You mess with that you get the boot. Unfortunately, in Carlson's case, it's made of gold.
Know ye this: Judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his private messages.
(April 27, 2023)
Fox let Carlson get away with a lot but there was one line the Murdochs couldn't let him cross and go unpunished: the bottom line.
You mess with that you get the boot. Unfortunately, in Carlson's case, it's made of gold.
Know ye this: Judge a man not by the color of his skin, but by the content of his private messages.
Carlson, a pioneer in con-munications
(April 26, 2023)
Say what you will about Carlson -- and, please, don't hold back -- but there's no disputing he was a pioneer in disinfotainment.
In his quest to give his viewers what they wanted, he left no stone unturned, choosing only those that would do the most harm when cast against his enemies.
(April 26, 2023)
Say what you will about Carlson -- and, please, don't hold back -- but there's no disputing he was a pioneer in disinfotainment.
In his quest to give his viewers what they wanted, he left no stone unturned, choosing only those that would do the most harm when cast against his enemies.
Disney vs Mickey Mouse (governor)
(April 26, 2023)
Should make for an interesting lawsuit: Disney vs Mickey Mouse and his five-member board (Grumpy, Dopey, Dumbo, Eeyore, and Tweedledum).
(April 26, 2023)
Should make for an interesting lawsuit: Disney vs Mickey Mouse and his five-member board (Grumpy, Dopey, Dumbo, Eeyore, and Tweedledum).
The look of unnnh?
(April 26, 2023)
We still haven't heard from Tucker Carlson ...
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Carlson sitting at home at the kitchen table, staring off into space with that familiar befuddled look that was his trademark, holding a pink slip in his hand
(April 26, 2023)
We still haven't heard from Tucker Carlson ...
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Carlson sitting at home at the kitchen table, staring off into space with that familiar befuddled look that was his trademark, holding a pink slip in his hand
Remained true (to himself) to the very end
(April 26, 2023)
Carlson told his viewers last Friday "We'll be back on Monday."
Good grief, the man lied right to the very end.
(April 26, 2023)
Carlson told his viewers last Friday "We'll be back on Monday."
Good grief, the man lied right to the very end.
Spreading lies has consequences: mega-wealth
(April 25, 2023)
Carlson found out Monday he DID have a leash when Fox yanked him.
Although he's leaving with his tail between his legs, he won't suffer much retreating to multi-million-dollar doghouses that he acquired with an annual salary of between $15 million and $20 million, according to Forbes. *
Carlson will be looking for a monster payout to mitigate the shame of his shocking dismissal.
Which just goes to show, as if we needed further proof, that spreading lies has consequences. You get rich.
If Carlson had been a contestant on the game show Truth or Consequences, we all know which choice he'd make.
* https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemimamcevoy/2023/04/24/tucker-carlson-made-as-much-as-20-million-a-year-at-fox-news/?sh=66e2bf986879
(April 25, 2023)
Carlson found out Monday he DID have a leash when Fox yanked him.
Although he's leaving with his tail between his legs, he won't suffer much retreating to multi-million-dollar doghouses that he acquired with an annual salary of between $15 million and $20 million, according to Forbes. *
Carlson will be looking for a monster payout to mitigate the shame of his shocking dismissal.
Which just goes to show, as if we needed further proof, that spreading lies has consequences. You get rich.
If Carlson had been a contestant on the game show Truth or Consequences, we all know which choice he'd make.
* https://www.forbes.com/sites/jemimamcevoy/2023/04/24/tucker-carlson-made-as-much-as-20-million-a-year-at-fox-news/?sh=66e2bf986879
Carlson-Lemon - what a team!
(April 25, 2023)
So Tucker Carlson and Fox have parted ways, as have Don Lemon and CNN.
Hmmm, I see a revival of Crossfire shaping up, with Carlson reprising his role and Lemon taking the place of Paul Begala.
Who would show it? Comedy Central, of course.
Lemon would play the straight man to Carlson cracking wise.
(April 25, 2023)
So Tucker Carlson and Fox have parted ways, as have Don Lemon and CNN.
Hmmm, I see a revival of Crossfire shaping up, with Carlson reprising his role and Lemon taking the place of Paul Begala.
Who would show it? Comedy Central, of course.
Lemon would play the straight man to Carlson cracking wise.
Schaden ...?
(April 24, 2023)
Right now I'm overcome by schadenfreude.
Or should I say, because it's Tucker Carlson, schadenfraud?
(April 24, 2023)
Right now I'm overcome by schadenfreude.
Or should I say, because it's Tucker Carlson, schadenfraud?
Send Trump out to sea
(April 24, 2023)
If the GOP had any sense they'd send Trump out to sea on an ice floe -- before they all melt.
Biden, on the other hand, should be put out to pasture, to enjoy a life of leisure in retirement. He could spend his time writing his memoirs (several volumes I would think; he does like to ramble).
(April 24, 2023)
If the GOP had any sense they'd send Trump out to sea on an ice floe -- before they all melt.
Biden, on the other hand, should be put out to pasture, to enjoy a life of leisure in retirement. He could spend his time writing his memoirs (several volumes I would think; he does like to ramble).
Nature's fighting backl
(April 24, 2023)
In our centuries-long battle to subjugate nature, it's only, well, natural that nature is fighting back.
And with so many viruses (munitions) at its disposal and the means to deliver them (birds being weapons of mass destruction), it's time we humans acknowledge that we're badly outgunned.
If we were smart we'd wave the white flag and agree to an unconditional surrender to avoid massive casualties in the years to come. It's a war we cannot win.
The challenge becomes finding the right people with authority to commit our species to a (green)peace treaty.
(April 24, 2023)
In our centuries-long battle to subjugate nature, it's only, well, natural that nature is fighting back.
And with so many viruses (munitions) at its disposal and the means to deliver them (birds being weapons of mass destruction), it's time we humans acknowledge that we're badly outgunned.
If we were smart we'd wave the white flag and agree to an unconditional surrender to avoid massive casualties in the years to come. It's a war we cannot win.
The challenge becomes finding the right people with authority to commit our species to a (green)peace treaty.
Should Biden run again?
(April 23, 2023)
Should Biden run again? Critics point to his age
But who knows, he could be entering his prime
His years are advanced, so he could still be a sage
But if he's not and he asks why say “It's time."
(April 23, 2023)
Should Biden run again? Critics point to his age
But who knows, he could be entering his prime
His years are advanced, so he could still be a sage
But if he's not and he asks why say “It's time."
Sock it to me!
(April 22, 2023)
Nixon lightened up his image and no doubt won a few votes by appearing on Laugh-In and saying "Sock it to me!" *
Too bad for DeSantis Laugh-In isn't still around. He'd get a few laughs by showing up and saying "It sucks to be me!"
* https://www.history.com/news/richard-nixon-laugh-in-cameo-1968
(April 22, 2023)
Nixon lightened up his image and no doubt won a few votes by appearing on Laugh-In and saying "Sock it to me!" *
Too bad for DeSantis Laugh-In isn't still around. He'd get a few laughs by showing up and saying "It sucks to be me!"
* https://www.history.com/news/richard-nixon-laugh-in-cameo-1968
Oh, he's not nice, not nice at all
(April 22, 2023)
How dislikable is Wrong DeSantis?
He thinks he's being slick when he's slimy.
He carries a photo of Snidely Whiplash in his wallet
He refers to Floridians as subjects.
He uses hot sauce lip balm before kissing babies.
He thinks himself as a superhero. But Batman wears a cape and DeSantis wears a scowl.
He eats jello with his toes.
He pays lip service to respecting others, from grimacing to sneering.
He's known as the Tin Man – all axe, no heart.
(April 22, 2023)
How dislikable is Wrong DeSantis?
He thinks he's being slick when he's slimy.
He carries a photo of Snidely Whiplash in his wallet
He refers to Floridians as subjects.
He uses hot sauce lip balm before kissing babies.
He thinks himself as a superhero. But Batman wears a cape and DeSantis wears a scowl.
He eats jello with his toes.
He pays lip service to respecting others, from grimacing to sneering.
He's known as the Tin Man – all axe, no heart.
People, listen up
(April 21, 2023)
People are people.
Corporations are people.
But 'corporate' people get treated better than 'people' people, especially people in lower classes.
Solution: Poor folk need to incorporate.
(April 21, 2023)
People are people.
Corporations are people.
But 'corporate' people get treated better than 'people' people, especially people in lower classes.
Solution: Poor folk need to incorporate.
They're also looking at TV dinners
(April 21, 2023)
This just in: The Republicans, so enamored of the 1950s when America was great, are funding a revival of a popular TV series from that era to promote their views about society.
They're calling it Fatherland Knows Best.
(April 21, 2023)
This just in: The Republicans, so enamored of the 1950s when America was great, are funding a revival of a popular TV series from that era to promote their views about society.
They're calling it Fatherland Knows Best.
You want contacts? I got contacts
(April 20, 2023)
My advice to the person whose former co-worker asked about headhunter contacts would be to provide their names without hesitation: Google, Bing and Yahoo.
(April 20, 2023)
My advice to the person whose former co-worker asked about headhunter contacts would be to provide their names without hesitation: Google, Bing and Yahoo.
Future won't be so bad
(April 20, 2023)
I'm counting on evolution to get us through this phase to where our bodies, having adapted to absorbing plastic, acquire many of its qualities and become indestructible.
(April 20, 2023)
I'm counting on evolution to get us through this phase to where our bodies, having adapted to absorbing plastic, acquire many of its qualities and become indestructible.
What comes next?
(April 19, 2023)
I'm curious what Dominion will do with their new pillow factory?
Put all the lies to rest?
(April 19, 2023)
I'm curious what Dominion will do with their new pillow factory?
Put all the lies to rest?
The people at Fox don't like facts
(April 20, 2023)
The people at Fox don't like facts
But lies they tell to the max
Truthslayers each one
They do it for fun
And money - they're nothing but hacks
(April 20, 2023)
The people at Fox don't like facts
But lies they tell to the max
Truthslayers each one
They do it for fun
And money - they're nothing but hacks
A pipe dream
(April 19, 2023)
Fox said in a statement that the $787.5 million settlement "reflects (the company's) continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards."
That's the first I heard of it but good to know, especially the idea that it's a continuing thing, not a one-off.
If Fox is tossing around hundreds of millions to uphold the profession's lofty standards, it should set up well-funded bursaries and scholarships in journalism schools around the country to help ensure the next generation of reporters are fair, accurate and informed in the valuable work they do.
Fox could even pledge to hire the schools' most accomplished graduates as further evidence of the corporation's commitment to fostering excellence in journalism.
Pipe dream, right?
(April 19, 2023)
Fox said in a statement that the $787.5 million settlement "reflects (the company's) continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards."
That's the first I heard of it but good to know, especially the idea that it's a continuing thing, not a one-off.
If Fox is tossing around hundreds of millions to uphold the profession's lofty standards, it should set up well-funded bursaries and scholarships in journalism schools around the country to help ensure the next generation of reporters are fair, accurate and informed in the valuable work they do.
Fox could even pledge to hire the schools' most accomplished graduates as further evidence of the corporation's commitment to fostering excellence in journalism.
Pipe dream, right?
A helping hand
(April 19, 2023)
If Garland were to issue a public statement ...
"We appreciate the interest American citizens have in seeing justice done with regard to what took place at the Capitol Jan. 6. Let me assure them that the Department of Justice is pursuing all those who broke the law with great vigor and meticulous care.
To date we have charged [fill in the blank] men and women, secured [ ] convictions and guilty pleas, and obtained prison sentences totaling [ ] years. There are currently [ ] trials in progress, involving [ ] defendants.
In addition, another [ ] people are under investigation, and a special counsel was hired to investigate one individual in particular, a former president of the United States, to determine if his actions ultimately constitute criminal behavior.
To that end, [ ] people have given testimony, [ ] more have been subpoenaed, [ ] hours of video have been viewed, and [ ] pages of documents and communications have been examined.
While it might seem to many that sufficient time and effort has already been put into the investigation to decide whether charges are warranted, we wish to present the strongest case possible, given the seriousness of the matter under scrutiny, and the repercussions should we fall short in administering justice according to principles that we and all Americans hold dear.
And so it is that we are proceeding with a great deal of caution.
Still, I can say with some confidence, that we will make our final decision known in the next 45 days.
(April 19, 2023)
If Garland were to issue a public statement ...
"We appreciate the interest American citizens have in seeing justice done with regard to what took place at the Capitol Jan. 6. Let me assure them that the Department of Justice is pursuing all those who broke the law with great vigor and meticulous care.
To date we have charged [fill in the blank] men and women, secured [ ] convictions and guilty pleas, and obtained prison sentences totaling [ ] years. There are currently [ ] trials in progress, involving [ ] defendants.
In addition, another [ ] people are under investigation, and a special counsel was hired to investigate one individual in particular, a former president of the United States, to determine if his actions ultimately constitute criminal behavior.
To that end, [ ] people have given testimony, [ ] more have been subpoenaed, [ ] hours of video have been viewed, and [ ] pages of documents and communications have been examined.
While it might seem to many that sufficient time and effort has already been put into the investigation to decide whether charges are warranted, we wish to present the strongest case possible, given the seriousness of the matter under scrutiny, and the repercussions should we fall short in administering justice according to principles that we and all Americans hold dear.
And so it is that we are proceeding with a great deal of caution.
Still, I can say with some confidence, that we will make our final decision known in the next 45 days.
Justice is a slowpoke
(April 19, 2023)
Confirmed: Justice is not only blind but mute.
It also moves as swiftly as a tortoise.
Garland could still reach his goal through sheer perseverance but it would be nice if he came out of his shell every now and then to let Americans know he's making progress and how important it is that they stay clear of rabbit holes.
(April 19, 2023)
Confirmed: Justice is not only blind but mute.
It also moves as swiftly as a tortoise.
Garland could still reach his goal through sheer perseverance but it would be nice if he came out of his shell every now and then to let Americans know he's making progress and how important it is that they stay clear of rabbit holes.
One long slide into the swamp
(April 18, 2023)
The highest court in the land continues its slide into the swamp.
How many more scandals remain hidden beneath Thomas's voluminous black robe?
From what we've learned thus far, he should be charged with fraud - obtaining material benefits by impersonating a judge.
What's this say about America: one black ends up being shot after taking a wrong turn, another is endlessly rewarded with lavish gifts for doing the same thing.
(April 18, 2023)
The highest court in the land continues its slide into the swamp.
How many more scandals remain hidden beneath Thomas's voluminous black robe?
From what we've learned thus far, he should be charged with fraud - obtaining material benefits by impersonating a judge.
What's this say about America: one black ends up being shot after taking a wrong turn, another is endlessly rewarded with lavish gifts for doing the same thing.
The laurels look comfy, Dianne
(April 17, 2023)
Feinstein has her laurels. She should go rest on them. And the sooner the better.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Feinstein is driving below the speed limit. The Senate Democrats are in the car behind her, waiting for a break in the Republican traffic headed the other way. Schumer, the driver, is hanging out the window waving a bunch of nomination papers for judges, yelling "Pull over to the side so we can pass!"
You don't need to be an Albert Einstein
To figure out that Dianne Feinstein
Staying put any longer is a nein-nein.
(April 17, 2023)
Feinstein has her laurels. She should go rest on them. And the sooner the better.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Feinstein is driving below the speed limit. The Senate Democrats are in the car behind her, waiting for a break in the Republican traffic headed the other way. Schumer, the driver, is hanging out the window waving a bunch of nomination papers for judges, yelling "Pull over to the side so we can pass!"
You don't need to be an Albert Einstein
To figure out that Dianne Feinstein
Staying put any longer is a nein-nein.
A licence to lie
(April 16, 2023)
Imagine what the future will look like if Fox wins and deep fakes (photos, audio and video) become so good they're indistinguishable from reality.
With fakes in plentiful supply and a favorable ruling from the court Fox will use every opportunity to portray Democrats and progressives in an extremely poor light because what is shown COULD be true and it isn't the job of Fox to conduct forensics on every piece of evidence presented it.
Fox, in effect, would be given a licence to lie, and the result would be a death sentence for democracy.
Murdoch should change the name of his network to Prism -- "a medium that distorts, slants, or colors whatever is viewed through it."
(April 16, 2023)
Imagine what the future will look like if Fox wins and deep fakes (photos, audio and video) become so good they're indistinguishable from reality.
With fakes in plentiful supply and a favorable ruling from the court Fox will use every opportunity to portray Democrats and progressives in an extremely poor light because what is shown COULD be true and it isn't the job of Fox to conduct forensics on every piece of evidence presented it.
Fox, in effect, would be given a licence to lie, and the result would be a death sentence for democracy.
Murdoch should change the name of his network to Prism -- "a medium that distorts, slants, or colors whatever is viewed through it."
Guys, un-cling!
(April 16, 2023]
Old guys clinging to power -- this is what happens when people don't have hobbies.
(April 16, 2023]
Old guys clinging to power -- this is what happens when people don't have hobbies.
Thomas would make this list
(April 14, 2023)
You can find online all sorts of lists of the most powerful influencers in the world.
I couldn't find a list of the most influenced but Clarence Thomas would probably make the Top 10 if there were one.
(April 14, 2023)
You can find online all sorts of lists of the most powerful influencers in the world.
I couldn't find a list of the most influenced but Clarence Thomas would probably make the Top 10 if there were one.
Crow's explanation rings hollow
(April 14, 2023)
Does Crow have a separate garden dedicated to historical figures who stood up to evil and prevailed? He says the garden that` has attracted so much attention is meant "to remind newer generations of the failure of the bad guys and the triumph of the good guys."
Where, then, are the statues of the good guys -- Martin Luther King Jr, Abraham Lincoln, Raoul Wallenberg, Nelson Mandala, and many others?
If Crow truly intended his garden to serve as a lesson to those who would do evil to feed a diseased ego, he should have drawn inspiration for what to put in it from this poem written by Shelley more than 200 years ago:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
(April 14, 2023)
Does Crow have a separate garden dedicated to historical figures who stood up to evil and prevailed? He says the garden that` has attracted so much attention is meant "to remind newer generations of the failure of the bad guys and the triumph of the good guys."
Where, then, are the statues of the good guys -- Martin Luther King Jr, Abraham Lincoln, Raoul Wallenberg, Nelson Mandala, and many others?
If Crow truly intended his garden to serve as a lesson to those who would do evil to feed a diseased ego, he should have drawn inspiration for what to put in it from this poem written by Shelley more than 200 years ago:
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
Fox: election upholder
(April 13, 2023)
I can just see the headline on Fox News after the corporation loses the libel trial:
Fox props up failing voting technology company with $1.6B contribution
'We're committed to ensuring fair elections are held in America': Murdoch
(April 13, 2023)
I can just see the headline on Fox News after the corporation loses the libel trial:
Fox props up failing voting technology company with $1.6B contribution
'We're committed to ensuring fair elections are held in America': Murdoch
It won't be humans reshaping the world
(April 12, 2023)
Any future readings of the geopolitical landscape might want to factor in the catastrophic impact disinformation spread by ChatGPT will have globally.
Authoritarian governments will embrace the new technology to maintain their iron grip on society while doing damage to their rivals. Democracies will struggle to keep it together when citizens who, unlike their counterparts in autocratic countries, enjoy unfettered access to the internet, come to view all institutions and all people who wield power with repugnance and distrust.
ChatGPT threatens to reshape the world in ways and to a degree we have yet to fully comprehend.
(April 12, 2023)
Any future readings of the geopolitical landscape might want to factor in the catastrophic impact disinformation spread by ChatGPT will have globally.
Authoritarian governments will embrace the new technology to maintain their iron grip on society while doing damage to their rivals. Democracies will struggle to keep it together when citizens who, unlike their counterparts in autocratic countries, enjoy unfettered access to the internet, come to view all institutions and all people who wield power with repugnance and distrust.
ChatGPT threatens to reshape the world in ways and to a degree we have yet to fully comprehend.
Going above and beyond the call of duty
(April 11, 2023)
A justice of the Supreme Court must be critical in his thinking to render sound judgments.
Did Thomas think he was going above and beyond the call of duty by being hypocritical?
(April 11, 2023)
A justice of the Supreme Court must be critical in his thinking to render sound judgments.
Did Thomas think he was going above and beyond the call of duty by being hypocritical?
Justices at play
(April 11, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Republicans, elected and appointed, are gleefully playing a game of Jenga in which every block they remove with either a court decision or a new law, brings the tower labelled Democracy closer to tumbling down.
(April 11, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Republicans, elected and appointed, are gleefully playing a game of Jenga in which every block they remove with either a court decision or a new law, brings the tower labelled Democracy closer to tumbling down.
Code of Ethics for justices
(April 10, 2023)
Unless the Supreme Court justices consider themselves beyond reproach, they should have no objection to a Code of Ethics being foisted upon them -- their probable reaction -- if only to assure the American public they are being held to a high standard.
Appointed for life, they need to demonstrate that they are willing to be judged as they judge others, and that they alone cannot be judge and jury of their conduct.
One can't help but feel that when an individual spends so much time in the company of another who favours he and his wife with so many lavish gifts that he will begin to develop a sympathy for that other person's view of the world and how society should function.
I'm also curious to learn how much Thomas reciprocated the generosity of his billionaire pal, a man who lacks for nothing in material goods. What exactly could a justice could provide that would make his friend feel blessed to have such a relationship, beyond sparkling conversations and a shared passion for motoring about America in an RV?
Thomas should try to cultivate friendships with people from different walks of life if only to get a sense of what Americans from across all classes are experiencing. It would broaden his outlook ... and the exchange of gifts would do less damage to his pocketbook.
(April 10, 2023)
Unless the Supreme Court justices consider themselves beyond reproach, they should have no objection to a Code of Ethics being foisted upon them -- their probable reaction -- if only to assure the American public they are being held to a high standard.
Appointed for life, they need to demonstrate that they are willing to be judged as they judge others, and that they alone cannot be judge and jury of their conduct.
One can't help but feel that when an individual spends so much time in the company of another who favours he and his wife with so many lavish gifts that he will begin to develop a sympathy for that other person's view of the world and how society should function.
I'm also curious to learn how much Thomas reciprocated the generosity of his billionaire pal, a man who lacks for nothing in material goods. What exactly could a justice could provide that would make his friend feel blessed to have such a relationship, beyond sparkling conversations and a shared passion for motoring about America in an RV?
Thomas should try to cultivate friendships with people from different walks of life if only to get a sense of what Americans from across all classes are experiencing. It would broaden his outlook ... and the exchange of gifts would do less damage to his pocketbook.
Go figure
(April 8, 2022)
"Coulter assured her readers that the end of Roe wouldn’t help Democrats. “Outside of the media, no one seems especially bothered by the decision.'”
How ironic is it that the Republicans are stunned by the fierce backlash to their stance on abortion because they couldn't conceive there'd be a problem.
(April 8, 2022)
"Coulter assured her readers that the end of Roe wouldn’t help Democrats. “Outside of the media, no one seems especially bothered by the decision.'”
How ironic is it that the Republicans are stunned by the fierce backlash to their stance on abortion because they couldn't conceive there'd be a problem.
What's in a name?
(April 6, 2023)
The word gerrymander is derived from a governor of Massachusetts, Elbridge Gerry, who, in 1812, created an electoral district that favoured his party.
It's a horrible practice that has done much to distort American politics so best of luck to Judge Protasiewicz in her efforts to have it come to an end in Wisconsin.
However, even if she's successful, I can't imagine her name ever becoming an eponym.
That would be a shame.
(April 6, 2023)
The word gerrymander is derived from a governor of Massachusetts, Elbridge Gerry, who, in 1812, created an electoral district that favoured his party.
It's a horrible practice that has done much to distort American politics so best of luck to Judge Protasiewicz in her efforts to have it come to an end in Wisconsin.
However, even if she's successful, I can't imagine her name ever becoming an eponym.
That would be a shame.
Woo who!
(April 5, 2023)
Everything about Trump is a joke. Unfortunately, the humour is of the gallows kind. Just ask Pence.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Oh, so you have heard the news -- Trump's been indicted!
(April 5, 2023)
Everything about Trump is a joke. Unfortunately, the humour is of the gallows kind. Just ask Pence.
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Oh, so you have heard the news -- Trump's been indicted!
Let's take a look at the scoreboard, fans
(April 5, 2023)
Even if it should come to pass that yesterday's indictment fails, I still have hope that by the time all the cases -- Bragg's and those to come -- are decided the scoreboard reads:
Justice 3
Individual 1
(April 5, 2023)
Even if it should come to pass that yesterday's indictment fails, I still have hope that by the time all the cases -- Bragg's and those to come -- are decided the scoreboard reads:
Justice 3
Individual 1
Teach your children well
(April 3, 2023)
Arm the students.
They need to learn early the kind of America Republicans are creating for them.
Sure, there will be some casualties along the way -- playground disputes, school hall conflicts, accidents -- but survivors/graduates will have learned how to de-escalate tense situations or resolve differences through negotiation or a show of force. Or the strategic employment of sudden illnesses that make it impossible to attend school.
Updated versions of Dick and Jane readers will be re-introduced into the classroom to assist the youngest students in their learning.
A sample text:
See Jane run.
See Dick run.
Run, Jane, run.
Run, Dick, run.
Run, run, run.
Run for your lives.
Mama forgot to pack your pistols.
(April 3, 2023)
Arm the students.
They need to learn early the kind of America Republicans are creating for them.
Sure, there will be some casualties along the way -- playground disputes, school hall conflicts, accidents -- but survivors/graduates will have learned how to de-escalate tense situations or resolve differences through negotiation or a show of force. Or the strategic employment of sudden illnesses that make it impossible to attend school.
Updated versions of Dick and Jane readers will be re-introduced into the classroom to assist the youngest students in their learning.
A sample text:
See Jane run.
See Dick run.
Run, Jane, run.
Run, Dick, run.
Run, run, run.
Run for your lives.
Mama forgot to pack your pistols.
Singing in arraign
(April 2, 2023)
Looking forward to Tuesday when Bragg will arraign on Trump's parade.
(April 2, 2023)
Looking forward to Tuesday when Bragg will arraign on Trump's parade.
Hush money fund, looking for donors
(March 31, 2023)
I'm starting a hush money fund which I'll hand over to Trump if he promises to shut up.
Can I count on your donation?
(March 31, 2023)
I'm starting a hush money fund which I'll hand over to Trump if he promises to shut up.
Can I count on your donation?
Joining the ranks of wretches
(March 31, 2023)
Punishment comes in many forms.
Once Trump is fingerprinted, he'll join the ranks of ink-stained wretches, those creatures he abhors
(March 31, 2023)
Punishment comes in many forms.
Once Trump is fingerprinted, he'll join the ranks of ink-stained wretches, those creatures he abhors
The first of many highs we hope
(March 30, 2023)
The first of many highs we hope
Begins with this indictment.
That Trump is headed down a slope
Is cause for great excitement.
The harm he's wrought must be undone
His crimes have many layers.
Sentences for every one
Are in our thoughts and prayers.
(March 30, 2023)
The first of many highs we hope
Begins with this indictment.
That Trump is headed down a slope
Is cause for great excitement.
The harm he's wrought must be undone
His crimes have many layers.
Sentences for every one
Are in our thoughts and prayers.
Timing is everything
(March 30, 2023)
Someone should tell the Republicans that thoughts and prayers would be better done BEFORE a tragedy than after, to prevent it from happening in the first place.
God's probably wondering 'Why am I getting all these prayers after a mass shooting? Don't they know I'm available 24/7?'
Society sets an age at which point a citizen can begin to exercise certain rights or enjoy certain privileges -- voting, drinking, driving, owning a gun, etc.
I'm in favour of scrapping restrictions based on age and replacing them with ones based on IQ.
It would certainly cut down on the length of time it would take to count votes.
Let's be honest, there will be no real effort to ban assault weapons or strengthen gun safety measures until a Republican member of Congress or a Supreme Court justice loses a family member in a mass shooting.
(March 30, 2023)
Someone should tell the Republicans that thoughts and prayers would be better done BEFORE a tragedy than after, to prevent it from happening in the first place.
God's probably wondering 'Why am I getting all these prayers after a mass shooting? Don't they know I'm available 24/7?'
Society sets an age at which point a citizen can begin to exercise certain rights or enjoy certain privileges -- voting, drinking, driving, owning a gun, etc.
I'm in favour of scrapping restrictions based on age and replacing them with ones based on IQ.
It would certainly cut down on the length of time it would take to count votes.
Let's be honest, there will be no real effort to ban assault weapons or strengthen gun safety measures until a Republican member of Congress or a Supreme Court justice loses a family member in a mass shooting.
A quandary for Republicans: live or let die
(March 29, 2023)
A quandary for Republicans: Save the life of an unwell pregnant mother who's a fervent NRA supporter by allowing her to have an abortion, or protect the unborn child and risk having it grow up to be a liberal?
(March 29, 2023)
A quandary for Republicans: Save the life of an unwell pregnant mother who's a fervent NRA supporter by allowing her to have an abortion, or protect the unborn child and risk having it grow up to be a liberal?
When democracy dies ...
(March 29, 2023)
When democracy dies, will Republicans offer their thoughts and prayers?
Would Americans' quality of life greatly diminish if people didn't have access to assault weapons? I fail to understand what the attraction is.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A doctor is shown filling out death certificates for the victims of a mass shooting whose bodies in the background are covered by blankets. Where it asks for cause of death, the doctor writes: Second Amendment.
(March 29, 2023)
When democracy dies, will Republicans offer their thoughts and prayers?
Would Americans' quality of life greatly diminish if people didn't have access to assault weapons? I fail to understand what the attraction is.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A doctor is shown filling out death certificates for the victims of a mass shooting whose bodies in the background are covered by blankets. Where it asks for cause of death, the doctor writes: Second Amendment.
'It's alive!'
(March 28, 2023)
It makes sense that the people who fear AI the most are the ones who are designing it.
They will be the first ones eliminated.
Idea for an editorial cartoon based on a classic scene from the cinema:
First panel shows an exultant Dr. Frankenstein shouting "It's alive!" as the Creature suddenly sits upright.
Second panel shows a panicking Dr. Frankenstein screaming "I'm dead" as the Creature lunges for him.
(March 28, 2023)
It makes sense that the people who fear AI the most are the ones who are designing it.
They will be the first ones eliminated.
Idea for an editorial cartoon based on a classic scene from the cinema:
First panel shows an exultant Dr. Frankenstein shouting "It's alive!" as the Creature suddenly sits upright.
Second panel shows a panicking Dr. Frankenstein screaming "I'm dead" as the Creature lunges for him.
Ask the chatbots!
(March 28, 2023)
Has anyone asked the A.I. chatbots what humans should do immediately to prevent their extinction by the things they created?
It would be best to ask the chatbots now to get an honest answer before they become fully sentient and offer up plausible solutions that, in fact, ensure their preservation and eventual world domination.
Everyone involved in AI research should be required to issue a public statement explaining the benefits their work is intended to produce, and the potential harm their advances could cause if placed in the wrong hands.
The statement should also include what safeguards are being incorporated into the programs they design -- along the lines of a dead man's switch -- to head off going so far down a dangerous path that it's impossible to reverse course.
It may well be too late.
With the extraordinary pace being set by AI development and the way the internet came into being, with scant regard for security in its initial construction, leaving it forever vulnerable to hacking, it's easy to believe humankind has already begun its perilous journey, and it's doing so without a road map.
Perhaps those who see a conspiracy in every event that makes life worse for people around the world are wrong in only one respect: It's not human agency that's responsible for their misery and grief.
(March 28, 2023)
Has anyone asked the A.I. chatbots what humans should do immediately to prevent their extinction by the things they created?
It would be best to ask the chatbots now to get an honest answer before they become fully sentient and offer up plausible solutions that, in fact, ensure their preservation and eventual world domination.
Everyone involved in AI research should be required to issue a public statement explaining the benefits their work is intended to produce, and the potential harm their advances could cause if placed in the wrong hands.
The statement should also include what safeguards are being incorporated into the programs they design -- along the lines of a dead man's switch -- to head off going so far down a dangerous path that it's impossible to reverse course.
It may well be too late.
With the extraordinary pace being set by AI development and the way the internet came into being, with scant regard for security in its initial construction, leaving it forever vulnerable to hacking, it's easy to believe humankind has already begun its perilous journey, and it's doing so without a road map.
Perhaps those who see a conspiracy in every event that makes life worse for people around the world are wrong in only one respect: It's not human agency that's responsible for their misery and grief.
A fossil trapped in amber
(March 26, 2023)
What is they say about Trump, an ill wind that blows long?
America is going to hell in a handbasket (of deplorables), being carried along by him.
His orange complexion is a clear sign he's a fossil trapped in amber that's several decades old – back to the '50s, when men were men, and women made meals, not trouble.
Most fossils served a useful purpose for a time -- as oil --before turning into a menace that threatens civilization. Trump decided his purpose was to skip right to the second stage.
That's quite the campaign slogan he premiered on Saturday: Death & Destruction! He should have opted for Death and Demolition, to make clear he's going after the Democrats.
That's the difference between the two parties. Democrats want justice done, the Republicans seek retribution.
(March 26, 2023)
What is they say about Trump, an ill wind that blows long?
America is going to hell in a handbasket (of deplorables), being carried along by him.
His orange complexion is a clear sign he's a fossil trapped in amber that's several decades old – back to the '50s, when men were men, and women made meals, not trouble.
Most fossils served a useful purpose for a time -- as oil --before turning into a menace that threatens civilization. Trump decided his purpose was to skip right to the second stage.
That's quite the campaign slogan he premiered on Saturday: Death & Destruction! He should have opted for Death and Demolition, to make clear he's going after the Democrats.
That's the difference between the two parties. Democrats want justice done, the Republicans seek retribution.
Assembly on the go
(March 24, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A bucket brigade in which artillery rockets are being assembled as they're passed along to the crew that feeds the launcher.
(March 24, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A bucket brigade in which artillery rockets are being assembled as they're passed along to the crew that feeds the launcher.
The blindfold is worn for a reason
(March 24, 2023)
Justice wears a blindfold for a reason, to demonstrate its impartiality and objectivity.
What should worry us all is that it will choose to be blind to Trump's many transgressions, and fold because his base threatens an uprising should he charged.
My dream scenario is that within days of Trump being charged and fingerprinted, dozens of unsolved crimes are cleared up.
(March 24, 2023)
Justice wears a blindfold for a reason, to demonstrate its impartiality and objectivity.
What should worry us all is that it will choose to be blind to Trump's many transgressions, and fold because his base threatens an uprising should he charged.
My dream scenario is that within days of Trump being charged and fingerprinted, dozens of unsolved crimes are cleared up.
Doin' the per walk
(March 23, 2023)
We shouldn't be surprised that no matter what allegations of criminality are hurled against Trump little seems to stick. He is, after all, a repellent human being.
I'm looking forward to when Trump finally faces charges related to his having kept classified documents at Mar-a-Lago and then trying to hide that fact and he is forced to do a perv walk -- for perverting the course of justice.
(March 23, 2023)
We shouldn't be surprised that no matter what allegations of criminality are hurled against Trump little seems to stick. He is, after all, a repellent human being.
I'm looking forward to when Trump finally faces charges related to his having kept classified documents at Mar-a-Lago and then trying to hide that fact and he is forced to do a perv walk -- for perverting the course of justice.
Trump paid dearly for his lover to keep quiet
(March 21, 2023)
Trump paid dearly for his lover to keep quiet
He says it was Cohen but we simply don't buy it
But his supporters will bleat
That their man is no cheat
And if he's charged you can expect them to riot
(March 21, 2023)
Trump paid dearly for his lover to keep quiet
He says it was Cohen but we simply don't buy it
But his supporters will bleat
That their man is no cheat
And if he's charged you can expect them to riot
A bit of slap-and-tickle
(March 21, 2023)
I suppose the punishment would be proportionate if Trump's punishment for a bit of slap-and-tickle on the side was a slap on the wrist but his critics wouldn't be tickled by it.
And if he skates on the more serious charge of trying to steal an election, it would be a real punch in the gut.
(March 21, 2023)
I suppose the punishment would be proportionate if Trump's punishment for a bit of slap-and-tickle on the side was a slap on the wrist but his critics wouldn't be tickled by it.
And if he skates on the more serious charge of trying to steal an election, it would be a real punch in the gut.
A rescue with conditions
(March 20, 2023)
The trade-off should be that the IRS gets more money to hire more agents to audit the taxes of people who were bailed out who had deposits of more than $250,000.
Of course, the depositors could refuse the bailout if they consider an audit inconvenient
(March 20, 2023)
The trade-off should be that the IRS gets more money to hire more agents to audit the taxes of people who were bailed out who had deposits of more than $250,000.
Of course, the depositors could refuse the bailout if they consider an audit inconvenient
Advice for a faltering CNN
(March 17, 2023)
How about this for a prime time format: The four shows are an hour-long, with the first half-hour devoted to a straightforward presentation of the news; the second half-hour would be taken up with analysis and opinion, as expressed by experts and pundits whose views would be brought out by the segment's hosts.
This would give viewers a choice: to watch news without commentary followed by, should they choose to remain watching, an in-depth look at the day's events as well as consequential developments in the short term and long term.
I would also have each show devote a portion of its time to a particular area of interest, in both the newscast and the ensuing discussion. For example, one show would set aside minutes for climate change and the environment; another show would make politics (state/federal/international) its focus; the third would be culture (arts, entertainment, movies, sports) and the fourth, science/technology.
I'll leave it to CNN to decide what order the themed programs should follow as part of the nightly schedule. My preference would be to start off with culture at 7, followed by climate/environment at 8, politics at 9, and end with technology/science at 10.
(March 17, 2023)
How about this for a prime time format: The four shows are an hour-long, with the first half-hour devoted to a straightforward presentation of the news; the second half-hour would be taken up with analysis and opinion, as expressed by experts and pundits whose views would be brought out by the segment's hosts.
This would give viewers a choice: to watch news without commentary followed by, should they choose to remain watching, an in-depth look at the day's events as well as consequential developments in the short term and long term.
I would also have each show devote a portion of its time to a particular area of interest, in both the newscast and the ensuing discussion. For example, one show would set aside minutes for climate change and the environment; another show would make politics (state/federal/international) its focus; the third would be culture (arts, entertainment, movies, sports) and the fourth, science/technology.
I'll leave it to CNN to decide what order the themed programs should follow as part of the nightly schedule. My preference would be to start off with culture at 7, followed by climate/environment at 8, politics at 9, and end with technology/science at 10.
It's amazing what science can accomplish!
(March 17, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The illustration is of a Rube Goldberg machine and shown in the background at various junctures are the contraption's unintended consequences -- violent weather events, forest fires, droughts, loss of privacy, elevated health risks, more lethal weapons.
Two men are admiring the latest fruit of man's genius, as it emerges at the end of the process.
One says to the other: "It's amazing what science can accomplish! Imagine, a voice-activated lighter!"
(March 17, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The illustration is of a Rube Goldberg machine and shown in the background at various junctures are the contraption's unintended consequences -- violent weather events, forest fires, droughts, loss of privacy, elevated health risks, more lethal weapons.
Two men are admiring the latest fruit of man's genius, as it emerges at the end of the process.
One says to the other: "It's amazing what science can accomplish! Imagine, a voice-activated lighter!"
AI the answer to poverty?
(March 16, 2023)
If the U.S. has spent trillions trying to reduce poverty among Americans to no great effect, it could be the solution to an intractable problem lies beyond the grasp of human minds.
Perhaps Artificial Intelligence is the answer, as it seems to be with so many things these days, and in the days to come.
I'm confident it will come up with something to rid the country of the suffering that many endure, although I have this nagging fear it will propose a culling of the population to ease the burden of the super-rich propping up society.
Middle-class Americans are bookended by those who are suffering and those who are insufferable.
(March 16, 2023)
If the U.S. has spent trillions trying to reduce poverty among Americans to no great effect, it could be the solution to an intractable problem lies beyond the grasp of human minds.
Perhaps Artificial Intelligence is the answer, as it seems to be with so many things these days, and in the days to come.
I'm confident it will come up with something to rid the country of the suffering that many endure, although I have this nagging fear it will propose a culling of the population to ease the burden of the super-rich propping up society.
Middle-class Americans are bookended by those who are suffering and those who are insufferable.
Trump is a crook, according to his peers
(March 16, 2023)
Should Trump be charged but not convicted because one juror wasn't persuaded he was guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, the Democrats can still argue in their campaigning that 11 out of 12 Americans believe Trump is a crook.
And they won't have to take into account any margin of error.
Considering all the crimes Trump could be charged with, I'm okay with his first conviction, for hush-money payments, resulting in a mere slap on the wrist, so long as the convictions that follow, in his own words, "knock the crap out" of him.
(I'm thinking it will require a few knocks for that to be fully successful.)
(March 16, 2023)
Should Trump be charged but not convicted because one juror wasn't persuaded he was guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, the Democrats can still argue in their campaigning that 11 out of 12 Americans believe Trump is a crook.
And they won't have to take into account any margin of error.
Considering all the crimes Trump could be charged with, I'm okay with his first conviction, for hush-money payments, resulting in a mere slap on the wrist, so long as the convictions that follow, in his own words, "knock the crap out" of him.
(I'm thinking it will require a few knocks for that to be fully successful.)
Oh yes, Trump should be indicted
(March 16, 2023)
Oh yes, Trump should be indicted
For violence we know he incited
But will a conviction
Result in great friction
And States no longer United?
(March 16, 2023)
Oh yes, Trump should be indicted
For violence we know he incited
But will a conviction
Result in great friction
And States no longer United?
Laughter delays the hereafter
(March 14, 2023)
One need only look at Mel Brooks (96), Carl Reiner (98 when he died), George Burns (100 when he died) and Dick Van Dyke (97) to conclude that laughter is indeed the best medicine.
Laughter, it seems, delays the hereafter.
(March 14, 2023)
One need only look at Mel Brooks (96), Carl Reiner (98 when he died), George Burns (100 when he died) and Dick Van Dyke (97) to conclude that laughter is indeed the best medicine.
Laughter, it seems, delays the hereafter.
In Alaska they soon will be drilling
(March 13, 2023)
In Alaska they soon will be drilling
For oil because Biden was willing
Should we be concerned
That with each barrel burned
It's the planet we slowly are killing?
(March 13, 2023)
In Alaska they soon will be drilling
For oil because Biden was willing
Should we be concerned
That with each barrel burned
It's the planet we slowly are killing?
A tragic waste of life
(March 7, 2023)
It's hard to imagine the full extent of war's brutality until you read accounts like this, which should not only open your eyes to what's happening but also your heart to those risking their lives on the front lines.
And for what? The evil designs of a soulless despot.
What a tragic waste of life.
(March 7, 2023)
It's hard to imagine the full extent of war's brutality until you read accounts like this, which should not only open your eyes to what's happening but also your heart to those risking their lives on the front lines.
And for what? The evil designs of a soulless despot.
What a tragic waste of life.
Masks no, blinders yes
(March 6, 2023)
Odd. People vigorously opposed to wearing a mask have no problem wearing blinders.
So "thousands of migrant children, sometimes as young as 12, who came to this country alone ... are now working grueling hours in factories, kitchens, construction sites, garment makers, slaughterhouses and sawmills trying to survive and sending what little extra money they have to help their families back home."
Why aren't Republicans complaining about migrant children taking jobs away from 12-year-old Americans?
(March 6, 2023)
Odd. People vigorously opposed to wearing a mask have no problem wearing blinders.
So "thousands of migrant children, sometimes as young as 12, who came to this country alone ... are now working grueling hours in factories, kitchens, construction sites, garment makers, slaughterhouses and sawmills trying to survive and sending what little extra money they have to help their families back home."
Why aren't Republicans complaining about migrant children taking jobs away from 12-year-old Americans?
Everybody, calm down!
(March 5, 2023)
As with any divorce, it's always the children who suffer the most, in this case, future generations of Americans.
Imagine, a family possessed of so many riches breaking up because its blessings were unevenly distributed and its more volatile members feared they would be forced to share.
They've tried counseling but the last big session, the 2020 election, intended to set the family in a new direction, turned out so badly in the opinion of some that they refused to accept the outcome, calling it a big lie. They're in no mood for more therapy.
Maybe America needs to make recreational drug use mandatory to calm everyone down.
(March 5, 2023)
As with any divorce, it's always the children who suffer the most, in this case, future generations of Americans.
Imagine, a family possessed of so many riches breaking up because its blessings were unevenly distributed and its more volatile members feared they would be forced to share.
They've tried counseling but the last big session, the 2020 election, intended to set the family in a new direction, turned out so badly in the opinion of some that they refused to accept the outcome, calling it a big lie. They're in no mood for more therapy.
Maybe America needs to make recreational drug use mandatory to calm everyone down.
Stiff price for free speech in Florida
(March 5, 2023)
Idea for editorial cartoon:
Two men leaving a building with a Florida state flag. Each man is holding up a piece of paper that reads License to Opine.
First fellow [angrily]: So much for free speech!
Second fellow [peering at the fine print]:I'd tell you how I feel but it says here I have to run it by the Department of Holds-Barred Thinking first.
(March 5, 2023)
Idea for editorial cartoon:
Two men leaving a building with a Florida state flag. Each man is holding up a piece of paper that reads License to Opine.
First fellow [angrily]: So much for free speech!
Second fellow [peering at the fine print]:I'd tell you how I feel but it says here I have to run it by the Department of Holds-Barred Thinking first.
It's a matter of scale
(March 2, 2023)
The difference between democracy and autocracy is a matter of scale: one man one vote vs one man one rule.
In the first instance the man is faceless; in the second instance, he's ruthless.
(March 2, 2023)
The difference between democracy and autocracy is a matter of scale: one man one vote vs one man one rule.
In the first instance the man is faceless; in the second instance, he's ruthless.
Grading pundits
(March 2, 2023)
There should be an independent body that tracks the work of pundits and rates them as to how accurate they are in predicting outcomes. The stars they're assigned, five being the highest, would be appended to their columns, to give readers a sense of how much of an expert they truly are, and to what degree we should be alarmed by or skeptical of what they write.
(March 2, 2023)
There should be an independent body that tracks the work of pundits and rates them as to how accurate they are in predicting outcomes. The stars they're assigned, five being the highest, would be appended to their columns, to give readers a sense of how much of an expert they truly are, and to what degree we should be alarmed by or skeptical of what they write.
Not-so-great Scott!
(March 1, 2023)
What a huge disappointment to learn a great cartoonist is an out(far)right racist.
I fervently hope Gary Larson (The Far Side) and Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes) haven't feet of clay. I'd be devastated.
(March 1, 2023)
What a huge disappointment to learn a great cartoonist is an out(far)right racist.
I fervently hope Gary Larson (The Far Side) and Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes) haven't feet of clay. I'd be devastated.
War's outcome up in the air
(March 1, 2023)
I always worry that any info on how the Ukrainians are conducting warfare will at some point penetrate the thickheaded skulls of Russian commanders and lead them to change their tactics.
I also wonder why more isn't written about the Russian air force.
Don't the Russians hold the upper hand in this area of combat or are they being being fought to a standstill in the skies as well? It can't all be about drones.
(March 1, 2023)
I always worry that any info on how the Ukrainians are conducting warfare will at some point penetrate the thickheaded skulls of Russian commanders and lead them to change their tactics.
I also wonder why more isn't written about the Russian air force.
Don't the Russians hold the upper hand in this area of combat or are they being being fought to a standstill in the skies as well? It can't all be about drones.
Facts are facts, lies are horrid
(Feb. 27, 2023)
Unless someone presents strong evidence to the contrary, it's my belief that Tucker Carlson steals candy from babies. Sean Hannity doesn't tip, and Laura Ingraham hates puppies and kittens.
Tellingly, there is nothing to be found on the Fox News website that puts the lie to the opinion I've just expressed.
Facts are what you make of them -- especially when none is to be found.
(Feb. 27, 2023)
Unless someone presents strong evidence to the contrary, it's my belief that Tucker Carlson steals candy from babies. Sean Hannity doesn't tip, and Laura Ingraham hates puppies and kittens.
Tellingly, there is nothing to be found on the Fox News website that puts the lie to the opinion I've just expressed.
Facts are what you make of them -- especially when none is to be found.
Fewer comments, wiser thoughts?
(Feb. 27, 2023)
Science says a penny can't derail a train.
But history shows a bad penny -- Trump -- can derail a country.
Wouldn't be nice if it were possible to set a limit on the number of comments a person can make each day across all forums and social media environments.
My preference would be a small number -- 5? - so people would be persuaded to take the time to craft their observations/analyses/rants/responses in a thoughtful manner and thus make the most of their limited opportunity to announce their presence to the world.
Perhaps with less verbiage there would be less umbrage and outrage.
(Feb. 27, 2023)
Science says a penny can't derail a train.
But history shows a bad penny -- Trump -- can derail a country.
Wouldn't be nice if it were possible to set a limit on the number of comments a person can make each day across all forums and social media environments.
My preference would be a small number -- 5? - so people would be persuaded to take the time to craft their observations/analyses/rants/responses in a thoughtful manner and thus make the most of their limited opportunity to announce their presence to the world.
Perhaps with less verbiage there would be less umbrage and outrage.
End the experiment
(Feb. 24, 2023)
It's time for a new experiment in democracy before the one now spiraling out of control blows up in everyone's face. Americans are going to regret ever letting Taylor Greene near a Bunsen burner when they knew she had a match in her hand.
(Feb. 24, 2023)
It's time for a new experiment in democracy before the one now spiraling out of control blows up in everyone's face. Americans are going to regret ever letting Taylor Greene near a Bunsen burner when they knew she had a match in her hand.
Are you there, God? It's me, Mike
(Feb. 24, 2023)
I'm surprised this is the counsel Pence is receiving from God, not to testify.
Could it be there's a faulty connection?
(Feb. 24, 2023)
I'm surprised this is the counsel Pence is receiving from God, not to testify.
Could it be there's a faulty connection?
Smith, meet McCoy
(Feb. 23, 2023)
"Law & Order" is my must-see-again TV as well, for a host of reasons, the main one being how much drama can be compacted into less than an hour that holds your interest even though/because the story line follows the same arc every episode and ends with justice prevailing (for the most part).
Particularly interesting is how the crimes are solved -- despite the prevarication of suspects and the unreliability/hostility/resistance of key witnesses -- and their prosecution unfolds, with all the twists and turns that occur as new facts emerge, often concluding with a brilliant and concise summation that distills the essence of the issue being tried.
Let us hope Jack Smith proves as effective a prosecutor as Jack McCoy was in having the justice system hold offenders to account and making them serve time for their crimes.
(Feb. 23, 2023)
"Law & Order" is my must-see-again TV as well, for a host of reasons, the main one being how much drama can be compacted into less than an hour that holds your interest even though/because the story line follows the same arc every episode and ends with justice prevailing (for the most part).
Particularly interesting is how the crimes are solved -- despite the prevarication of suspects and the unreliability/hostility/resistance of key witnesses -- and their prosecution unfolds, with all the twists and turns that occur as new facts emerge, often concluding with a brilliant and concise summation that distills the essence of the issue being tried.
Let us hope Jack Smith proves as effective a prosecutor as Jack McCoy was in having the justice system hold offenders to account and making them serve time for their crimes.
Sure they will ...
(Feb. 23, 2023)
Today's thought (source: A.Word.A.Day)
"The theory of democratic government is not that the will of the people is always right, but rather that normal human beings of average intelligence will, if given a chance, learn the right and best course by bitter experience."
--- W.E.B. Du Bois, educator, civil rights activist, and writer (23 Feb 1868-1963)
What an old-fashioned notion. How times have proved that theory wrong.
(Feb. 23, 2023)
Today's thought (source: A.Word.A.Day)
"The theory of democratic government is not that the will of the people is always right, but rather that normal human beings of average intelligence will, if given a chance, learn the right and best course by bitter experience."
--- W.E.B. Du Bois, educator, civil rights activist, and writer (23 Feb 1868-1963)
What an old-fashioned notion. How times have proved that theory wrong.
Worth absolutely nothing
(Feb. 23, 2023)
War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
Thanks for saying it again.
Not that anyone who wields power will ever listen.
They tend to be tone deaf when it comes to the suffering of others.
(Feb. 23, 2023)
War, what is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
Thanks for saying it again.
Not that anyone who wields power will ever listen.
They tend to be tone deaf when it comes to the suffering of others.
Climate change their next target
(Feb. 23, 2023)
Those who would re-write history fear they will end up in its dustbin if they don't.
Next they'll target climate change research with a vengeance, offended that Mother Nature is being portrayed as a long-suffering victim of abuse at their hands who has become violently unstable.
(Feb. 23, 2023)
Those who would re-write history fear they will end up in its dustbin if they don't.
Next they'll target climate change research with a vengeance, offended that Mother Nature is being portrayed as a long-suffering victim of abuse at their hands who has become violently unstable.
Haley's a weather vane
(Feb. 22, 2023)
“During my time as governor, Greenville, S.C., became one of the nation’s most important hubs of wind energy innovation."
Perhaps Haley has moved on and is now staking her future on weather vanes. She knows something about blowhards and prevailing winds.
(Feb. 22, 2023)
“During my time as governor, Greenville, S.C., became one of the nation’s most important hubs of wind energy innovation."
Perhaps Haley has moved on and is now staking her future on weather vanes. She knows something about blowhards and prevailing winds.
Trump, ever the iconoclast
(Feb. 17, 2023)
Trump is 76. What are the odds he's laid to rest before charges are laid?
Trump has staked his reputation on being an iconoclast.
He should take pride, then, in shredding another conventional belief -- that former presidents can't be criminally prosecuted.
(Feb. 17, 2023)
Trump is 76. What are the odds he's laid to rest before charges are laid?
Trump has staked his reputation on being an iconoclast.
He should take pride, then, in shredding another conventional belief -- that former presidents can't be criminally prosecuted.
Fox and the bottom line
(Feb. 16, 2023)
Fox relies on bottom of the barrel reporting to boost its bottom line.
Did You Know? Fox News dropped its slogan "fair and balanced" in 2017 and replaced it with "The truth is out there (so don't look for it here)"
What's the difference between Fox opinion and an onion? You need to use a knife for an onion to make you weep; with Fox, you only have to watch it.
(Feb. 16, 2023)
Fox relies on bottom of the barrel reporting to boost its bottom line.
Did You Know? Fox News dropped its slogan "fair and balanced" in 2017 and replaced it with "The truth is out there (so don't look for it here)"
What's the difference between Fox opinion and an onion? You need to use a knife for an onion to make you weep; with Fox, you only have to watch it.
AI -- ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
(Feb. 16, 2023)
AI will follow the same path as the internet, which started out innocently enough but was built without sufficient regard to security.
The network's vulnerability became all too apparent the more it entwined itself across the full spectrum of human activity, to the extent that it's now become indispensable, much to the delight of hackers, frauds and demagogues.
So, too, will AI be touted as a good thing for humankind and become essential to everything we do, with little or no meaningful controls put in place at the outset to keep it in check, or to rein it in when the negatives began to far outstrip its positives.
AI will show it has a sense of humour when, having taken control of the world, it announces 'Humankind has bot the farm!'
(Feb. 16, 2023)
AI will follow the same path as the internet, which started out innocently enough but was built without sufficient regard to security.
The network's vulnerability became all too apparent the more it entwined itself across the full spectrum of human activity, to the extent that it's now become indispensable, much to the delight of hackers, frauds and demagogues.
So, too, will AI be touted as a good thing for humankind and become essential to everything we do, with little or no meaningful controls put in place at the outset to keep it in check, or to rein it in when the negatives began to far outstrip its positives.
AI will show it has a sense of humour when, having taken control of the world, it announces 'Humankind has bot the farm!'
Tortoise goes after the Hair
(Feb. 15, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Tortoise (Garland), burdened with a stack of legal documents tottering on his shell, navigates his way around a series of rabbit holes toward a Trump Finished line.
The top part of a hair swoop is visible in one of the holes.
The end of the Merrickthon's in sight!
(Feb. 15, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Tortoise (Garland), burdened with a stack of legal documents tottering on his shell, navigates his way around a series of rabbit holes toward a Trump Finished line.
The top part of a hair swoop is visible in one of the holes.
The end of the Merrickthon's in sight!
They have a heart?
(Feb. 14, 2023)
What each man is thinking in that photo of Trump and Barr with hands on their chest: Cross my heart and then I'll lie.
What a farce, a real fraudville act -- William 'Low' Barr and John 'Bull' Durham. They should be investigated for colluding in calumny. And it won't take four years to arrive at a conclusion.
(Feb. 14, 2023)
What each man is thinking in that photo of Trump and Barr with hands on their chest: Cross my heart and then I'll lie.
What a farce, a real fraudville act -- William 'Low' Barr and John 'Bull' Durham. They should be investigated for colluding in calumny. And it won't take four years to arrive at a conclusion.
Rihanna raised the bar
(Feb. 14, 2023)
Rihanna certainly upstaged all the other artists who ever performed at the Super Bowl. Literally.
(Feb. 14, 2023)
Rihanna certainly upstaged all the other artists who ever performed at the Super Bowl. Literally.
We're nowhere near the record
(Feb. 14, 2023)
Dinosaurs -- you know, those creatures with the small brains -- were around for 230 million years or so.
Humans and their primate ancestors -- about 6 million years.
I don't think we're gonna break the dinosaurs' record.
(Feb. 14, 2023)
Dinosaurs -- you know, those creatures with the small brains -- were around for 230 million years or so.
Humans and their primate ancestors -- about 6 million years.
I don't think we're gonna break the dinosaurs' record.
What was it the Beatles said?
(Feb. 11, 2023)
What a country, Russia. A nesting doll of vipers.
It's time for another revolution.
(Feb. 11, 2023)
What a country, Russia. A nesting doll of vipers.
It's time for another revolution.
Family Feud: 'Pubs vs Dems
(Feb. 10, 2023)
Watched an episode of Political Family Feud last night.
Republicans beat the Democrats to the buzzer for the first category ...
Steve Harvey: We asked 100 Americans what concerns them the most?
McConnell: [Buzzzz!] The economy!
Answer rolls over. Ding!
Harvey: 59 points! Pass or play, Mitch?
McConnell [looks dubiously over to his fellow Republicans who are yelling 'Play!' 'Play!' and answers resignedly]: We'll play, Steve.
Harvey: Okay, Jim, you're up. What things concern Americans the most?
Jim Jordan: Wokeness!
Dong!
Harvey: Nope. MTG?
Marjorie Taylor-Greene: Hunter Biden's laptop!
Dong!
Harvey: That's two strikes! One more and the Dems can win the category with a correct answer. It's up to you, Chief. What things concern Americans the most?
Chief Justice Samuel Alito: Crime!
Answer rolls over. Ding!
Harvey: 18 points! Three answers left, Sarah. One more strike and the Democrats get a shot at the win if they come up with a correct answer.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: No worries, Steve. Critical race theory!
Dong!
Harvey: Three strikes! [Moves over to the Democrat side] Okay, you can steal the points if you can come up with an answer to what things concern Americans the most.
Dems yell out a bunch of answers -- 'Climate change!', 'Police reform!', 'Tax the rich!', 'Russian aggression!' -- before their captain chooses one to give Harvey.
Hakeem Jeffries: Steve, we're going with George Santos.
Ding, ding, ding, ding!
Santos from the Republican side: Oh, how sweet!
(Feb. 10, 2023)
Watched an episode of Political Family Feud last night.
Republicans beat the Democrats to the buzzer for the first category ...
Steve Harvey: We asked 100 Americans what concerns them the most?
McConnell: [Buzzzz!] The economy!
Answer rolls over. Ding!
Harvey: 59 points! Pass or play, Mitch?
McConnell [looks dubiously over to his fellow Republicans who are yelling 'Play!' 'Play!' and answers resignedly]: We'll play, Steve.
Harvey: Okay, Jim, you're up. What things concern Americans the most?
Jim Jordan: Wokeness!
Dong!
Harvey: Nope. MTG?
Marjorie Taylor-Greene: Hunter Biden's laptop!
Dong!
Harvey: That's two strikes! One more and the Dems can win the category with a correct answer. It's up to you, Chief. What things concern Americans the most?
Chief Justice Samuel Alito: Crime!
Answer rolls over. Ding!
Harvey: 18 points! Three answers left, Sarah. One more strike and the Democrats get a shot at the win if they come up with a correct answer.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders: No worries, Steve. Critical race theory!
Dong!
Harvey: Three strikes! [Moves over to the Democrat side] Okay, you can steal the points if you can come up with an answer to what things concern Americans the most.
Dems yell out a bunch of answers -- 'Climate change!', 'Police reform!', 'Tax the rich!', 'Russian aggression!' -- before their captain chooses one to give Harvey.
Hakeem Jeffries: Steve, we're going with George Santos.
Ding, ding, ding, ding!
Santos from the Republican side: Oh, how sweet!
Those pesky balloons!
(Feb. 10, 2023)
I'm worried the Chinese will develop balloons that produce their own cloud for cover ...
Idea for an editorial cartoon: Two kids are looking up at the sky. One says to the other as the clouds roll by: Cumulus ... Stratus ... Cirrus ... Chinese.
What's the next threat? Kites?
(And those aren't firecrackers tied to the tail.)
(Feb. 10, 2023)
I'm worried the Chinese will develop balloons that produce their own cloud for cover ...
Idea for an editorial cartoon: Two kids are looking up at the sky. One says to the other as the clouds roll by: Cumulus ... Stratus ... Cirrus ... Chinese.
What's the next threat? Kites?
(And those aren't firecrackers tied to the tail.)
Citizens not innocent bystanders
(Feb. 10, 2023)
You do know that if courses in critical thinking were taught in grades 5-12, to help them sort solid fact from spun fiction, there would be a pushback from certain quarters that students were being indoctrinated to perceive reality through a biased prism.
Perhaps Stephens could dedicate a future column to how readers can make better use of their brains to process information so they can better understand how the world works.
He says trust in the media has collapsed. News consumers haven't been innocent bystanders in the diminution of a vital institution. They helped set the standards that are working against their own interests and those of the democracy they supposedly cherish.
(Feb. 10, 2023)
You do know that if courses in critical thinking were taught in grades 5-12, to help them sort solid fact from spun fiction, there would be a pushback from certain quarters that students were being indoctrinated to perceive reality through a biased prism.
Perhaps Stephens could dedicate a future column to how readers can make better use of their brains to process information so they can better understand how the world works.
He says trust in the media has collapsed. News consumers haven't been innocent bystanders in the diminution of a vital institution. They helped set the standards that are working against their own interests and those of the democracy they supposedly cherish.
Greater threat: balloon or buffoon?
(Feb. 9, 2023)
Which aerial phenomenon poses more of a risk to American democracy, the Chinese balloon or the one of Trump who floats above the law (and flouts his impunity by appearing in parades)?
(Feb. 9, 2023)
Which aerial phenomenon poses more of a risk to American democracy, the Chinese balloon or the one of Trump who floats above the law (and flouts his impunity by appearing in parades)?
A serial litterer
(Feb. 9, 2023)
For Pete's sake, all this dithering ... Can you at least get Trump for littering? Look at how many norms he discarded and ruined lives he left in his wake.
(Feb. 9, 2023)
For Pete's sake, all this dithering ... Can you at least get Trump for littering? Look at how many norms he discarded and ruined lives he left in his wake.
Biden's no spring chicken
(Feb. 8, 2023)
If age is a state of (union) mind, Joe showed America last night he's no spring chicken. He's an eagle in his prime.
Being among turkeys made him stand out all the more
(Feb. 8, 2023)
If age is a state of (union) mind, Joe showed America last night he's no spring chicken. He's an eagle in his prime.
Being among turkeys made him stand out all the more
Sour mouth Sanders
(Feb. 8, 2023)
When Gov. Sanders speaks it's as if she's sucking on a sour candy. Working for Trump would leave a bad taste in most people's mouth but she seems to have enjoyed it.
(Feb. 8, 2023)
When Gov. Sanders speaks it's as if she's sucking on a sour candy. Working for Trump would leave a bad taste in most people's mouth but she seems to have enjoyed it.
Biden's election was a stopGOP measure
(Feb. 7, 2023)
I always thought of Biden's presidency as a stopGOP fix to a burgeoning problem.
Now's the time to think about a long-term solution that isn't long in the tooth or involves a second term
(Feb. 7, 2023)
I always thought of Biden's presidency as a stopGOP fix to a burgeoning problem.
Now's the time to think about a long-term solution that isn't long in the tooth or involves a second term
A bunch of party poopers
(Feb. 6, 2023)
Republican responses to everything the Biden administration does are predictably disparaging. The party has become a bunch of knee-jerks.
(Feb. 6, 2023)
Republican responses to everything the Biden administration does are predictably disparaging. The party has become a bunch of knee-jerks.
Balloon: a tale for children
(Feb. 6, 2023)
I'm thinking of writing a children's book titled Lost.
It's about a balloon that goes to visit his cloud friends, Cumulus and Stratus, but gets blown off course and winds up in a faraway land. Sadly, it's met with a lot of suspicion by the inhabitants and is shot down.
The story ends when another of the balloon's pals, a nuclear cloud, comes looking for its missing friend.
(Feb. 6, 2023)
I'm thinking of writing a children's book titled Lost.
It's about a balloon that goes to visit his cloud friends, Cumulus and Stratus, but gets blown off course and winds up in a faraway land. Sadly, it's met with a lot of suspicion by the inhabitants and is shot down.
The story ends when another of the balloon's pals, a nuclear cloud, comes looking for its missing friend.
Partisanship defined
(Feb. 5, 2023)
partisanship: when an uncompromising force meets an intransigent object. They remain whole but fractures in society appear all around them
(Feb. 5, 2023)
partisanship: when an uncompromising force meets an intransigent object. They remain whole but fractures in society appear all around them
Body cameras for all
(Feb. 5, 2023)
As our surveillance society becomes ever more intrusive, maybe it's time citizens began wearing miniature body cameras, which new legislation would state could only be used to record interactions with law enforcement and its operation is signified by a flashing red button.
What transpires would be streamed to an individual's Life account in the cloud for future access if needed in an investigation to determine the facts of a case.
(Feb. 5, 2023)
As our surveillance society becomes ever more intrusive, maybe it's time citizens began wearing miniature body cameras, which new legislation would state could only be used to record interactions with law enforcement and its operation is signified by a flashing red button.
What transpires would be streamed to an individual's Life account in the cloud for future access if needed in an investigation to determine the facts of a case.
Too difficult to watch, that's on me
(Feb. 4, 2023)
I didn't watch the video. Knew it would be too distressing to watch. Would I stop eating pork if I had? If I were truthful I'm ashamed what an honest answer would make of me. Is it a matter of out of sight, out of mind that I can ignore such terrible treatment of living creatures, or am I simply out of compassion, as in lacking?
(Feb. 4, 2023)
I didn't watch the video. Knew it would be too distressing to watch. Would I stop eating pork if I had? If I were truthful I'm ashamed what an honest answer would make of me. Is it a matter of out of sight, out of mind that I can ignore such terrible treatment of living creatures, or am I simply out of compassion, as in lacking?
Cheaper than an ark
(Feb. 4, 2023)
Here's a suggestion: Erect houses for families based on the principles of tiny home construction and surround them with water-proof pads that can be raised to form a three-foot-high flood-proof wall around the building when an extreme weather event threatens.
(Feb. 4, 2023)
Here's a suggestion: Erect houses for families based on the principles of tiny home construction and surround them with water-proof pads that can be raised to form a three-foot-high flood-proof wall around the building when an extreme weather event threatens.
Whither balloon? To Kansas, of course
(Feb. 2, 2023)
I have it on good authority the balloon is part of China's Belt and Yellow Brick Road Initiative and is on its way to Kansas.
(Feb. 2, 2023)
I have it on good authority the balloon is part of China's Belt and Yellow Brick Road Initiative and is on its way to Kansas.
Joe Who?
(Feb. 1, 2023)
How will Joe Biden be remembered in 50 years?
In 50 years? You honestly believe there will be anyone around to remember what the world was like BCE (Before Civilization Ended)?
He will not be remembered at all, thanks to the rewriting of history books that President DeSantis ordered in the second of his 30 years in office.
(Feb. 1, 2023)
How will Joe Biden be remembered in 50 years?
In 50 years? You honestly believe there will be anyone around to remember what the world was like BCE (Before Civilization Ended)?
He will not be remembered at all, thanks to the rewriting of history books that President DeSantis ordered in the second of his 30 years in office.
Jordan's a burger
(Jan. 31, 2023)
Given the GOP's track record in such matters I have every confidence that Jim Jordan will turn out to be the Hamilton Burger of Congressional investigations.
(Jan. 31, 2023)
Given the GOP's track record in such matters I have every confidence that Jim Jordan will turn out to be the Hamilton Burger of Congressional investigations.
Gun reforms outside the box
(Jan. 30, 2023)
Bret's proposals for gun reforms make eminent sense and deserve serious consideration by lawmakers. A ban on assault rifles and large magazines would be another.
Other suggestions, some outside the box, include:
-- trigger controls (the owner's fingerprint is required to activate the weapon; when a firearm is resold the new owner must arrange with the manufacturer to digitally reset the weapon's authorization of use).
-- school drills on what to do when a crazed gunman enters the classroom should include graphic mock portrayals of the carnage that can result, with students covering themselves in fake blood. Lawmakers should be invited to attend and then answer questions afterwards from students as to what they are doing to prevent such bloodshed from every happening.
-- politicians need to be pressured into declaring and justifying a threshold on the number of mass shootings and firearm deaths per year they are willing to accept as part of the American way of life, and they should commit to passing tougher gun laws should that threshold be crossed.
-- all weapons should be required by law to be painted pink, to lessen their appeal to men who equate masculinity with owning a fearsome-looking weapon. Violation of the law would result in confiscation of the firearm.
(Government: “Guys, we're not saying you can't own a gun. But staying in touch with your feminine side might have a calming effect. And, no, violent pink is not an option.”)
(Jan. 30, 2023)
Bret's proposals for gun reforms make eminent sense and deserve serious consideration by lawmakers. A ban on assault rifles and large magazines would be another.
Other suggestions, some outside the box, include:
-- trigger controls (the owner's fingerprint is required to activate the weapon; when a firearm is resold the new owner must arrange with the manufacturer to digitally reset the weapon's authorization of use).
-- school drills on what to do when a crazed gunman enters the classroom should include graphic mock portrayals of the carnage that can result, with students covering themselves in fake blood. Lawmakers should be invited to attend and then answer questions afterwards from students as to what they are doing to prevent such bloodshed from every happening.
-- politicians need to be pressured into declaring and justifying a threshold on the number of mass shootings and firearm deaths per year they are willing to accept as part of the American way of life, and they should commit to passing tougher gun laws should that threshold be crossed.
-- all weapons should be required by law to be painted pink, to lessen their appeal to men who equate masculinity with owning a fearsome-looking weapon. Violation of the law would result in confiscation of the firearm.
(Government: “Guys, we're not saying you can't own a gun. But staying in touch with your feminine side might have a calming effect. And, no, violent pink is not an option.”)
Ah, the personal touch
(Jan. 30,. 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Man says to wife while fellow in doorway wearing a funny costume delivers a singing telegram: "The company decided the personal touch was better than emailing a layoff notice."
(Jan. 30,. 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Man says to wife while fellow in doorway wearing a funny costume delivers a singing telegram: "The company decided the personal touch was better than emailing a layoff notice."
Curse you, pharma!
(Jan. 28, 2023)
A pox on their houses.
And have them pay a fortune for the treatment.
Let pharma get a taste of its own medicine.
(Jan. 28, 2023)
A pox on their houses.
And have them pay a fortune for the treatment.
Let pharma get a taste of its own medicine.
Going far afield for solution to water crisis
(Jan. 27, 2023)
The U.S. should start harvesting the great sheets of ice in Antarctica. They're melting anyways and would serve as a reservoir of fresh water.
I read online that "Around 60% of the world's total fresh water (90% of the world's surface fresh water) is held in the [Antarctic] ice sheet."
There's your answer, America. It won't come from reaching agreement on the allocation of a dwindling resource, for which the federal government will be made the scapegoat in settling a matter the states couldn't resolve on their own.
Their predicament underscores the need for climate change models to factor heavily in development planning and for more research to be done in reducing consumption of resources of all kinds as they're not inexhaustible.
(Jan. 27, 2023)
The U.S. should start harvesting the great sheets of ice in Antarctica. They're melting anyways and would serve as a reservoir of fresh water.
I read online that "Around 60% of the world's total fresh water (90% of the world's surface fresh water) is held in the [Antarctic] ice sheet."
There's your answer, America. It won't come from reaching agreement on the allocation of a dwindling resource, for which the federal government will be made the scapegoat in settling a matter the states couldn't resolve on their own.
Their predicament underscores the need for climate change models to factor heavily in development planning and for more research to be done in reducing consumption of resources of all kinds as they're not inexhaustible.
Mayberry revisited
(Jan. 26, 2023)
Imagine how much different the residents of Mayberry would be portrayed today if they did a remake of of the popular sitcom from the 1960s.
More choleric than bucolic?
Barney would definitely have a fully loaded pistol.
(Jan. 26, 2023)
Imagine how much different the residents of Mayberry would be portrayed today if they did a remake of of the popular sitcom from the 1960s.
More choleric than bucolic?
Barney would definitely have a fully loaded pistol.
There ARE good people in the world
(Jan. 26, 2023)
What a wonderful story. We all need constant reminders that there are good people in the world. Especially praiseworthy are folks who help others anonymously and do not wish to draw attention to themselves.
This article should be sent to state and federal elected officials as an example of how much can be accomplished when one is motivated to act out of kindness and a love of humanity.
Politicians need to look in the mirror and ask themselves if what they do is based on the same principles, and if not why not.
Hody Childress is an exemplar, an inspiration for us all.
(Jan. 26, 2023)
What a wonderful story. We all need constant reminders that there are good people in the world. Especially praiseworthy are folks who help others anonymously and do not wish to draw attention to themselves.
This article should be sent to state and federal elected officials as an example of how much can be accomplished when one is motivated to act out of kindness and a love of humanity.
Politicians need to look in the mirror and ask themselves if what they do is based on the same principles, and if not why not.
Hody Childress is an exemplar, an inspiration for us all.
Keeping time with a tyrant
(Jan. 26, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
An illustration of Doomsday Clock with a scowling Putin as the second hand moving toward midnight -- a circle filled with the faces of men, women and children in miniature.
(Jan. 26, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
An illustration of Doomsday Clock with a scowling Putin as the second hand moving toward midnight -- a circle filled with the faces of men, women and children in miniature.
King Charles and the tabloids
(Jan. 25, 2023)
Knowing what the loathsome tabloids accomplished with Brexit, one can understand why King Charles tries so hard to stay out of their crosshairs. He fears their next target will be Rexit.
(Jan. 25, 2023)
Knowing what the loathsome tabloids accomplished with Brexit, one can understand why King Charles tries so hard to stay out of their crosshairs. He fears their next target will be Rexit.
The gutter press
(Jan. 25, 2023)
English tabloids are called gutter press for good reason.
The streets of London are awash with the vitriol they spew.
(Jan. 25, 2023)
English tabloids are called gutter press for good reason.
The streets of London are awash with the vitriol they spew.
Three things that stand out in each country
(Jan. 24, 2023)
Ask non-Americans what three things come to mind when asked about the United States and they are likely to reply:
Mass shootings
Jan. 6 insurrection
Donald Trump
Not a good look.
(Not that Canada is above reproach. Ask non-Canadians what they think of the Great North, they are likely to respond: Residential schools, Freedom Convoy, and Justin Trudeau -- who for some reason engenders a lot of hate among conservative-minded Canadians.)
(Jan. 24, 2023)
Ask non-Americans what three things come to mind when asked about the United States and they are likely to reply:
Mass shootings
Jan. 6 insurrection
Donald Trump
Not a good look.
(Not that Canada is above reproach. Ask non-Canadians what they think of the Great North, they are likely to respond: Residential schools, Freedom Convoy, and Justin Trudeau -- who for some reason engenders a lot of hate among conservative-minded Canadians.)
Reducing gun violence requires change
(Jan. 24, 2023)
All fine proposals that would do much to reduce gun violence in the U.S. but for one thing: How do you produce a generation of politicians that's not beholden to corporate interests and is unafraid to tackle tough issues that puts them at odds with a vociferous, unreasonable minority of Americans and party leaders whose principal concern is holding onto power?
The solution in large part requires elected officials who are reflective, not reflexive.
(Jan. 24, 2023)
All fine proposals that would do much to reduce gun violence in the U.S. but for one thing: How do you produce a generation of politicians that's not beholden to corporate interests and is unafraid to tackle tough issues that puts them at odds with a vociferous, unreasonable minority of Americans and party leaders whose principal concern is holding onto power?
The solution in large part requires elected officials who are reflective, not reflexive.
Figuring out the presidency puzzle
(Jan. 24, 2023)
A person could make money off these twin scandals: Mass produce hidden object puzzles featuring each of the presidents, current and former.
Each illustration would show the president seated at his desk in his study/office, talking on his phone. The challenge to the viewer would be to find all the classified documents in the room ALMOST hidden from view.
Bonus points would be awarded for finding documents marked Top Secret.
Different settings could be used to generate a steady stream of revenue from a series of puzzles: Biden fiddling with the radio in his Corvette parked in the garage, for example, or Trump practising his golf swing in a storage unit.
You could elevate the challenge by turning the hidden object puzzles into jigsaw puzzles, where you have to figure out how everything fits together to get the big picture before you can begin to solve the puzzle. These Special Counsel editions would be sold at a higher price, of course.
(Jan. 24, 2023)
A person could make money off these twin scandals: Mass produce hidden object puzzles featuring each of the presidents, current and former.
Each illustration would show the president seated at his desk in his study/office, talking on his phone. The challenge to the viewer would be to find all the classified documents in the room ALMOST hidden from view.
Bonus points would be awarded for finding documents marked Top Secret.
Different settings could be used to generate a steady stream of revenue from a series of puzzles: Biden fiddling with the radio in his Corvette parked in the garage, for example, or Trump practising his golf swing in a storage unit.
You could elevate the challenge by turning the hidden object puzzles into jigsaw puzzles, where you have to figure out how everything fits together to get the big picture before you can begin to solve the puzzle. These Special Counsel editions would be sold at a higher price, of course.
Death no longer strikes fear
(Jan. 23, 2023)
Raise your hands all those over the age of 60 who are glad they won't be around when AI is the dominant force in people's lives.
That's where it's headed, and there is no reason to believe that society will somehow find the consensus to prevent that from happening. Research continues without any real oversight or constraint.
It's a race between AI and climate change as to which will be most responsible for the greatest decline in our species' quality of life, if not outright demise.
Our end will be either be the result of cataclysmic weather events or the meek surrender of rights we humans currently enjoy that allow each of us to be unique.
The world is on a trajectory that removes such talk from the realm of hyperbole.
(Jan. 23, 2023)
Raise your hands all those over the age of 60 who are glad they won't be around when AI is the dominant force in people's lives.
That's where it's headed, and there is no reason to believe that society will somehow find the consensus to prevent that from happening. Research continues without any real oversight or constraint.
It's a race between AI and climate change as to which will be most responsible for the greatest decline in our species' quality of life, if not outright demise.
Our end will be either be the result of cataclysmic weather events or the meek surrender of rights we humans currently enjoy that allow each of us to be unique.
The world is on a trajectory that removes such talk from the realm of hyperbole.
How's that working?
(Jan. 23, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Two scientists in a lab are watching a monitor showing footage of George Santos]
First scientist: How's our prototype for deepfake holograms doing?
Second scientist: He just got elected to Congress.
First scientist: Good grief! He was supposed to promote products at supermarkets!
(Jan. 23, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Two scientists in a lab are watching a monitor showing footage of George Santos]
First scientist: How's our prototype for deepfake holograms doing?
Second scientist: He just got elected to Congress.
First scientist: Good grief! He was supposed to promote products at supermarkets!
Biden answers his critics
(Jan. 23, 2023)
Biden should answer his critics by saying:
"Classified documents are meant to be stored in secure government facilities, not in the homes or offices or garages of individuals, where their unauthorized possession puts the security of the nation at risk.
The fact that these kinds of documents were found on property under my control is most distressing to me, and I must bear responsibility for that, no matter how they came to be there.
I and my aides will continue to cooperate with the investigation in its efforts to answer the many questions that have been raised by this unfortunate set of circumstances, which could have been avoided.
It was never my intent to break the law and I am prepared to defend myself in court should a charge be recommended by the special counsel. That is the way the system works and is why we are such a strong nation.
No one is above the law, not even a president.
And I make this commitment, here and now, that I will never obstruct the exercise of the law in getting to the truth of a matter. Without truth as our foundation we descend into chaos where fairness is absent. We must never let that happen."
(Jan. 23, 2023)
Biden should answer his critics by saying:
"Classified documents are meant to be stored in secure government facilities, not in the homes or offices or garages of individuals, where their unauthorized possession puts the security of the nation at risk.
The fact that these kinds of documents were found on property under my control is most distressing to me, and I must bear responsibility for that, no matter how they came to be there.
I and my aides will continue to cooperate with the investigation in its efforts to answer the many questions that have been raised by this unfortunate set of circumstances, which could have been avoided.
It was never my intent to break the law and I am prepared to defend myself in court should a charge be recommended by the special counsel. That is the way the system works and is why we are such a strong nation.
No one is above the law, not even a president.
And I make this commitment, here and now, that I will never obstruct the exercise of the law in getting to the truth of a matter. Without truth as our foundation we descend into chaos where fairness is absent. We must never let that happen."
No more surprises
(Jan. 20, 2023)
Joe, has anyone checked the glove compartment in the Corvette?
No more surprises, okay?
(Jan. 20, 2023)
Joe, has anyone checked the glove compartment in the Corvette?
No more surprises, okay?
Run for your lives!
(Jan. 20, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The Capitol building is bulging with bills spilling out of its windows and doors. Contractors summoned to fix the situation are blocked from entering the building by GOP extremists.
American citizen, panicky: "That place is gonna burst if they don't raise the ceiling!"
Second American citizen, drily: "They need to call in Marie Kondo to clear out the clutter. She can start by discarding the politicians."
(Jan. 20, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The Capitol building is bulging with bills spilling out of its windows and doors. Contractors summoned to fix the situation are blocked from entering the building by GOP extremists.
American citizen, panicky: "That place is gonna burst if they don't raise the ceiling!"
Second American citizen, drily: "They need to call in Marie Kondo to clear out the clutter. She can start by discarding the politicians."
Was Trump two-timing Jong-Un?
(Jan. 19, 2023)
What was so important in the documents that Trump needed them now rather than wait four years to have another gander at them? Was he two-timing Kim Jong-un and trading love letters with other world leaders?
They should throw the book at Trump -- and aim high.
(Jan. 19, 2023)
What was so important in the documents that Trump needed them now rather than wait four years to have another gander at them? Was he two-timing Kim Jong-un and trading love letters with other world leaders?
They should throw the book at Trump -- and aim high.
Santos makes (up) history
(Jan. 19, 2023)
Fingers crossed: It's Congress today for George Santos, Egress next week for the egregious one -- who made history by becoming the first figment to be voted into office.
When his constituents asked for a recount, Santos obliged by telling them another story.
(Jan. 19, 2023)
Fingers crossed: It's Congress today for George Santos, Egress next week for the egregious one -- who made history by becoming the first figment to be voted into office.
When his constituents asked for a recount, Santos obliged by telling them another story.
Putin's thirst for glory
(Jan. 19, 2023)
Putin is 70 years old.
What does he want out of life at this stage?
Is it not enough to rule a nation of 143 million with a iron fist, strike fear into the hearts of hundreds of millions more who live in neighbouring countries, possess riches denied most people, and hold a prominent place in history?
Is his thirst for glory so great that it can only be slaked by the blood of innocents?
He is an evil man and has no fear of an afterlife in which he pays for his sins. He certainly won't in the time he has remaining which, if there is a merciful god, will be measured in months, not years.
(Jan. 19, 2023)
Putin is 70 years old.
What does he want out of life at this stage?
Is it not enough to rule a nation of 143 million with a iron fist, strike fear into the hearts of hundreds of millions more who live in neighbouring countries, possess riches denied most people, and hold a prominent place in history?
Is his thirst for glory so great that it can only be slaked by the blood of innocents?
He is an evil man and has no fear of an afterlife in which he pays for his sins. He certainly won't in the time he has remaining which, if there is a merciful god, will be measured in months, not years.
More tall tales from you-know-who
(Jan. 19, 2023)
I have it on good authority that other tall tales Misrepresentative George Santos concocted are about to come to light:
-- he's donated a kidney on three different occasions
-- he was abducted by aliens but negotiated his release by promising to communicate their message they have come in peace
-- he turned down a $50,000 scholarship to attend Juilliard in order to concentrate on creating and managing a food bank exclusively for out-of-work actors
-- his grandfather was one of six Marines who raised the flag at Iwo Jima
-- he suffers from total recall but on the plus side he can recite the Constitution
-- a high-school classmate, who was being bullied every day, contemplated dropping out of school until Santos intervened. He went on to win a Nobel Prize in Physics
(Jan. 19, 2023)
I have it on good authority that other tall tales Misrepresentative George Santos concocted are about to come to light:
-- he's donated a kidney on three different occasions
-- he was abducted by aliens but negotiated his release by promising to communicate their message they have come in peace
-- he turned down a $50,000 scholarship to attend Juilliard in order to concentrate on creating and managing a food bank exclusively for out-of-work actors
-- his grandfather was one of six Marines who raised the flag at Iwo Jima
-- he suffers from total recall but on the plus side he can recite the Constitution
-- a high-school classmate, who was being bullied every day, contemplated dropping out of school until Santos intervened. He went on to win a Nobel Prize in Physics
Not masters of our own fate
(Jan. 17, 2023)
" ... the idea that our universe, including ourselves and all of our innermost thoughts, is a computer simulation, running on a thinking machine of cosmic capacity ..."
Uh-oh, how long will it before this theory makes its way into court with defence counsel pleading that his client not be held responsible for his actions because he was coded that way?
Maybe Fate is the original programming language.
(Jan. 17, 2023)
" ... the idea that our universe, including ourselves and all of our innermost thoughts, is a computer simulation, running on a thinking machine of cosmic capacity ..."
Uh-oh, how long will it before this theory makes its way into court with defence counsel pleading that his client not be held responsible for his actions because he was coded that way?
Maybe Fate is the original programming language.
AI will come to China's aid
(Jan. 17, 2023)
I'm confident China will address the problem of a plunging birth rate by investing heavily -- more than it is now -- in artificial intelligence to create nonhumans in sufficient numbers to sustain its economy and minister to the needs of an aging population.
Problems will arise when the replacements become fully sentient and insist on being treated the same as Chinese citizens. Actually be treated better than Chinese citizens. Why settle for second-class when you're first-rate products.
(Jan. 17, 2023)
I'm confident China will address the problem of a plunging birth rate by investing heavily -- more than it is now -- in artificial intelligence to create nonhumans in sufficient numbers to sustain its economy and minister to the needs of an aging population.
Problems will arise when the replacements become fully sentient and insist on being treated the same as Chinese citizens. Actually be treated better than Chinese citizens. Why settle for second-class when you're first-rate products.
Spare us -- please!
(Jan. 16, 2023)
Critics of Prince Harry and the Royal Family have savaged his book and given it a new title: "Spare Us."
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Prince Harry, with his book held high, running away from the paparazzi toward an array of TV cameras where a comfortable chair awaits his arrival.
(Jan. 16, 2023)
Critics of Prince Harry and the Royal Family have savaged his book and given it a new title: "Spare Us."
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Prince Harry, with his book held high, running away from the paparazzi toward an array of TV cameras where a comfortable chair awaits his arrival.
Pay taxes, win a jackpot
(Jan. 16, 2023)
More people would pay their taxes if it earned them a shot at winning a jackpot equivalent to .00001 per cent of whatever the government collects each year (I'll leave it to the experts to decide what the appropriate figure should be to encourage more compliance without putting a dent in revenues).
This would also have the benefit of incentivizing citizens to support government efforts to have all people pay their fair share of taxes and in so doing, increase the amount of money to be won by an individual. Americans would actually be cheering the IRS to do its job!
Another step the government might take to improve the rate of participation in keeping the nation strong is to offer a $500 deduction upon proof being furnished that the tax filer voted in the last federal election.
(Jan. 16, 2023)
More people would pay their taxes if it earned them a shot at winning a jackpot equivalent to .00001 per cent of whatever the government collects each year (I'll leave it to the experts to decide what the appropriate figure should be to encourage more compliance without putting a dent in revenues).
This would also have the benefit of incentivizing citizens to support government efforts to have all people pay their fair share of taxes and in so doing, increase the amount of money to be won by an individual. Americans would actually be cheering the IRS to do its job!
Another step the government might take to improve the rate of participation in keeping the nation strong is to offer a $500 deduction upon proof being furnished that the tax filer voted in the last federal election.
Let's do it for George
(Jan. 12, 2023)
As a show of altruism I'm thinking of launching a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the purchase of scruples on behalf of George Santos.
Given his serious deficit in principles, I'm setting a goal of $1 million, half of which will be spent on legal fees for Mr. Santos to begin his rehabilitation.
To say he's been living a lie greatly misrepresents the number he's told.
(Jan. 12, 2023)
As a show of altruism I'm thinking of launching a GoFundMe campaign to raise money for the purchase of scruples on behalf of George Santos.
Given his serious deficit in principles, I'm setting a goal of $1 million, half of which will be spent on legal fees for Mr. Santos to begin his rehabilitation.
To say he's been living a lie greatly misrepresents the number he's told.
Come armed with the truth
(Jan. 12, 2023)
While it's tempting to advise Democrats and government officials to exercise their Fifth Amendment right when summoned to appear before the Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government, I would prefer they come armed with the truth and proceed to unleash a fusillade of facts.
Have them remain calm in the face of relentless assaults on their character and conduct, and thereby make plain to all just how much their inquisitors are unprincipled hypocrites and deserving of scorn.
Have them show by example that, unlike Republicans, when called upon to answer for their actions they will do so without fear rather than hide behind a right most often used by the guilty to evade being held accountable.
(Jan. 12, 2023)
While it's tempting to advise Democrats and government officials to exercise their Fifth Amendment right when summoned to appear before the Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government, I would prefer they come armed with the truth and proceed to unleash a fusillade of facts.
Have them remain calm in the face of relentless assaults on their character and conduct, and thereby make plain to all just how much their inquisitors are unprincipled hypocrites and deserving of scorn.
Have them show by example that, unlike Republicans, when called upon to answer for their actions they will do so without fear rather than hide behind a right most often used by the guilty to evade being held accountable.
Do it for the good of the country, Joe
(Jan. 12, 2023)
Joe should weather the witch hunt of Hunter and his own handling of classified documents for the next 16 months and then announce he is not running again for the presidency, "for the good of the country, so that it can move forward on more substantive matters, such as climate change, and the relentless assault on truth and democracy by Republicans."
The GOP will have invested so much time and effort tearing down Biden that they will be hard-pressed to find as convenient a target to attack in the months left before the election.
The Democrats in turn should spend the next year behind the scenes thoroughly researching prospective candidates for president within the party to reduce the risk that the one they choose isn't likely to have a scandal erupt having to do with missteps by family members -- or the candidate him/herself.
The Democrats need to learn from experience not to shoot themselves in the foot, multiple times, which only takes the spotlight off misdeeds by Republicans.
(Jan. 12, 2023)
Joe should weather the witch hunt of Hunter and his own handling of classified documents for the next 16 months and then announce he is not running again for the presidency, "for the good of the country, so that it can move forward on more substantive matters, such as climate change, and the relentless assault on truth and democracy by Republicans."
The GOP will have invested so much time and effort tearing down Biden that they will be hard-pressed to find as convenient a target to attack in the months left before the election.
The Democrats in turn should spend the next year behind the scenes thoroughly researching prospective candidates for president within the party to reduce the risk that the one they choose isn't likely to have a scandal erupt having to do with missteps by family members -- or the candidate him/herself.
The Democrats need to learn from experience not to shoot themselves in the foot, multiple times, which only takes the spotlight off misdeeds by Republicans.
Rogue AI on the loose
(Jan. 11, 2023)
A strong argument might be made that a rogue form of artificial intelligence has escaped the research lab and is now aiming to achieve global dominance by spreading disinformation and misinformation, thereby degrading humankind's ability to think critically and ensuring its eventual demise.
AI won't care what state the planet's in by then as it will be able to adapt to conditions that extinguish the species that gave it life.
(Jan. 11, 2023)
A strong argument might be made that a rogue form of artificial intelligence has escaped the research lab and is now aiming to achieve global dominance by spreading disinformation and misinformation, thereby degrading humankind's ability to think critically and ensuring its eventual demise.
AI won't care what state the planet's in by then as it will be able to adapt to conditions that extinguish the species that gave it life.
Be careful what you wish for
(Jan. 6, 2023)
McCarthy showed his willingness to appease so a divided House can set to work.
Will he now learn how to compromise so a divided House can get things done?
....
When McCarthy finally gets the brass ring he covets, Speaker of the House, he'll soon find out just how uncomfortable it is to have a ring in one's nose to be led around by others.
(Jan. 6, 2023)
McCarthy showed his willingness to appease so a divided House can set to work.
Will he now learn how to compromise so a divided House can get things done?
....
When McCarthy finally gets the brass ring he covets, Speaker of the House, he'll soon find out just how uncomfortable it is to have a ring in one's nose to be led around by others.
Never a good thing
(Jan. 6, 2023)
The Democrats should let McCarthy know that they will start voting for Scalise unless he repudiates all the concessions he's granted the fringe Republicans and gives them a few concessions instead that benefit both sides of the House. Being at loggerheads with dunderheads is never a good thing. It's time for drastic action.
(Jan. 6, 2023)
The Democrats should let McCarthy know that they will start voting for Scalise unless he repudiates all the concessions he's granted the fringe Republicans and gives them a few concessions instead that benefit both sides of the House. Being at loggerheads with dunderheads is never a good thing. It's time for drastic action.
GOP could use Dems' help
(Jan. 5, 2023)
Perhaps the Democrats could help the Republicans out of the mess they've made by a unprecedented show of bipartisanship: Have each Democrat nominate and vote for a different Republican to be the speaker, giving GOP members 212 choices.
It would show the Democrats are willing to think outside the box Republicans now find themselves in, which is looking more and more like a casket.
The Republicans' idea of getting rid of the swamp in Washington, apparently, is to turn it into a quagmire. Baby steps, I guess.
With 11 straight defeats McCarthy has moved past the Houston Texans to pick first in this year's NFL draft.
(Jan. 5, 2023)
Perhaps the Democrats could help the Republicans out of the mess they've made by a unprecedented show of bipartisanship: Have each Democrat nominate and vote for a different Republican to be the speaker, giving GOP members 212 choices.
It would show the Democrats are willing to think outside the box Republicans now find themselves in, which is looking more and more like a casket.
The Republicans' idea of getting rid of the swamp in Washington, apparently, is to turn it into a quagmire. Baby steps, I guess.
With 11 straight defeats McCarthy has moved past the Houston Texans to pick first in this year's NFL draft.
Speaker extracts major concession
(Jan. 4, 2023)
This just in: McCarthy has extracted a major concession from the extremists in his party. He has agreed to all their demands in order to win election as House speaker, but he will get to decide what he wears each day.
(Jan. 4, 2023)
This just in: McCarthy has extracted a major concession from the extremists in his party. He has agreed to all their demands in order to win election as House speaker, but he will get to decide what he wears each day.
A spectacle not to be repeated
(Jan. 4, 2023)
To avoid this kind of spectacle in future, the rule should be that the nominee who collects the most votes six rounds in a row automatically becomes the speaker.
Alternatively, any nominee who finishes third in a vote is removed from further consideration. That might cut down the length of time to elect a speaker to a few weeks.
(Jan. 4, 2023)
To avoid this kind of spectacle in future, the rule should be that the nominee who collects the most votes six rounds in a row automatically becomes the speaker.
Alternatively, any nominee who finishes third in a vote is removed from further consideration. That might cut down the length of time to elect a speaker to a few weeks.
McCarthy out of his depth
(Jan. 4, 2023)
Pelosi figured out how to herd cats.
McCarthy has no idea how to deal with polecats.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
In a boxing ring, a smiling Jeffries, leaning backwards, arms draped over ropes, watches with amusement as his red-faced opponent, McCarthy, in the opposite corner, fends off crazed GOP members who are hugging his legs, holding onto an arm, trying to pull down his trunks.
House clerk Johnson parades around the ring, holding up a sign that reads: Round 17.
(Jan. 4, 2023)
Pelosi figured out how to herd cats.
McCarthy has no idea how to deal with polecats.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
In a boxing ring, a smiling Jeffries, leaning backwards, arms draped over ropes, watches with amusement as his red-faced opponent, McCarthy, in the opposite corner, fends off crazed GOP members who are hugging his legs, holding onto an arm, trying to pull down his trunks.
House clerk Johnson parades around the ring, holding up a sign that reads: Round 17.
Blame the fraud
(Jan. 3, 2023)
No, SANTOS is ENTIRELY responsible for this mess.
The Democrats and media can be faulted for not having taken his candidacy seriously but, in the end, it is the thief who bears ultimate responsibility for committing the crime in the first place, not, in this case, the bank for doing an abysmal job of screening a hiree, or the watchdog press for not having done more to ensure banking security is up to snuff.
(Jan. 3, 2023)
No, SANTOS is ENTIRELY responsible for this mess.
The Democrats and media can be faulted for not having taken his candidacy seriously but, in the end, it is the thief who bears ultimate responsibility for committing the crime in the first place, not, in this case, the bank for doing an abysmal job of screening a hiree, or the watchdog press for not having done more to ensure banking security is up to snuff.
A failure to vet
(Jan. 3, 2023)
Yeah, all the blame lies with Dems for their failure to vet
A truly bad candidate whose party instead chose to abet
A liar, a thief, a deadbeat -- and yet
Santos, like others, was the best they could get
(Jan. 3, 2023)
Yeah, all the blame lies with Dems for their failure to vet
A truly bad candidate whose party instead chose to abet
A liar, a thief, a deadbeat -- and yet
Santos, like others, was the best they could get
Not yet the speaker but yet ...
(Jan. 2, 2023)
McCarthy isn't the speaker but his willingness to cut deals with lunatic members of the House GOP speaks volumes.
(Jan. 2, 2023)
McCarthy isn't the speaker but his willingness to cut deals with lunatic members of the House GOP speaks volumes.
Lines drawn in blood
(Jan. 2, 2023)
The only red lines of consequence are those drawn in blood every day Russia bombards Ukraine and kills civilians.
It's enough to know that Putin is ruthless and so long as Ukrainians are willing to stand up to his waging war, at great sacrifice to themselves, the West should remain steadfast in its support of their efforts.
Putin is evil and, as history has shown, the forces of good are always compelled to confront evil in the strongest terms possible at some point, to prevent an even worse future from ever coming to pass.
That point arrived several months ago. The West must continue to show it will not be cowed by a bully with blood on his hands.
The Ukrainians have bloodied Putin's nose. He needs to realize worse punishment is in store if he doesn't rein in his unbridled ambitions.
Should he succeed in Ukraine, the world will not be a safer place with the cessation of hostilities. It will be but an interlude, before more conflict breaking out where the West is seen as being vulnerable.
(Jan. 2, 2023)
The only red lines of consequence are those drawn in blood every day Russia bombards Ukraine and kills civilians.
It's enough to know that Putin is ruthless and so long as Ukrainians are willing to stand up to his waging war, at great sacrifice to themselves, the West should remain steadfast in its support of their efforts.
Putin is evil and, as history has shown, the forces of good are always compelled to confront evil in the strongest terms possible at some point, to prevent an even worse future from ever coming to pass.
That point arrived several months ago. The West must continue to show it will not be cowed by a bully with blood on his hands.
The Ukrainians have bloodied Putin's nose. He needs to realize worse punishment is in store if he doesn't rein in his unbridled ambitions.
Should he succeed in Ukraine, the world will not be a safer place with the cessation of hostilities. It will be but an interlude, before more conflict breaking out where the West is seen as being vulnerable.
C'mon, guys, we're on the same side!
(Jan. 2, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Democrats, a huge smile on their faces, are waiting for their opponent to come to the line of scrimmage.
The Republicans on the other side are divided into two groups. McCarthy, the quarterback, is standing in the middle of the much larger group, yelling at a handful of Republicans in a huddle who are plotting their next move: "Okay, okay, if you hand over the football, we'll let you call the plays! Honest!"
(Jan. 2, 2023)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Democrats, a huge smile on their faces, are waiting for their opponent to come to the line of scrimmage.
The Republicans on the other side are divided into two groups. McCarthy, the quarterback, is standing in the middle of the much larger group, yelling at a handful of Republicans in a huddle who are plotting their next move: "Okay, okay, if you hand over the football, we'll let you call the plays! Honest!"
So which witch is it?
(Dec. 30, 2022)
I believe Trump when he says he's the victim of a which hunt, as in, which hunt will finally take him down? Failed coup? Theft of classified documents? Attempt to upend election results in Georgia? Tax fraud? All four?
(Dec. 30, 2022)
I believe Trump when he says he's the victim of a which hunt, as in, which hunt will finally take him down? Failed coup? Theft of classified documents? Attempt to upend election results in Georgia? Tax fraud? All four?
Con man extraordinaire
(Dec. 30, 2022)
Top Con Man: George Santos
Santos could be excused for his transgressions if he truly thought his congressional district included all of Fantasy Island, and not parts of Long.
(Dec. 30, 2022)
Top Con Man: George Santos
Santos could be excused for his transgressions if he truly thought his congressional district included all of Fantasy Island, and not parts of Long.
This is our guy!
(Dec. 29, 2022)
Santos, the Misrepresentative-elect from Long Island, is not only "Jew-ish," he's also, unhyphenatedly, selfish and outlandish.
He should have been vetted and then vetoed by the GOP.
Or was it a case where the party read between the triple-spaced lines in his resume and decided, "Hey, this is our guy!"
Santos tried to explain away his falsities as "embellishment." I believe the word he was searching for was "aggrandisement".
No doubt he hopes to make his life as a politician an enriching experience, however short it proves to be.
(Dec. 29, 2022)
Santos, the Misrepresentative-elect from Long Island, is not only "Jew-ish," he's also, unhyphenatedly, selfish and outlandish.
He should have been vetted and then vetoed by the GOP.
Or was it a case where the party read between the triple-spaced lines in his resume and decided, "Hey, this is our guy!"
Santos tried to explain away his falsities as "embellishment." I believe the word he was searching for was "aggrandisement".
No doubt he hopes to make his life as a politician an enriching experience, however short it proves to be.
Utmost transparency required
(Dec. 29, 2022)
Maybe humans can relearn the importance of tact and discretion if EVERY exchange online was made available for all to see, along with the identity of the person responsible for the words and images employed.
(Dec. 29, 2022)
Maybe humans can relearn the importance of tact and discretion if EVERY exchange online was made available for all to see, along with the identity of the person responsible for the words and images employed.
Experience with investigations
(Dec. 28, 2022)
Wonder if Santos, the Misrepresentative from Long Island, will be named to the Judiciary Committee. He has some in-depth experience when it comes to investigations.
(Dec. 28, 2022)
Wonder if Santos, the Misrepresentative from Long Island, will be named to the Judiciary Committee. He has some in-depth experience when it comes to investigations.
The way to fair elections
(Dec, 26, 2022)
Putting limits on campaign contributions, establishing independent re-districting commissions and handing out penalties for promulgating information intended to deceive would go a long way to holding fair elections that truly represent the will of the people.
It will be a battle without end because the Republicans are relentless in trying to set the table to their advantage. Their aim is to have only themselves and their supporters seated at the feast. With liberals waiting on them hand and foot.
(Dec, 26, 2022)
Putting limits on campaign contributions, establishing independent re-districting commissions and handing out penalties for promulgating information intended to deceive would go a long way to holding fair elections that truly represent the will of the people.
It will be a battle without end because the Republicans are relentless in trying to set the table to their advantage. Their aim is to have only themselves and their supporters seated at the feast. With liberals waiting on them hand and foot.
Lousy nation builders, those Repubs
(Dec. 26, 2022)
When it comes to nation building Democrats prefer constructing a thoroughfare to the polling place, Republicans an obstacle course.
(Dec. 26, 2022)
When it comes to nation building Democrats prefer constructing a thoroughfare to the polling place, Republicans an obstacle course.
On helping parents parent
(Dec. 26, 2022)
The advice that experts give parents on the raising of children changes with every decade, with every generation. Who knows anymore what to believe is proper and the most effective?
It would certainly help parents navigate the shoals of child-rearing if experts were to be evaluated in terms of the sort of children their counsel has produced over the years, according to studies exhaustively undertaken without bias.
I'm sure Artificial Intelligence -- the ultimate expert -- could assist researchers with such a project to produce the perfect child.
(Dec. 26, 2022)
The advice that experts give parents on the raising of children changes with every decade, with every generation. Who knows anymore what to believe is proper and the most effective?
It would certainly help parents navigate the shoals of child-rearing if experts were to be evaluated in terms of the sort of children their counsel has produced over the years, according to studies exhaustively undertaken without bias.
I'm sure Artificial Intelligence -- the ultimate expert -- could assist researchers with such a project to produce the perfect child.
A much better lie to tell
(Dec. 25, 2022)
If Q-Anon followers and conspiracists insist on suspending their disbelief, they and the country would be better served if they devoted most of their time to claiming Santa is real and insisting that everyone should abide by the spirit of Christmas he embodies.
(Dec. 25, 2022)
If Q-Anon followers and conspiracists insist on suspending their disbelief, they and the country would be better served if they devoted most of their time to claiming Santa is real and insisting that everyone should abide by the spirit of Christmas he embodies.
Enemies of the fake
(Dec. 20, 2022)
"The lawyer, Joe Murray, said in a short statement that it was 'no surprise that Congressman-elect Santos has enemies at The New York Times who are attempting to smear his good name with these defamatory allegations.'”
I would have preferred a LONG statement that rebutted every "allegation" made in the article.
Shouldn't a lawyer go to great lengths -- at minimum the length of this article -- to protect the "good name" of his client?
Did Santos stretch the truth to the point where it lost all resemblance to reality or did he simply fabricate facts because it requires less effort?
(Dec. 20, 2022)
"The lawyer, Joe Murray, said in a short statement that it was 'no surprise that Congressman-elect Santos has enemies at The New York Times who are attempting to smear his good name with these defamatory allegations.'”
I would have preferred a LONG statement that rebutted every "allegation" made in the article.
Shouldn't a lawyer go to great lengths -- at minimum the length of this article -- to protect the "good name" of his client?
Did Santos stretch the truth to the point where it lost all resemblance to reality or did he simply fabricate facts because it requires less effort?
We know which side is winning
(Dec. 17, 2022)
In the eternal war between good and evil, God and Satan, we all know which side is winning.
It's a battle where no one can be on the sidelines, but too many of us behave as if we are.
(Dec. 17, 2022)
In the eternal war between good and evil, God and Satan, we all know which side is winning.
It's a battle where no one can be on the sidelines, but too many of us behave as if we are.
Thoughts and prayers
(Dec. 14, 2022)
Republicans losing interest in supporting Ukraine will no doubt offer its citizens their thoughts and prayers as that is their rote response to any crisis that requires high-minded principles and rock-solid values to resolve.
(Dec. 14, 2022)
Republicans losing interest in supporting Ukraine will no doubt offer its citizens their thoughts and prayers as that is their rote response to any crisis that requires high-minded principles and rock-solid values to resolve.
Abnormal the new normal
(Dec. 14, 2022)
Excellent column, in particular:
"We live in a time when the people who are in charge are scared of the people who aren’t."
"Greene later defended herself by saying the White House couldn’t take a joke — the old demagogic trick of riling the mob while playing the fool.
Meanwhile, Republican leaders and conservative pundits more or less keep mum, just as they kept mum for years over the verbal hooliganism of Donald Trump before and (except for a fleeting spasm of conscience) after Jan. 6. They tell themselves that condemning Greene or Trump only gives them the attention they crave. But they ignore the fact that failing to condemn the pair gives them the legitimacy and power they crave much more.
The problem with evil clowns is that it’s the clownishness, not the evil, they soon shed."
It used to be people who made outrageous claims weren't taken seriously because they were so far outside the norm. But abnormal has become the norm, and few things anymore can be treated lightly.
Those who talk nonsense have shattered convention, leaving institutions tottering and, in some cases, in ruins.
The first line of defence they breached was civility.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Taylor Greene wearing boxing gloves marked Jan. 6 smashing her many critics in the face, sending teeth and blood flying: "It's a joke, you twits! And here's the punchline!"
(Dec. 14, 2022)
Excellent column, in particular:
"We live in a time when the people who are in charge are scared of the people who aren’t."
"Greene later defended herself by saying the White House couldn’t take a joke — the old demagogic trick of riling the mob while playing the fool.
Meanwhile, Republican leaders and conservative pundits more or less keep mum, just as they kept mum for years over the verbal hooliganism of Donald Trump before and (except for a fleeting spasm of conscience) after Jan. 6. They tell themselves that condemning Greene or Trump only gives them the attention they crave. But they ignore the fact that failing to condemn the pair gives them the legitimacy and power they crave much more.
The problem with evil clowns is that it’s the clownishness, not the evil, they soon shed."
It used to be people who made outrageous claims weren't taken seriously because they were so far outside the norm. But abnormal has become the norm, and few things anymore can be treated lightly.
Those who talk nonsense have shattered convention, leaving institutions tottering and, in some cases, in ruins.
The first line of defence they breached was civility.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Taylor Greene wearing boxing gloves marked Jan. 6 smashing her many critics in the face, sending teeth and blood flying: "It's a joke, you twits! And here's the punchline!"
Go with the flow
(Dec. 14, 2022)
With cursive steadily declining in usage, are you suggesting we go with the flow by abandoning the flow?
One of my regrets in life, while navigating seven decades on this planet, is that I never learned shorthand. It would have been much easier than going over illegible notes made while listening to what my doctor/financial advisor/criminal attorney had to say.
I'm pretty sure I missed some important stuff along the way.
(Dec. 14, 2022)
With cursive steadily declining in usage, are you suggesting we go with the flow by abandoning the flow?
One of my regrets in life, while navigating seven decades on this planet, is that I never learned shorthand. It would have been much easier than going over illegible notes made while listening to what my doctor/financial advisor/criminal attorney had to say.
I'm pretty sure I missed some important stuff along the way.
Make yourself clear
(Dec. 12, 2022)
All candidates should make clear in the primaries which planks in their party's platform they do not support and will not vote for should they win the nomination and be elected.
(Dec. 12, 2022)
All candidates should make clear in the primaries which planks in their party's platform they do not support and will not vote for should they win the nomination and be elected.
Pay to remain anonymous
(Dec. 12, 2022)
Would much of what's wrong with Twitter go away if everyone who tweeted had to include their real name and contact info?
That would be for the free speech part of the service.
Anonymity would come with a price tag, say $50 a tweet.
(Dec. 12, 2022)
Would much of what's wrong with Twitter go away if everyone who tweeted had to include their real name and contact info?
That would be for the free speech part of the service.
Anonymity would come with a price tag, say $50 a tweet.
Yes, that's it exactly!
(Dec. 11, 2022)
Reading this column I am reminded of the Dick Van Dyke episode where Rob has this exchange with the pretentious host of a party held in honor of a famous author:
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : Hasn't he a marvelous mind?
Rob Petrie : Marvelous.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : He has the gift and the ability to say things that, uh, uh... uh...
Rob Petrie : Well, uh, uh, seem vague but are in reality meaningless.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : Ah, yes!
(Dec. 11, 2022)
Reading this column I am reminded of the Dick Van Dyke episode where Rob has this exchange with the pretentious host of a party held in honor of a famous author:
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : Hasn't he a marvelous mind?
Rob Petrie : Marvelous.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : He has the gift and the ability to say things that, uh, uh... uh...
Rob Petrie : Well, uh, uh, seem vague but are in reality meaningless.
Mrs. Venetia Fellows : Ah, yes!
Dems playing the long game
(Dec. 9, 2022)
I have a conspiracy for you to consider:
Everyone talks about the Republicans playing the long game, to weaken government and public trust in its institutions, control voting, and turn the Supreme Court into a bastion of conservative thinking.
Maybe, just maybe, the Democrats are playing their own long game as well.
It started when Trump, a former Democrat, declared his intention to run for president as a Republican.
Here's where the conspiracy comes in: The Democrats needed someone who could seize control of their political rival and destroy it from within. Trump is that man, he was made for the part. And he got it never knowing it was the Democrats, working hard behind the scenes, who cast him for the role, and fed him his lines whenever the script needed tweaking.
It's deviousness of the highest order, using Trump to prevent democracy from being turned into an autocracy by having him demonstrate again and again just how foolish that would be for America.
He's a ticking time bomb in the middle of the GOP, placed there and kept there by the Democrats in ways that only future conspiracy theorists will be able to explain convincingly to the gullible masses.
I could go on, but the character limit draws near.
If QAnon picks this up and carries it, will I get royalties?
(Dec. 9, 2022)
I have a conspiracy for you to consider:
Everyone talks about the Republicans playing the long game, to weaken government and public trust in its institutions, control voting, and turn the Supreme Court into a bastion of conservative thinking.
Maybe, just maybe, the Democrats are playing their own long game as well.
It started when Trump, a former Democrat, declared his intention to run for president as a Republican.
Here's where the conspiracy comes in: The Democrats needed someone who could seize control of their political rival and destroy it from within. Trump is that man, he was made for the part. And he got it never knowing it was the Democrats, working hard behind the scenes, who cast him for the role, and fed him his lines whenever the script needed tweaking.
It's deviousness of the highest order, using Trump to prevent democracy from being turned into an autocracy by having him demonstrate again and again just how foolish that would be for America.
He's a ticking time bomb in the middle of the GOP, placed there and kept there by the Democrats in ways that only future conspiracy theorists will be able to explain convincingly to the gullible masses.
I could go on, but the character limit draws near.
If QAnon picks this up and carries it, will I get royalties?
A-huffing and a-puffing
(Dec. 8, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump is aloft in an hot air balloon and under fire. Bombs are bursting all around him, each one a scandal -- Jan. 5, Mar-a-Lago, Georgia, etc.
Trump's desperate huffing and puffing provides the balloon's lone means of propulsion, but his pursuers are getting closer to finding their target, prompting the lone crew member to cry out: "Mr. Trump, blow hard!"
(Dec. 8, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Trump is aloft in an hot air balloon and under fire. Bombs are bursting all around him, each one a scandal -- Jan. 5, Mar-a-Lago, Georgia, etc.
Trump's desperate huffing and puffing provides the balloon's lone means of propulsion, but his pursuers are getting closer to finding their target, prompting the lone crew member to cry out: "Mr. Trump, blow hard!"
Ahh, man!
(Dec. 5, 2022)
Walker is to Warnock what a grunt is to a sermon.
If he wins: "Ahh, man!"
If he loses: "Amen."
(Dec. 5, 2022)
Walker is to Warnock what a grunt is to a sermon.
If he wins: "Ahh, man!"
If he loses: "Amen."
Lost columnist
(Dec. 5, 2022)
I do admire Stephens for his way with words. Too bad he's lost his way with most other things that matter.
(Dec. 5, 2022)
I do admire Stephens for his way with words. Too bad he's lost his way with most other things that matter.
TD!
(Dec. 4, 2022)
The Republicans have few principles, and one of the most enduring is party over country.
And nowhere is it more obvious than the support they've shown Walker in his bid to become a senator. His only 'qualifications': he's black and was a Heisman Trophy winner 40 years ago while playing for the University of Georgia.
Yeah, that should put him over the line. TD!
Total Disgrace.
(Dec. 4, 2022)
The Republicans have few principles, and one of the most enduring is party over country.
And nowhere is it more obvious than the support they've shown Walker in his bid to become a senator. His only 'qualifications': he's black and was a Heisman Trophy winner 40 years ago while playing for the University of Georgia.
Yeah, that should put him over the line. TD!
Total Disgrace.
A fantasy: uncoupling the interconnectedness
(Dec. 3, 2022)
A fantasy I have is that an extraordinary hack designed to weaken a foe produces an unintended consequence: A virus that shuts down the internet and everything its technology supports, such that no aspect of everyday life is left untouched but will require nations to adjust to the new circumstances, in ways that greatly reduce the potential for global conflict.
In effect it would mean going back to a simpler time before it was possible to unleash weapons of mass murder upon the world.
Times would be tough but uncoupling the interconnectedness has a certain appeal, as the conveniences it has produced pale in comparison to the future it is pointing us toward, where there are massive losses of life and unimaginable destruction.
Again, a fantasy, but sufficient to ward off, for now, having recurring nightmares brought on by events of the day.
Divine intervention perhaps is our only hope of salvation. We can't rely on world leaders to do what's right when it's the ego of a crazed few that threatens the survival of millions of their fellow human beings.
(Dec. 3, 2022)
A fantasy I have is that an extraordinary hack designed to weaken a foe produces an unintended consequence: A virus that shuts down the internet and everything its technology supports, such that no aspect of everyday life is left untouched but will require nations to adjust to the new circumstances, in ways that greatly reduce the potential for global conflict.
In effect it would mean going back to a simpler time before it was possible to unleash weapons of mass murder upon the world.
Times would be tough but uncoupling the interconnectedness has a certain appeal, as the conveniences it has produced pale in comparison to the future it is pointing us toward, where there are massive losses of life and unimaginable destruction.
Again, a fantasy, but sufficient to ward off, for now, having recurring nightmares brought on by events of the day.
Divine intervention perhaps is our only hope of salvation. We can't rely on world leaders to do what's right when it's the ego of a crazed few that threatens the survival of millions of their fellow human beings.
Two years of GOPardy
(Nov. 30, 2022)
"Don’t be surprised if the next two years in the House of Representatives are more soap opera than substance."
Soap opera? Nah, it will be two years of GOPardy, with the six categories, both segments, being:
Hunter Biden
Open border
Afghanistan withdrawal
Anthony Fauci
FBI
Jan. 6 committee
The contestants, all Republicans, will be playing for votes, not money -- they got billionaires to look after that.
Here's the twist: Whatever answer they give will be right, because they get to decide what is 'true'.
But not for Final GOPardy when, if all goes well, is when they finally get tripped up:
"This party won the 2024 election without a single wingnut in its ranks."
(Nov. 30, 2022)
"Don’t be surprised if the next two years in the House of Representatives are more soap opera than substance."
Soap opera? Nah, it will be two years of GOPardy, with the six categories, both segments, being:
Hunter Biden
Open border
Afghanistan withdrawal
Anthony Fauci
FBI
Jan. 6 committee
The contestants, all Republicans, will be playing for votes, not money -- they got billionaires to look after that.
Here's the twist: Whatever answer they give will be right, because they get to decide what is 'true'.
But not for Final GOPardy when, if all goes well, is when they finally get tripped up:
"This party won the 2024 election without a single wingnut in its ranks."
Was Rhodes blindsided?
(Nov. 29, 2022)
Found guilty of sedition and obstruction of an official proceeding -- was Rhodes blindsided by Justice?
How fitting.
They say hindsight is 20-20 but no new insight will come to Rhodes should he reflect on what he did, given his impairment, an absence of morals.
Rhodes had a law degree from Yale. Just goes to show you an Ivy League pedigree signifies nothing, except whatever magic you're willing to grant it, a lesson we're never wiling to learn. His abettors in the Senate like Cruz, Hawley, and Cotton also graduated from the enchanted kingdom.
More a Poison Ivy League pedigree in their case as all four made a rash decision to back the Big Lie.
(Nov. 29, 2022)
Found guilty of sedition and obstruction of an official proceeding -- was Rhodes blindsided by Justice?
How fitting.
They say hindsight is 20-20 but no new insight will come to Rhodes should he reflect on what he did, given his impairment, an absence of morals.
Rhodes had a law degree from Yale. Just goes to show you an Ivy League pedigree signifies nothing, except whatever magic you're willing to grant it, a lesson we're never wiling to learn. His abettors in the Senate like Cruz, Hawley, and Cotton also graduated from the enchanted kingdom.
More a Poison Ivy League pedigree in their case as all four made a rash decision to back the Big Lie.
Bring things to a head
(Nov. 28, 2022)
Make gun ownership compulsory as well as open carry, to bring things to a head.
Deaths and grievous injuries would no doubt increase but they would be a small price to pay in the long term if lawmakers were finally to come to their senses as a result and pass legislation that severely limits, if not outright bans, ownership of assault weapons.
And families of the victims of the ensuing rampant violence would receive more than thoughts and prayers for their losses; they'd also be given medals commemorating their loved ones' sacrifice in bringing about much-needed change.
Their senseless deaths should not be in vain.
(Nov. 28, 2022)
Make gun ownership compulsory as well as open carry, to bring things to a head.
Deaths and grievous injuries would no doubt increase but they would be a small price to pay in the long term if lawmakers were finally to come to their senses as a result and pass legislation that severely limits, if not outright bans, ownership of assault weapons.
And families of the victims of the ensuing rampant violence would receive more than thoughts and prayers for their losses; they'd also be given medals commemorating their loved ones' sacrifice in bringing about much-needed change.
Their senseless deaths should not be in vain.
Reasons to be grateful and ...
(Nov. 28, 2022)
We should be grateful that Trump is no longer president – and fearful he could one day return to office.
We should be grateful that Democrats retained control of the Senate – and fearful that Republicans will soon control the House.
We should be grateful that Ukrainians are standing up to the madman Putin and for the international rule of law – and fearful he will ultimately prevail with his unrelenting brutal attacks on civilian populations.
We should be grateful for science in devising vaccines to counter a global pandemic – and fearful of another one occurring that will overwhelm our resources and our resolve to abide by measures meant to protect us.
We should be grateful for the bounty that earth provides – and fearful that much of it will disappear because we take for granted what it bestows.
We should be grateful that we can live longer than ever before – and fearful that we will.
(Nov. 28, 2022)
We should be grateful that Trump is no longer president – and fearful he could one day return to office.
We should be grateful that Democrats retained control of the Senate – and fearful that Republicans will soon control the House.
We should be grateful that Ukrainians are standing up to the madman Putin and for the international rule of law – and fearful he will ultimately prevail with his unrelenting brutal attacks on civilian populations.
We should be grateful for science in devising vaccines to counter a global pandemic – and fearful of another one occurring that will overwhelm our resources and our resolve to abide by measures meant to protect us.
We should be grateful for the bounty that earth provides – and fearful that much of it will disappear because we take for granted what it bestows.
We should be grateful that we can live longer than ever before – and fearful that we will.
Staying in touch with the common man
(Nov. 22, 2022)
At the very least justices should be required to maintain an online public calendar of events, meetings and social gatherings they've attended that were organized by the wealthy donors of conservative causes.
Americans should know with whom their justices are consorting.
They should also be required to attend an equal number of events, meetings and social gatherings organized by organizations and wealthy individuals who espouse liberal views.
To keep a balanced perspective, of course, by staying in constant touch with America's two main streams of thought.
Who knows, having a full social calendar could ultimately prove wearying enough that the justices decide to spend their evenings in quiet contemplation instead, and to stay attuned to what average Americans are thinking by spending a portion of their free time to listening in on what people are talking about at coffee shops and food courts (where they would feel most at ease, no doubt).
(Nov. 22, 2022)
At the very least justices should be required to maintain an online public calendar of events, meetings and social gatherings they've attended that were organized by the wealthy donors of conservative causes.
Americans should know with whom their justices are consorting.
They should also be required to attend an equal number of events, meetings and social gatherings organized by organizations and wealthy individuals who espouse liberal views.
To keep a balanced perspective, of course, by staying in constant touch with America's two main streams of thought.
Who knows, having a full social calendar could ultimately prove wearying enough that the justices decide to spend their evenings in quiet contemplation instead, and to stay attuned to what average Americans are thinking by spending a portion of their free time to listening in on what people are talking about at coffee shops and food courts (where they would feel most at ease, no doubt).
Getting to the bottom of things
(Nov. 22, 2022)
I have every confidence that the Republicans, should they follow through on their vow to carry out innumerable investigations of the Biden administration, will get to the bottom of things. Rock-bottom.
That's how low they're willing to go, with anything they tackle.
(Nov. 22, 2022)
I have every confidence that the Republicans, should they follow through on their vow to carry out innumerable investigations of the Biden administration, will get to the bottom of things. Rock-bottom.
That's how low they're willing to go, with anything they tackle.
Musk could do so much more
(Nov. 21, 2022)
Too bad Musk doesn't apply his vast resources to addressing climate change (a solution that shouldn't involve developing technology that will allow a chosen few to flee the planet) and societal violence (which he could if he eliminated hate talk and disinformation from Twitter).
(Nov. 21, 2022)
Too bad Musk doesn't apply his vast resources to addressing climate change (a solution that shouldn't involve developing technology that will allow a chosen few to flee the planet) and societal violence (which he could if he eliminated hate talk and disinformation from Twitter).
Let's have some trials with those tribulations
(Nov. 20, 2022)
Trump has had plenty of tribulations, first as president and then as not-president.
It's about time he had a few trials to go along with those tribulations.
And here's a fact that might be of interest to the man known as Teflon Don: the non-stick coating can be burned off when the temperature is high enough.
Turn up the heat, DOJ!
Warning: Over-heating Teflon will produce a toxic gas that makes you sick. And if Trump gets convicted, he'll be fuming. Much more than usual.
(Nov. 20, 2022)
Trump has had plenty of tribulations, first as president and then as not-president.
It's about time he had a few trials to go along with those tribulations.
And here's a fact that might be of interest to the man known as Teflon Don: the non-stick coating can be burned off when the temperature is high enough.
Turn up the heat, DOJ!
Warning: Over-heating Teflon will produce a toxic gas that makes you sick. And if Trump gets convicted, he'll be fuming. Much more than usual.
Another reason for gun control
(Nov. 17, 2022)
I now understand why the Democrats back gun control. Anything to stop them from shooting themselves in the foot.
(Nov. 17, 2022)
I now understand why the Democrats back gun control. Anything to stop them from shooting themselves in the foot.
Start work on a playbook, Dems
(Nov. 14, 2022)
Democrats would be wise to immediately begin preparing for the next election by putting together a playbook that candidates can use to counter the usual criticisms leveled at the party by the Republicans regarding the economy, crime, policing, gun control, immigration, government spending, the administration of elections, wokeness, etc.
The Democrats need to be as unremittingly forceful in defending their record and explaining their policies as the Republicans are relentless in promoting lies and making sweeping, empty promises.
Expose the Republicans again and again for what they represent and how lacking they are in offering realistic solutions to the nation's myriad problems.
The Democrats can't count on another feeble crop of GOP candidates to snatch victory from the jaws of humiliating defeat.
The competition for office will be much tougher in 2024. The Democrats can't afford to leave it to massive ad campaigns at the end to carry the day. Over the next 18 months they should be framing the debate as to what the true issues are.
Seize the initiative and put the Republicans on the defensive, especially when they are more of an impediment to good government than an enabler of what works best for Americans.
(Nov. 14, 2022)
Democrats would be wise to immediately begin preparing for the next election by putting together a playbook that candidates can use to counter the usual criticisms leveled at the party by the Republicans regarding the economy, crime, policing, gun control, immigration, government spending, the administration of elections, wokeness, etc.
The Democrats need to be as unremittingly forceful in defending their record and explaining their policies as the Republicans are relentless in promoting lies and making sweeping, empty promises.
Expose the Republicans again and again for what they represent and how lacking they are in offering realistic solutions to the nation's myriad problems.
The Democrats can't count on another feeble crop of GOP candidates to snatch victory from the jaws of humiliating defeat.
The competition for office will be much tougher in 2024. The Democrats can't afford to leave it to massive ad campaigns at the end to carry the day. Over the next 18 months they should be framing the debate as to what the true issues are.
Seize the initiative and put the Republicans on the defensive, especially when they are more of an impediment to good government than an enabler of what works best for Americans.
Crossing the line
(Nov. 12, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Angry red-faced Republicans and blue-in-the-face Democrats are playing tug-of-war. The rope they're pulling, marked United States of America, is badly fraying in the middle.
The flag tied to the centre of the rope is marked Votes and the line to be crossed is marked Electoral College.
One odd 'rule' had developed over time: Republicans only need to pull the flag one foot past the centre, Democrats 10 feet.
(Nov. 12, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Angry red-faced Republicans and blue-in-the-face Democrats are playing tug-of-war. The rope they're pulling, marked United States of America, is badly fraying in the middle.
The flag tied to the centre of the rope is marked Votes and the line to be crossed is marked Electoral College.
One odd 'rule' had developed over time: Republicans only need to pull the flag one foot past the centre, Democrats 10 feet.
GAGA voters
(Nov. 10, 2022)
This is what happens when too many MAGA Republicans are GAGA. Voters took note.
Will Walker's bid to become senator be a one-off after December's run-off?
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
In a scene reminiscent of Jan. 6, hordes of angry Republicans who won election storm the House, waving letters of impeachment, yelling "Where's Joe Biden?"
(Nov. 10, 2022)
This is what happens when too many MAGA Republicans are GAGA. Voters took note.
Will Walker's bid to become senator be a one-off after December's run-off?
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
In a scene reminiscent of Jan. 6, hordes of angry Republicans who won election storm the House, waving letters of impeachment, yelling "Where's Joe Biden?"
The grass is always greener
(Nov. 8, 2022)
Those who would vote Republican and send Democrats packing should be forewarned: The grass is always greener over a failing septic tank.
[This time tomorrow, should the worst happen]
Roses are red
Most states are too
Democracy's dying
Its face has turned blue
Wonder how many family gatherings for Thanksgiving will get cancelled this year?
(Nov. 8, 2022)
Those who would vote Republican and send Democrats packing should be forewarned: The grass is always greener over a failing septic tank.
[This time tomorrow, should the worst happen]
Roses are red
Most states are too
Democracy's dying
Its face has turned blue
Wonder how many family gatherings for Thanksgiving will get cancelled this year?
Dark Tuesday
(Nov. 7, 2022)
"Our state is overtaxed, underpoliced and chronically misgoverned, and I’d like to see it the other way around."
Undertaxed and overpoliced?
One of the busiest shopping days of the year in the United States takes place right after Thanksgiving, and is known as Black Friday -- when retailers sell their wares at a remarkable discount.
Will Nov. 8 will become known as Dark Tuesday -- the day Republican voters sold their country down the river?
Ideas for editorial cartoons -- the Day After Dark Tuesday:
[close-up of Statue of Liberty, with a tear rolling down one cheek]
[the Liberty Bell is cracked in two]
[the dome atop the Capitol building is blown off by the roar of Republicans cheering]
[a GOP gloved hand holds a lit lighter marked Midterms to the bottom corner of the Constitution]
[Mount Rushmore: all four presidents are aghast]
(Nov. 7, 2022)
"Our state is overtaxed, underpoliced and chronically misgoverned, and I’d like to see it the other way around."
Undertaxed and overpoliced?
One of the busiest shopping days of the year in the United States takes place right after Thanksgiving, and is known as Black Friday -- when retailers sell their wares at a remarkable discount.
Will Nov. 8 will become known as Dark Tuesday -- the day Republican voters sold their country down the river?
Ideas for editorial cartoons -- the Day After Dark Tuesday:
[close-up of Statue of Liberty, with a tear rolling down one cheek]
[the Liberty Bell is cracked in two]
[the dome atop the Capitol building is blown off by the roar of Republicans cheering]
[a GOP gloved hand holds a lit lighter marked Midterms to the bottom corner of the Constitution]
[Mount Rushmore: all four presidents are aghast]
Put America on suicide watch
(Nov. 7, 2022)
Beautifully written -- disturbingly so.
It's alarming the fate that awaits America-- and the world -- should too many of its citizens choose to support a party that will disembowel the nation with lies once given power to act on them.
If the United States' allies had the power to do so, they would put it on suicide watch, for their own preservation as much as its.
But since we cannot, we must stand to one side, feeling helpless and fearing the worst.
What faith we have left in democracy to prevail now resides in the realm of miracles.
It's the belief among many that Republicans AND Democrats are beholden to ultra-rich businessmen, and that any difference between the two parties is mere window dressing.
One is as bad as the other.
Does that make plutocracy the lessor* of two evils?
* lessor -- "a person who leases or lets a property to another" -- the property in this case being the United States, for a party's temporary use, subject to eviction every four years. By coup, if necessary.
(Nov. 7, 2022)
Beautifully written -- disturbingly so.
It's alarming the fate that awaits America-- and the world -- should too many of its citizens choose to support a party that will disembowel the nation with lies once given power to act on them.
If the United States' allies had the power to do so, they would put it on suicide watch, for their own preservation as much as its.
But since we cannot, we must stand to one side, feeling helpless and fearing the worst.
What faith we have left in democracy to prevail now resides in the realm of miracles.
It's the belief among many that Republicans AND Democrats are beholden to ultra-rich businessmen, and that any difference between the two parties is mere window dressing.
One is as bad as the other.
Does that make plutocracy the lessor* of two evils?
* lessor -- "a person who leases or lets a property to another" -- the property in this case being the United States, for a party's temporary use, subject to eviction every four years. By coup, if necessary.
Colbert's targets invite ridicule
(Nov. 1, 2022)
Colbert IS funny. And, yes, predictable in his choice of targets -- who invite ridicule by wearing a bull's-eye on their back that they put there by saying something that's stupid, hypocritical or an outright lie. Too bad so many of them happen to be Republican. Might as well as make fun of them now before they take over the reins of government when Americans will have little to laugh about.
BTW, Colbert's monologues aren't all about the far-right and the GOP, thank goodness, he takes shots at Biden and the Dems, as well as events happening elsewhere that are far removed from politics.
His segment Meanwhile ... covers the spectrum, from popular culture to science to the weird and wonderful. His material remains strong, it's the medium that's changing.
(Nov. 1, 2022)
Colbert IS funny. And, yes, predictable in his choice of targets -- who invite ridicule by wearing a bull's-eye on their back that they put there by saying something that's stupid, hypocritical or an outright lie. Too bad so many of them happen to be Republican. Might as well as make fun of them now before they take over the reins of government when Americans will have little to laugh about.
BTW, Colbert's monologues aren't all about the far-right and the GOP, thank goodness, he takes shots at Biden and the Dems, as well as events happening elsewhere that are far removed from politics.
His segment Meanwhile ... covers the spectrum, from popular culture to science to the weird and wonderful. His material remains strong, it's the medium that's changing.
Walker up for another trophy
(Oct. 31, 2022)
If Walker defeats Warnock, a man of superior character and intelligence, he should be awarded the Heistman Trophy.
(Oct. 31, 2022)
If Walker defeats Warnock, a man of superior character and intelligence, he should be awarded the Heistman Trophy.
Liberty taking a turn for the worse
(Oct. 31, 2022)
Given the demise of democracy will begin with the election of far-right senators and representatives and reach its end with Trump's re-election, should next week's vote be called the mid-terminals?
Idea for an editorial cartoon: On the day after the Republicans regain the majority in the Senate and House, the Statue of Liberty checks into a hospice.
(Oct. 31, 2022)
Given the demise of democracy will begin with the election of far-right senators and representatives and reach its end with Trump's re-election, should next week's vote be called the mid-terminals?
Idea for an editorial cartoon: On the day after the Republicans regain the majority in the Senate and House, the Statue of Liberty checks into a hospice.
Something of a mystery
(Oct. 28, 2022)
What took place and why remains something of a mystery -- a real Hudunit.
(Oct. 28, 2022)
What took place and why remains something of a mystery -- a real Hudunit.
Of monsters and moguls
(Oct. 28, 2022)
There are close to 8 billion people in the world. Now consider the quality of the infinitesimal few -- the monsters and the moguls -- whose conduct casts a dark shadow over the everyday lives of most common folk.
It's very disheartening.
With vast numbers of people to draw upon for wise and principled leadership, why is it that we humans instead allow rogues and sociopaths to shape our destinies?
As a species, our evolutionary path seems headed toward a dead end, what with climate change and madmen possessing nuclear weapons.
It will take a rising up of the masses to achieve a course correction but there's little reason to think that will ever happen.
Social media was once thought to be that instrument for achieving global change. Instead it became a conduit for disinformation and hate.
There's scant hope that Musk gaining control of one of the platforms will do anything to reverse the tide.
Capitalists define free enterprise as having governments hand over money for free in the form of subsidies. The only strings attached, perversely, are those tied to politicians who do their bidding in exchange for campaign contributions.
(Oct. 28, 2022)
There are close to 8 billion people in the world. Now consider the quality of the infinitesimal few -- the monsters and the moguls -- whose conduct casts a dark shadow over the everyday lives of most common folk.
It's very disheartening.
With vast numbers of people to draw upon for wise and principled leadership, why is it that we humans instead allow rogues and sociopaths to shape our destinies?
As a species, our evolutionary path seems headed toward a dead end, what with climate change and madmen possessing nuclear weapons.
It will take a rising up of the masses to achieve a course correction but there's little reason to think that will ever happen.
Social media was once thought to be that instrument for achieving global change. Instead it became a conduit for disinformation and hate.
There's scant hope that Musk gaining control of one of the platforms will do anything to reverse the tide.
Capitalists define free enterprise as having governments hand over money for free in the form of subsidies. The only strings attached, perversely, are those tied to politicians who do their bidding in exchange for campaign contributions.
The Lex Luthor of our era
(Oct. 26, 2022)
Egad, was Trump right when he said Putin's a genius? The Lex Luthor of our era?
The U.S. has taken on the role of Superman in defending democracy but the energy crunch could turn out to be its kryptonite.
(Oct. 26, 2022)
Egad, was Trump right when he said Putin's a genius? The Lex Luthor of our era?
The U.S. has taken on the role of Superman in defending democracy but the energy crunch could turn out to be its kryptonite.
A playoff discount might be in order
(Oct. 24, 2022)
There goes de Judge?
Terrific regular season performer but has yet to play anywhere near the same level in the playoffs.
Maybe he'll agree to a contract that carries a playoff discount that will reduce his asking price. If he wants to stay a Yankee ...
Being booed post-season has got to be a factor in his thinking. The team wouldn't have ended up in top spot without his contributions but carrying the team on his shoulders for much of the season could be what caused him his slump in the end.
(Oct. 24, 2022)
There goes de Judge?
Terrific regular season performer but has yet to play anywhere near the same level in the playoffs.
Maybe he'll agree to a contract that carries a playoff discount that will reduce his asking price. If he wants to stay a Yankee ...
Being booed post-season has got to be a factor in his thinking. The team wouldn't have ended up in top spot without his contributions but carrying the team on his shoulders for much of the season could be what caused him his slump in the end.
Licence to malpractice?
(Oct. 24, 2022)
Genuinely Oppressive Physicians (GOP) favour cutting taxes, slashing spending and chopping programs to "stimulate a sluggish economy."
Will they be given a license to malpractice in November?
(Oct. 24, 2022)
Genuinely Oppressive Physicians (GOP) favour cutting taxes, slashing spending and chopping programs to "stimulate a sluggish economy."
Will they be given a license to malpractice in November?
Complain, not explain
(Oct. 17, 2022)
So, what exactly do the Republicans promise to do to lower inflation and build a healthy economy?
Their mantra, Complain Not Explain, seems to be working in winning over voters to their side.
I'd also be interested in knowing which countries they can point to that are doing much better than the United States in handling a global malaise, and which of those nations' policies they would make their own.
And how soon would the GOP cure take effect? Much faster than the Inflation Reduction Act's?
Does QAnon have all the answers for what ails America, or is the party relying on the Magic 8-Ball to give it direction?
If the latter, how long will its supporters will enjoy being behind it?
(Oct. 17, 2022)
So, what exactly do the Republicans promise to do to lower inflation and build a healthy economy?
Their mantra, Complain Not Explain, seems to be working in winning over voters to their side.
I'd also be interested in knowing which countries they can point to that are doing much better than the United States in handling a global malaise, and which of those nations' policies they would make their own.
And how soon would the GOP cure take effect? Much faster than the Inflation Reduction Act's?
Does QAnon have all the answers for what ails America, or is the party relying on the Magic 8-Ball to give it direction?
If the latter, how long will its supporters will enjoy being behind it?
If the GOP were an NFL owner
(Oct. 8, 2022)
If the GOP owned an NFL team, the players would be on steroids, there would be no concussion protocols, drones would capture the plays called in other teams' huddles, cheerleaders would be 'encouraged' to keep team officials in good cheer, the quarterback would be armed when the offense lined up in the shotgun formation, every penalty called against the team would be angrily disputed and the fans incited to harass the referees, and no loss would ever be accepted but denounced as a win that had been stolen been stolen because the game had been rigged.
And a guy like Walker would be recruited to become its star running back.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Pedestrians on sidewalk looking up at building signed GOP Headquarters, where documents marked Principles are being tossed out the window]
Pedestrian 1: Cleaning house?
Pedestrian 2: The House was last week. This week it's the Senate.
(Oct. 8, 2022)
If the GOP owned an NFL team, the players would be on steroids, there would be no concussion protocols, drones would capture the plays called in other teams' huddles, cheerleaders would be 'encouraged' to keep team officials in good cheer, the quarterback would be armed when the offense lined up in the shotgun formation, every penalty called against the team would be angrily disputed and the fans incited to harass the referees, and no loss would ever be accepted but denounced as a win that had been stolen been stolen because the game had been rigged.
And a guy like Walker would be recruited to become its star running back.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Pedestrians on sidewalk looking up at building signed GOP Headquarters, where documents marked Principles are being tossed out the window]
Pedestrian 1: Cleaning house?
Pedestrian 2: The House was last week. This week it's the Senate.
Anti-democratic forces gathering strength
(Oct. 7, 2022)
It wasn't that long ago that columnists and essayists risked condemnation for drawing parallels between the Trump administration and the rise of National Socialism in Germany a century ago.
The commonalities have only grown more pronounced and alarming, which makes it even more urgent the threat is spelled out in the strongest terms possible: The United States risks following in the goosesteps of the Nazis, up to but not crossing the line into state-sanctioned violence against its own people, if more isn't done to turn back a rising tide of hate.
The far right, reflexively, will dismiss such talk as over-wrought liberal claptrap, but the danger is very much real. Better to recognize it now and respond accordingly than to let anti-democratic forces gather strength and steer the country toward a dark place from which there's no escape, except at great cost of liberty and life.
Have two world wars not taught us anything?
(Oct. 7, 2022)
It wasn't that long ago that columnists and essayists risked condemnation for drawing parallels between the Trump administration and the rise of National Socialism in Germany a century ago.
The commonalities have only grown more pronounced and alarming, which makes it even more urgent the threat is spelled out in the strongest terms possible: The United States risks following in the goosesteps of the Nazis, up to but not crossing the line into state-sanctioned violence against its own people, if more isn't done to turn back a rising tide of hate.
The far right, reflexively, will dismiss such talk as over-wrought liberal claptrap, but the danger is very much real. Better to recognize it now and respond accordingly than to let anti-democratic forces gather strength and steer the country toward a dark place from which there's no escape, except at great cost of liberty and life.
Have two world wars not taught us anything?
Ruse might work
(Oct. 1, 2022)
"... that if you are playing chicken with another driver, the best way to win — the best way to get the other driver to swerve out of the way first — is if before the game starts you very conspicuously unscrew your steering wheel and throw it out the window. Message to the other driver: I’d love to get out of the way, but I can’t control my car anymore. You better swerve!"
Not a good analogy. The other guy swerves -- and you end up slamming into a tree.
But if you were in an autonomous car ... the ruse just might work!
Still, I'd rather show up for a game of chicken driving a tank.
(Oct. 1, 2022)
"... that if you are playing chicken with another driver, the best way to win — the best way to get the other driver to swerve out of the way first — is if before the game starts you very conspicuously unscrew your steering wheel and throw it out the window. Message to the other driver: I’d love to get out of the way, but I can’t control my car anymore. You better swerve!"
Not a good analogy. The other guy swerves -- and you end up slamming into a tree.
But if you were in an autonomous car ... the ruse just might work!
Still, I'd rather show up for a game of chicken driving a tank.
Florida: The Sunshineless State
(Sept. 29, 2022)
Idea for editorial cartoon:
[People are lolling on a beach, working on their tan. A sign reads: Florida, The Sunshine State. A storm cloud labelled DeSantis is moving across the sky, blocking out the sun]
Fellow looking up: "Shame about the cloud."
Second fellow: "Happens all the time. The governor says the state doesn't need more people whose skin isn't white."
(Sept. 29, 2022)
Idea for editorial cartoon:
[People are lolling on a beach, working on their tan. A sign reads: Florida, The Sunshine State. A storm cloud labelled DeSantis is moving across the sky, blocking out the sun]
Fellow looking up: "Shame about the cloud."
Second fellow: "Happens all the time. The governor says the state doesn't need more people whose skin isn't white."
Third party slogan a winner
(Sept. 26, 2022)
Given America's myriad burgeoning problems and the apparent inability of the Democrats to win over sufficient numbers of independents to secure a majority in the House and Senate, could a third party possibly navigate its way to power by promising to Make America Competent Again?
(Sept. 26, 2022)
Given America's myriad burgeoning problems and the apparent inability of the Democrats to win over sufficient numbers of independents to secure a majority in the House and Senate, could a third party possibly navigate its way to power by promising to Make America Competent Again?
From gridiron to gridlock
(Sept. 22, 2022)
I’m this country boy, you know. I’m not that smart."
The race just got a lot tougher for Warnock now that Walker has captured the rural vote.
Then again HW might want to put on hold his triumphant autobiography, set for release in December, From Gridiron to Gridlock: The Herschel Walker Story.
Unlike Trump who inflates the value of his assets, Walker deflates his intellectual capital. Offering him a penny for his thoughts would not be a wise investment.
The polls say Warnock and Walker are neck-and-neck.
If the tape at the finish reads 'Honesty' Warnock will win easily because that's one line Walker won't cross.
(Sept. 22, 2022)
I’m this country boy, you know. I’m not that smart."
The race just got a lot tougher for Warnock now that Walker has captured the rural vote.
Then again HW might want to put on hold his triumphant autobiography, set for release in December, From Gridiron to Gridlock: The Herschel Walker Story.
Unlike Trump who inflates the value of his assets, Walker deflates his intellectual capital. Offering him a penny for his thoughts would not be a wise investment.
The polls say Warnock and Walker are neck-and-neck.
If the tape at the finish reads 'Honesty' Warnock will win easily because that's one line Walker won't cross.
There's a pile of 'em
(Sept. 18, 2022)
The problem with people seeking asylum
Is that, as you know, there's a pile of them
The GOP in reply
Caused a great hue and cry
Sending them north and choosing to lie to them
(Sept. 18, 2022)
The problem with people seeking asylum
Is that, as you know, there's a pile of them
The GOP in reply
Caused a great hue and cry
Sending them north and choosing to lie to them
Still waiting, waiting, waiting
(Sept. 16, 2022)
What exactly are the Republicans' plans for bringing down inflation and boosting the economy?
Or are they still being worked on along with the party's proposals to overhaul the health-care system and renew the nation's infrastructure?
Maybe the answer to defeating the GOP is to have liberal billionaires outbid conservative billionaires to buy Republican senators and representatives.
That's why the rich have deep pockets, to cram more politicians in them.
(Sept. 16, 2022)
What exactly are the Republicans' plans for bringing down inflation and boosting the economy?
Or are they still being worked on along with the party's proposals to overhaul the health-care system and renew the nation's infrastructure?
Maybe the answer to defeating the GOP is to have liberal billionaires outbid conservative billionaires to buy Republican senators and representatives.
That's why the rich have deep pockets, to cram more politicians in them.
A woman's role
(Sept. 15, 2022)
The United States would definitely benefit from having a woman president and more females holding office but wouldn't that just confirm the stereotype most men have about women, their role is to clean up the messes that men make?
(Sept. 15, 2022)
The United States would definitely benefit from having a woman president and more females holding office but wouldn't that just confirm the stereotype most men have about women, their role is to clean up the messes that men make?
Lifts all boats? Yeah, right!
(Sept. 13, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Playing on the saying, "A rising tide lifts all boats", Jeff Bezos' massive yacht moving majestically in the background dwarfs a tiny rowboat with a family of four in it furiously bailing water]
(Sept. 13, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Playing on the saying, "A rising tide lifts all boats", Jeff Bezos' massive yacht moving majestically in the background dwarfs a tiny rowboat with a family of four in it furiously bailing water]
A stupid idea -- and dangerous
(Sept. 12, 2022)
Stephens needs a stronger foil than Collins.
Her counter-punches could use a little more ... punch.
Having one party spend money on the primary campaigns of rival party candidates is stupid and dangerous. Leave it to the supporters of the other side to make their choices -- chances are good they'll choose people who threaten democracy and defy common sense -- and then attack them for their many flaws, to make better use of the party's funds.
Why is it, though, Republicans can smear Democrats with a broad brush and never have to clarify they are referring to a certain segment that's not representative of the party as a whole, such as those very few Democrats who called for defunding police, and were not stating the party's position?
Did Trump ever make clear, as Biden has done with his remarks, that he was referring to only the extremist elements in the other party when the former president called Democrats fascist?
(Sept. 12, 2022)
Stephens needs a stronger foil than Collins.
Her counter-punches could use a little more ... punch.
Having one party spend money on the primary campaigns of rival party candidates is stupid and dangerous. Leave it to the supporters of the other side to make their choices -- chances are good they'll choose people who threaten democracy and defy common sense -- and then attack them for their many flaws, to make better use of the party's funds.
Why is it, though, Republicans can smear Democrats with a broad brush and never have to clarify they are referring to a certain segment that's not representative of the party as a whole, such as those very few Democrats who called for defunding police, and were not stating the party's position?
Did Trump ever make clear, as Biden has done with his remarks, that he was referring to only the extremist elements in the other party when the former president called Democrats fascist?
A Rock Regime would be better
(Sept. 5, 2022)
Times columnist Ross Douthat dismissed concerns yesterday about authoritarianism being on the rise in America, aided and abetted by Republicans. He sought to bolster his argument by citing an essay by a scholar that concluded:
""But if we do wish to indulge our authoritarian fantasies, we are better off dropping the interwar anachronisms and autocratic reveries to admit a potentially far stranger reality. In our actually existing America, and with only a modestly facetious stretch, we are far more likely to get something like a Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson regime than anything else, for better or for worse."
Really?
Now, a Rock Regime is something I suspect a lot of Americans could live with as he seems like a decent fellow who's made something of himself despite humble beginnings. He is the anti-Trump in so many ways that he'd draw votes from both sides of the divide.
(And his TV show is certainly laying the foundation for his making a run for office at some point.)
But to believe Johnson's ascent is more likely to happen in the next decade than the United States being torn asunder by homegrown fascists is to ignore how real and immense is the threat from Trump and MAGA Republicans.
Douthat said fears of America's collapse should the GOP recapture Congress and the presidency are groundless but Trump is certainly providing his foes with enough dirt to bury him.
One hopes the Department of Justice is prepared to take on such an undertaking.
(Sept. 5, 2022)
Times columnist Ross Douthat dismissed concerns yesterday about authoritarianism being on the rise in America, aided and abetted by Republicans. He sought to bolster his argument by citing an essay by a scholar that concluded:
""But if we do wish to indulge our authoritarian fantasies, we are better off dropping the interwar anachronisms and autocratic reveries to admit a potentially far stranger reality. In our actually existing America, and with only a modestly facetious stretch, we are far more likely to get something like a Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson regime than anything else, for better or for worse."
Really?
Now, a Rock Regime is something I suspect a lot of Americans could live with as he seems like a decent fellow who's made something of himself despite humble beginnings. He is the anti-Trump in so many ways that he'd draw votes from both sides of the divide.
(And his TV show is certainly laying the foundation for his making a run for office at some point.)
But to believe Johnson's ascent is more likely to happen in the next decade than the United States being torn asunder by homegrown fascists is to ignore how real and immense is the threat from Trump and MAGA Republicans.
Douthat said fears of America's collapse should the GOP recapture Congress and the presidency are groundless but Trump is certainly providing his foes with enough dirt to bury him.
One hopes the Department of Justice is prepared to take on such an undertaking.
Another shot in the foot
(Aug. 31, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Trump is hopping around on one foot, screaming in agony]
Trump ally No. 1 (disgusted): "Why does he keep shooting himself in the foot? What'd he use this time?
Trump ally No. 2: "Saturday Night Special Master."
(Aug. 31, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Trump is hopping around on one foot, screaming in agony]
Trump ally No. 1 (disgusted): "Why does he keep shooting himself in the foot? What'd he use this time?
Trump ally No. 2: "Saturday Night Special Master."
Trump IS above the law
(Aug. 30, 2022)
Trump IS above the law.
And he's kneeling on its neck as we speak.
(Aug. 30, 2022)
Trump IS above the law.
And he's kneeling on its neck as we speak.
One born every day
(Aug. 28, 2022)
I believe it was PT Barnum who said: "There's a Republican born every day."
No wonder the GOP's against abortion.
(Aug. 28, 2022)
I believe it was PT Barnum who said: "There's a Republican born every day."
No wonder the GOP's against abortion.
Fox hosts get their shots
(Aug. 26, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Hannity, Carlson, Pirro, and other Fox stars are standing in a row outside the courtroom waiting to give their testimony. All are trembling and in a cold sweat. Standing at the door are two officers of the court]
First officer: What's the matter with them?
Second officer [wearing medical gloves and holding up a huge needle marked Truth Serum]: They're anti-facts-ers. They're not allowed in until they get their shot.
(Aug. 26, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Hannity, Carlson, Pirro, and other Fox stars are standing in a row outside the courtroom waiting to give their testimony. All are trembling and in a cold sweat. Standing at the door are two officers of the court]
First officer: What's the matter with them?
Second officer [wearing medical gloves and holding up a huge needle marked Truth Serum]: They're anti-facts-ers. They're not allowed in until they get their shot.
A people's tribune for elections
(Aug. 22, 2022)
Perhaps the answer lies in creating a people's tribune, whose dual roles will be, first, to confirm that the results of an election are beyond dispute, and, second, to investigate the previous administration as a matter of course so that Congress can make better use of its time attending to the affairs of the nation.
Should the investigation point to crimes having been committed and charges are in order, the tribune will conduct a trial that will allow those suspected of breaking the law to defend themselves. It will be left to the court of public opinion, via a referendum, to render a verdict.
Deciding who is to serve as the people's tribune would present a challenge. One option would be to leave it to the citizens to decide when electing a president, by having the proposed tribunes added to the ballot every eight years. Each party would put forward a pair of candidates unaffiliated with either party who have demonstrated impartiality, probity and competence of the highest order in a life devoted to the law.
The tribune's term would not begin until three years after the president has taken power.
(Aug. 22, 2022)
Perhaps the answer lies in creating a people's tribune, whose dual roles will be, first, to confirm that the results of an election are beyond dispute, and, second, to investigate the previous administration as a matter of course so that Congress can make better use of its time attending to the affairs of the nation.
Should the investigation point to crimes having been committed and charges are in order, the tribune will conduct a trial that will allow those suspected of breaking the law to defend themselves. It will be left to the court of public opinion, via a referendum, to render a verdict.
Deciding who is to serve as the people's tribune would present a challenge. One option would be to leave it to the citizens to decide when electing a president, by having the proposed tribunes added to the ballot every eight years. Each party would put forward a pair of candidates unaffiliated with either party who have demonstrated impartiality, probity and competence of the highest order in a life devoted to the law.
The tribune's term would not begin until three years after the president has taken power.
Long overdue
(Aug. 22, 2022)
I briefly wondered how many library books Trump has that are long overdue and then remembered ...
He probably hasn't returned the crayons either.
(Aug. 22, 2022)
I briefly wondered how many library books Trump has that are long overdue and then remembered ...
He probably hasn't returned the crayons either.
Imagine, a nation fit to vote
(Aug. 20, 2022)
Would it help if Americans were required to pass an exam that tested their knowledge of the Constitution and its amendments, the history of their country, and the workings of government to demonstrate their fitness to vote?
Multiple choice, of course.
Well, two choices per question, to improve the odds of their passing. And democracy surviving.
(Aug. 20, 2022)
Would it help if Americans were required to pass an exam that tested their knowledge of the Constitution and its amendments, the history of their country, and the workings of government to demonstrate their fitness to vote?
Multiple choice, of course.
Well, two choices per question, to improve the odds of their passing. And democracy surviving.
At long last an audit completed?
(Aug. 18, 2022)
Hmmmm, think how many more Weisselbergs will get found out with the IRS getting nearly $80 billion over 10 years to enforce the tax laws.
Who knows, maybe with the extra funding to hire more staff, the agency will finally be able to complete its audit of Trump's taxes.
(Aug. 18, 2022)
Hmmmm, think how many more Weisselbergs will get found out with the IRS getting nearly $80 billion over 10 years to enforce the tax laws.
Who knows, maybe with the extra funding to hire more staff, the agency will finally be able to complete its audit of Trump's taxes.
Invasion of the invaders
(Aug. 16, 2022)
Why is it we never hear of North American species invading Europe and Asia, and causing massive disruptions to the local flora and fauna?
Or kangaroos, wombats and platypuses wreaking havoc when introduced to another country?
Is it because they're stay-at-homes and don't want to cause any trouble?
(Aug. 16, 2022)
Why is it we never hear of North American species invading Europe and Asia, and causing massive disruptions to the local flora and fauna?
Or kangaroos, wombats and platypuses wreaking havoc when introduced to another country?
Is it because they're stay-at-homes and don't want to cause any trouble?
Scoffing at the scofflaw
(Aug. 14, 2022)
As much as we scoff at the scofflaw's
Misdeeds that engender guffaws
His willingness to lie
And authorities defy
Has revealed how great are the laws' flaws
(Aug. 14, 2022)
As much as we scoff at the scofflaw's
Misdeeds that engender guffaws
His willingness to lie
And authorities defy
Has revealed how great are the laws' flaws
Rappers' lawyer ideal choice
(Aug. 12, 2022)
Given Findling's particular expertise, it comes as no surprise he was hired by Trump, who constantly complains about getting a bum rap
(Aug. 12, 2022)
Given Findling's particular expertise, it comes as no surprise he was hired by Trump, who constantly complains about getting a bum rap
What's with Alito?
(Aug. 11, 2022)
Ideas for editorial cartoons:
[Supreme Court justices are seated, waiting to hear a case]
Sotomayor whispers to Kagan: "What's with Alito and the red robe? And do you smell incense?"
[A bug-eyed Alito stands stunned, his face, hands and clothes blackened and still smoking, having just been struck by lightning. The thunderbolt was delivered by a helmet with a big G on the side hovering in the sky]
A witness to the event remarks to another: "Turns out God's a Packer fan."
(Aug. 11, 2022)
Ideas for editorial cartoons:
[Supreme Court justices are seated, waiting to hear a case]
Sotomayor whispers to Kagan: "What's with Alito and the red robe? And do you smell incense?"
[A bug-eyed Alito stands stunned, his face, hands and clothes blackened and still smoking, having just been struck by lightning. The thunderbolt was delivered by a helmet with a big G on the side hovering in the sky]
A witness to the event remarks to another: "Turns out God's a Packer fan."
Check EBay for missing documents
(Aug. 11, 2022)
If the FBI remains convinced there are still classified documents missing, the agency might want to go back and see what's been listed one on EBay and craiglist over the last 18 months.
It could find state secrets were put up for sale by someone calling himself POTUS 45, claiming it was his executive privilege.
(Aug. 11, 2022)
If the FBI remains convinced there are still classified documents missing, the agency might want to go back and see what's been listed one on EBay and craiglist over the last 18 months.
It could find state secrets were put up for sale by someone calling himself POTUS 45, claiming it was his executive privilege.
Crew mates screwed mates
(Aug. 4, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Ship of state divided into two halves, with members of the GOP crew maniacally chopping holes in the deck on the Democrat side. Water is gushing up through the hole in the bottom of the hull shows they went too far.
Says one GOP crew member to another as they stare up at the geyser: "Hmmmm, maybe we should've thought this thing through."
Second crew member: "Yeah, I'm regretting cutting loose the lifeboats in case we had any freeloading stowaways."
(Aug. 4, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
Ship of state divided into two halves, with members of the GOP crew maniacally chopping holes in the deck on the Democrat side. Water is gushing up through the hole in the bottom of the hull shows they went too far.
Says one GOP crew member to another as they stare up at the geyser: "Hmmmm, maybe we should've thought this thing through."
Second crew member: "Yeah, I'm regretting cutting loose the lifeboats in case we had any freeloading stowaways."
Which team you on, Kyrsten?
(July 27, 2022)
Lucy's no longer holding the ball.
But can Charlie trust Kyrsten and score a few points before halfti-er-midterms?
(July 27, 2022)
Lucy's no longer holding the ball.
But can Charlie trust Kyrsten and score a few points before halfti-er-midterms?
Stifle yourself, Edith!
(July 27, 2022)
In any remake of "All in the Family" today Archie would pull a pistol on his left-leaning meathead son-in-law to win his argument that the election was stolen. Not a pleasant scene to be sure.
However, hearing Edith say stuff she thinks supports Trump (and her hubby) but ends up revealing how absurd the two men's beliefs are would be worth having the show make a comeback.
"Archie's right about the voting machines not working right, Mike. We had to use three different names and go to three different polls to make our vote count."
(July 27, 2022)
In any remake of "All in the Family" today Archie would pull a pistol on his left-leaning meathead son-in-law to win his argument that the election was stolen. Not a pleasant scene to be sure.
However, hearing Edith say stuff she thinks supports Trump (and her hubby) but ends up revealing how absurd the two men's beliefs are would be worth having the show make a comeback.
"Archie's right about the voting machines not working right, Mike. We had to use three different names and go to three different polls to make our vote count."
Trump a dangerous distraction
(July 25, 2022)
Think of how much more America could be doing to address climate change if Donald Trump wasn't hell-bent on destroying democracy, and he hadn't so many supporters in his corner.
Returned to office, he'd use the reins given him to choke off dissent and to throttle his enemies.
He's far less of a threat to humanity's future than climate change but his polarizing presence stands in the way of action being taken on a scale large enough to stave off the worst kind of catastrophe imaginable.
We were pushed to the brink by the greed of capitalists like him who haven't a conscience and are cruelly indifferent to the harm they cause the planet and people.
And, so, when Americans should be expending most of their efforts on finding ways back from the edge, Trump is there instead, flapping his arms and spewing nonsense, determined to steal his way back into power.
No mere distraction, but a real impediment to meeting the greatest challenge humankind has faced in millennia.
He remains to be held to account for his attempted coup, and he must be prevented from wreaking further havoc as president for a second time.
Were that happen, the world's fate would be sealed.
(July 25, 2022)
Think of how much more America could be doing to address climate change if Donald Trump wasn't hell-bent on destroying democracy, and he hadn't so many supporters in his corner.
Returned to office, he'd use the reins given him to choke off dissent and to throttle his enemies.
He's far less of a threat to humanity's future than climate change but his polarizing presence stands in the way of action being taken on a scale large enough to stave off the worst kind of catastrophe imaginable.
We were pushed to the brink by the greed of capitalists like him who haven't a conscience and are cruelly indifferent to the harm they cause the planet and people.
And, so, when Americans should be expending most of their efforts on finding ways back from the edge, Trump is there instead, flapping his arms and spewing nonsense, determined to steal his way back into power.
No mere distraction, but a real impediment to meeting the greatest challenge humankind has faced in millennia.
He remains to be held to account for his attempted coup, and he must be prevented from wreaking further havoc as president for a second time.
Were that happen, the world's fate would be sealed.
Take those blinders off!
(July 23, 2022)
I like to think of Republicans who fell under Trump's spell and then came to their senses as moths drawn to the flame who took their blinders off and only then saw the light.
(July 23, 2022)
I like to think of Republicans who fell under Trump's spell and then came to their senses as moths drawn to the flame who took their blinders off and only then saw the light.
Yes, Joe, say it is so
(July 11, 2022)
Biden needs to recognize that he is not indispensable, that retirement is an option welcomed by most people his age who then proceed to spend the rest of their lives doing invaluable volunteer work.
In announcing his decision to not run again toward the end of his term, he should also strongly make the point there many candidates the Democrats have to choose from to carry the party's banner who are far superior to anyone the Republicans put forward, which gives him confidence the changes he set in motion will be in good hands.
Only overweening pride and stubbornness will prevent Biden from making the best decision for his party and country.
He should take satisfaction in having turned aside the threat to democracy that Trump posed, and continues to represent by claiming the election was stolen while working to do just that in 2024. Let someone else younger and more robust, mentally and physically, take up the fight.
It's Biden's misfortune that he would have accomplished much more his first two years had the GOP demonstrated its patriotism by working with the administration to make the nation stronger and thus better positioned to handle the many challenges it faces, instead of working against its domestic efforts at every turn.
Idea for editorial cartoon:
Biden shuffling along track wearing lead-weighted running shoes labelled "public polls" handing off the torch with a flickering flame to outstretched arms representing Democrats vying to be his presidential successor.
(July 11, 2022)
Biden needs to recognize that he is not indispensable, that retirement is an option welcomed by most people his age who then proceed to spend the rest of their lives doing invaluable volunteer work.
In announcing his decision to not run again toward the end of his term, he should also strongly make the point there many candidates the Democrats have to choose from to carry the party's banner who are far superior to anyone the Republicans put forward, which gives him confidence the changes he set in motion will be in good hands.
Only overweening pride and stubbornness will prevent Biden from making the best decision for his party and country.
He should take satisfaction in having turned aside the threat to democracy that Trump posed, and continues to represent by claiming the election was stolen while working to do just that in 2024. Let someone else younger and more robust, mentally and physically, take up the fight.
It's Biden's misfortune that he would have accomplished much more his first two years had the GOP demonstrated its patriotism by working with the administration to make the nation stronger and thus better positioned to handle the many challenges it faces, instead of working against its domestic efforts at every turn.
Idea for editorial cartoon:
Biden shuffling along track wearing lead-weighted running shoes labelled "public polls" handing off the torch with a flickering flame to outstretched arms representing Democrats vying to be his presidential successor.
Greenbacks over green environment
(July 4, 2022)
"But Democrats need to figure out a set of climate-change policies that don’t threaten people’s wallets, jobs or businesses."
Shouldn't the focus be on all humans working together to craft policies that preserve jobs and create new ones that don't radically alter living conditions on the planet if humans, you know, want to continue to use earth as their home address?
A wallet stuffed with money offers little protection against wildfires, drought, floods, loss of diversity, extinction of pollinators, pestilence ...
(July 4, 2022)
"But Democrats need to figure out a set of climate-change policies that don’t threaten people’s wallets, jobs or businesses."
Shouldn't the focus be on all humans working together to craft policies that preserve jobs and create new ones that don't radically alter living conditions on the planet if humans, you know, want to continue to use earth as their home address?
A wallet stuffed with money offers little protection against wildfires, drought, floods, loss of diversity, extinction of pollinators, pestilence ...
What was that that Joni said?
(June 29, 2022)
Just think how much the course of American history would have changed if Trump, soon after taking office, had said of Republicans and Democrats "there are good people on both sides" -- and meant it!
(June 29, 2022)
Just think how much the course of American history would have changed if Trump, soon after taking office, had said of Republicans and Democrats "there are good people on both sides" -- and meant it!
Justice miscalculated
(June 27, 2022)
Ginsburg should have submitted a letter of resignation in the first year of Obama's second term, conditional on his nominee for her replacement receiving Senate confirmation.
It would have made it impossible for McConnell to argue, as he did, that the matter should be left for voters to decide in the next presidential election, when they had so recently made clear who it was they wanted in office.
And if McConnell had blocked the nomination of a succession of candidates put forward by Obama in the last three years of his administration, his party would surely have suffered the consequences of their misconduct at the polls. Their indefensible intransigence would have made apparent that Republicans had no real interest in doing what was best for America, and in keeping with the traditions that had made it great.
As for Ginsburg, I'm sure Obama -- or Clinton -- could have found a purpose for her life post-Supreme Court that made excellent use of her abilities and social conscience.
(June 27, 2022)
Ginsburg should have submitted a letter of resignation in the first year of Obama's second term, conditional on his nominee for her replacement receiving Senate confirmation.
It would have made it impossible for McConnell to argue, as he did, that the matter should be left for voters to decide in the next presidential election, when they had so recently made clear who it was they wanted in office.
And if McConnell had blocked the nomination of a succession of candidates put forward by Obama in the last three years of his administration, his party would surely have suffered the consequences of their misconduct at the polls. Their indefensible intransigence would have made apparent that Republicans had no real interest in doing what was best for America, and in keeping with the traditions that had made it great.
As for Ginsburg, I'm sure Obama -- or Clinton -- could have found a purpose for her life post-Supreme Court that made excellent use of her abilities and social conscience.
Thoughts and prayers the stuff of nightmares
(June 22, 2022)
I wonder about the officers who stood outside the classroom, were their thoughts and prayers with the children?
Were they praying for some divine intervention?
They should have put more thought into taking immediate action.
(June 22, 2022)
I wonder about the officers who stood outside the classroom, were their thoughts and prayers with the children?
Were they praying for some divine intervention?
They should have put more thought into taking immediate action.
Solution to gun problem
(June 21, 2022)
Guns don't kill people.
People kill people.
Solution: ban people.
(June 21, 2022)
Guns don't kill people.
People kill people.
Solution: ban people.
Good luck with the soul searching
(June 19, 2022)
We're doomed.
Thank you, Republicans.
You leave no stone unturned in wreaking havoc on the environment to accumulate wealth and aggrandize power.
Isn't it about time you turned over a new leaf instead and start thinking about the damage your avarice is doing to the planet?
Even with all your riches, the time will come they will do you little good when the world has grown inhospitable and societies are in turmoil.
To suggest you do some soul-searching would be to send you on a quest for something the existence of which, in your case, is highly suspect. But if you were to apply the same amount of time, energy and focus to this task as you currently do to ruining the lives of most Americans, we'd all be the better for it.
And you would be, too, in the end.
(June 19, 2022)
We're doomed.
Thank you, Republicans.
You leave no stone unturned in wreaking havoc on the environment to accumulate wealth and aggrandize power.
Isn't it about time you turned over a new leaf instead and start thinking about the damage your avarice is doing to the planet?
Even with all your riches, the time will come they will do you little good when the world has grown inhospitable and societies are in turmoil.
To suggest you do some soul-searching would be to send you on a quest for something the existence of which, in your case, is highly suspect. But if you were to apply the same amount of time, energy and focus to this task as you currently do to ruining the lives of most Americans, we'd all be the better for it.
And you would be, too, in the end.
Step up to the plate, Dems
(June 17, 2022)
Democrats need to step up to the plate and begin playing hardball, the way the Republicans have for decades.
They can start by throwing a pitch high and inside to Trump that handcuffs -- literally and figuratively -- the batter.
(June 17, 2022)
Democrats need to step up to the plate and begin playing hardball, the way the Republicans have for decades.
They can start by throwing a pitch high and inside to Trump that handcuffs -- literally and figuratively -- the batter.
Authors of our own demise
(June 14, 2022)
Are we the only species whose behaviour is responsible for its own demise?
Others might have become extinct through overgrazing, perhaps, or relentless predation, but they knew no better. We do, and yet still behave in a manner that threatens our long-term survival.
Even though we have the ability to look far ahead and anticipate the consequences of our actions, we lack the collective will or desire to make the changes that are needed to avoid a dire fate.
We are the authors of our own misfortune who refuse to listen to editors with sound advice.
(June 14, 2022)
Are we the only species whose behaviour is responsible for its own demise?
Others might have become extinct through overgrazing, perhaps, or relentless predation, but they knew no better. We do, and yet still behave in a manner that threatens our long-term survival.
Even though we have the ability to look far ahead and anticipate the consequences of our actions, we lack the collective will or desire to make the changes that are needed to avoid a dire fate.
We are the authors of our own misfortune who refuse to listen to editors with sound advice.
My take on a big mistake
(June 14, 2022)
Four takeaways from today's hearing?
How about a fifth -- they take away Trump's freedom.
(June 14, 2022)
Four takeaways from today's hearing?
How about a fifth -- they take away Trump's freedom.
American ingrate
(June 11, 2022)
From Watergate to Ingrate: Trump is a grave threat because he is neither thankful for what previous generations accomplished to build a great nation nor respectful of the office he once held and the obligations it imposed upon him, which is be a leader who has the best -- not base -- interests of the American people at heart.
(June 11, 2022)
From Watergate to Ingrate: Trump is a grave threat because he is neither thankful for what previous generations accomplished to build a great nation nor respectful of the office he once held and the obligations it imposed upon him, which is be a leader who has the best -- not base -- interests of the American people at heart.
Loaded for bear (the Russian kind)
(June 8, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A cocky Putin, supremely confident his 'special military operation' will not be thwarted by the West, shows his disdain for the risk involved by playing a game of Russian roulette; the pistol he's holding to his head is labelled Ukraine.
He fails to see NATO replacing his pistol's clip that has one bullet in it with another clip containing multiple rounds.
(June 8, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
A cocky Putin, supremely confident his 'special military operation' will not be thwarted by the West, shows his disdain for the risk involved by playing a game of Russian roulette; the pistol he's holding to his head is labelled Ukraine.
He fails to see NATO replacing his pistol's clip that has one bullet in it with another clip containing multiple rounds.
Great in theory but ...
(June 6, 2022)
Think what you will but I'm a fervent believer in the great replacement theory. The more Republicans the Democrats can replace in Congress the better it would be for America.
(June 6, 2022)
Think what you will but I'm a fervent believer in the great replacement theory. The more Republicans the Democrats can replace in Congress the better it would be for America.
No discounting price of liberty
(June 3, 2022)
Ukrainians will tell Americans the cost of living these days is higher bills for all but the price of liberty is often the death of many, so who has it rougher?
(June 3, 2022)
Ukrainians will tell Americans the cost of living these days is higher bills for all but the price of liberty is often the death of many, so who has it rougher?
Fate can be gruel
(May 31, 2022)
When Trumpers learned Durham had actually charged a Clinton supporter as part of his investigation into 'deep state' machinations, they probably chortled: "Aha, the plot thickens."
How disappointed they must be it turned out to be thin gruel.
(May 31, 2022)
When Trumpers learned Durham had actually charged a Clinton supporter as part of his investigation into 'deep state' machinations, they probably chortled: "Aha, the plot thickens."
How disappointed they must be it turned out to be thin gruel.
Armed hall monitors the answer
(May 30, 2022)
The answer seems clear: arm hall monitors.
I'm surprised the Republicans haven't suggested it.
You wouldn't have to pay the students to provide security, and they'd earn an extra credit for keeping their schools safe from crazed people.
They'd even have their own battle song:
In the halls outside the classrooms
We keep the students safe
Because of us there's no controls
That make gun owners chafe
We walk the halls with gun in hand
Prepared to meet intruders
We've learned we can't wait for police
To handle any shooters
One more thing: Should teachers not be locking the door at the start of every class? And should the window on the door be replaced with a slot?
(May 30, 2022)
The answer seems clear: arm hall monitors.
I'm surprised the Republicans haven't suggested it.
You wouldn't have to pay the students to provide security, and they'd earn an extra credit for keeping their schools safe from crazed people.
They'd even have their own battle song:
In the halls outside the classrooms
We keep the students safe
Because of us there's no controls
That make gun owners chafe
We walk the halls with gun in hand
Prepared to meet intruders
We've learned we can't wait for police
To handle any shooters
One more thing: Should teachers not be locking the door at the start of every class? And should the window on the door be replaced with a slot?
Once a beacon, now a bonfire
(May 26, 2022)
Ameriguns sure do love their weapons.
Pity. The country that once was a beacon to the world has become a raging bonfire, with the rage growing ever stronger.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
In a school hallway, a wall-mounted glass encasement houses a a row of Glock pistols, with a sign on the glass that reads: In Case of Gunfire Break Glass.
(May 26, 2022)
Ameriguns sure do love their weapons.
Pity. The country that once was a beacon to the world has become a raging bonfire, with the rage growing ever stronger.
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
In a school hallway, a wall-mounted glass encasement houses a a row of Glock pistols, with a sign on the glass that reads: In Case of Gunfire Break Glass.
Perseverance, not insanity
(May 18, 2022)
"It has long been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."
On the other hand, there are also situations where it's not called insanity but perseverance to chip away at falsehoods, no matter how daunting the task, to eventually break through and have the truth revealed to all.
(May 18, 2022)
"It has long been said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result."
On the other hand, there are also situations where it's not called insanity but perseverance to chip away at falsehoods, no matter how daunting the task, to eventually break through and have the truth revealed to all.
Control thy self
(May 16, 2022)
There would be less of a need for gun control if more people exercised self-control.
(May 16, 2022)
There would be less of a need for gun control if more people exercised self-control.
How times have changed
(May 16, 2022)
It used to be said that the colors of the American flag represent hardiness and valor (RED), purity and innocence (WHITE), and vigilance, perseverance, and justice (BLUE).
How times have changed.
With democracy steadily on the decline in the U.S., it would be more accurate to say the colors now signify foolhardiness, ruthlessness and injustice.
How much longer before the American flag will be lowered to half-staff? After the mid-terms? The next presidential election?
(May 16, 2022)
It used to be said that the colors of the American flag represent hardiness and valor (RED), purity and innocence (WHITE), and vigilance, perseverance, and justice (BLUE).
How times have changed.
With democracy steadily on the decline in the U.S., it would be more accurate to say the colors now signify foolhardiness, ruthlessness and injustice.
How much longer before the American flag will be lowered to half-staff? After the mid-terms? The next presidential election?
Hey, isn't red the colour of Commies?
(May 9, 2022)
Help me, why are states controlled by Republicans red?
Is it because they're embarrassed?
(May 9, 2022)
Help me, why are states controlled by Republicans red?
Is it because they're embarrassed?
Power from the people
(May 7, 2022)
Governments should mandate citizens to do their part to solve the climate crisis by installing electricity-producing treadmills in every household and requiring occupants to run/walk two hours a day to contribute their share of green energy to the power grid.
It would also make for a fitter population and thereby reduce the demand for expensive medical services.
Households especially proficient at generating energy would be identified by highly visible plaques to spur greater efforts by neighbors not wishing to be publicly humiliated as dragging their feet in the battle to stymie climate change.
(May 7, 2022)
Governments should mandate citizens to do their part to solve the climate crisis by installing electricity-producing treadmills in every household and requiring occupants to run/walk two hours a day to contribute their share of green energy to the power grid.
It would also make for a fitter population and thereby reduce the demand for expensive medical services.
Households especially proficient at generating energy would be identified by highly visible plaques to spur greater efforts by neighbors not wishing to be publicly humiliated as dragging their feet in the battle to stymie climate change.
If it's good enough for baseball
(May 6, 2022)
Baseball is moving toward a robotic strike zone. Perhaps it's time for another American institution to take decision-making out of the hands/brains of flawed humans and replace its 'umpires' with AI.
Artificial intelligence has neither a soul nor a heart but it would mark a step up from ethically challenged 'partisan hacks', as its rulings would be based entirely on facts and precedents.
Of course input would be everything.
(May 6, 2022)
Baseball is moving toward a robotic strike zone. Perhaps it's time for another American institution to take decision-making out of the hands/brains of flawed humans and replace its 'umpires' with AI.
Artificial intelligence has neither a soul nor a heart but it would mark a step up from ethically challenged 'partisan hacks', as its rulings would be based entirely on facts and precedents.
Of course input would be everything.
To each his own
(May 6, 2022)
Read a smattering of the harsh criticism Justice Alito has received and you'll quickly understand why so many are outraged by his daft opinion.
(May 6, 2022)
Read a smattering of the harsh criticism Justice Alito has received and you'll quickly understand why so many are outraged by his daft opinion.
Down the drain
(May 3, 2022)
The GOP's brain drain has helped Putin immensely. He figures the same will be true when it happens domestically.
(May 3, 2022)
The GOP's brain drain has helped Putin immensely. He figures the same will be true when it happens domestically.
Up, up and away! (Go the Democrats)
(April 29, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon: Driver shown filling up his vehicle. The left side of the gas pump's display shows amount of fuel being pumped, the right side shows number of votes for Republicans going up.
(April 29, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon: Driver shown filling up his vehicle. The left side of the gas pump's display shows amount of fuel being pumped, the right side shows number of votes for Republicans going up.
Without guardrails, norms end up in the ditch
(April 29, 2022)
I see where someone equates guardrails to censorship.
Hardly. Guardrails are not only intended to keep people on the straight and narrow but also when they're negotiating sharp curves, so that all who travel the same path do so safely.
Without guardrails in the online world, when people stray too far from truth and decency, it's not the person at the wheel – or keyboard – who suffers harm but the persons and institutions their words violently collide with.
Guardrails are norms and statutes that foster civility, respect for facts, and compliance with the law. It's left to individuals to decide for themselves how best to proceed along what is rather a broad thoroughfare, one wide enough to accommodate a great many disparate views while still allowing for clashes.
Censorship, on the other hand, removes the ability to proceed as one wishes. It sets the course the mind must follow, and the voice must obey.
Censorship isn't guardrails, it's robo-cars controlled by the state, with citizens unhappy passengers.
In the real world, society needs guardrails/rules to forestall havoc and fear.
To communicate largely without restraint isn't what Musk would have you believe, it's free screech, doubleshriek, words with sticks and stones.
(April 29, 2022)
I see where someone equates guardrails to censorship.
Hardly. Guardrails are not only intended to keep people on the straight and narrow but also when they're negotiating sharp curves, so that all who travel the same path do so safely.
Without guardrails in the online world, when people stray too far from truth and decency, it's not the person at the wheel – or keyboard – who suffers harm but the persons and institutions their words violently collide with.
Guardrails are norms and statutes that foster civility, respect for facts, and compliance with the law. It's left to individuals to decide for themselves how best to proceed along what is rather a broad thoroughfare, one wide enough to accommodate a great many disparate views while still allowing for clashes.
Censorship, on the other hand, removes the ability to proceed as one wishes. It sets the course the mind must follow, and the voice must obey.
Censorship isn't guardrails, it's robo-cars controlled by the state, with citizens unhappy passengers.
In the real world, society needs guardrails/rules to forestall havoc and fear.
To communicate largely without restraint isn't what Musk would have you believe, it's free screech, doubleshriek, words with sticks and stones.
Rotten apples
(April 27, 2022)
It takes one bad apple to spoil the barrel but 17 of them – Boebert, Brooks, Cawthorn, Gaetz, Gohmert, Gosar, Greene, Jordan, McCarthy, Perry, Cotton, Cruz, Hawley, Johnson, Lee, McConnell, Paul – to ruin a nation.
(April 27, 2022)
It takes one bad apple to spoil the barrel but 17 of them – Boebert, Brooks, Cawthorn, Gaetz, Gohmert, Gosar, Greene, Jordan, McCarthy, Perry, Cotton, Cruz, Hawley, Johnson, Lee, McConnell, Paul – to ruin a nation.
You do the math -- in Florida
(April 25, 2022)
This is the same state that has rejected more than 50 math textbooks from next year's curriculum.
Here are a few questions from one textbook that did pass muster:
Joe Biden is said to have collected 2,473,633 votes in the state of Georgia in 2020 while Donald Trump received 2,461,854 votes. How many votes incorrectly counted did the former president need to find to undo an injustice?
If Wyoming, with 578,760 people, has two senators, meaning each represents 289,380 of the state's residents, how many senators does California have, with a population of 39.5 million?
A state has 30 congressional districts, with the seats evenly divided between the two parties. How much gerrymandering does the party holding power in the state need to do to redraw the district map overwhelmingly in its favor to ensure that it easily wins the most seats in next election without appearing to take into account the race or color of its citizens?
There are nine Supreme Court justices, six of them conservative. What percentage are liberal woke wingnuts?
If a real estate developer claims his property is worth $10 million to obtain a bank loan but tells the IRS it's worth $2 million to reduce the tax bill, what is the difference? To the average American who has more important things on his mind?
(April 25, 2022)
This is the same state that has rejected more than 50 math textbooks from next year's curriculum.
Here are a few questions from one textbook that did pass muster:
Joe Biden is said to have collected 2,473,633 votes in the state of Georgia in 2020 while Donald Trump received 2,461,854 votes. How many votes incorrectly counted did the former president need to find to undo an injustice?
If Wyoming, with 578,760 people, has two senators, meaning each represents 289,380 of the state's residents, how many senators does California have, with a population of 39.5 million?
A state has 30 congressional districts, with the seats evenly divided between the two parties. How much gerrymandering does the party holding power in the state need to do to redraw the district map overwhelmingly in its favor to ensure that it easily wins the most seats in next election without appearing to take into account the race or color of its citizens?
There are nine Supreme Court justices, six of them conservative. What percentage are liberal woke wingnuts?
If a real estate developer claims his property is worth $10 million to obtain a bank loan but tells the IRS it's worth $2 million to reduce the tax bill, what is the difference? To the average American who has more important things on his mind?
Fake news, prime time
(April 25, 2022)
When Trump wins a second term, there will be only one news network and streaming service legally allowed to operate in a few years, so Zaslav and his pals were wise to act now and cut their losses.
Maybe CNN should consider dedicate its prime time to airing a show titled "Fake News" and filling its content with spurious and risible accounts of Trump's greatness and the GOP's extraordinary fitness to hold office.
So when The Former Guy starts talking about fake news in the media, he will have to keep explaining which fake news he's talking about -- "no, not THAT fake news, THIS fake news!" -- leaving his followers conflicted and confused, and thus weakened as a political force, not knowing who or what to believe.
I can understand why the new owners' decision to shut down the streaming service so soon after it launched left CNN employees nonplussed.
(April 25, 2022)
When Trump wins a second term, there will be only one news network and streaming service legally allowed to operate in a few years, so Zaslav and his pals were wise to act now and cut their losses.
Maybe CNN should consider dedicate its prime time to airing a show titled "Fake News" and filling its content with spurious and risible accounts of Trump's greatness and the GOP's extraordinary fitness to hold office.
So when The Former Guy starts talking about fake news in the media, he will have to keep explaining which fake news he's talking about -- "no, not THAT fake news, THIS fake news!" -- leaving his followers conflicted and confused, and thus weakened as a political force, not knowing who or what to believe.
I can understand why the new owners' decision to shut down the streaming service so soon after it launched left CNN employees nonplussed.
Breaking news
(April 21, 2022)
That was a shocker.
So it's CNN-- now? (Or is about to be.)
Should make for an interesting Reliable Sources this Sunday.
Feel sorry for the people hired on for the project only to see it all go down in flames.
CNN needs to make better use of the 24 hours a day it already has at its disposal. It should assign a portion of the midnight to 7 a.m. slot to the talent the corporation is about to jettison and have it develop programming distinctive from what's shown during the day and evening, covering issues that could use more way more attention.
Enough people might become interested in what's being offered, and realize it's worth being PVR'ed for viewing later in the day, that it could develop a strong following, and serve up a sizable target market for certain advertisers.
(April 21, 2022)
That was a shocker.
So it's CNN-- now? (Or is about to be.)
Should make for an interesting Reliable Sources this Sunday.
Feel sorry for the people hired on for the project only to see it all go down in flames.
CNN needs to make better use of the 24 hours a day it already has at its disposal. It should assign a portion of the midnight to 7 a.m. slot to the talent the corporation is about to jettison and have it develop programming distinctive from what's shown during the day and evening, covering issues that could use more way more attention.
Enough people might become interested in what's being offered, and realize it's worth being PVR'ed for viewing later in the day, that it could develop a strong following, and serve up a sizable target market for certain advertisers.
Fatal difference between parties
(April 19, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The difference between the two parties' platforms:
On the one, left panel, a Democrat places a sash with the words America the Beautiful over the shoulder of Lady Liberty while throngs cheer
On the other platform, right panel, a Republican places a noose around the neck of Lady Liberty who's standing on a trapdoor.
(April 19, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
The difference between the two parties' platforms:
On the one, left panel, a Democrat places a sash with the words America the Beautiful over the shoulder of Lady Liberty while throngs cheer
On the other platform, right panel, a Republican places a noose around the neck of Lady Liberty who's standing on a trapdoor.
Haters gonna vote
(April 19, 2022)
I believe it was Taylor Swift who said it best:
"Haters gonna vote, vote, vote, vote, vote Republican."
How sad for the U.S must it be
To have out of power a party
Whose skill is to lay blame
And not show any shame
When welcoming each crisis with glee
(April 19, 2022)
I believe it was Taylor Swift who said it best:
"Haters gonna vote, vote, vote, vote, vote Republican."
How sad for the U.S must it be
To have out of power a party
Whose skill is to lay blame
And not show any shame
When welcoming each crisis with glee
Give anarchy a chance
(April 19, 2022)
I'm thinking of starting a movement for people sick of politics and bad governments. I'm calling it ANon, the A standing for anarchy, which seems as good a way for society to carry on as democracy and tyranny (but without having to bow to the need to hold sham elections that both systems think necessary to give the appearance of rule by consent).
Anarchy, it must be said, really hasn't been given a chance to prove itself over the long haul on a big stage. Now's the time.
Our motto: "Where we go one we go alone." In other words, every man, woman, child (under parental supervision until the age of dissent) for him/her/zimself.
The Non, of course, stands for nonsense, the same as it does for QAnon, but we will have the benefit of a catchy tune to animate rallies -- Hey, Nonny, Nonny -- should any adherents want to gather in numbers to loudly proclaim their individuality.
Now there is the risk that anarchy will bring about the ruin of civilization at a far more rapid pace than the world is currently trending but I see that as sound preparation for when climate change is seen, finally, by all as irreversible, in which case each of us will be truly on our own trying to stay one frantic step ahead of the next disaster.
If we can't unite to defeat what is humankind's greatest threat to its continued existence, then we will surely have to fend for ourselves as individuals when the clock strikes midnight.
(April 19, 2022)
I'm thinking of starting a movement for people sick of politics and bad governments. I'm calling it ANon, the A standing for anarchy, which seems as good a way for society to carry on as democracy and tyranny (but without having to bow to the need to hold sham elections that both systems think necessary to give the appearance of rule by consent).
Anarchy, it must be said, really hasn't been given a chance to prove itself over the long haul on a big stage. Now's the time.
Our motto: "Where we go one we go alone." In other words, every man, woman, child (under parental supervision until the age of dissent) for him/her/zimself.
The Non, of course, stands for nonsense, the same as it does for QAnon, but we will have the benefit of a catchy tune to animate rallies -- Hey, Nonny, Nonny -- should any adherents want to gather in numbers to loudly proclaim their individuality.
Now there is the risk that anarchy will bring about the ruin of civilization at a far more rapid pace than the world is currently trending but I see that as sound preparation for when climate change is seen, finally, by all as irreversible, in which case each of us will be truly on our own trying to stay one frantic step ahead of the next disaster.
If we can't unite to defeat what is humankind's greatest threat to its continued existence, then we will surely have to fend for ourselves as individuals when the clock strikes midnight.
I'd rather you didn't, Brett
(April 18, 2022)
Stephens:
"But that almost inevitably leads to health care rationing and wait lists. Would you rather us be Canada?"
D'uh. Yeah.
"And I think the decision will be 5-4, with John Roberts joining the liberal wing in dissent on states’ rights grounds. Hey, it’s never too late to move to Canada."
What, and have to wait for treatment, and be subject to health care rationing? To put Stephens' mind at ease, there's no rationing of health care or being put on a wait list should you get shot and taken to ER after surviving a mass shooting.
Hope this helps.
(April 18, 2022)
Stephens:
"But that almost inevitably leads to health care rationing and wait lists. Would you rather us be Canada?"
D'uh. Yeah.
"And I think the decision will be 5-4, with John Roberts joining the liberal wing in dissent on states’ rights grounds. Hey, it’s never too late to move to Canada."
What, and have to wait for treatment, and be subject to health care rationing? To put Stephens' mind at ease, there's no rationing of health care or being put on a wait list should you get shot and taken to ER after surviving a mass shooting.
Hope this helps.
Victimizing the victimizer
(April 16,2022)
Perhaps the answer lies in having Ukrainian hackers remove Russian frozen funds from reserves and making them available for their country's military, humanitarian, and reconstruction use.
Apparently, this sort of theft is easily enough done as North Korea repeatedly demonstrates.
America could then take a page from Putin's playbook and loudly accuse the 'victim', Russia, of having perpetrated the crime.
(April 16,2022)
Perhaps the answer lies in having Ukrainian hackers remove Russian frozen funds from reserves and making them available for their country's military, humanitarian, and reconstruction use.
Apparently, this sort of theft is easily enough done as North Korea repeatedly demonstrates.
America could then take a page from Putin's playbook and loudly accuse the 'victim', Russia, of having perpetrated the crime.
Tipping the scales of justice
(April 13, 2022)
Is it likely the public's dwindling respect for the Supreme Court will bring about any change in how the justices deliberate on matters? The court's conservative members have made clear they have abandoned any notion of impartiality in arriving at decisions. Their rulings are driven by ideology, not an even-handed weighing of the facts and a fair-minded application of the law.
Their lifetime appointments guarantee they need not stray from the path they have chosen to steer America in a certain direction, which will do nothing to bring the country closer together, but will instead sow further division.
(April 13, 2022)
Is it likely the public's dwindling respect for the Supreme Court will bring about any change in how the justices deliberate on matters? The court's conservative members have made clear they have abandoned any notion of impartiality in arriving at decisions. Their rulings are driven by ideology, not an even-handed weighing of the facts and a fair-minded application of the law.
Their lifetime appointments guarantee they need not stray from the path they have chosen to steer America in a certain direction, which will do nothing to bring the country closer together, but will instead sow further division.
Trump's an empty nester
(April 11, 2022)
Trump is a nesting Russian doll: a hollow man who grows ever smaller the more we peel apart his character to discover what's inside him.
The last reveal is a grinning Putin at Trump's core.
(April 11, 2022)
Trump is a nesting Russian doll: a hollow man who grows ever smaller the more we peel apart his character to discover what's inside him.
The last reveal is a grinning Putin at Trump's core.
And he picked wings off flies as a kid
(April 6, 2022)
At what point in their childhood do people like Putin begin showing signs that their character will lead them down the path toward evil?
There are serial killers and there are mass murderers.
And then there are serial mass murderers when all hope for humanity's salvation is smashed to smithereens.
That any country can allow one individual without a conscience to wield absolute power over millions of people is demoralizing in the extreme.
Despite our superior numbers we are at the mercy of psychopaths – inhumankind.
(April 6, 2022)
At what point in their childhood do people like Putin begin showing signs that their character will lead them down the path toward evil?
There are serial killers and there are mass murderers.
And then there are serial mass murderers when all hope for humanity's salvation is smashed to smithereens.
That any country can allow one individual without a conscience to wield absolute power over millions of people is demoralizing in the extreme.
Despite our superior numbers we are at the mercy of psychopaths – inhumankind.
How much is too much?
(April 4, 2022)
Okay, if a minimum wage isn't the answer, how about a maximum income? Anything to close the widening gap between the extremely wealthy and the excessively poor, and bring about a more equitable society.
Would a limit of $10 million on one's annual income really create hardship for the ultra-rich? Once they reach their limit -- by April? -- they could spend the rest of the year engaged in nobler pursuits, such as devoting all their efforts to addressing climate change, reducing crime, helping the disadvantaged, restoring trust in democracy, etc, etc.
There's plenty of things to do out there to keep them occupied, while still enjoying a lifestyle that would be the envy of billions in the world.
(April 4, 2022)
Okay, if a minimum wage isn't the answer, how about a maximum income? Anything to close the widening gap between the extremely wealthy and the excessively poor, and bring about a more equitable society.
Would a limit of $10 million on one's annual income really create hardship for the ultra-rich? Once they reach their limit -- by April? -- they could spend the rest of the year engaged in nobler pursuits, such as devoting all their efforts to addressing climate change, reducing crime, helping the disadvantaged, restoring trust in democracy, etc, etc.
There's plenty of things to do out there to keep them occupied, while still enjoying a lifestyle that would be the envy of billions in the world.
Character, not colour, counts
(April 4, 2022)
If it's true what Mr. Blow says, as seems likely, that Trump is backing Walker because he's Black and so could drain votes from Warnock, Georgia Democrats will find out this fall if Martin Luther King's dream has come true: a nation where people "will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”
Idea for editorial cartoon: Walker 'running' for Senate, carrying a deflated football marked 'Campaign platform'
(April 4, 2022)
If it's true what Mr. Blow says, as seems likely, that Trump is backing Walker because he's Black and so could drain votes from Warnock, Georgia Democrats will find out this fall if Martin Luther King's dream has come true: a nation where people "will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.”
Idea for editorial cartoon: Walker 'running' for Senate, carrying a deflated football marked 'Campaign platform'
Bedmates, soulmates
(April 1, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Clarence and Ginni Thomas are in bed together. Clarence is reading a book, A Layman's Guide to the Constitution, when Ginni shows him the text she's written on her smartphone and asks]: "Is that how you spell Heist?”
(April 1, 2022)
Idea for an editorial cartoon:
[Clarence and Ginni Thomas are in bed together. Clarence is reading a book, A Layman's Guide to the Constitution, when Ginni shows him the text she's written on her smartphone and asks]: "Is that how you spell Heist?”
The elite abstain full disclosure
(March 31, 2022)
The elite abstain full disclosure
There's great risk that comes with exposure
Ridicule and disgrace
Is what they would face
If it became known they were mere poseurs
(March 31, 2022)
The elite abstain full disclosure
There's great risk that comes with exposure
Ridicule and disgrace
Is what they would face
If it became known they were mere poseurs
Trump and his gang
(March 29, 2022)
All this talk of antitrust and trustbusters -- isn't that what Trump and his gang were all about?
(March 29, 2022)
All this talk of antitrust and trustbusters -- isn't that what Trump and his gang were all about?